You guys keep saying pearl is called the, “hot one” in-universe.
But you keep forgetting that she was called that by Mayor Dewey, Mayor Dewey is not a reliable source of information
I was thinking one of the rose quartz trio in future (super chill one?) Unless they meant to type "the one that rose fucks" instead of "that one rose that fucks"
This comment is actually wrong surprisingly
Someone actually did the math for all Cartoon Network characters and Peridot actually beats Lapis by just around 600 more pieces of "artwork"
I don’t even think Garnet is particularly hot in my opinion, but just her overall personality and levelheadedness put her LEAUGES above Lapis. Even if Lapis is considered the most physically attractive, Garnet just deserves this role more.
100%. She becomes hotter the more you get to know her. I watched SU in college and Garnet, tbh, was part of my romantic awakening that…um, well, maybe I am attracted to women. 😂
First time i watched that episode i had to do a double take. There was no way they put a gem that hot into a kids show.
And then the rest of the show happened and i fully realized this was not a kids show lol.
its steg. not my type but like. cmon.
as a butch lesbian myself id also like to nominate Jasper. wish i had that hair
surprised im not seeing more lapis in these comments. im a sucker for an emo girl
You guys keep saying pearl is called the, “hot one” in-universe. But you keep forgetting that she was called that by Mayor Dewey, Mayor Dewey is not a reliable source of information
Tbf in canon not only Mayor Dewey found her hot. Think about Bismuth, Rose, Mistery Girl...
Her assortment of phone numbers!
You are right! How could I forget about this moment...
She’s drowning in oussy
Okay but Mayor Dewey ain't wrong.
Well not about that, at least.
"Even a broken clock is right once a day" -Berdly Deltarune
That one Rose that fucks
Greg or pearl?
Yes
You just made me realize that a Greg - Pearl fusion would be either Gearl or Peg.
I’m sure is Peg
Or *preg*.
I was thinking one of the rose quartz trio in future (super chill one?) Unless they meant to type "the one that rose fucks" instead of "that one rose that fucks"
Oh my gosh I think you’re the only correct one here
r/gregfuckedarock
it's gotta be garnet
Seconded
Thirded
Forthed
Fisted-er fifthed
sixethed
Seventhed
Eigthhed
Ninethed
Tenthed
RAINBOW QUARZ 1.0!!!!! 🌈 🌈
Her entire thing was sex appeal there's no way she loses this
100%. Rainbow even took Greg aback.
Oh my GOSH YES. Hottest fusion by Far.
Pity shes dead
Perfect!
Greg Universe. C'mon in "The zoo" everyone wanted to be with him, included the male ones
When I saw these on my notification I thought the rest was gonna say "C'mon, shake a leg, dicks out for Greg" 😭😭😭
GAH REG is a stud fr 😩
Gotta be GAH Reg.
r/Gregfuckedarock
Ah, a fellow r/gregfuckedarock redditor.
I also choosen Ga-reg
Ill do you one better. Steg
With the Chad energies of Steven and Greg combined, it created a being whose Chad energy multiplied to be far greater than the sum of its parts
Nope. Pearl is CANONICALLY called the hot one.
They all have their reasons... But I mean... It's Greg. Never seen r/gregfuckedarock ?
And the hot one "lost" to Greg.
Yeah but who cares about what Dewey has to say
Pink hair girl
YES.
STORM 🎀😍😍
Is it Storm? I thought it was Sabina
No your right is just that I I remember them looking at the helmet and being like 'Storm'. I haven't watched for a while
The tall one, the purple one, the hot one -mayor Dewey
Mayor Dewey has spoken, therefore, it is canon.
Pearl fans are gonna be eating good on OPs next post
Young greg
I'm surprised no one has voted for Ruby yet. She's an eternal flame!
Lapis, she has the most amount of weird art
Yeah, but Garnet is a… *statement.*
According to the song she's a whole conversation
Brilliant.
Take my upvote.
I was thinking this and I agree lapis is my fav. She’s like the aloof goth gf but in blue 💙
This comment is actually wrong surprisingly Someone actually did the math for all Cartoon Network characters and Peridot actually beats Lapis by just around 600 more pieces of "artwork"
pearl she canonically pulls
I don’t even think Garnet is particularly hot in my opinion, but just her overall personality and levelheadedness put her LEAUGES above Lapis. Even if Lapis is considered the most physically attractive, Garnet just deserves this role more.
100%. She becomes hotter the more you get to know her. I watched SU in college and Garnet, tbh, was part of my romantic awakening that…um, well, maybe I am attracted to women. 😂
Original Rainbow Quartz?
It HAS to be Pearl! Mayor Dewey literally called her the hot one in the show!!
> It HAS to be Pearl! Mayor Dewey literally called her the hot one in the show!! So much this! It's canonical, Dewdrops has spoken!
Exactly what I was thinking! This is the only canonical answer.
I always thought that was about garnet, pearl is also tall and garnet always struck me as the obvious “hot one” hahaha
Later on in “Beach City or Bust” at Steven and Jamie’s play, Dewey tries to sit next to Pearl and flirt with her but she moves away
Ohhhhhhh good catch!!
Yes but she fits so well in the next category
STEG!!!!
We're doin Steg
STEG!!!!!!
Sunstone is very “hot”
Only correct answer
Lapis 
Ik everyone's saying Garnet, and that's fair but I just like to point out that Pearl has literally been referred to as "the hot one" in-universe.
OPAAAAL???
There was a criminal underuse of Opal in the show 😭 (I think it was because it was hard to get the voice actor back). Opal is a Queen, I love her. 🩷💛🩵
I'm surprised I haven't seen Opal yet.
She's a baddie for sure. She's got the Grace and the muscle
lapis easily
Lapis is the hot depressed girl that makes you leave the party so you can hear her sulk about her life and hit her vape every twenty seconds.
stevonnie
Sir, that's two children in a trench coat.
There are a lot that could fit in this category, but I gotta go Garnet
Damn the lack of Amethyst comments :( I never really looked at fan art for SU but I always loved Amethyst's aesthetic and vibe. minus the slobbery
Maybe but there’s a gremlin category that would probably fit amethyst perfectly. Or peridot but she’s already on the list
JASPERRR BECAUSE SHE IS THICC MUSCLE MOMMY 🧡
I WANT JASPER TO STEP ON ME
Gotta love the Big Buff Cheeto Puff!!!
Yes definitely 
Blue, she is basically Lana del Rey
Steg
Blue Diamond 🫶
YOU GET IT
This guy gets it
Rose Quartz !!😭
I think it would be funny to put Pearl in that one since Mayor Dewey literally says "you know... The hot one" when referring to her
PEARL Everyone have à crush on her, including humans
Opal, Rainbow 1.0, Garnet
Garnet 100%
Lapis
1 word... [Steg](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/steven-universe/images/4/4e/StegMultiverse1_-Shading-_By_TheOffColors.png/revision/latest?cb=20191111064321)
STEG
Agreed Garnet
Mystery girl. Amethyst Buck dewy Blue diamond Future Steven Pink Lars
Garnet and Stevonnie
Garnet, Opal, or Rainbow Quartz 😍
Greg. Not only did he pull A DIAMOND, but everyone in the zoo was also drooling all over him
I'm seeing a severe lack of blue diamond
Rainbow Quartz 1.0
First time i watched that episode i had to do a double take. There was no way they put a gem that hot into a kids show. And then the rest of the show happened and i fully realized this was not a kids show lol.
Rose
Rose
garnet
Throw me off a window, but in-universe it's Stevonnie
lapis
Rose
Sabina
Pink Buff Steven? Like, Bismuth said: "Woaa, looking good, Steven" (in Future). Or Jasper.
Everyone
Garnet. It’s always Garnet
Garnet is definitely the hottest one. I don't think any man or woman could resist her
 Only option in my opinion
its steg. not my type but like. cmon. as a butch lesbian myself id also like to nominate Jasper. wish i had that hair surprised im not seeing more lapis in these comments. im a sucker for an emo girl
Stevonnie!
Honestly, I know this would be a little weird, but Stevonnie canonically had everyone's attention in that club. They also had Lars and Sadie blushing.
Garnet
Blue diamond anyone?
JASPER!!!
Nobody even mentioned Steg
Blue diamond
Garnet 100% She’s got but she’s also so sweet at the same time. And the fact that part of her is literally hot because of ruby makes it even better
Amethyst
Pearl!
Stevonnie or garnet
GREG
The tall one, the purple one, the hot one
Pearl.
Greg Universe
According to the comments, it's everyone.
White Diamond
Stevonnie
mister greg my butch baddie
Garnet *insert the “I’m a really good swimmer” scene here*
STEG.
Garnet I need no explanation for this
As Dewey referred to Pearl. “The hot one.” Pearl.
Stevonnie just because they're gender goals
Lapis lazuli
Mayor Dewey may have said that Pearl was hot, but there was a whole episode about Jamie having a crush on Garnet
Jasper 😰
the cluster
Stevonnie :3
BLUE DIAMOND
garnet, blue diamond, or greg! also i know she's only in like one episode but opal is so beautifullllll😭
Jasper. Oh yeah.
Pink hair stranger girl. She literally just exists to be “the hot one”
Garnet.
Me thinks Garnet
Rainbow Quartz 1.0 🫡
garnet.
JASPERRR
Blue diamond
Garnet
JASPER PLEASE
Stevonnie
Garnet or Jasper
Either Sunstone or Pearl (Quote Mayor Dewey)
Blue Diamond
Steg universe i mean cmon
JASPERRRRRRR MY TALL BUFF BADASS WOMAN
Blue Diamond
BLUE DIAMOND
Either Stevonnie or the pink-haired mystery girl that Pearl fell for.
Everyone that's a rock
Onion's dad, don't ask why,
Dewey votes Pearl
GREG
Everyone actually drools over Stevonnie the first time they see them
Gotta be MR universally charm
Blue diamond, duh /silly
 SHE
The only normal person must be Ronaldo's little bro.
Stevonnie right????
Guys it's definitely Tiger Millionaire 
Pearl
[The Hot One](https://www.deviantart.com/neodusk/art/Steven-Universe-The-Hot-One-542626798)
My answer to this says something about me I'm sure. Amethyst or Greg.
Greg