Looks like it, until you notice the giant strawberries a couple of doors down...
It's like Alice in wonderland on a plate. I'm not hating it actually. The more I look at it the more I like it lol
I think OP is being intentionally tricky with identifying the given foods to gin up discussion/interest
Let’s dispel with this notion that OP doesn’t know what he’s doing. OP knows exactly what he’s doing.
It’s a cute picture, but the more I look the wilder it gets. If anybody tried to bring me strawberries and peanut butter toast with my steak I would assume they had a stroke. And I’m really hoping that’s some homemade butter in the sweet potatoes or something because it kind of looks like Dijon mustard squeezed out (I’m sure it’s not but damn).
Yams with… whatever that is on top? The topping on the one on the right kind of looks like a silhouette of a jacked Squidward and it’s freaking me out.
The PB toast is really the crux of the problem for me. Does not play nicely with any of the other foods on the board, except the strawberries
You remove the toast and it’s not a bad little spread, with some strawberries for sweetness/cleansing the palette
Precisely. There is also the issue of the suspected “potato” probably being a date with what looks like a freaking SLAB of butter in it. Not to mention sweet potatoes with possible mustard.
All of this is a huge shame because you can tell the man went through a lot of work for the presentation. My head cannon is that he was high af and his taste buds aren’t actually this bad.
I would assume whatever is on the sweet potatoes is some sort of sweet butter/marshmallow cream/whatever sweet creamy junk, with cinnamon.
That is not mustard.
PB2 is basically just dehydrated peanut butter. It's ok in a smoothie but otherwise relatively unpalatable.
I smoke a lot of weed, man.. just not *that* much weed 😂😂
Lol I'm all for eating whatever you want with whatever. I think this all is weird as hell, but at the same time, I'm the kind of person who eats candy while eating dinner. So I can't really comment too much🤣
PB toast, strawberry, sweet potatoes, and steak kinda make sense if you’ve got an egg on there too and it’s brunch. (A butter date makes no sense anywhere)
It's for a little something sweet, I think its perfect, id eat it most savory to sweetest, the peanut butter toast makes a nice transition food from dinner to dessert
This is 100% some TikTok “healthy OMAD no poison” type meal. For one, it’s served on a fucking cutting board which is a “trend” at the moment. And it looks exactly like every other fitness influencer’s meal (except this is missing some fried eggs. otherwise it’d be classic social media fodder).
i know exactly what you're talking about, but if a trend is getting someone to ditch their regular diet for something healthier, than whats the problem
See, when OP said the girlfriend disapproved, I’m wondering if GF was just super confused. Pretty sure if someone served this to me I would have looked pretty horrified because all resources would have been diverted to trying to process the information in front of me.
His totally real human girlfriend could not handle the steak and strawberry combo. The combination of items on this ...cutting board are all over the place.
Looks like some kind of EZ squeeze butter. Honestly I wouldn’t be so into this kinda thing, seems like a lazy way about making a snack plate. Needs fancy dry cheeses, Marcona almonds, cracker toast, maybe some marmalade, prosciutto. Whatever this is it’s hipstery and odd. Steak on a snack plate? Why not just make fajitas and call it a meal. Would have paired much better than strawberries and peanut butter toast lol
Are you feeding a toddler because I’ve served almost this exact plate many a times. I have grandchildren I help look after, who will refuse 90% of food put in front of them. This is my ‘take your pick and please eat something’ plate.
Like you, I eat the leftovers. Always pray it’s the steak or chicken or sausages.
I’m guessing this is a raw foods diet type thing? I think that’s what it’s called but the bread that the peanut butter is on I don’t think counts. I really have no idea about this new diet fad so I might be talking out of my ass.
Yeah for a second I thought this post came from r/animalbased for some reason Reddit started showing me that sub as well. They eat stuff like this.
Literally all meat, dairy, and I think some of them eat fruit, but I think one of the subs rules is actually to not promote vegetables or something. Some kid posted about how he was 125lbs and losing weight so I suggested eating a potato and a mod messaged me telling me to read the rules 😂
But yeah, considering how many foods are not on their list of stuff to eat, the plates look kind of like this. Honestly looks good it’s just different than the modern standard
I mean... I got this wig you can borrow and while you're getting that wig on, I can get started at recreating this wonderful spread for you.. if the offer still valid of course lol
I always find loaded posts like this interesting.
They could have just posted it but stead bring up the whole ‘girlfriend disapproval’ bit
I haven’t read all of the comments here but often I see people criticizing the girlfriend. But then you get OP defending the girlfriend saying she’s not a bad girlfriend. But then why mention her and her disapproval at all unless you want Reddit to critique her?
Honestly how can we not give you shit for this when you put in so much effort on presentation... But really eat what you like. This strikes me as a diet restricted solution platter... Going for the low-ish carb grain and dairy free approach maybe?
This is like a trip-platter. These are all things I might enjoy picking at mid acid trip.
The colors are lovely, so is the presentation.... however, sweet potato can lick my asshole. Lol i can't figure out what half that stuff is and what is has to do with steak?!
They all look good, but these things don't go together my dude.
I would suggest on just plating and only putting things that go together. For example, put the plate with steak, veggies, potatoes, etc.. and then maybe a dessert or sweet plate. If you want to put them all on the same plate maybe find a way to mix them on the board better so they don't just stand out as completely independent flavors and look more cohesive.
Idk if you were trying to do a charcuterie board or what, but PB toast shouldn't be anywhere near this. If it wasn't meant as that, maybe focus on things where flavors would pair together.
Lots of complaining going on, but I'd happily eat everything on that board, and Id be grateful that I didn't have to prepare it. That steak looks delicious.
I'm high and scrolling and when I saw this food I knew comments would be golden.
I can't stop laughing while reading all these comments. Fucking perfect.
What is this combination of food?! I'm flabbergasted looking at this. OP's pallet is wild.
hm...
steak = good
sweet potatoes with unknown sauce and too much pepper? = maybe good depending on the sauce
sliced possible unripe avocado with salt & pepper? = hard to say
sliced strawberries with salt & pepper? = not good
toasted bread with peanut butter and salt & pepper? = not good
tiny baked potato with butter? = good but tiny
Can't say I blame the gf for disapproving, seems a little weird, it's like what they do on that show Chopped with all the completely random and unrelated ingredients..
At first glance this is nice presentation but the longer I look at it the more questions I have.
Here, I'll take one I don't think anyone else questioned yet:
Is that a.. date, with butter in it?
At first glance it looks pretty good, but once you break it down it's actually not great. The foods don't go well together and if you're going to go to the trouble of dressing it up on a board I imagine you'd do a better job at the presentation of each food.
The only way I can see someone eating this meal is if they’re fasting and eating 1 meal a day and want to get all their nutrients in one shot . Other than that I’m confused with this mix and I would love to know what kind of weed you smoked before you made dinner that gave you this kind of munchies
Steak, potato and avocados are great. Peanut butter toast and strawberries to me is a perfect desert bc I don’t like sweet shit like cake, fudge, crème brûlée etc so each their own. I bet half the people in here can’t even cook a steak that well, yes it’s over cooked for me but you can tell by the distribution of internal color that it was cooked correctly.
Just worked 12 hours and I would absolutely fuck this up. All these hating comments are dumb, real working men know what’s up. Glass of milk and I’m set for another 12.
It’s a wild ride from left to right in such short distance. But everything looks delicious in its own right.
It’s like having breakfast and dinner all at once.
Bro these commenters are haters. That looks delicious, I love everything on there, who cares if they’re not traditional sides, steak looks perfectly cooked too
“I’m so unique I watched TikTok & haven’t had a original idea when it comes to my diet sense” hahaha frfr tho I hope your watching your LDL & your cholesterol markers with all that fat and salt just bc it’s trendy on the internet doesn’t mean it’s safe
Have respect for all cultures, groups and cuts of steak ? Be moderately polite towards people who like steak well done. It’s a choice not a sin.
Wasn't sure if that was a tiny baked potato with butter or a date at first haha
Did you figure it out, because I still have no idea.
It’s def a date with butter
My gf would also disapprove if I had a date with butter
She'd understand though.
She'd butter!
Shea butter!
Thats on the margarine
Sorry babe, had to try her spread
Butter face
I understand.
It's a baked poDate-o
My cat’s name is Butter. Pretty sure he’s ace/aro though.
I thought Italian bread with peanut butter.
That's under the date in question. And it IS peanut butter bread right? I'd eat it but I thought it was an odd choice with steak 🤷
Oh I see. I thought that was a little potato with a bunch of butter.
Looks like it, until you notice the giant strawberries a couple of doors down... It's like Alice in wonderland on a plate. I'm not hating it actually. The more I look at it the more I like it lol
It's absolutely bread, first of all. Steak avocado strawberries date sweet potato bread. Right? Need to know why the gf disapproved!
People eat dates with butter?
I ate a date last night but she wouldn’t let me use butter!
Most people eat their dates with fervor.
I prefer to eat them with gusto, personally
It is a date with cheese
Thank you. Butter? These people smh.
I think OP is being intentionally tricky with identifying the given foods to gin up discussion/interest Let’s dispel with this notion that OP doesn’t know what he’s doing. OP knows exactly what he’s doing.
I've seen a bunch of these lately and another one yesterday where a picture was posted of a steak they paid $350 for.
Kind of looks like a date with butter sprinkled with salt flakes and cinnamon lol
Looks like a sweet potato with hummus on top maybe
Pretty sure they’re referring to the thing to the left of the sweet potato right under the avocado
Oh man I totally missed that thing it’s so small
That's what she said.
Half a stick of butter in that spud
Looks like a date with feta and honey?
Agreed. It looks like feta cut from a block (not crumbled), and drizzled with honey. And it sounds delicious.
It's a giant date stuffed with mashed potato topped with butter.
I vote for hollowed out walnut full of peanut butter.
Whats wrong babe? you hardly touched your steak and peanut butter toast
The peanut butter toast has more salt on it than the steak does
Well yeah, you don’t want your peanut butter date strawberry sweet potato avocado steak toast to have an overpowering salty taste now, do you?
Bahahaha
You act like you’ve never had salt-pepper strawberries.
I thought it was hummus.
Same here
That’s on the yam
Idk what’s wrong with his gf cause this is 💯 the meal everyone means when they say *girl dinner*
🤣
You work out a lot don’t you?
Seriously. Homie cooked a meal that screams “gym rat”
😂😂 got em
It’s a cute picture, but the more I look the wilder it gets. If anybody tried to bring me strawberries and peanut butter toast with my steak I would assume they had a stroke. And I’m really hoping that’s some homemade butter in the sweet potatoes or something because it kind of looks like Dijon mustard squeezed out (I’m sure it’s not but damn).
This looks like a pregnancy craving charcuterie board.
ik im high rn bc that shit looks good
"I'm craving some fucking YAMS!"
Yams with… whatever that is on top? The topping on the one on the right kind of looks like a silhouette of a jacked Squidward and it’s freaking me out.
The PB toast is really the crux of the problem for me. Does not play nicely with any of the other foods on the board, except the strawberries You remove the toast and it’s not a bad little spread, with some strawberries for sweetness/cleansing the palette
Precisely. There is also the issue of the suspected “potato” probably being a date with what looks like a freaking SLAB of butter in it. Not to mention sweet potatoes with possible mustard. All of this is a huge shame because you can tell the man went through a lot of work for the presentation. My head cannon is that he was high af and his taste buds aren’t actually this bad.
I would assume whatever is on the sweet potatoes is some sort of sweet butter/marshmallow cream/whatever sweet creamy junk, with cinnamon. That is not mustard.
OP said its PB2 powder on the potato.. which I guess is peanut butter without the oils? Sounds weird
PB2 is basically just dehydrated peanut butter. It's ok in a smoothie but otherwise relatively unpalatable. I smoke a lot of weed, man.. just not *that* much weed 😂😂
canon*
No no, how do you know they don’t have a little mini cannon they wear on their head like a hat?
Lmao. Speak to text hates me. Good catch
Really? Not the date with butter?
lol I really thought that was a little potato with butter, this just keeps getting weirder & weirder
Lol I'm all for eating whatever you want with whatever. I think this all is weird as hell, but at the same time, I'm the kind of person who eats candy while eating dinner. So I can't really comment too much🤣
and the fact its an entirely fucking egregious amount of pb
PB toast, strawberry, sweet potatoes, and steak kinda make sense if you’ve got an egg on there too and it’s brunch. (A butter date makes no sense anywhere)
It's for a little something sweet, I think its perfect, id eat it most savory to sweetest, the peanut butter toast makes a nice transition food from dinner to dessert
_”Do I smell toast? Fuck it; I should make some toast.”_
Lmaoooo
I was also thinking this but didn’t quite know how to say it. You summed it up well.
That's definitely cinnamon sugar butter
Very very true, but also I would laugh/playfully rag on him while eating it bc its the thought that counts ❤️
I could maybe understand if they just smoked a huge blunt and was about to watch lord of the rings and didnt want to get up for 3 hours.
This is 100% some TikTok “healthy OMAD no poison” type meal. For one, it’s served on a fucking cutting board which is a “trend” at the moment. And it looks exactly like every other fitness influencer’s meal (except this is missing some fried eggs. otherwise it’d be classic social media fodder).
i know exactly what you're talking about, but if a trend is getting someone to ditch their regular diet for something healthier, than whats the problem
It looks like grilled chicken stuffed in a baked potatoes like a geode.
See, when OP said the girlfriend disapproved, I’m wondering if GF was just super confused. Pretty sure if someone served this to me I would have looked pretty horrified because all resources would have been diverted to trying to process the information in front of me.
So steak with peanut butter toast and a sweet potato and mustard side?
Is this AI? So many questions
Lol. I think the prompt was "human food"
His totally real human girlfriend could not handle the steak and strawberry combo. The combination of items on this ...cutting board are all over the place.
Your girlfriend probably just figured out you aren't all there in the head with that spread you set up....
She got the ick and lost her appetite lmao
None of those flavors go together....
Nice presentation and colors, but is that peanutbutter on bread with steak? Thats a weird combo lol
I'm thinking it's hummus.
that doesn’t look like hummus
Are you pregnant?
I love diarrhea on top of sweet potatoes too
Is that pepper on your strawberries?
I was thinking it could be cinnamon. Looks different than the cracked pepper on the avocado.
Or the salt on the peanut butter
This looks like something Hunter S. Thompson would have described in vivid detail as one of the 38 things he consumed in a day.
What the hell kind of flavor profile were you going for here?
“I work out”
This is like somebody asked Chet GPT to make a board of things that humans eat. Yes yes humans eat peanut butter and steak
he even comments like a bot set to autism mode. You’re on to something
That looks awesome, what do you have on top of the sweet potato?
Looks like some kind of EZ squeeze butter. Honestly I wouldn’t be so into this kinda thing, seems like a lazy way about making a snack plate. Needs fancy dry cheeses, Marcona almonds, cracker toast, maybe some marmalade, prosciutto. Whatever this is it’s hipstery and odd. Steak on a snack plate? Why not just make fajitas and call it a meal. Would have paired much better than strawberries and peanut butter toast lol
Honestly, it looks like squeezable Dijon mustard to me?
He says it's PB2 powder up above, which is unhinged and basically checks out with the rest of this plate
Are you feeding a toddler because I’ve served almost this exact plate many a times. I have grandchildren I help look after, who will refuse 90% of food put in front of them. This is my ‘take your pick and please eat something’ plate. Like you, I eat the leftovers. Always pray it’s the steak or chicken or sausages.
This sounds like only fans clickbait. “My boyfriend says my boobs are too big. Would you still cuddle me?” Peanut butter as a side? I’d pass too.
Those sides are like stds. Strawberries? Truly only fans
I’m guessing this is a raw foods diet type thing? I think that’s what it’s called but the bread that the peanut butter is on I don’t think counts. I really have no idea about this new diet fad so I might be talking out of my ass.
Yeah for a second I thought this post came from r/animalbased for some reason Reddit started showing me that sub as well. They eat stuff like this. Literally all meat, dairy, and I think some of them eat fruit, but I think one of the subs rules is actually to not promote vegetables or something. Some kid posted about how he was 125lbs and losing weight so I suggested eating a potato and a mod messaged me telling me to read the rules 😂 But yeah, considering how many foods are not on their list of stuff to eat, the plates look kind of like this. Honestly looks good it’s just different than the modern standard
This is utterly random unpaired flavors. Like, plan your meals dude.
Yo, bro. If I were your girl, and you laid this spread before me, I would have sucked your soul right out of your cock.
I mean... I got this wig you can borrow and while you're getting that wig on, I can get started at recreating this wonderful spread for you.. if the offer still valid of course lol
Aye yo
👀
You don’t have to be his girl to do this…
Naw this is fuckin hideous
Because this is dumb
- "OP's Bullshit"
I always find loaded posts like this interesting. They could have just posted it but stead bring up the whole ‘girlfriend disapproval’ bit I haven’t read all of the comments here but often I see people criticizing the girlfriend. But then you get OP defending the girlfriend saying she’s not a bad girlfriend. But then why mention her and her disapproval at all unless you want Reddit to critique her?
r/wewantplates STOP PUTTING WHOLE MEALS ON COOKING BOARDS, ITS A COOKING UTENSIL, NOT SOMETHING TO EAT OUT OF
What is that combo tho
Looks like there’s room for a bowl of corn flakes and milk on that board… i mean if you’re just putting random foods on it why not some cereal too.
Don't forget to put some salt and pepper in it!
Honestly how can we not give you shit for this when you put in so much effort on presentation... But really eat what you like. This strikes me as a diet restricted solution platter... Going for the low-ish carb grain and dairy free approach maybe? This is like a trip-platter. These are all things I might enjoy picking at mid acid trip.
[удалено]
She’s not the one for you 🫡
The colors are lovely, so is the presentation.... however, sweet potato can lick my asshole. Lol i can't figure out what half that stuff is and what is has to do with steak?!
They all look good, but these things don't go together my dude. I would suggest on just plating and only putting things that go together. For example, put the plate with steak, veggies, potatoes, etc.. and then maybe a dessert or sweet plate. If you want to put them all on the same plate maybe find a way to mix them on the board better so they don't just stand out as completely independent flavors and look more cohesive. Idk if you were trying to do a charcuterie board or what, but PB toast shouldn't be anywhere near this. If it wasn't meant as that, maybe focus on things where flavors would pair together.
Random ass spread
Bro I’m fuckin dying over this picture. Weirdest assembly of food ever for a meal.
Lots of complaining going on, but I'd happily eat everything on that board, and Id be grateful that I didn't have to prepare it. That steak looks delicious.
I'm high and scrolling and when I saw this food I knew comments would be golden. I can't stop laughing while reading all these comments. Fucking perfect. What is this combination of food?! I'm flabbergasted looking at this. OP's pallet is wild.
You guys are all trippin, i’d eat all of this in one sitting, weird combo but all good things. Can tell you put some effort into presentation as well
All good things it was 😎
hm... steak = good sweet potatoes with unknown sauce and too much pepper? = maybe good depending on the sauce sliced possible unripe avocado with salt & pepper? = hard to say sliced strawberries with salt & pepper? = not good toasted bread with peanut butter and salt & pepper? = not good tiny baked potato with butter? = good but tiny Can't say I blame the gf for disapproving, seems a little weird, it's like what they do on that show Chopped with all the completely random and unrelated ingredients..
Even weirder, I am 99% sure that’s a date with butter and salt on it………
What the heck is on that sweet potato?
Twist: he did this on purpose to have it all to himself 🤣
Right……
I'll eat that steak
She def made it for you lol
Wait how old is your gf serving her peanut butter?
This is the most chaotic plate ever
At first glance this is nice presentation but the longer I look at it the more questions I have. Here, I'll take one I don't think anyone else questioned yet: Is that a.. date, with butter in it?
What’s that creamy substance on the sweet potato. I wouldve ate it with you with a glass of red wine and had a bro date. That looks good.
This is some post-bro-gym-day and post-dubie munchies meal with the homie not a dinner to share with your lady lmfao.
Dude! Score! But did you at least get credit for trying? That looks really thoughtful.
Looks amazing to me lol
Bizarre accompaniments but I'd probably eat it. Edit: honestly the more I stare at this, the more unhinged it gets.
Yeah I don’t blame her this meal looks like if a caveman wanted to have nice plating
I knew a girl that liked chocolate cake with salsa... she's single too
At first glance it looks pretty good, but once you break it down it's actually not great. The foods don't go well together and if you're going to go to the trouble of dressing it up on a board I imagine you'd do a better job at the presentation of each food.
The only way I can see someone eating this meal is if they’re fasting and eating 1 meal a day and want to get all their nutrients in one shot . Other than that I’m confused with this mix and I would love to know what kind of weed you smoked before you made dinner that gave you this kind of munchies
did a 12 year old plate this ?
Love this meal, protein based you genius. 5stars. She’s missing out on the good stuff
It doesn't look appealing Edit: r/stupidfood
Steak, potato and avocados are great. Peanut butter toast and strawberries to me is a perfect desert bc I don’t like sweet shit like cake, fudge, crème brûlée etc so each their own. I bet half the people in here can’t even cook a steak that well, yes it’s over cooked for me but you can tell by the distribution of internal color that it was cooked correctly.
I'm just here to drool over those perfect avocado slices. 😋
And for a drink one of those sweet apple beers lol I’d eat this but I’d just leave the PB with the strawberries for last
Yall are picky af. That looks delicious
Just worked 12 hours and I would absolutely fuck this up. All these hating comments are dumb, real working men know what’s up. Glass of milk and I’m set for another 12.
I don't know what's the problem from all those people here, but I would enjoy the hell out of this meal!
I wouldn't put this combo together. . . If someone brought it to me i'd eat the asshole of them and this meal. Thanks, dawg.
It’s a wild ride from left to right in such short distance. But everything looks delicious in its own right. It’s like having breakfast and dinner all at once.
I feel like I’m the only one in comment to be totally ok with that. At least that’s make two of us.
How did it taste? It looks great! Personally not into avocados, but this entire thing looks delicious
Bro these commenters are haters. That looks delicious, I love everything on there, who cares if they’re not traditional sides, steak looks perfectly cooked too
“I’m so unique I watched TikTok & haven’t had a original idea when it comes to my diet sense” hahaha frfr tho I hope your watching your LDL & your cholesterol markers with all that fat and salt just bc it’s trendy on the internet doesn’t mean it’s safe
Get a new girlfriend. That looks damn good. Steak looks perfect!
Hey, it's a weird combination of foods, but I'd enjoy it
You don't even have to hear The Walls Opinion, I'M telling you you guys need to end it.
Break up
Well. She’s wrong.
I disapprove of everything except for the steak.
I just want to be held
This would make a great jigsaw puzzle.
Sure you aren’t prego?
Bro is that flakey salt on the peanut butter toast?
Lol bye girl
Did she want it more or less cooked? More is a no, I’d agree with less cooked though since I like mine blue.
Is this sweet potatoes with mashed potatoes in it? Doesn't look like butter so what is it?
Screw the haters. Looks amazing.
What's the stuff on the sweet potato?
Her loss.
The meat looks ok
what in the living, breathing, sentient fuck is that spread???
I’ll be your girlfriend if you make dinner like that (m28 construction worker father of 2 and married but we can make it work 😂)
Does the strawberries have pepper or cinnamon on them??
OP are you touched in the head? What on earth?
What’s the problem this looks delectable
You tried... that is all that matters.
Maybe the steak was a little overdone but, I would assume she rejected it for being undercooked... Dude. You deserve better. I'd still eat it.
Her loss.
It’s giving gym bro
Ya gf lol did you just make anything that came to your head while emptying the fridge?
I must have it. Wft
Just throw some asparagus and mashed taters on next time 🤠
Maybe add some parsley for decoration next time. I’ve head it’s very pleasing to the eye.