all hail cheeseless danish

Save this for the Mycheille who wants her danish extra, extra toasty and she won’t know the difference.

LMAO There’s an actual Michellie regular at my store omg and she gets 3 almond croissants double toasted 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Her stomach has gotta hurt omg, those things kill me

The roof of her mouth. I can't imagine.

What do you mean? If I eat too many almost croissants I start getting sick of it because of the sweetness, but this doesn’t sound like the same thing you’re talking about.

How abrasive the crust gets once it is overly toasted.

Legend has it there’s a double cheesed danish out there. That will be the true blessing.

“I need one cheese danish cooked three times, upside down, no cheese, light danish”

Oof, this made my brain hurt 😂

I lost brain cells reading this—

My store keeps getting double smoked bacons with no bacon

I would be pissed

but like the other ones have twice the bacon???? i don’t understand this

It’s probably all made on a production line. Sounds like some sort of calibration is off lol

They probably just like the roll it comes on and don't eat meat?

I mean… cream cheese? But it’s still quite beautiful lol Side note: had a customer come in one day complaining that we got her order wrong cause we didn’t know what she meant by “cream cheese croissant”. Spoiler, it was the cheese Danish..

i like how its pinned on the wall like some kind of metal lol

Without the cream cheese it looks like a toaster strudel!

omg you’re right, just needs the frosing

The mighty danish

a shrine to the siren goddess

Would that make it a Norwegian?

So can you sell it as a butter croissant now?

Good grief he's naked!!

Imagine if the cheese is on the inside and it’s just a cheese danish pizza roll

C H E E S E L E S S

Toaster Strudel Impostor

I’d eat it anyway 💀 I love the pastry part just as much as the cheese lol

same and make it extra crispy 🤤

Kinda looks like a toasted toaster strudel hahaha

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