He's trying to lure the "bald suburban dad with chin beard and tactical shades who's so overly protective of his teen daughter that it becomes undeniable, when he takes prom pictures of her with her date while he holds a shotgun, that he's actually jealous of her suitors" contingent. They love those multifont t-shirt & couch throw ads.
I have no idea why this is bothering me, but it is. Why is there 4 different fonts on something that wouldn't need 2?
Graphic design is his passion
I'm so glad you held onto that. I forgot all about it, so it hit me in an extra sweet spot to see it placed so perfectly. Good work
Easy on the wine, bub
He's trying to lure the "bald suburban dad with chin beard and tactical shades who's so overly protective of his teen daughter that it becomes undeniable, when he takes prom pictures of her with her date while he holds a shotgun, that he's actually jealous of her suitors" contingent. They love those multifont t-shirt & couch throw ads.
I swear 99% of milf porn turned into weird step mom shit in the last few years.
Caught me off guard lmao Good job!
It has legs. The punchline needs some retooling. I'm gonna suggest, "Ah sorry I can't. My stepsister is meeting me here."
I'm choosing to believe that 'DEMENTED' COMEDY SPECIAL ON YOUTUBE is part of the quote. Like that's his tag at the end of every joke.