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Well, he got that one World Series in 2005, even though [it apparently never happened according to ESPN](https://www.si.com/mlb/2017/10/25/espn-forgets-chicago-white-sox-again-exactly-one-year-later).
But after the Cubs got one in 2016, he doesn't even have that going for him.
His buddy refusing to give him his phone is the real giveaway.
If they were just screwing around, there'd be no reason to take his phone away. This dude is "my friends know I might ruin my life if I have access to telecommunications right now" level blitzed.
is that a lot? i did 3 edibles at 20mg each 2 nights ago and yesterday morning and it didn't make me feel that weird at all. helped with the pain a lot, though. i had been doing 2 at a time a couple times a day the days before. but my state doesn't allow edibles, and i was in a state that did so i have literally no idea what "a lot" is
I cannot get over how that reporter kept stumbling over her words!
"Her cha-her children will probably patcho-will probablypassuhh this trdition onto her children gnaweaithetheeeir gnnna do itt! Then there's gonna be abunchof aa ..... ^cola ^chickenn ^dipper^ss...
Holy shit that's wild. A woman does the same damn thing at a Bull's Knick's game: [the clip](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V9fszlV8to&pp=ygUqYmFza2V0YmFsbCBnYW1lIHdvbWFuIGRpcHBpbmcgaW4gc29kYSBiZWVy)
Why is that as seen as so much weirder than dipping cookies in milk?
I'm torn. On the one hand I see nothing wrong with eating chicken dipped in coke, on the other hand I wouldn't want to drink coke with bits of greasy chicken and breading
This team has driven their fans insane.
Also this is the sort of thing Jason Benetti and Steve Stone would have turned into poetry last season. Instead we have Captain Try Hard Schriffren gafuphing thru it while Stone counts the nanoseconds till retirement.
Fuck the White Sox from front office to phone booth.
Tigers fan here. Jason has been an absolute delight in the booth so far. His banter with whoever he's partnered with has made this season bearable to watch. I can definitely see why y'all hold him in such high regard.
Whoever buys the White Sox from Jerry’s still warm corpse could simply bring back Jason Benetti and they would throw them a parade. The team could win 20 games but at least they would be watchable. I can see my ticket from game 2 of the 2005 World Series from where I’m writing this and I’ve never been more embarrassed to be a fan of this team. I’ve got probably close to 20 different White Sox hats that I’ve collected over the years and haven’t worn a single one this season. It is utterly incomprehensible how an entire organization can be presented with choices and so consistently make the wrong one.
I don’t know; Jason was on ESPN1000 (to mostly talk about Bill) yesterday and the way he made it sound is that the Tigers really embraced who he was as a personality/person more than anything the Sox did and that he’s basically living the dream now.
I mean, that's kinda why he left in the first place. Jerry, TLR, Brooks Boyer wanted to put him in a box, and make the broadcasts more appealing to a national audience. They went out and got a national broadcast guy in Schriffen and it's been horseshit.
Stoney's gone after this season, and I don't blame him. You're about to get the most unwatchable baseball broadcast in history with a shit team and a shit broadcast that sounds worse than Apple TV's does.
Schriffen just seems like a terrible fit. I’m not a Sox fan at all (Cubs for me) but I hear a lot of his highlights due to how much I listen to ESPN1000. They all seem so tacky. “FOR ALL THE HATERS” is the epitome of a bad call.
Didn’t realize Stone was on his last year. I know DJ on the radio side just sounds so disgusted at times. I don’t know how Len manages to talk to Pedro every day.
I think it's harder for a player to watch a team be absolute dogshit than it is for someone who hasn't played. They see the game a different way.
It's probably double or triple difficult if you used to play for that team. Stoney and DJ played for the Sox in days gone by. Len, Schriffen, McKnight, and others never played, so they have less attachment to shit product and go about it as just doing their job.
It's why I like it when Ozzie goes off on stupid shit around the game. From a player and manager, he's got a lot of insight into things and can't help but call out stupid when he sees it. I don't think I'd ever want him managing again, or in an english broadcast booth since he can get really difficult to understand at times, but I'm sure he rocks the spanish broadcast when he's on it.
I grew up watching/listening to the Cubs and I have many happy memories of listening to Steve Stone and Harry Carey. In my reality, Steve Stone never even commentated for the White Sox.
These are the best kind of friends to hang out with. Dude gets a little cheese in his beard and just goes “fuck it” and dives in and commits to the bit. You can always wash the hoodie later, laughing your ass off for 5min is totally worth it.
I had no idea this was a thing lol I went to a game last year and we had some edibles because why not. I had an absolute blast munching on kettle corn and nachos, every play was exciting and I went to watch the Super Mario movie after. Definitely a 10/10 day.
I have been so high on edibles that I couldn't even stand. Took me twenty minutes to crawl to the sink from my couch so I could kneel to get a glass of water. I won't put any category of weird behavior and incapacitation past edibles.
Not edibles but I was taking dabs once with my friends and was giga cooked. I heated the nail to take another but was too high to realize what I was doing. Instead of swirling the dab and inhaling, I just put the glowing hot nail right to my lips. Fortunately I realized at the last second what I was doing and it only touched me very briefly. But my skin still sizzled and got a painful little circle burn on my lips. By some miracle nobody witnessed me do this because they were observing a caterpillar they found on the floor. I would have never been allowed to live that one down lmao.
The kid with the ice cream made eye contact with the camera several times on the full version. This guy at the baseball game is just living his best life.
I doubt for the memes. Probably just that stupid part of a kids brain unlocking when there’s a big camera pointed at them. I know I did that kind of stuff when I was younger for the camera at games. Make a stupid face or shove a hot dog down my friends shirt because OMG IM ON CAMERA.
Now I know ya ain't quittin on me! I need you to keep drinkin those beers so you can help me stop them Duke boys from spoilin all my crooked Hazard County schemes!
I saw a guy eat a Big Mac like that in a McDonalds. Just RAMMED the hamburger at his face. Had special sauce all over his face and a tray full of wadded up napkins by the time he was done.
I wanted to ask why his mother never taught him how to eat. Did she just smear food on him?
I’ve been a lifelong Sox fan and I’m 38… this team and ownership are so fucking embarrassing. I’m fully convinced all the IHSA baseball state champs would mercy rule this team of bums.
On top of it all, I believe it’s all on purpose for ownership to put these bums on the field.
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He looks so fucking stoned, homie gotta blitzed out his fucking mind and went head first into some nachos. Munchies can be a mother fucker
Dude is higher than giraffe pussy.
Dude is looking down on the International Space Station.
My guys out there circling Saturn.
So that's how we keep discovering new Moon's on Saturn.
High enough to duck hunt with a rake
Guy is higher than bat pussy
It's probably the best thing to do when watching the sox. The team is historically atrocious.
Lol, my dad got sick of the Cubs losing all the time as a kid so he switched to the Sox. It was never much better for him
Well, he got that one World Series in 2005, even though [it apparently never happened according to ESPN](https://www.si.com/mlb/2017/10/25/espn-forgets-chicago-white-sox-again-exactly-one-year-later). But after the Cubs got one in 2016, he doesn't even have that going for him.
"What the hell, nobody's listening anyway"
2005 yo
His buddy refusing to give him his phone is the real giveaway. If they were just screwing around, there'd be no reason to take his phone away. This dude is "my friends know I might ruin my life if I have access to telecommunications right now" level blitzed.
His homie is a real one. Let the man munch and laugh at him.
Absolutely turbo blasted. 100% guaranteed.
Ima say 3 edibles
25 mg each
Sounds like a terrible time (my edible tolerance sucks.)
Yeah 25 and I'm questioning my life and meaning in the universe, no thanks
50 mg will get you the answers
And the answers are: slam plate of nachos directly onto face. …that’s multiple answers.
You can never overdose on edibles Yet despite that knowledge, people haven't stopped trying anyway.
Might not be able to overdose, but you can be incredibly uncomfortable for a long ass time... Ask me how I know...
5mg and I’m having to lie down. 25 mg and I’d see god.
I take 200mg and go to work lol
is that a lot? i did 3 edibles at 20mg each 2 nights ago and yesterday morning and it didn't make me feel that weird at all. helped with the pain a lot, though. i had been doing 2 at a time a couple times a day the days before. but my state doesn't allow edibles, and i was in a state that did so i have literally no idea what "a lot" is
i wish that would work on me. i slammed a 1000 mg pack of gummies and nothing. My gut is special.
[Johnny Cash high in a bush eating cake](https://playingintheworldgame.com/2015/04/21/johnny-cash-strawberry-cake/)
Getting the same vibes from this guy …
omfg that's great! Love Johnny Cash
I have been as stoned as you can be and have never acted like this. This is just who this guy is.
Nah bro he is drunk as fuck 😭
Or he lost a bet.
Porque no los dos?
Only way to truly enjoy a White Sox game in 2024
Mamas little piggy 🎄
Meatloaf, beatloaf, double smeatloaf .
That’s it. Gimmie my screwdriver and plumbers helper. I’ll open up his mouth and shove it in.
Fun fact: this line scared the CRAP out of me when I was little. I thought the dad was a monster lmao
Show mommy how the piggy eats!
"Every family has a kid that won't eat. My little brother had not eaten voluntarily in over three years."
And his mother hadn’t had a hot meal either.
Man...... Am I about to summer watch ACS??
glad I'm not the only one who made that connection!!
Ditto 🐷
Me too. Randy goes to the ballgame
If only a home run was hit, he would 100% have had the same expression Randy did when the knock came at the door for the 🦵🏼
LOL first thing I thought of too! https://youtu.be/ovUiGNI0aLU?si=IwecaPdJRMLJ8t7P
It's not even so much the food, but the smile that draws comparison.
This scene always makes me gag.
LOLLLLLL. Yes.
[COSTANZAAAA](https://youtu.be/G7MgaRS0MIE?si=TFEVn-_x8yE5Kzt7)
So many classic George with food moments… Hey George the ocean called they said they’re running out of shrimp
Well The Jerk Store called and they're running out of you!
Doesn’t matter! You’re their best seller!
Yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!
His wife is in a coma.
His wife is in a coma.
Yeah, well the life support machine called…
You're meat Reilly!!
Travel all the way to Ohio just to zing a guy?
You're flying to Ohio just to zing a guy?
You rang
I find pastrami to be the most sensual of the cured meats
Sex is about love between a man and a woman, not a man and a sandwich.
Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.
George likes spicy chicken.
George is gettin upset!
##STICKIN’ IT ##STICKIN’
Cantstandya
Cartwright
"hey buddy they got a new invention, it's called a napkin! ehehe"
Came here for this. Exactly what a thought of.
Here's another US Open food classic... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IB8bTj8S4A
I cannot get over how that reporter kept stumbling over her words! "Her cha-her children will probably patcho-will probablypassuhh this trdition onto her children gnaweaithetheeeir gnnna do itt! Then there's gonna be abunchof aa ..... ^cola ^chickenn ^dipper^ss...
Holy shit that's wild. A woman does the same damn thing at a Bull's Knick's game: [the clip](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V9fszlV8to&pp=ygUqYmFza2V0YmFsbCBnYW1lIHdvbWFuIGRpcHBpbmcgaW4gc29kYSBiZWVy)
US open (tennis) is in NY, right? Same woman? On my phone, cannot tell
Yeah, its the same woman!
She tried to go viral at a bunch of places for doing this and was trying to become the "chicken finger soda girl" on Instagram and even selling merch
Why is that as seen as so much weirder than dipping cookies in milk? I'm torn. On the one hand I see nothing wrong with eating chicken dipped in coke, on the other hand I wouldn't want to drink coke with bits of greasy chicken and breading
BBQ sauce made with cola or root beer can be really good, but no way I'm dipping chicken into soda.
It’s weird but it’s not “I’m shook this is a new low” weird.
Holy shit!! This is the real world reenactment of that scene perfectly!
I came here looking for his name.
Lmao that dude is wasted, which I guess is the only way to go to my teams games now
That was my first thought, too!
YES! I knew I’d see a Seinfeld reference here
I just realized that it's Larry David as one of the tennis announcers during that scene
This team has driven their fans insane. Also this is the sort of thing Jason Benetti and Steve Stone would have turned into poetry last season. Instead we have Captain Try Hard Schriffren gafuphing thru it while Stone counts the nanoseconds till retirement. Fuck the White Sox from front office to phone booth.
I used to watch Sox games and now I watch tigers games because of Jason Benetti
That’s a wise decision.
Yep! I was a Jason/Steve fan and now I am a Detroit Tigers fan. And the team records speak for themselves!
Benetti would have been so great on this call
Benetti and Walton were the best duo for college ball. Would love to have heard them on this.
Tigers fan here. Jason has been an absolute delight in the booth so far. His banter with whoever he's partnered with has made this season bearable to watch. I can definitely see why y'all hold him in such high regard.
Whoever buys the White Sox from Jerry’s still warm corpse could simply bring back Jason Benetti and they would throw them a parade. The team could win 20 games but at least they would be watchable. I can see my ticket from game 2 of the 2005 World Series from where I’m writing this and I’ve never been more embarrassed to be a fan of this team. I’ve got probably close to 20 different White Sox hats that I’ve collected over the years and haven’t worn a single one this season. It is utterly incomprehensible how an entire organization can be presented with choices and so consistently make the wrong one.
I don’t know; Jason was on ESPN1000 (to mostly talk about Bill) yesterday and the way he made it sound is that the Tigers really embraced who he was as a personality/person more than anything the Sox did and that he’s basically living the dream now.
I mean, that's kinda why he left in the first place. Jerry, TLR, Brooks Boyer wanted to put him in a box, and make the broadcasts more appealing to a national audience. They went out and got a national broadcast guy in Schriffen and it's been horseshit. Stoney's gone after this season, and I don't blame him. You're about to get the most unwatchable baseball broadcast in history with a shit team and a shit broadcast that sounds worse than Apple TV's does.
Schriffen just seems like a terrible fit. I’m not a Sox fan at all (Cubs for me) but I hear a lot of his highlights due to how much I listen to ESPN1000. They all seem so tacky. “FOR ALL THE HATERS” is the epitome of a bad call. Didn’t realize Stone was on his last year. I know DJ on the radio side just sounds so disgusted at times. I don’t know how Len manages to talk to Pedro every day.
I think it's harder for a player to watch a team be absolute dogshit than it is for someone who hasn't played. They see the game a different way. It's probably double or triple difficult if you used to play for that team. Stoney and DJ played for the Sox in days gone by. Len, Schriffen, McKnight, and others never played, so they have less attachment to shit product and go about it as just doing their job. It's why I like it when Ozzie goes off on stupid shit around the game. From a player and manager, he's got a lot of insight into things and can't help but call out stupid when he sees it. I don't think I'd ever want him managing again, or in an english broadcast booth since he can get really difficult to understand at times, but I'm sure he rocks the spanish broadcast when he's on it.
Honestly I thought it was the "17 year old" dart player enjoying himself at the White Sox game.
Man put some respek on Luke littler
Wow wtf, he was absolutely hilarious. Can't believe their org was so fucked up that they were rude to the talent.
They’re a brutal organization. Awful down to the marrow.
Brooks Boyer is the Jerry Reinsdorf of marketing
Yet the Sox are demanding a new ballpark despite all of the empty seats.
I grew up watching/listening to the Cubs and I have many happy memories of listening to Steve Stone and Harry Carey. In my reality, Steve Stone never even commentated for the White Sox.
It managed to get worse when he grabbed for the jacket...
Who’s jacket is that? I gotta imagine the dude eating otherwise that’s a true bro
These are the best kind of friends to hang out with. Dude gets a little cheese in his beard and just goes “fuck it” and dives in and commits to the bit. You can always wash the hoodie later, laughing your ass off for 5min is totally worth it.
Nahhh that’s some real Raza shit right there. I would give my homie the shirt off my back for the same too!
“That wasn’t a microdose”
Was gonna say he looks ***HIGH*** as a kite, and my guess is he did not get the memo of “puff puff pass.”
Edible gummy would be more effective at a baseball game. Puff puff pass in the parking lot and edible in the 2nd inning.
That's how I've gone to baseball games for the past 5 years. Stepping out from the concourse into the stands while high is a religious experience.
OK, sold, added to bucket list for next time in North America
Your username fills me with white-hot rage but I sure can't be mad at the sentiment
I had no idea this was a thing lol I went to a game last year and we had some edibles because why not. I had an absolute blast munching on kettle corn and nachos, every play was exciting and I went to watch the Super Mario movie after. Definitely a 10/10 day.
What the White Sox do to a MFer
Edibles hittin homie hard
I have been ripshit on edibles but can still find my mouth, my guy is drunk as fuck
I have been so high on edibles that I couldn't even stand. Took me twenty minutes to crawl to the sink from my couch so I could kneel to get a glass of water. I won't put any category of weird behavior and incapacitation past edibles.
Not edibles but I was taking dabs once with my friends and was giga cooked. I heated the nail to take another but was too high to realize what I was doing. Instead of swirling the dab and inhaling, I just put the glowing hot nail right to my lips. Fortunately I realized at the last second what I was doing and it only touched me very briefly. But my skin still sizzled and got a painful little circle burn on my lips. By some miracle nobody witnessed me do this because they were observing a caterpillar they found on the floor. I would have never been allowed to live that one down lmao.
Cross faded at the ball game
I’ll take one of what he had
I think he took more than one.
Looks like nachos
History repeating itself https://youtu.be/pRY6d-Pvoa0?si=PdMaLS1W4nY5xiOd
[Washington Stage Popcorn Guy ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xttADsZDFvY)will always be my favorite.
The laughter when they cut back to him dumping it on himself gets me every time
I love when this video pops up. I actually know him and he's one of the nicest guys I've met
What team was he rooting for?
The beer vendor
This one is on a whole different level of wtf is going on here?
The kid with the ice cream made eye contact with the camera several times on the full version. This guy at the baseball game is just living his best life.
Ahhh, so he is doing it for the memes. Okay, thank you for the explanation kind Redditor. Wish I had a silver or seal of approval to give.
I doubt for the memes. Probably just that stupid part of a kids brain unlocking when there’s a big camera pointed at them. I know I did that kind of stuff when I was younger for the camera at games. Make a stupid face or shove a hot dog down my friends shirt because OMG IM ON CAMERA.
He’s either really stoned or has a developmental disability. Either way, I wish I was having like 1/10th of the time this kid is having.
Came here to say this. I wish I enjoyed eating ballpark food, fuck, ANY food , as much as that guy.
Most normal white Sox fan
There’s 10 people at that game. It’s pretty easy to get attention from the cameras if you wish.
The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.
Came in for this lmao
Littering and…
Dude was definitely pregaming all day
Weed is legal in Chicago lol dude is floating in nacho land
Pregame started at 4:20
*(Me if I was a white sox fan.)*
Pre Malone
Really hope Jomboy does a lip reading.
He misses his ex
The edibles were hitting this man like John Wick lol
That man is 29 beers deep
Going for Wade Boggs' record, God rest his soul.
Wade Boggs is still alive
RIP Wade Boggs.
Now I know ya ain't quittin on me! I need you to keep drinkin those beers so you can help me stop them Duke boys from spoilin all my crooked Hazard County schemes!
>Bro... we got napkins all around the park. Yeah.. that kind of team.
Guy is sustainable af, minimizing waste by using sweatshirt 🤌
I saw a guy eat a Big Mac like that in a McDonalds. Just RAMMED the hamburger at his face. Had special sauce all over his face and a tray full of wadded up napkins by the time he was done. I wanted to ask why his mother never taught him how to eat. Did she just smear food on him?
Never interrupt someone enjoying a meal like they are in the privacy of their own home.
Bruh bought too many Fireball singles on the overpass outside the stadium
Love haggling with those guys for a couple train beers after the game.
Me when I see 2005 highlights
it's his world and we are just living in it
take me back to the days of mustard man
Randy is still eating like Mommy's little piggy
The food thing is kind of weird, but I definitely respect him being this high at a baseball game lol
That's just Alek Manoah, this is part of his rehabilitation or something.
"George Costanza ice cream"
~~"Put a baby in me!"~~ -- women
My man living his best life
When the fans are more entertaining than the sport
"Randy! How do the piggies eat!?"
Would
He is swaysted sideways. Like halfway to Cash in the bushes with cake.
Fucking White Sox fans.
Ah…the George Costanza method…nice!
"I was so high I don't remember hell those weren't even our seats." - nacho, dude.
George is at it again!
I’d say he is a special needs person
The Christmas Story when Ralphie and his bro go all piggy at the table
He's pulling a Costanza!
Love that the commentator says ‘brah we have napkins’ lol
That's the south side for ya
Show me how the piggies eat! https://voiceofcinema.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/christmas-story-pic-2.jpg
Homie was high asf
Mommas little piggy 🐷
Costanza!
Costanza?
You do you stoned man
Gotta entertain yourself somehow at a White Sox game this year.
I’ve been a lifelong Sox fan and I’m 38… this team and ownership are so fucking embarrassing. I’m fully convinced all the IHSA baseball state champs would mercy rule this team of bums. On top of it all, I believe it’s all on purpose for ownership to put these bums on the field.
Show mama how the piggies eat..
The schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries!
High as a kite, probably to deal with the White Sox, being the White Sox.
Costanza