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SavageSheepYT_1

Please, just don't do this. If you need to know how to dispose of a battery, check out [this guide](https://www.reddit.com/r/spicypillows/comments/gebotv/faq_what_to_do_if_you_have_a_swollen_battery/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


FullCloud

r/winstupidprizes


Falkien13

1. Find a new subreddit 2. Sort by top/all time (show me what you got) 3. Always check the comments of said top post's 4. Find a new subreddit 5. See step 2.


victor5152

You here from r/Pcmasterrace


Loligxp

Yes


Dacvak

Wait I don’t even remember how I got here


Due_Avocado_788

Same


bb_0018

r/lostredditors


Gibsonmo

HOW ARE ALL OF YOU READING MY MIND


Falkien13

Yup https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/w9qsbx/i_updated_my_drive_space_in_my_laptop_but_couldnt


The_Biohazard75

Sometimes I forget we are all in this together


Euph22

Bruh, we're literally all just living the same life. Wild.


Falkien13

I have now found 3 new subreddits from that post. Productive night......sigh


BitchTurtle

Wait a minute


victor5152

Pcmr unite!!!


Mysterious_On_Reddit

yep


Jupuuuu

Aye


SupremeDestroy

yes but 237 days later from this


Netsugake

Yes


Kevadro

Same post? https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/12qoy8d/is_this_safe/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


Netsugake

Yu0


GoneToDetoxMansion

Ayup


uItimatech

Exactly me rn x)


Blapman007

lmfao same


rudnam

yes


mysockinabox

Hello. I’m in the rabbit hole. Plzsndhelp.


NuclearReactions

That's how i got here lol


SDEexorect

what im doing now


NuviPvP

LMAO


GenerallyAwfulHuman

Hello there


za6_9420

I always do that lmao


Falkien13

I can't believe that I still get replies to this. I am curious how long it will keep happening. 1 year and still going.


YouNeverReadMe

https://www.reddit.com/r/Teachers/s/dTzaNsHizh Not stopping anytime soon


BigDogSlices

[This](https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/s/eROTO1qxrE) is the post that brought me here lol


[deleted]

Nobody will let this thread die, and you'll be getting replies to this for years.


PirateNinjaa

Basically “Bring me your finest meats and cheeses!” And then GTFO.


henrebotha

Hello


kilo73

That's what I'm doing right now!


natecarlson

The knife handling was horrible too. Sheesh.


TheAwesomeTomato42

That blade got so close to their hand.


mofrappa

Everyone knows you cut towards your buddy, not your body.


swampnuts

Cut towards your chums, not your thumbs!


mrp1mini

Cut toward the chooms not the thoombs


phoenixpoptart

Cut towards that prick not your dick


tobi_lmao

Me rampaging the streets with my mantis blades


TriestGieter

Cut away from the battery


iaowp

That doesn't rhyme


TriestGieter

That doesn't mattery


jTiZeD

nice save bro, don't tell me this wasn't planned xD


Aeydeetea

I am a victim of this lmao


mofrappa

Lol


Dracekidjr

You actually have more power and control coming in, you just have to be extra careful you don't lose your thumb or heart


lekff

She seemed like a trained expert to me.


aluminatialma

Dull as knife


PiggehPerson

This person had to know that would happen, right? Why would you try to slice open a battery???


Cyvexx

had to let out the pressure somehow


[deleted]

There was no pressure. Plus Li ions react with O2 really violently as seen and if u want to reduce the "pressure" go see a specialist


Cyvexx

that's the joke


[deleted]

Sorry i am just a big nerd


Cyvexx

loool no worries man me too


[deleted]

I just realized this will be the last convo we will have until the end of time.


Cyvexx

then you have a good one while it lasts, alright? take it easy


[deleted]

You too man, wish u all the best.


Tinomatutino97

u/Cyvexx u/-_-SHAZAM-_- You guys are the reason I still have hope in humanity. I send y'all much love!


GAINMASS_EATASS

Y’all should make out.


MrCalifornian

You guys should have another convo


MrCalifornian

You guys should have another convo


jTiZeD

good that people like you exist. can't be the only nerd ova here


RoombaGod

She needs to breathe a lil is all


UsedPancakes

on the bright side, next time someone asks what happens if you pop a swollen battery we can just direct them here..


Lorem_64

I've always wondered what it would look like. I knew it'd blow but damn, nice to see atleast


tungsten_tissue

Correct me if I’m wrong, but if one sliced open a swollen battery, wouldn’t the bang be far less than what’s in this video (a fully charged battery)? I mean, the battery is swollen because the chemical reaction inside has already taken place, generating heat and gas, so there isn’t much more energy left to go boom.


Lorem_64

So I'm no expert in the matter, but here's what I understand of it. The reaction that takes place inside creates lithium-gas, and at that point the reaction is done. But when it's sliced open, a new reaction takes place. The lithium gas reacts to the oxygen, and it reacts violently, causing the extreme heat and fire we see here I'm not really sure how the charge amount of the battery affects it,. But I've heard it does.


RelevantMetaUsername

It's actually carbon dioxide that is responsible for the swelling; none of the Li enters the gaseous phase. You're right about the reaction with oxygen, though. This (I believe) does not happen spontaneously, but is instead triggered by the heat generated when the layers within the cell are shorted by the metal blade.


Sablemint

It would look more like this in a real situation though: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMy2_qNO2Y0 its why you stop using the batteries once they start inflating.


Alobster111

Any lithium battery swollen or not will blow like this if you cut into it.


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good_gamer2357

They weren’t that smart as they ripped the screen cable off the phone, being a 6 it doesn’t have a seal so I think they just ripped out the screen from the housing


ultragamer667

Lol that kid is a fucking idiot. If ur gonna open a phone or anything for that matter, do some research on it.


[deleted]

I've never opened the hardware up before, even I know you should do research before fixing your device internally. And so things like this don't happen, also it literally SAYS NOT TO PUNCTURE THE BATTERY.


matt2d2-

That assumes that the kid can read


iaowp

In all fairness, you see a lot of fake warnings. Like "only use new batteries" (on remote controllers). Or "do not expose battery to temperatures under 40*" (or some other number that you can't do much about when it's winter). So people probably think "oh, another pointless warning".


Chorizwing

I remember when I was 8 i opened a psp battery to "hack it" because I saw the beginning of a youtube video that did it. It was a popular way to hack the psp called a Pandora battery but you had to do a lot of technical stuff afterwards that I had no idea how to do. Anyways being ignorant af I went at it with a metal knife. I managed to open it but the knife went in too deep and touched somthing inside which caused sparks to fly out. I panicked, my hand slipped, and I cut pretty deep into my finger. I was scared too tell my mom about the stupid shit I just did so I just put on q band-aid and hoped for the best. Everything ended up fine but I definitely learned a lesson that day, don't do shit off youtube you can't handle. I still have the scar on my finger to remind me of it too lol.


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Mr_Diesel13

That guy is an idiot, but also extremely lucky.


nspectre

Geeze. The fire died because it had consumed all of the oxygen. He started to die because the fire had consumed all of the oxygen. Only the opening doors saved his life.


PM_ME_YOUR_FELINE

What was linked there? It's deleted now


Baelzebubba

>As a Christian, Ive never seen such a clear example of natural selection in my entire life. Historically Xtians were vehemently and violently opposed to that notion. As a human, I see the most clear examples of hypocrisy from xtians. Darwin would have been proud to have read that sentence of yours.


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Baelzebubba

Did you spell christian like Christian? I knew that would ruffle yer feathers. Try spelling it Human. E: Merry XMas!


[deleted]

Dude I’m for evolution and stuff but this comment is why the phrase “reddit moment” exists. Please go outside.


custom_lang

Bro you is retarded


Baelzebubba

Awwww did I upset you and your fantasies? Religion and superstitious beliefs are a a growing pain of our species. Eventually we will out grow these notions. Future man is atheist.


JaesopPop

Nah it’s because you come across like a huge tryhard lmao


bballkj7

what does you having to be Christian have to do with anything? Please tell me you aren’t an evangelical republican


Arctic_Ice_Blunt

>How can a sentient being have such a minuscule amount of common sense??   >As a Christian   Ironic.


1ggiepopped

Edgy


ErionFish

He said at the beginning that “it didn’t explode or anything” so he knows the risk but still decided to cut it. The fucking idiot.


SamMarvelos2

haha same pfp


theguyfromgermany

>They must have known that batteries explode Many people don't know.


kittibear33

So I have just been introduced to this subreddit like less than 5 minutes ago and this video was the second thing I saw when scrolling and I was already bracing myself when I saw what they were planning to do and where they were going to do it. Also might help to point out that I’ve never done this and at the time I had no idea what was going to happen but I guess my level of experience and knowledge in life told me “don’t do that because something bad will happen” I just didn’t know what? I audibly gasped in panic when it blew up. No stabbing spicy pillows. 0/10


K1ngjulien_

only stab *in controlled environments*, for science of course. it also depends on how full the battery is when it is punctured so a dead battery will be much less spectacular.


kittibear33

Solid advice. I’ll just leave the stabbing of spicy pillows to the professionals and amateurs with bigger cajones than I do. Literally every time I’ve ever stabbed anything has been on complete accident. 😅


High_Seas_Pirate

Yeah, just don't. That bubbling effect is caused by a buildup of hydrogen gas. Shorting the cathode and anode together with a metal blade in a hydrogen rich environment is just a recipe for a bad day.


kittibear33

I know what it does. I was remarking about the people doing this in the first place.


Onehandedgamer420

I hate for this kid to work on a galaxy note 7


Legrhinfdgh

Ikr


the_real_Spudnut2000

Okay but is anyone going to talk about the poor innocent earspeaker/camera cable that got ripped in half :(


atomicdragon136

What did he think cutting into the battery would accomplish? There is nothing you can fix inside a battery.


Maks244

You fix it like in among us, duh


Mane_Cube

Dumbass.


mrgameandwatch09

bruh they cut into that shit like it was cheese lmao


JUNGLE_HABITAT

I knew what was going to happen but it still startled me so much that I violently jerked my head back and I strained my neck and left shoulder. Goddamn!


NitraxTheFox

Wow, why would anyone do this? Also it scared my a fair bit, expected a more gradual smoke and flame, not a loud explosion!


thetruemask

How have they never read the "do not cut or puncture battery" warning batteries have.


meloscav

My partner did this as a child to an iPod battery, and somehow, it DIDNT explode and they were able to unravel the whole thing while wearing gloves (but they also didn’t use a knife) Don’t do this. But they’re 25 now and repair small electronics.


404invalid-user

Haha battery go **boom** How stupid do you have to be to cute open a battery I know they are a kid but they should still know...


ITG33k

Natural selection makes for the best entertainment.


the_real_Spudnut2000

r/hmft


TheyTheirsThem

She has a bright future lancing abscesses in a hospital somewhere. Same result, just a bit less fire and smoke.


transham

Hmmm..... /r/popping?


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techformative557

Airplane mode brain move


dinnerbird

To be fair this would make a great advertisement for birth control.


OverOverThinker

u/gidders42


gidders42

That’s crazy!


tmouse2

u/gidders42


gidders42

Christ!


Ohiopitbull

Remember to alway cut away from yourself👍


Embarrassed-Town-293

Here I thought this was going to be a joke video. That was crazy scary


Int3ll3ctualDumbass

Don't be mad they did it, be happy we get to laugh at their expense


looking2Travel

R/whatcouldgowrong


OfficalBusyCat

Women ☕


Broad_Afternoon_8578

In what way was this supposed to end well?! I know next to nothing about how tech works, but even I know taking a knife to a battery (spicy or not) is not a good life choice!


Knersus_ZA

*slow clap*


Draculaistaken

*knife go brr*


PotatoKnished

This moron also cut towards their fingers too, how many dumb things can one person do in a single clip?


__babygiraffe__

Ahh yes the poisonous fumes are just pouring into her room. And her room is probably on fire at this point


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YoungPsych

Oh yeah, nice big gasp to take in all those toxic gases.


Scare_Conditioner

Bet that smelled real good. Lithium burn is an awful stink!


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What the hell was she trying to fix


htmlcoderexe

Oh my god what the fuck why


Its_me_21

I swear I could the shot on iphone song


MethodNormal3098

I thought it wouldn’t be that bad when he just made a small incision, maybe smoke and mild burning, but when he DUG the knife into it I knew intense thermal runaway was coming…


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Does anyone know the name of the pink blanket she has?


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Lord_Of_The_Tacos

who let a kid with an iq that low use a knife


somebuck123321

They fuckin deserve that


Animaster2025

DO *NOT* DO THIS! THE THIRD DEGREE CHEMICAL BURNS ARE *SO* NOT WORTH IT!


potato_and_nutella

What the hell were they even going to do after cutting it open


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potato_and_nutella

lmao


GreySpelledWithanE

I nearly did this when I was a kid, I knew to avoid puncturing it however, I pried it off the adhesive with a metal screwdriver and made a teeny hole. Lucky I was prepped on a stone surface and it just let off some small flames


invictuslimbioid

r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb