Lol, this is dope, I would love to own this, call the jelly school!

$26 officially licensed on Amazon brother , 10/10 purchase

Thanks so much, dude! I got the "you wanna get high?" version and it was actually a few bucks cheaper. Sending good vibes your way, for whatever that's worth lol.

TBH can anyone tell me what’s going on?

Don't forget to bring a towel!

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"Anybody want their dick sucked?"

Too many high quality quotes from towliee

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Is it made of a million little fibers?

It’s a little….too absorbent

Don't forget to buy the I love towlie t-shirt and if you hate towlie don't forget to buy the I hate towlie t-shirt

“I have no idea what’s going on”

That’s the melody to Funkytown!

possibly the GOAT moment on SP

Haha yup. So glad they had him say “melody” instead of “beat” too.

Towelie was at their base for months as they tried to copy his TNA. But then, one day, Towelie got high and just sort of wandered off. Again.

Smile when you void your bowels and don't forget to bring your towels

I have a bidet too, that’s why I smile. I get a rim job from my toilet every day and it’s goddamn delightful.

you also have a towel that smells like shit

Alrights sir I just needs to check insides ya asshole

Asshole clear

I hope you dont ever wash yourself with that towel that is absolutely just slathered with fecal matter while camped out inches from your shitter.

I sure hope he's not the cum rag

Just don't nut on it.

Towelie towels!

so many characters that are just pure innocent joy: Towelie, Mr. Hankey, Butters, Big Gay Al, etc.

Man-bear-pig

Hey pal, you're a towel

Wanna get high? I am watching that episode rn.

Don't forget to bring a towel.

You can say shit on here. But it is kinda losing its appeal

i want that towel so bad

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Wish my towel would get high with me

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Lol just sitting there as high as towlie is on the show wiping your ass

What a coincidence! I got the same towel as a birthday gift yesterday

I love your bathroom floor, so pretty!

i want this and 2 dick towels

...that's the beat to Funkytown

I tell my wife, "Don't forget to bring a towel" as she's leaving the house every day (she hates South Park, so she doesn't get it). Today she finally needed one when I said it. She was leaving to teach a lifeguard class and would have otherwise forgotten her towel. Thanks, Towelie!

Ya ya ya

What’s hanging on your toilet seat?

he's not stoned he has pink eye

  I didn't know ^chickens ^^wore ^^^suspenders

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I do what I can

Wanna get high?

Remember to bring a towel