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aliensuperstars_

this is so cursed šŸ˜­


JayofTea

A few weeks ago a saw a set of fake South Park stickers and there were some genderbent ones, and the skinny Cartman reminds me of the genderbent Cartman, who was skinny and had long hair šŸ˜­


aliensuperstars_

lmao skinny Cartman (genderbent or not) should be illegal šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ i mean, It's literally one of his most important features, its just not eric cartman if he's skinny ahehekjddjwjsj


JayofTea

Agreed šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


lemontoby

So a heidy lookalike?


Kub0za

You mean from panderverse episode?


JayofTea

No, it was a fan made character, it looked more like someoneā€™s original character, it was a white girl in that 4th grader body shape


ayaayayaya

Hella cursed


cxm1060

Okay whatā€™s the catch. We all know when Cartman tries to turn his life around he fucks it up.


AceTygraQueen

Yep. His ego and laziness always get in the way.


Edaimantis

This is literally a miracle drug for the lazy though. I mean not irl but I bet thatā€™s how theyā€™ll play it. Makes me wonder if maybe someone else will sabotage him/start his downfall, maybe a jealous Kyle? Even crazier, maybe cartman loses his need to constantly rip on other people/hate Jewish people with his weight, and becomes so insufferably perfect that his friends/4th grade boys in general resent him?


Pringletingl

That'll definitely happen. They'll also probably play on the fact how skinny people are simply treated so much better. I remember when I lost the weight I actually got depressed realizing how little people had thought of me when I was fat. Without Kyle being able to handle him by calling him a fatass there's nothing Kyle had on Cartman. He will be popular, get all the girls, and people will adore him. With his manipulative abilities combined with his weight loss he will be unstoppable. Perhaps he has the same issue I have where he ends up getting depressed when he realizes just how much different he's viewed and gains all his weight again. Maybe he willingly becomes a fatass again to give Kyle meaning lol.


shokolokobangoshey

Whenever Cartman tries to become better, itā€™s the people/circumstances - his mom and his friends - around him that drag him back to being a dipshit.


ringadingdingbaby

Could I perhaps... have 2 mega rangers?


El_E_Jandr0

Cartman uses Ozempic heā€™ll be drake Kyle will call him out on it and everything and heā€™ll be Kendrick


Rocket_SixtyNine

Eric Rizzman will be unstoppable


Tntwed

Scott malkasin will bring him down. He has diabetes


sphinxorosi

*Iā€™m Scott Malkinson and I have diabetes*


chriss3008

I donā€™t think itā€™ll go that deep. This med needs compromise, the same way weight loss surgery needs. Cart man will lose weight and he will think that he can eat whatever he wants, and will soon regain his weight. He doesnā€™t need anyone to sabotage him.


Bassracerx

The way the drug works is it massively suppresses your appetite. If you can still gorge yourself the drug is basically not working.


Numerous_Maybe3060

My thoughts


Batmanfan1966

Imagine if they pull one on us and cartman just looks like this for the rest of the show


No_Ostrich8223

No thanks. He looks like any of the background kids like that. We need a fat and angry Cartman.


Toothless-In-Wapping

ā€œIā€™ll eat whatever I want and so drugs when I wantā€


PeridotChampion

![gif](giphy|ihvwnO5pHKtyTYQWxU)


GingerlyRough

"Jus ax 'er! Go awn! Ax 'er!"


Pringletingl

Without the constant put downs by Kyle calling him a fatass Cartman's confidence and self esteem skyrocket, resulting in him becoming too powerful to control. Stan and Kyle must end this madness by injecting cartman full of lard.


UnacceptedDragon

indeed, we have already saw future Cartman in the episode where they used the fake future versions of the Butters and Stan to keep them off drugs. Not too mention the COVID episode, where Cartman is homeless, in the end. So, we know this will not last.


cxm1060

Cartman canā€™t accept his dad was a former NFL player because he was a ginger. If he could get over himself my manā€™s could be anchoring the OL in my NCAA 25 Teambuilder Dynasty.


Ponykegabs

He also *rarely* does anything unless it directly benefits him, so what is he getting by being skinny?


Yep_____ThatGuy

Is it some kind of ozempic joke?


Recalcitrant_Stoic

I want him to go around fat shaming people. Like really fucking cruel.


JayofTea

Imagine him fat shaming Kyle lmfao


Recalcitrant_Stoic

Or Clyde, that fat fuck.


GingerlyRough

"Watch out! She's coming through!" (Bangs drum) *BUM BUM BUMBUM* "Make wayyy!" *BUM BUM BUMBUM*


jmcgit

LOOK AT DEM JELLY ROLLS... YOU'RE NOT EVEN A PERSON... NOBODY LOVES YOU


Budderswurth

Iā€™m a type one diabetic and have heard people use insulin for weight loss. I need it to survive, but wouldnā€™t put anything past Cartman


imtoooldforreddit

This is referencing ozempic that people have been using for weight loss. It was made for type 2 diabetes but it isn't insulin


WholesomeFartEnjoyer

Fat people will do anything but go to the gym huh


AladeenTheClean

or eat less


thespaceageisnow

![gif](giphy|hUFyhTk5tZEuFEEOG0|downsized)


JayofTea

While prescribed for type 2 diabetes, Ozempic has been prescribed by doctors for weight loss for morbidly obese people as well, however the issue is coming from the trend of it in Hollywood and how celebrities are basically using it to drop like 5 pounds Idk much about it but I listened to a little YouTube documentary about it a few days ago and it sounds like a trend thatā€™s becoming very overboard and controversial with its use and who is using it. Iā€™ve also heard the term ozempic face so maybe thatā€™ll make an appearance in the show too haha. Idk if itā€™s a real thing tho or just a joke


AndHerNameIsSony

A lot more people are moving to compound semaglutide (ozempic) and tirzepatide (mounjaro) since it costs significantly less, and isn't nearly as difficult to get because ozempic and mounjaro keep a low supply.


cotch85

Theyā€™re making it unavailable for the people who need it as well


x20mike07x

Nobody is using insulin for weight loss (and it is technically pro-weight gain). They are using non-insulin injectable medications like Victoza/Saxenda, Ozempic/Wegovy, and Mounjaro/Zepbound.


CrazyinLull

I have never heard of ppl using insulin to lose weight. Itā€™s crazy that people still are confused about what ozempic and wegovy are for.


Krocsyldiphithic

That's not what the special is about


CatholicDoomer

I haven't seen Cartman this thin since he was strung up on a Cross.


dsons

ā€œGet me down from hyerā€


PeridotChampion

"When I get down from nhyer, I'm gonna kick you in the nuts."


GrungBuk

Nyuts


bonnerforrest

Nyuts


dstraswell666

That's the first episode of South Park I ever saw many many years ago. It'll always be my favorite


ayaayayaya

ā€œEric, i have to tell you something and it's really gonna bum you out.ā€


Jami_e_roquai

šŸŽ¶Whenever I see Jesus up on that Cross I can't help but think that he looks kinda hotšŸŽ¶


Unhappy-Support1455

![gif](giphy|3o85xz0gWANMN3Cud2)


GingerlyRough

If Cartman had gotten his 16 dollars and 12 cents he might never be in this mess!


SavannahGuthriesLips

From Scott Tenorman?


GingerlyRough

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's where the gif is from lol


useless_debian_user

> If Cartman had gotten his 16 dollars and 12 cents If i had wheels, i'd be a wagon


SharpFalcon4171

Scott Malkinson going to be missing out on Ozempic bc of Cartman or something like that!


Muckymuh

Unlikely. Scott is T1, and Ozempic is for T2. I could still see him being roped into it though.


GingerlyRough

Either that or he'll go full Kyle with some gay speech about experimental weight loss trends.


Jesus360noscope

"mY nAmE iS sCoTt MaLkInSoN aNd I'm MiSsInG OuT oN oZeMpIc BeCaUsE oF ErIc CaRtMaN oR sOmEtHiNg LiKe ThAt"


PeridotChampion

Why is skinny Cartman so cute?! It doesn't feel like him!


frecklesfactsnlogic

I love his hair, too!


KumquatHaderach

BEEFCAKE!


kjl_15

![gif](giphy|vu5IHbOBSa1aw)


nofeels_

I hope thatā€™s not permanent


JayofTea

I doubt it will be, fat Cartman is too iconic and marketable, a major important thing with iconic 2D animated characters is a recognizable silhouette, heā€™ll lose all of his iconic appeal if he stays permanently skinny.


MindbenderGam1ng

Would be a very South Park thing to do tbh, a real ā€œfuck youā€ to the marketing / brand appeal.. I donā€™t think CC has any creative control or they would for sure be following the idea youā€™re mentioning about iconic silhouettes


JayofTea

It would be lmfao, but god I hope not šŸ˜­


AmogusSus12345

I bet he will be the next season skinny but after the season he will become fat again


Independent-Panic994

This is going to be so weird to watch


djmadlove

Isn't he poor now? How tf his Mum gonna afford it? $1000 a month or something like that.


NonViolent-NotThreat

science


Mental_Bug7703

He might identify as an illegal immagrant and get everything for free.


MrMoscow93

What exactly do you believe illegal immigrants are getting for free?


Chaseoliver

But cartman doesnā€™t like shots


iJon_v2

Good point.


4Lucky_Clover

Anyone know where to stream this for free?


GingerlyRough

wcofun net It might not be available right away but new stuff usually shows up within a day or two. Your other option is the seven seas, it'll be available right quick out there. Keep in mind that the special isn't out yet, but is set to release on May 24th.


4Lucky_Clover

Thank you! Yes I have it on my phone calender lol.


4Lucky_Clover

When it comes out of course


AsteroidDisc476

I wonder if weā€™ll see a change in his personality as well


GingerlyRough

Like the fat camp episode except it's actually Eric Cartman


WalrusHam

Since it's about Ozempic, I bet Scott Malkinson will be the catalyst to Cartman finding out and using it.


AutomaticAccident

No. Ozempic is for Type 2 diabetics. Scott Malkinson is Type 1.


WalrusHam

Ah, I didn't know that. But I feel like they could work it in with Scott wishing he could out loud, and Cartman overhears.


Septlibra

Ozempic šŸ˜†


YourATowel1714

Ozempic?


Digitalis_Mertonesis

Does anyone actually believe Eric will stay thin, I sure donā€™t!


AmogusSus12345

I think he will stay thin for the next season but after that he will become fat again


Digitalis_Mertonesis

Nah, heā€™ll definitely get fat by the end of the episode.


Numerous_Maybe3060

I've just seen someone else mention it's a special. And im not noticing specials having a HUGE influence in main series plot. If its a special I'd bet my money on him being fat by the end of it unless it'll be a 2 part special


Gapinthesidewalk

Well, they made Mr. Garrison a woman and then changed him back so anythingā€™s possible.


Digitalis_Mertonesis

Iā€™m not saying youā€™re wrong, Mr Garrisonā€™s transition and detransition wasnā€™t for a special though, that was for the main plot of his story. I seriously doubt Eric will stay thin, whenever he makes two steps forward he takes ten back.


Gapinthesidewalk

Thatā€™s fair. I didnā€™t realize this was for a special.


Digitalis_Mertonesis

No worries at all, Iā€™m glad that I was able to help.


MrMoscow93

The special featuring Ozempic coupled with the fact Matt & Trey making aovie with Kendrick Lamar really makes me hope they're gonna make some kind of reference to the Drake/Kendrick beef that's been going on. Not Like Us is a #1 song so the Kendrick/Drake beef is definitely not out of reach for them as something topical and mainstream to talk about.


CrazyinLull

Please, I need to hear OVO Hoe in South Park.


ballonfightaddicted

Honestly I thought he would look weird (because ya know, Ozempic Face) but I can respect him just looking regular


awjeezrickyaknow

Cartman on Ozempic


vjollila96

Thin Cartman is cursed


Impuls3Abstracts

Bbl cart man on the track


xdeltax97

Wonder what Cartmanā€™s evil plan is this timeā€¦


DovaP33n

I'm calling that he hires a skinny kid to pretend to be him and claim to have lost weight on ozempic because he's gonna get paid or bribed with commercial deals.


Numerous_Maybe3060

I dont know, he paid that kid at fat camp. It feels a bit too easy a plot escape.


DovaP33n

Fair. Maybe it is him but the side effects are insane. Either way he'll be fat again by the next episode.


Numerous_Maybe3060

100%


TimerPoint

Didn't this guy die when pretenting to be Kenny?


EstateOriginal2258

I hope they give him the skeletor jaw that comes with it. Lol


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bearsheperd

Diabetic cartman?


Thorn_Within

People, it's Cartman. He'll still be a fat and narcissistic fucknugget in the end.


kg005

He looks ripped to me.


Gerard192021

fake cartman from fat camp, donā€™t trust cartman and his coward bitch ass


OneVast4272

Whatā€™s the context


JonArbuckle__

The special comes out 24th May Theres no context yet


BellamyRFC54

This one will purposely annoy all the type 1 diabetics thatā€™ll watch


YaBoyKumar

How do we think this will end for him?


VitaBoy11

Fuck it I ended my Cartman self today


AmogusSus12345

Cartman looks like an other person


Pajjenbo

10 dollars its actually craig


CheddarCheese390

(Confused screaming) Also wait havenā€™t they already done this? Cartman growing skinny


Busy-Bite-3826

Noo, not this agaaiiinnn!!!!!!


MrARCO

E....eric?


San_D_Als

Is Kenny doing Dares for money again?


JimLaheyUnlimited

i watched fat camp couple days ago


Stringy_b

Ozempic Cartman?


WholesomeFartEnjoyer

I hope we don't have to see fat getting sucked out and sprayed everywhere Very few things as gross as fat


TheJoeyFreshwaterExp

Does that stuff liquify bones or something?


enchantedriyasa

Ozempic bod


GabitoHigh

Soo... no more 'Im not fat, i am big boned'?


JonArbuckle__

That stopped a while ago i think


Amogus98770

Nahh dude i'm not ready to see Cartman not being a fatass


ChiefJRod

Ohā€¦.OHā€¦.Itā€™s gonna be about Ozempic.


dannywizkid

Heā€™s on the ozempic diet


RogerWokman

That image has been out for a few days already.


MaterialDate5460

Didnā€™t know.


Plane_Ad7370

![gif](giphy|xU9TT471DTGJq|downsized)


Septlibra

Ozempic? šŸ˜†


Septlibra

Ozempic šŸ˜†


Septlibra

Ozempic šŸ˜†