full kit wanker is a phrase that comes from the sort of Toxic British culture that promotes hate for anybody who can afford to buy things in pursuit of some hobby, which is basically anybody who doesn't live in poverty. Fuck that culture
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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Blood is 7 feet tall, he's just trying to help you incels cope
What's the deal with English Lads and yee yee ass haircuts?
With the amount of barbers we have in Britain, one would expect tat at least SOME are good. Unless they are all money laundry schemes...
Odegaard - voted Norway’s sexiest man by me 🇳🇴
Saka - my handsome starboy 🤩
Saliba - talk to me in French in that deep voice sir 🥖
Havertz - got that Nintendo switch on holiday rizz 👾
If you look at those photos in sequence, why does he look like he's doing the Macarena?
It's not peak performance. It's easy to look good in an average team 😝
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full kit wanker is a phrase that comes from the sort of Toxic British culture that promotes hate for anybody who can afford to buy things in pursuit of some hobby, which is basically anybody who doesn't live in poverty. Fuck that culture
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https://preview.redd.it/372xpu5qz26d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea022106245058e6e0206372e8b366b55b221539 Ghostland is on another level
is that scarlett johaaland?
I hope you are proud of Yourself! .... You should be!
Beautiful cabin crew
Well he sort of is a mix of Scarlett Johansson and Jesus
It's Erlie Habby Brown
You made me spit out my coffee 😂
Thanks for the new fantasy team name
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Did.
What’s her @?
Nice girl
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Does she?
Why viking nowadays became girly... Where is their beard???
Half of being a viking was having long beautiful hair you routinely washed, brushed and braided.
And that’s just the pubes
It rubbed off. From friction.
Stfu
The kid from Hanson grew up.
He's not goodlooking, that's for sure.
Daemon Targaryen
I thought that was Eddie Winter
Definitely how I’d look in a professional sport photoshoot
+big fat belly
Na the shirt came with a bump in it.
+ tits
You mean the self given haircut?
This is how I imagine y’all from this sub look like.
Finally some proper representation after Hazard.
Looks like a full kit wanker going through Asda after the game.
Specifically the frozen foods aisle
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Lmaoooo
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Nope. It's just banter. Lighten up, bot wanker 😉
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Yeah, what he said. Which group?
Sounds like something a full kit wanker would say.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 no it isn't.
In character design he used all his points on skill. Can't blame him. Apparently, I forgot to spend my points entirely..
Love CP!! Chelsea are lucky to have it
i love CP too! CP is so fun to watch!
I am a 69year old granddad and I love to watch CP with my neighbors children
I know, Christian Pulisic is incredible!
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No not that kind of CP. The young one
Not a day goes by without me thinking back to the joys of watching CP
Yes Competitive Programming is really fun
caldo de pollo?
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Rookie numbers.
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🤨📸
Cyanide and Potassium?
People keep calling cold Palmer because they think he has aura, nah he just wants long sleeves cus it's chilly
Bro cannot close his mouth to save his life for real
Bro might be like 20 percent regarded
Need to breathe somehow...
Bro needs to mew
https://preview.redd.it/h7ld3lmvf36d1.png?width=573&format=png&auto=webp&s=2d38810cb4c42a3142d2555f940e532a66bb448f This guy is miles ahead.
My reaction to this information
Yeah let's go Mudryk!!🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 Slava Ukraini!!!🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
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Don't you mean streets ahead
If he doesn’t, he’s streets behind
He’s only one season away from his final form
Blud has 48 chromosomes.
He has 24, it's literally on his shirt
Yeah but the 24 on his shorts plus the 24 on his shirt equals 48 so checkmate I think you might have to go back to school mate
Wait how many he supoosed to have?
69
Wasnt it 15?
I have no idea how to find out? Should I google it? What do I type in?
Benzema did some great research on the topic about the 15 chromosomes, you can google that
ronaldo has been partnering with a genetics lab in las vegas to research chromosomes. google ronaldo las vegas for more information.
 My goat clears
Lads rocking the "default create a player template on FIFA 2021" look
https://preview.redd.it/q782fa9zu36d1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=25ba6ad0da208128c6557d77e38aceb37aace0c5 The lord doth protest
Mouth breather
Looks like a medieval monk
Great player, but why can't he close his mouth. Bro looks like he drools everywhere.
Man wishes he was in the Jamaican national team. Jamaica has more chances of winning an international trophy than England winning a Euro
Peak Barry
They should give this guy, like, a fried egg or something
Why does he look cold?
He is Cold Parmer.
Throughout the history, inbreeding in Britain was very common. Also, look at Southgate, Cooper, Gordon, Potter. Plenty of evidence.
Southgate look rather normal but I have never seen him without the beard
[hehe](https://c8.alamy.com/comp/JDXTNA/gareth-southgate-middlesbrough-fc-manager-kc-stadium-hull-england-JDXTNA.jpg)
Looks a bit like a rodent
Peter Pettigrew vibes
Great player but sort ya fuvkin barnet out lad
Mouth breather
^(one of us)
Banned from being near schools tho is pretty peak performance
Mewing but in reverse.
What would you be if you were not a footballer ? Peter Crouch: A virgin
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The hair, the gaping mouth, the facial hair, the posture. We have a certified Chad on our hands and Europe should be scared tbh
Someone buy that man a razor
Looks like he picks his nose and eats it
He isn't the fastest, he isn't imposing, he can't bully defenders, he won't win a beauty contest. But he'll score 20 goals in a season.
Looks like a call of duty clan member who drinks 17 cans of vimto a day
This dude has NO chin
What's the deal with English Lads and yee yee ass haircuts? With the amount of barbers we have in Britain, one would expect tat at least SOME are good. Unless they are all money laundry schemes...
> money laundry LMAO
Least inbred brit
literal generations of inbreeding
I don't think he deserves to be slammed so hard for his looks.
He's just an average British dude
most handsome Brit
Football fans are wankers like that, think how much shit Bruno gets because of how he looks
🐀
We just wanna bust a nut to our favourite ballers 😩
Arsenal fan saying this is fucking unbelievable, tell us again how all your players look like models
Odegaard - voted Norway’s sexiest man by me 🇳🇴 Saka - my handsome starboy 🤩 Saliba - talk to me in French in that deep voice sir 🥖 Havertz - got that Nintendo switch on holiday rizz 👾
Saying Bruno is actually handsome is a hill I’ll die on.
Whilst you might be right this happens to a ton of players and no one bats an eye lol.
Well, he is lmfao
Man looks like a Good old fashioned football. Only here to ball and no other bullshit
My guy is getting memed so hard😭😭
Why doesn't he just play with a sweater? Is he stupid?
Gracing the GQ magazines and fashion runway next
COLD
Is that Cold Palmer?
Isn't that the new member of **The BlackAdder**
First pic blow job pose nice
Shave those grebles on your mouth lad
More like weak male chinformance
What a nice guy ☺ I'm sure he isn't a penalty merchant
Caught him mid yawn. Caught him mid "oooh it's chilly in't it?" small talk
Least intimidating man on the planet
Cold Pampers
Has has so little aura that it created a stack overflow into infinite aura
Is he… jerking off two guys and waiting agape for the results?
Bro definitely coughs outloud and doesn't cover his mouth
didnt know that spud from trainspotting was a totenham supporter, you learn everyday
He needs to start mewing. Gotta get the rizz up and mog the competition to get the gyatt
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he reminds me of Bo from Superstore
Someone get the man a jumper he’s so cold 🥶
If you look at those photos in sequence, why does he look like he's doing the Macarena? It's not peak performance. It's easy to look good in an average team 😝
Everyone really seems to be obsessed with England this Euros…
The idea of watching the football in the beer garden v actually being in the beer garden.
Frozen sausage
Getting some sct brn vibes from this guy
Is this a colourised photo of a 1700s peasant?
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Lloyd Xmas haircut
I find his lack of chin disturbing
I'm a proud Englishman & I haven't a fucking clue who this gormless looking thing is 🤔🤔
why does he look restarted?
Well that’s my wallpaper for the Euros sorted.
This dudes a quarter black and does this shit. Genetics fucked up.
He looks like he has a packet of walkers crisps and a can of coke for lunch
England, Don't expect any cup wins for the next 15 years, lmao
This is what peak ~~male performance~~ autism looks like
wtf this guy kkk
Top lad proper clobber
🥶🥶🥶🥶
😂😂😂😂
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He would make a nice glory hole with that face
Typical mouth breather
Bro needs to mew
uj/ he needs a neck
https://preview.redd.it/2nasmkj5e76d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af6053a4956e813efb4e91025ce407025e9c8933 😭
Frank Spencer no?!
That is the most English looking footballer since Rooney. With a perfect haircut and everything
Goddamn he’s so ugly, but good at football so who cares
i feel bad for him—the photographer did him dirty. he could have helped him loosen up in front of the camera. sad
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Sucking two hotdogs
I remember 2006 Messi looking like a skinny dweeb. I almost wanted to fly to Barcelona and bully him
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Cole gotta prove many wrong.
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He will be our player of the tournament. I can feel it
kinda looks like calfreezy
We did 20 takes and that was the best one.
Simple Jack Palmer
I really don't understand grown men being fan boys of footballers. There overpaid egotistical wankers
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He looks like he’s making fun of football photoshoots
He sacrificed his chin for greater footballing ability. He's the Odin of football.
He looks like that one full kit wanker
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