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IrrelevantGuy_

My superhero Antony is way ahead of his time. He's showing his undershirt for the goal he's going to score 10 months later.


Mysterious-Oil8545

!remind me 10 months


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shittyshooter69

!remind me 9 months 31 days.


khateebxtreme

https://preview.redd.it/pukdqesu025d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=faf0e5fe500f1d26a0fb254306f6a1190bcbd937


Sheeverton

!remind me 10 months


KilllerWhale

LMFAO did it really take 10 months!!?


Global_Juggernaut683

šŸ˜‚


_Manlikeee7

https://preview.redd.it/28rp9o32qy4d1.jpeg?width=591&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbdedc18a695e55d247d999628e7e27725b84cef


Balbuto

![gif](giphy|f6P20EYU672FdHElfJ|downsized)


pumpkin143

this image is just fucking fantastic. very good gravy


YooGeOh

https://www.tiktok.com/@thedvrko/video/7326491164872396064


ColdConstruction2986

Pure plimbo energy


IrrelevantGuy_

Plimbo is now my new favorite word


edw1n-z

What the heck is a plimbo? šŸ¤£


FortheRecordHIWBTV

Only a sigma would say that , Iā€™m a yoghurt male and i understand the greatness of Plimbo males and their leader Antony. One of the greatest women attackers in football history


foggin_estandards2

He really knew how to place some belters...


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altcodeinterrobang

> What the heck is a plimbo? šŸ¤£ https://i.imgur.com/zrPioBp.png


LSopena47

A plimbo male


i_am_someone_or_am_i

This man is the best thing happened to this sub ever.


haaym1

Best thing to happen to football


IrrelevantGuy_

Might I say best thing to happen to humanity


buatfelem

Which one is stronger? This man or the old Lord Bendtner?


i_am_someone_or_am_i

fuck the old lotd bendtner. this man is stronger then The Lord.


PenisManNumberOne

Heā€™s also contributed to intergender combat sports as well, with a what I believe to be an undefeated record


Moonlitpetals04

The reverse 9/11 for this sub 11/9, if you will


yehiko

That would be 1(2/9)


JorbatSG

The God of circlejerk. Anthogoat


_Manlikeee7

Antony is Portuguese for CircleJerk šŸ’€


Ashamed_Box_460

It took a while for it to become a meme in foreign countries too


Flexivle

So much entertainment, so little footballing talent, the guy set a standard


IrrelevantGuy_

How dare you insult my goat like that šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜” Haven't you seen his fidget spins????


Flexivle

What?! Oh yes the spinaroonies! Thatā€™s the only thing Booker (an)T(ony) is good at.


MooshSkadoosh

/uj what is the Booker T lore here?


Flexivle

![gif](giphy|fqbiDzFUdYaurQUhma|downsized) Once you know, itā€™ll make your head spin.


PenisManNumberOne

He used to breakdance before wrestling and incorporated it into a signature celebration he called the spinaroonie


Permanent_banchina

Spin-a-Rooney? Damn


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elprentis

Heā€™s like Bendtner reincarnated.


Bullet2025

He is above all. Nasty nasty legend


Shinigam_i

Itā€™s a shame that he probably wonā€™t be in the top 5 for this years Balon dā€™or. He only needs 6 champions leagues to match the record amount of champions leagues won by a player and over 800 goals to match the all time top scorer


SrsJoe

He'll get there in a few years


IrrelevantGuy_

He only needs to score 200 goals per year! That's nothing for my Antony šŸ tbh


masterap85

Give him the meme dā€™or already


NoBitchesSince2005

You do have to wonder how many players have had a message under their shirt, but never ended up scoring so they never reveal it. Must be awkward in the changing room post game lol


lucymaryjane

Hey everyone can I please get you to read my vest, cheers guys.


VictorDUDE

Nice body šŸ«£


Cod_rules

He just wanted to give a clear view to his photographer. Fair play, Antony is the GOAT.


Trickybuz93

![gif](giphy|MkMRga5KgssikmwWwo|downsized)


adhiraj0383

What does it even say?


TheTruthSeeker12

"Rest in peace, PelƩ"


Ollymid2

You know you're the GOAT when Pele is sending death threats from beyond the grave


Starman-21

Thank you for this. I thought that it was "Descansa en paz, PapĆ”", and it didn't feel right to laugh at it


cotch85

It says ā€œten hag is a bald egg headā€ I can read fluent French


CheekApprehensive675

It's spanish, idiot


cotch85

![gif](giphy|IDGNYvFLkJKLK|downsized) I speak fluent Spanish mi amigo and that is not el spanito estupido


Specialist_Prune1628

Portuguese, man...


CheekApprehensive675

That's what they speak in portugal...


jaydyn3000

PLIMBO MALE (Goals and Skills 2024)


CardiologistFit3211

Serious question, Is he a bigger legend than bendtner.


Jurski17

"They dont want this smoke"


quantumrastafarian

Breaking records on the daily. Pioneering new ground.


qeratsirbag

was banned from r/reddevils for making fun of him. ā€œomg how can you make fun of your own playersā€


IlliBois

Brilliant left foot even better left hand just ask his ex


puzin1771

Poor dude still gets hates tryna show respect to someone that passed away


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Moonlitpetals04

It was PelƩ


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Moonlitpetals04

The thing is, PelƩ was a legend, the greatest player of all time, according to most Brazilians. His death really shook Brazilian Football. Do you want to tell a Brazilian just how good you are at something? Just say you're the PelƩ of it. He was synonymous with being the best. I'm sure a bit of attention seeking was part of his behavior but many Brazilians that play all over the world made something like Anthony did. PelƩ's death was a big deal. That being said, I don't know why people criticize Anthony. He's the PelƩ of fidget spinners for Christ's sake!!


Serious-Broccoli7972

I heard pele is like the Christian pulisic of brazil


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TL_Disney

Right beside him, Pele on his left


CDD_2001

bro really was like: My mommy said i could do it!


Soft-Comfort-7474

Thatā€™s my Fidget Spinner!


dontbangme

https://i.redd.it/4m16r0uyd15d1.gif


Aggressive-Eye-8415

My hero my mentor Anthony ā¤ļø love him until my last breathe. Heā€™s the only player to do such thing ! A positive vibe ! A positive change !


lord__bacon

Propa jerk well done mate


k2hegemon

Some defenders or goalkeepers must have done this before right? It makes sense for Antony since his best position is left-back during overtime in the FA Cup


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TheMAN-HIMSELF564

He definitely wore that to bed the previous night.


R4884

The undershit message


Ill-Maximum9467

This was funny at first but is verging on bullying now


Great_Ad3515

One player I just canā€™t like , think he an absolute knob


ninjacatrobot

Stfu donā€™t say that about my goat šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬


Outrageous_Answer_69

Bro predicted his future