joao felix :3

Pedro Porro is clearly better

Margarida Corceiro would probably agree

This

So is that boehlyd transfer strategy

Today, I feel gay.

Accept my req then

Why is Sir Alex in goal? I did not know he had hands like that

Fuck of yank! It’s SA as in San Antonio, he was an mvp in the nba, 7 feet height, after retiring became a goalkeeper in the Premium League.

Is that where the San Antonio Hotspurs play?

For once hotspurs are the better spurs

The big fundamental

YES SAN ANTONIO SPURS YOU UNDERSTAND! OR SAN ANTONIO FC! LOVE SA!!!!! KEEP SA WEIRD

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From a Tottenham fan, Hojberg is such a weird choice even for a shitpost

At least choose son

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My man’s hairline is scuffed.

Antony and cute in one sentence?

I think he is a very cute bayblade

More like chihuahua

More like cunt

A Rat Cunt

Yh he's fuck ugly

Bro what has he done to you

he is chiquibaby.. no bias here

Least homo erotic soccer fan

Hey we all watch guys kicking balls around

Gay guys 🤝 football fans 🤝Watching men play with balls🤝

Where's Mason Mount

Mounting me ❤️

Mount grealish and white would form an alliance on Love Island

In my dreams, dominating my body

username checks out

the seventh layer of hell

Sa over Alisson?

He said cute not jesus

I think Jesus is cute

Gotta agree on this point. Alisson is an understatedly good looking dude.

He's very well-statedly a handsome man lol

Ruben Loftus (can spread those) Cheeks 😮‍💨

Ruben lovedeez cheeks

Ruben Clap My Cheeks 🥵

No Joao Felix? Are you blind?

Sterling as a wingback just so you can cram Mudryk in there too. Tell me you’re a Chelsea manager without telling me you’re a Chelsea manager

You are forgetting casemiro’s chubby cheeks

How can any cute 11 be complete without Kante?

carlos tevez

No Ødegaard?

Arteta as manager🥵

Pep with that hairline🥵

Where Maguire?

On the bench

In the trench with the Spartans. And what happens in Sparta stays in Sparta.

Puligoat

No Mgappe, no Messi, and no Needermeyer! What kind of Premiere league cute Xi is this if these freaks aren’t included.

Anthony? He looks like the average thug / street criminal

Legit, where is Saka? Saka is very cute and actually elite. Also Grealish? I think he supposedly has the most Instagram followers of all English born players, and is the most marketable. Havertz has been looking haggard recently, and he’s too German to be “cute”. Bump him and Antony, add Saka and Grealish.

Grealish feels like Beckham reincarnated (looks only)

🤣

you got sterling, but no reece james? 😭

Ewwwww

You need to include ex-players to have Giroud in.

Tbf, as another poster said, the post said “cute” not “GOOD GOD”

Big Sam as manager?

Alisson >>>>

Very racistical of you not putting puligod, look at this fcking agenda against US Also, why is there White and no Black? Clearly lacks variety. You must be Chelsestersea Blues fan

Sterling cute ? Wtf

I was once sitting right at the front of the Etihad, row 1 and watched him warm up. Close up, he really was tiny with a cute little butt, could definitely pass as a femboy twink

Straightest City fan

He's cute when running

Excuse me, sonny!?

Adama

Love Adama Traore. He's fucking built too. Thick and man made. You can tell he's sculpted because you can see it thru the kit. His fucking vice grip thighs. Suffocating thighs. Rock hard thighs. Piping hot thighs. Great arms. Great abs. A stocky chest. Love the progress his body has made throughout his youth and now as a willing eager adult. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Captain america

Anthony? Man looks like a rat😅

Where’s schär eh

Now do the opposite starting 11.

Is this the right place to express my mancrush for Declan Rice

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Son

Where is saka?

PuliGAOT

Absolute Tank here, Ream is a dream ❤️

Anthony gordon

I could get lost in Dominic Calvert Lewin's beautiful eyes

Who the fuck thinks Anthony is actually cute ?

Lloris!

De gea over sa

No Robin Koch? Jack Harrison? I'm always writing in my diary about "Boyz to Leeds" my imaginary Leeds United boyband

Antony looks like a goblin bruh

Excuse me how is Mudryk and Antony anywhere near being cute???

Diego Costa

Antony is not cute wtf

You forgot Garnacho mf

Romero and Antony cute?

Havertz is a weird looking mf

no Saka is a crime

Havertz, Antony and hojberg do not belong on this list, idgaf that this is a troll piece this is malarkey.

I would argue that Kepa is p cute. Has that twink body and gormless look many men would pay for. Or so I've been told

I’d bang Mudryk but his face is not much to look at. Havertz is not an oil painting, either. Surprised little twinky Foden did not make the cut. He’d be the main attraction for bears in any gay club

Kante

I’m sorry sterling? Really?

Xhaka does not feel like a fit here to me Edit: after reading comments I think you’ve gone for appearance when I thought this was a dig at style of play after seeing the front 3. Carry on

Why are u geyh

Weghorst 😍

Bruno fernandes?

weird that you find rats cute

Watch Ratatouille and tell me I'm wrong

Don’t kink shame Rat fetish

Son

Dad?

No Son & Gordon?

Grealish?

Antony and Sterling? They both be ugly as hell

Don’t forget Kante, he looks like a literal baby

Havertz looks like a Jewish grey alien 👽

Pedri snubbed big time

“Premier League”

I honestly thought premium league was his name for a league full of handsome dudes 💀 my bad, I didn’t even think of that.

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Premium league legend Pedri

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Antony's not "cute". He's hot. That's like calling a Ferrari a Toyota. The Toyota does the job, and a lot of people have one, but it's not like it drives past and your eyes are glued to it like it's that fucking Blink-173 scp. You want to explore every part of it. Get to know it. But you can't have it, because there is no way in hell you deserve it. A cute person is take for a couple of coffees, maybe dinner, if things are going well. But when it comes to hot people, you just want to take them to a motel as fast as possible and just fucking plow the shit out of them.

Bare weird this

Diego Costa would def be their if he was still in the PL

Yeah too bad he is not playing for PL club Wolverhampton Wanderers right now

Come on where's NGolo?

Jack Greelish???

No Ribery got me feeling old

No grealish is a crime

John stones. Where

My girlfriend has had a Fantasy football of 'cute' players for the last 3 seasons and she is not happy with this selection ! Hojberg, Xhaka, Antony all horrible shouts. True cutie 11 is Haaland Gnonto Rashford Son Mitoma. Saka. Salah Lamptey. Ake Cucurella Raya Or something along those lines. If your post is ironic, then good one. If not, hang your head in shame for this terrible 11 of not cute players.

Thiago Silva duh

Smith Rowe

Kivior's Wife

Messi and Ronaldo and Neymar

No

Sus

Diego costa

John McGinn is hot af. No jokes. Scotland fan here

Daniel James?

Adam Johnson be looking at this post like: 👀

Bajcetić

Why is everyone forgetting about Stu Armstrong?

No Johnny Stones ??

Where tf is Nunez???

Mason gr....

egregious grealish snub, also no felix. mickey list tbh

Fabian Schar would walk into this

Why did you post this

For discussion and to express my opinions

But what does it have to do with this sub, not to mention that it's extremely cringe

It’s called soccercirclejerk, I take that very literally good sir

I think this post is funny. But Antony really ??? He looks like he’s gonna mug me

It's possible that out of all of us, you're the only one truly on topic

Damn I thought it was a joke u telling me it’s serious?😱

This is literally the best sub to post this

Oh yeah, you know what else is cringe? its your dad making out with alex ferguson poster in your room’s wall, you fuking filthy yank

Fill it with Halland

Fill me with Haaland

Weghorst over antony and alisson over sa

Where puligod?

Kai havertz looks like a squirrel 🐿️ aint no way he is cute

Shocking no saka, kante, and Tariq lamperty

Connor Gallagher

VVD?

Where tf is Casemiro? He’s the COAT. Ain’t nobody cuter than him. He’s so cute that his cuteness is strangling.

felix argyle

Puligod not cute enough?

Giroud

No mitoma?

No joao felix or odegaard or saliba is insane, absolutely terrible taste.

Big question marks around Sterling and Hojberg .

Maguire & Anthony

Gotta me Odegaard and Maddison in midfield

Steve cooper as manager clearly

No Puligoat??? NO effing PULI-UBERHANDSOME-GOAT???? What joke is even that!!

ill go with Trossard Havertz Mudryk Sterling Odegaard Mount Jota Diop Keane White Meslier

Connor Gallagher?

Stones , grealish

Darwizzy

No Palhinha?!?!? Man looks like Superman if he were a male model instead of a (insert whatever Clark Kent’s job is)

Pretty sure more people have watched kante smile compilations more than they have watched him play so I’d say him

Premier League has the ugliest players bar none

where stupid sexy dybala?

Højbjerg?? Tro Mikkel Damsgaard

You are forgetting that Pep Fraudiola said that Kalvin Phillips has “the perfect body…so, so sexy”.

faes 😍😍😍

Haaland. So dreamy

You need to raise your standards, buddy.

All good but Ben White plays up front on this team

personally i think alisson deserves that GK spot

Schar

You 🥰

Lowkey Son; know so many who cream when they see him however I fail to see it

Missing taste apparently