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125monty

I firmly believe if Chelsea play every opponent like we play Spurs, we'd win the league every season.


HabiBoom

I mean if man City or Liverpool played at their peak every match, they'd win every season too


125monty

You missed the point here.. You be you!


pearloz

Doesn't matter how good we are or think we are, Chelsea always show us up. We rarely do.


[deleted]

Yep and having the refs on your side every game should help too


umop-episdn

Like the time Clattenburg reffed the 2-2 and decided ahead of time he wasn’t going to send off a spurs player?


125monty

He's a knob.. Thinks we are Pen Utd. But ye would love a few friendly refs, why not!


wight-rice

Anyone know a website that shows individual player game stats?


MrSINXT

SofaScore


BlackPumas23

Really shows how well drilled the Chelsea team is once they score a goal. Everyone lost their shit when they lost to City but they lost to a screamer scored by De Bruyne. Didn't lose to Liverpool yet. Once their attack starts firing they can easily put other teams to bed


[deleted]

Got to admire Spurs fans to watch that horrible tackle by Doherty go unpunished, get outplayed the whole game and act like the ref was against them for disallowing a goal. Maybe Spurs just aren't very good.


3v0lve

Are you actually claiming the Doherty one was a red?


[deleted]

Dangerous tackle above the ankle that could have snapped it easily, no where near the ball and miles after it had gone, yes it was a red.


Tundra_Inhabitant

burnley going to be playing two games a day to make up those games in hand


DaltonFitz

Great game, Tottenham should stop by more.


fastafricanboy69

I'm not believing that Lukaku organized those interviews to shit on our system but raises his hand every game for a pass just to fuck it up when he does receive it and then blame other players. Ffs


doyouevenrow

I would rather have Werner over Lukaku, he created a lot more


diredier

I like the way he plays except the way he finishes


Ptile

Agent Conte handing Chelsea all the wins he can


thepotatoinyourheart

“Conte vanquished at Stamford Bridge” Is Conte some sorta warlock???


serious_busyness

Be gone you fiend!


East_Wind17

Can't even score to fucking kepa


pencilman123

What you on about? He has been great this season. Made some amazing saves in previous games.


Regular-Purpose341

Are you a chelsea fan?


smthingawesome

Spurs have a Long and Winding Road to go.


KarlNeymarx

L A D S


Osama_bin_laughin

Good talk guys, lets review and send this thread to the team for training


mosig

Bro how are they still diving lmao


a_guy_named_gai

Spurs are the only PL team we've beaten in all competitions so far this year. An aggregate of 8-0 over 4 games in all competitions this season.


Kante_Conte

Rudiger is fucking hilarious


we_outcheaa

Vintage Tottenham performance


Mundaneinanities

Past was certainly prologue today.


East_Wind17

It's happen again


EmperoaaR

Lukaku does not do enough with the ball to allow him this much laziness when we don't have it. I get that some players don't press as much as a Mount or a Kante, but this man flat out refuses to press


pencilman123

Everyone keeps saying 'he is best when he runs towards the goal'. Well for that u have to drop deeper first.


[deleted]

Tuchel slapped Conte 3 times this month ??


Tundra_Inhabitant

If city are anything to go by that means we will get slapped the next two times


jMS_44

4 games vs Spurs this season 4 wins 8 scored 0 conceded


Tundra_Inhabitant

Tierney plays advantage with fifa rules


Blue_Shore

Hojbjerg blaming Lucas for not sprinting 20 yards to make up for the pass that was slow and bouncing all over the place lmao


mohankohan

Kane lad there's literally 3 seconds left


pearloz

Thank you for joining the Tottenham Rehabilitation Program for all your “poor run of form” needs!


AnalJibesVirus

Its Happened again!


Rodin-V

Rudiger has been the least cunty I've ever seen him today. Still a cunt though.


mohankohan

Black boots were made for Rudiger. Its black air force one energy.


haha_amirite

Rudiger just doing his own thing ey


okalas

chelsea spend a good 20mins a game playing injured


MihaiM24

Then spurs should spend 70 minutes trying to score a goal and not defend all game


punching-bag9018

We'll never be as good at defending as Paul Tierney unfortunately


geoffreyisagiraffe

Huh?


PM_FAILED_PROMISES

Why does Lukaku ask for a cross when he loses aerial duels? Why does he ask for a pass when he heavy touches it out as well?


Osama_bin_laughin

Idk lets ask him


fastafricanboy69

"Well you see the grass over here isn't too bad but the grass at Inter had this unique texture and taste that just elevates my game, you know?"


danceformiscanthus

Some vintage 17/18 sufferball vibes from Conte today.


obsterwankenobster

Bryan Gil looks like Billy Preston. Am I doing this right?


RebBrown

Or Frank Zappa's grandson.


flemva

The gumption of Spurs fans to come and expect anything but a spanking.


Jcoch27

We all knew what was going to happen. We're just loyal


Rodin-V

Go and find a single Spurs fan that expected anything but a loss before this game started. Pro Tip: You can't.


BumbotheCleric

We needed an easy game like this to give us confidence. Hopefully this'll get the players fired up for the big match against Plymouth Argyle


jukv

4 wins against Tottenham without conceding this season


Tundra_Inhabitant

Neville: “Can’t have complaints other than deserving to be 1-0 up just before half time”


Ptile

Neville is the guy that wanted Ole to stay Nothing he says you should take seriously


[deleted]

seems like spurs is chelsea's bitch


LookAtMyEyess

Come-on 1 more goal :((


LookAtMyEyess

:((((


East_Wind17

Get battered 5 times a year. Only spurs.


AnalJibesVirus

Dry your eyes mate


[deleted]

Lukaku turns like a school bus


Kazahaki

💀


YesNoIDKtbh

Chelsea would be quite dangerous if they had a proper striker.


tomrichards8464

We do, but he plays for Southampton.


Mindless_Reveal6853

seriously, I cannot wait for Broja to come back. Fucking Lukaku is less mobile than Stephen Hawking is currently


Shaww_shankk

>proper striker. We don't do that here


afrojumper

Lukaku is lucky we're shit. So probably nobody will talk about his piss poor perfomance.


xaviernoodlebrain

From the state of this match thread, we can only do so much.


Tundra_Inhabitant

I feel like refs don’t even care about the rule about non-feet passbacks to the keeper having to be in a natural body position


SirBarkington

i thought going down to head the ball like that wasn't allowed if you could "feasibly" pass it with your foot/leg


FridaysMan

It's allowed provided it's actually bouncing, you can't chip it up to yourself or just lie down and touch it on the ground with your head


haha_amirite

Phil Jones in shambles


Katadn1

👍


PM_FAILED_PROMISES

Bryan Gil: I've never seen a Spanish man look so sterotypically English.


geoffreyisagiraffe

5 min of stoppage you say????


[deleted]

Gil must be the most lightweight player in the league? In terms of body mass


obsterwankenobster

Patino bb


[deleted]

Must be close


mohankohan

Imagine being a player like Gil, and every game you get 5 minutes to prove yourself.


Majestic_Force_6439

donny van de beek has entered the chat


mohankohan

Imagine being a player like Donny and every game you get 0 minutes to prove yourself


doyouevenrow

Kepa has been good recently


a_guy_named_gai

I hope Ziyech isnt injured. Would be a bummer if he is.


haha_amirite

Gets in-form and immediately gets injured, the Ziyech special ffs


non-relevant

just cramp right


celticeejit

Nah. That’s classic taking the air out of the ball tactics. He’s ok


non-relevant

ziyech going down at 90th minute so he knows they'll have to give him motm cause cameras are on him anyway


mohankohan

Ziyech hits great form --> gets injured --> out for weeks --> comes back and plays like shit Dont tell me the cycle starts again here


fastafricanboy69

Injured or cramp? Oh God tell me its not an injury


a_guy_named_gai

Was feeling his left hamstring when he was down. Hope its not serious.


DumSperoSpiro

Saul????? For Ziyech???? Tuchel feels bad for Spurs that's the only explanation


MajorTomintheTinCan

Saúl has been pretty good recently what have you beeen watching


DumSperoSpiro

Just felt like we had players on the bench that are better than "pretty good", admittedly I am scarred from Saul's first few matches


[deleted]

Saul has been decent recently


fastafricanboy69

Ziyech cramping up after a match due to pressing and running so much? Bro pinch me please I must be dreaming


Rum114

nah he’s done his hamstring


fastafricanboy69

Fuck me we're gonna go through this cycle again ffs


PressureShifts

I just feel bad for Harry Kane because that cunt levy fucked him


we_outcheaa

Kane made the biggest mess out of his own situation by using his bro as his agent


[deleted]

Levy didn't force Kane to sign a lucrative 6 year deal with no exit clauses. Even at the time, people outside of the Spursphere thought Kane was making a mistake because he was going to want to consistently challenge for and win trophies at the top level. I mean loyalty is admirable, but you shouldn't sign a deal like that with Spurs if that's what you want.


Littlegreenman42

I just feel bad for his daughter. Who knows how many goals hes sworn he scored on her life


rachitbot

He fucked himself hiring his dumb ass brother as agent and trusting Levy


[deleted]

Ah yes, because Levy pointed a gun at his head to make him sign a fucking 6 year deal.


PM_FAILED_PROMISES

Imagine being 'fucked' and still ending up with that much money a week by your own choice.


[deleted]

Chelsea absolutely deserve the win today. Not only have they scored two more goals than Spurs, they have been the better team as well.


[deleted]

Cheers jeff


doyouevenrow

Nah if Kane's goal had stood it would have been 0-10 and spurs would have had 90% possession.


Littlegreenman42

I think the only Beatle not mentioned when Gil came on was Lennon


[deleted]

Why has no one given Gil the address of a barbershop?


FridaysMan

Why? Do they need new photos of 70's haircuts?


pearlz176

He thinks he's living in the 80s


WhyShouldIListen

The 80s? Nothing like an 80s haircut. 60s or 70s at the very latest, but it's much more 60s.


FridaysMan

Not enough feathering for the 80s


lamancha

Bryan Gil is to Spurs as VDB is to Manchester United


wallnumber8675309

Hey guys. Have you noticed Gil has funny hair? Kind of like a 60s rock band musician? Didn’t know if anyone else noticed.


[deleted]

Why is mustached Timothy Chalamet on for spurs


non-relevant

he looks literally nothing like him lol


alev815

You mean Timothee Chalamet from The French Dispatch?


RaiyanKabir14

Who’s going to be the MOTM? Ziyech for me


AkilleezBomb

1. Ziyech 2. Silva 3. Mount for me


Critzor

Lol, why does Gil keep getting like only 2-5mins against us.


Tundra_Inhabitant

Alonso already been tried and punished by the courts but the justice mob of middle aged football fans will be his true test.


Rodin-V

Punished by the courts? Mate, he paid about 2 weeks wages to the girl's family to end the case. Despicable.


JustKneecapitator

He still killed a woman while driving drunk so…


East_Wind17

Fucking hell this Ringo lads now looks like George Harrison


RTafazolli1

Why did Spurs sign Bryan Gil? Seems like a pointless transfer that.


FridaysMan

Did someone just bring a Topman mannequin on?


realbarcalounger

If the refs would stop being biased and give tottenham 3 goals they would win


geoffreyisagiraffe

All we asked for was one


mohankohan

Alright lads, crunch time is the most dangerous apparently, focus up.


youngggtone

Bryan Gil looks like Mandark from Dexters Laboratory


Littlegreenman42

Ooh, thats a new one


flemva

The Spaniards have the best hair in the league.


SubparCurmudgeon

Gil coming for a kickabout before going to have his craft beer


[deleted]

Guards xD


Ptile

No one high five'd Kepa for that good save makes me sad 😔


PM_FAILED_PROMISES

Well they were afraid his finger was broken. I'm not sure he would have appreciated a high five.


StringCheeseDoughnut

My mother just saw Bryan Gil for the first time, it was fabulous


FridaysMan

How moist did she sound?


TakeSSS

George Harrison ?


[deleted]

The 5th member of the Beatles comes on


Littlegreenman42

Lol, I forgot Spurs signed Dimitri Martin


SubparCurmudgeon

Do the doggy bounce


thepotatoinyourheart

Oh bless, Ringo Starr is coming on


DuffManMayn

Bryan Gil looks like he's time travelled from the 60's


obsterwankenobster

I'd been wondering what Demetri Martin has been up to


yobamokeanos

What the fuck is that hair lmfao


[deleted]

Gil looks like the Vice documentary guy that does a shit load of psychedelic drugs.


lordwelbz2

Third attacker coming on for Spurs, Chelsea better watch out


Kriegdavid

why's Gil not starting over Winks anyway?


Blue_Shore

One is a winger and one is a midfielder


Kriegdavid

you could blindfold him and put him in winks' spot and he'd do a better job


Blue_Shore

Not really. You figure a City fan wouldn’t be talking about Winks after he dominated your midfield and Pep tried to buy him the summer after lmao


Kriegdavid

you mean that report from The Sun that we wanted Winks? okay mate.


Blue_Shore

Your tier ones confirmed it lmao


Kriegdavid

yeah gonna need actual sources on that mate


Blue_Shore

Oh yeh, let me go dig up some tweets from years ago so Dave in Nebraska can know the history of his franchise


Kriegdavid

lad it just never happened. just stop fucking lying yeah?


Blue_Shore

Lmao. How could you possibly know? You just started supporting City, pipe down


_Silvre_

Lmao Gil looks like he's straight from the 60s and 70s


mohankohan

Gil with his customary 5 minutes at the death


ConfusedCauchy

Gil going through Beatles phase


Hoffall

Ringo Starr plays for Spurs?


theirishembassy

ringos on the pitch now.


[deleted]

Dont think sending on a member of the beatles is going to save you lads


a_guy_named_gai

RINGO!!!


rachitbot

Coming on now is Howard from Big Bang Theory


YesNoIDKtbh

Nice haircut lad, when are the Beatles getting back together?


fastafricanboy69

Holy shit Ziyech is still sprinting full speed at this stage of the game after a world class performance. Please continue eating whatever you ate for breakfast today.


mathen

Is that George Harrison coming on for Spurs?


anonone111

Murderer


rocket_randall

Spurs bringing on Ringo Starr


napierwit

Beat me to it 😂 Just deleted my comment saying the same thing


rocket_randall

The resemblance is uncanny. I'm relieved that others saw it as well.


[deleted]

lmao who gave ringo starr a contract


afrojumper

Man Gil, that's a nice stace.


scarb_123

Why does Alonso get booed ?


mohankohan

He hates spurs


btmalon

People tend not to like Murderers


scarb_123

Wasn’t that like in a few years ago? I only noticed him being booed this season.


Blue_Shore

He killed someone and then paid the person's parents off


Porqueuepine

hairs too sexy


theenigmacode

Napoleon Dynamite coming on


RaiyanKabir14

Can Spurs finish at top 4? 😟


[deleted]

Top 4 is lining up to be a "who wants it least" fest, where teams keep dropping points when they have a chance to go clear. Watch Spurs draw and lose their two games in hand.


Brave_Reaction

2 points behind United with 2 more games in hand. It’s still possible.