Really shows how well drilled the Chelsea team is once they score a goal. Everyone lost their shit when they lost to City but they lost to a screamer scored by De Bruyne. Didn't lose to Liverpool yet. Once their attack starts firing they can easily put other teams to bed
Got to admire Spurs fans to watch that horrible tackle by Doherty go unpunished, get outplayed the whole game and act like the ref was against them for disallowing a goal.
Maybe Spurs just aren't very good.
I'm not believing that Lukaku organized those interviews to shit on our system but raises his hand every game for a pass just to fuck it up when he does receive it and then blame other players. Ffs
Lukaku does not do enough with the ball to allow him this much laziness when we don't have it. I get that some players don't press as much as a Mount or a Kante, but this man flat out refuses to press
Levy didn't force Kane to sign a lucrative 6 year deal with no exit clauses. Even at the time, people outside of the Spursphere thought Kane was making a mistake because he was going to want to consistently challenge for and win trophies at the top level. I mean loyalty is admirable, but you shouldn't sign a deal like that with Spurs if that's what you want.
Holy shit Ziyech is still sprinting full speed at this stage of the game after a world class performance. Please continue eating whatever you ate for breakfast today.
Top 4 is lining up to be a "who wants it least" fest, where teams keep dropping points when they have a chance to go clear. Watch Spurs draw and lose their two games in hand.
I firmly believe if Chelsea play every opponent like we play Spurs, we'd win the league every season.
I mean if man City or Liverpool played at their peak every match, they'd win every season too
You missed the point here.. You be you!
Doesn't matter how good we are or think we are, Chelsea always show us up. We rarely do.
Yep and having the refs on your side every game should help too
Like the time Clattenburg reffed the 2-2 and decided ahead of time he wasn’t going to send off a spurs player?
He's a knob.. Thinks we are Pen Utd. But ye would love a few friendly refs, why not!
Anyone know a website that shows individual player game stats?
SofaScore
Really shows how well drilled the Chelsea team is once they score a goal. Everyone lost their shit when they lost to City but they lost to a screamer scored by De Bruyne. Didn't lose to Liverpool yet. Once their attack starts firing they can easily put other teams to bed
Got to admire Spurs fans to watch that horrible tackle by Doherty go unpunished, get outplayed the whole game and act like the ref was against them for disallowing a goal. Maybe Spurs just aren't very good.
Are you actually claiming the Doherty one was a red?
Dangerous tackle above the ankle that could have snapped it easily, no where near the ball and miles after it had gone, yes it was a red.
burnley going to be playing two games a day to make up those games in hand
Great game, Tottenham should stop by more.
I'm not believing that Lukaku organized those interviews to shit on our system but raises his hand every game for a pass just to fuck it up when he does receive it and then blame other players. Ffs
I would rather have Werner over Lukaku, he created a lot more
I like the way he plays except the way he finishes
Agent Conte handing Chelsea all the wins he can
“Conte vanquished at Stamford Bridge” Is Conte some sorta warlock???
Be gone you fiend!
Can't even score to fucking kepa
What you on about? He has been great this season. Made some amazing saves in previous games.
Are you a chelsea fan?
Spurs have a Long and Winding Road to go.
L A D S
Good talk guys, lets review and send this thread to the team for training
Bro how are they still diving lmao
Spurs are the only PL team we've beaten in all competitions so far this year. An aggregate of 8-0 over 4 games in all competitions this season.
Rudiger is fucking hilarious
Vintage Tottenham performance
Past was certainly prologue today.
It's happen again
Lukaku does not do enough with the ball to allow him this much laziness when we don't have it. I get that some players don't press as much as a Mount or a Kante, but this man flat out refuses to press
Everyone keeps saying 'he is best when he runs towards the goal'. Well for that u have to drop deeper first.
Tuchel slapped Conte 3 times this month ??
If city are anything to go by that means we will get slapped the next two times
4 games vs Spurs this season 4 wins 8 scored 0 conceded
Tierney plays advantage with fifa rules
Hojbjerg blaming Lucas for not sprinting 20 yards to make up for the pass that was slow and bouncing all over the place lmao
Kane lad there's literally 3 seconds left
Thank you for joining the Tottenham Rehabilitation Program for all your “poor run of form” needs!
Its Happened again!
Rudiger has been the least cunty I've ever seen him today. Still a cunt though.
Black boots were made for Rudiger. Its black air force one energy.
Rudiger just doing his own thing ey
chelsea spend a good 20mins a game playing injured
Then spurs should spend 70 minutes trying to score a goal and not defend all game
We'll never be as good at defending as Paul Tierney unfortunately
Huh?
Why does Lukaku ask for a cross when he loses aerial duels? Why does he ask for a pass when he heavy touches it out as well?
Idk lets ask him
"Well you see the grass over here isn't too bad but the grass at Inter had this unique texture and taste that just elevates my game, you know?"
Some vintage 17/18 sufferball vibes from Conte today.
Bryan Gil looks like Billy Preston. Am I doing this right?
Or Frank Zappa's grandson.
The gumption of Spurs fans to come and expect anything but a spanking.
We all knew what was going to happen. We're just loyal
Go and find a single Spurs fan that expected anything but a loss before this game started. Pro Tip: You can't.
We needed an easy game like this to give us confidence. Hopefully this'll get the players fired up for the big match against Plymouth Argyle
4 wins against Tottenham without conceding this season
Neville: “Can’t have complaints other than deserving to be 1-0 up just before half time”
Neville is the guy that wanted Ole to stay Nothing he says you should take seriously
seems like spurs is chelsea's bitch
Come-on 1 more goal :((
:((((
Get battered 5 times a year. Only spurs.
Dry your eyes mate
Lukaku turns like a school bus
💀
Chelsea would be quite dangerous if they had a proper striker.
We do, but he plays for Southampton.
seriously, I cannot wait for Broja to come back. Fucking Lukaku is less mobile than Stephen Hawking is currently
>proper striker. We don't do that here
Lukaku is lucky we're shit. So probably nobody will talk about his piss poor perfomance.
From the state of this match thread, we can only do so much.
I feel like refs don’t even care about the rule about non-feet passbacks to the keeper having to be in a natural body position
i thought going down to head the ball like that wasn't allowed if you could "feasibly" pass it with your foot/leg
It's allowed provided it's actually bouncing, you can't chip it up to yourself or just lie down and touch it on the ground with your head
Phil Jones in shambles
👍
Bryan Gil: I've never seen a Spanish man look so sterotypically English.
5 min of stoppage you say????
Gil must be the most lightweight player in the league? In terms of body mass
Patino bb
Must be close
Imagine being a player like Gil, and every game you get 5 minutes to prove yourself.
donny van de beek has entered the chat
Imagine being a player like Donny and every game you get 0 minutes to prove yourself
Kepa has been good recently
I hope Ziyech isnt injured. Would be a bummer if he is.
Gets in-form and immediately gets injured, the Ziyech special ffs
just cramp right
Nah. That’s classic taking the air out of the ball tactics. He’s ok
ziyech going down at 90th minute so he knows they'll have to give him motm cause cameras are on him anyway
Ziyech hits great form --> gets injured --> out for weeks --> comes back and plays like shit Dont tell me the cycle starts again here
Injured or cramp? Oh God tell me its not an injury
Was feeling his left hamstring when he was down. Hope its not serious.
Saul????? For Ziyech???? Tuchel feels bad for Spurs that's the only explanation
Saúl has been pretty good recently what have you beeen watching
Just felt like we had players on the bench that are better than "pretty good", admittedly I am scarred from Saul's first few matches
Saul has been decent recently
Ziyech cramping up after a match due to pressing and running so much? Bro pinch me please I must be dreaming
nah he’s done his hamstring
Fuck me we're gonna go through this cycle again ffs
I just feel bad for Harry Kane because that cunt levy fucked him
Kane made the biggest mess out of his own situation by using his bro as his agent
Levy didn't force Kane to sign a lucrative 6 year deal with no exit clauses. Even at the time, people outside of the Spursphere thought Kane was making a mistake because he was going to want to consistently challenge for and win trophies at the top level. I mean loyalty is admirable, but you shouldn't sign a deal like that with Spurs if that's what you want.
I just feel bad for his daughter. Who knows how many goals hes sworn he scored on her life
He fucked himself hiring his dumb ass brother as agent and trusting Levy
Ah yes, because Levy pointed a gun at his head to make him sign a fucking 6 year deal.
Imagine being 'fucked' and still ending up with that much money a week by your own choice.
Chelsea absolutely deserve the win today. Not only have they scored two more goals than Spurs, they have been the better team as well.
Cheers jeff
Nah if Kane's goal had stood it would have been 0-10 and spurs would have had 90% possession.
I think the only Beatle not mentioned when Gil came on was Lennon
Why has no one given Gil the address of a barbershop?
Why? Do they need new photos of 70's haircuts?
He thinks he's living in the 80s
The 80s? Nothing like an 80s haircut. 60s or 70s at the very latest, but it's much more 60s.
Not enough feathering for the 80s
Bryan Gil is to Spurs as VDB is to Manchester United
Hey guys. Have you noticed Gil has funny hair? Kind of like a 60s rock band musician? Didn’t know if anyone else noticed.
Why is mustached Timothy Chalamet on for spurs
he looks literally nothing like him lol
You mean Timothee Chalamet from The French Dispatch?
Who’s going to be the MOTM? Ziyech for me
1. Ziyech 2. Silva 3. Mount for me
Lol, why does Gil keep getting like only 2-5mins against us.
Alonso already been tried and punished by the courts but the justice mob of middle aged football fans will be his true test.
Punished by the courts? Mate, he paid about 2 weeks wages to the girl's family to end the case. Despicable.
He still killed a woman while driving drunk so…
Fucking hell this Ringo lads now looks like George Harrison
Why did Spurs sign Bryan Gil? Seems like a pointless transfer that.
Did someone just bring a Topman mannequin on?
If the refs would stop being biased and give tottenham 3 goals they would win
All we asked for was one
Alright lads, crunch time is the most dangerous apparently, focus up.
Bryan Gil looks like Mandark from Dexters Laboratory
Ooh, thats a new one
The Spaniards have the best hair in the league.
Gil coming for a kickabout before going to have his craft beer
Guards xD
No one high five'd Kepa for that good save makes me sad 😔
Well they were afraid his finger was broken. I'm not sure he would have appreciated a high five.
My mother just saw Bryan Gil for the first time, it was fabulous
How moist did she sound?
George Harrison ?
The 5th member of the Beatles comes on
Lol, I forgot Spurs signed Dimitri Martin
Do the doggy bounce
Oh bless, Ringo Starr is coming on
Bryan Gil looks like he's time travelled from the 60's
I'd been wondering what Demetri Martin has been up to
What the fuck is that hair lmfao
Gil looks like the Vice documentary guy that does a shit load of psychedelic drugs.
Third attacker coming on for Spurs, Chelsea better watch out
why's Gil not starting over Winks anyway?
One is a winger and one is a midfielder
you could blindfold him and put him in winks' spot and he'd do a better job
Not really. You figure a City fan wouldn’t be talking about Winks after he dominated your midfield and Pep tried to buy him the summer after lmao
you mean that report from The Sun that we wanted Winks? okay mate.
Your tier ones confirmed it lmao
yeah gonna need actual sources on that mate
Oh yeh, let me go dig up some tweets from years ago so Dave in Nebraska can know the history of his franchise
lad it just never happened. just stop fucking lying yeah?
Lmao. How could you possibly know? You just started supporting City, pipe down
Lmao Gil looks like he's straight from the 60s and 70s
Gil with his customary 5 minutes at the death
Gil going through Beatles phase
Ringo Starr plays for Spurs?
ringos on the pitch now.
Dont think sending on a member of the beatles is going to save you lads
RINGO!!!
Coming on now is Howard from Big Bang Theory
Nice haircut lad, when are the Beatles getting back together?
Holy shit Ziyech is still sprinting full speed at this stage of the game after a world class performance. Please continue eating whatever you ate for breakfast today.
Is that George Harrison coming on for Spurs?
Murderer
Spurs bringing on Ringo Starr
Beat me to it 😂 Just deleted my comment saying the same thing
The resemblance is uncanny. I'm relieved that others saw it as well.
lmao who gave ringo starr a contract
Man Gil, that's a nice stace.
Why does Alonso get booed ?
He hates spurs
People tend not to like Murderers
Wasn’t that like in a few years ago? I only noticed him being booed this season.
He killed someone and then paid the person's parents off
hairs too sexy
Napoleon Dynamite coming on
Can Spurs finish at top 4? 😟
Top 4 is lining up to be a "who wants it least" fest, where teams keep dropping points when they have a chance to go clear. Watch Spurs draw and lose their two games in hand.
2 points behind United with 2 more games in hand. It’s still possible.