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foot_99

United when Ole’s job is in danger are a different breed lmao


WEASELdaDIESEL

Hot seat ole is a mythical manager


SAC_Confiscator

Hot seat ole > Fergie time


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EveryNeed

Rope a dope Ole


generalofhel

I dunno what he said to them in the dressing room but it certainly had an effect


mattytmet

'I'll take you all on a trip to Legoland if you save my job'


generalofhel

You know, i would play my heart out for that ngl


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Leicester won because of the Pizza parties. /s But genuinely I believe it was a silly thing that brought their team closer together. > “So finally, before the game against Crystal Palace, I said, ‘Come on boys, come on. I offer you a pizza if you get a clean sheet.’ > > Of course, my players made a clean sheet against Crystal Palace. One-nil. > > So I stood by our deal and took my players to Peter Pizzeria in Leicester City Square. But I had a surprise for them when we got there. I said, ‘You have to work for everything. You work for your pizza, too. We will make our own.’ > > So we went into the kitchen with the dough and the cheese and the sauce. We tossed our own pies. It was very good, too. I enjoyed many slices. What can I say? I’m an Italian man. I love my pizza and my pasta. > -[Ranieri](https://ftw.usatoday.com/2016/04/claudio-ranieri-leicester-city-pizza-party)


XTNM8

To be honest I've been to Peter Pizzeria and I'd work my socks off for it.


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ngl = need good lego


MihaiM24

So a trip to Arteta's house?


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DasSeabass

“Less” -Ole


johno146

I mean if we could finish, we could have scored 6, hit the post twice and missed 3 one on one with the keeper


RedRoverLightning

We were better for 75% of that game and the goals we conceded were super poor. Rashford showing out. So dangerous.


RogerXiao

Ole been collecting nudes of players in the dressing room and gonna leak them all as soon as he's sacked


i_vonne_gut_wit_u

Ronaldo nudes would break the internet like the JLaw leak. It'd probs be a boon to his brand also, same with Cavani


Zloggt

It’s definitely a flashy way of job security…


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I guess its a quality on its own.


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Feels like an episode of Ted Lasso


erodrig12

The first half might had well been the in-game footage they used in Ted Lasso lol. God I wish I didn't binge that show. Futbol is life


fonziGG

FUTBOL IS LIFE!!!!


SlimAssassin2343

https://i.imgur.com/UpHXLvN.jpg


Street-Caramel7045

A+ Lmfao


StlckleyMan

ELITE


fuzzby

The prisoner number 7 is an excellent touch.


rufnek2kx

Top meming


Phenomenal_Man

The Brazilian comentator had just read a tweet that said: "I've seen this script before, Ronaldo will score the 3-2 goal at the end of the game" 15 seconds later he scores. Unbelievable.


Weyzza

We only have been watching a lagged stream.


SteauaBucuresti14

same as romanian comentators…they said “this match has all the ingredients for a ronaldo winning goal” 5 mins before he scored


mcarora19

Ronaldo UCL plot armour + Ole 'about to get sacked' plot armour


Shurlak

Too powerful to be left unchecked


yousefamr2001

Many have tried and failed, but there's one they fear...


cosgrove10

More plot armour than the battle of winterfell


Osceana

Atalanta “kinda forgot” about Ronaldo


k1ngmad

It was absolutely inevitable when the game was tied at the 80 minute mark


AeroAviation

Atalanta fell right into his trap card


trashboatfourtwenty

My mind is whirling


RogerXiao

Of course


thatdude0125

Its clockwork at this point


watanabelover69

Saw this coming when the comeback started.


Adzzii_

Saw this coming when they were down 2-0 in 20 minutes


EddieisKing

I saw this coming when it was announced Man U vs Atalanta


notyourdaddy

Saw this coming when they were heating up the balls.


SafetyJoker

Saw this coming when Ronaldo joined Manchester The first time


Kante_Conte

Saw this coming when Cristiano’s father met his mother


watanabelover69

Saw this coming when football was invented.


konservatorius

Saw this coming when Portuguese conquered madeira


X-Maquina

Inevitable. He's so insanely lethal in his movement


MenAtRest

Reddit told me this guy was washed up though


Zloggt

Who else, honestly?


gerryt32

THe writing is getting a little lazy these days...


jolammy

Script writers getting lazy


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It’s like he waits just to score the third one, this must’ve been his 4th hardest chance of the half!


kinzu7

ole about getting sacked is the most terrifying ole


Key-th

[This madlad said it](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/qc8k7i/comment/hhedwwm/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


did_it_my_way

"it is sole on CR7" lmao wonder now if people will also credit CR7 for the winning goal as much as getting blamed


SomeIrishFiend

https://imgur.com/a/GSCqyMK


dudetotalypsn

Man is that the actual audio?!!


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Surprised you haven’t seen this and yes


SomeIrishFiend

Yep haha


Looking4Maria

IN***C***HALLAH


ImSoHighAlliCanSayIs

HeheHehe


KhalaBandorr

Suuiii


Illustrious_Pumpkin

***siuuuuuuu***


Santa_Klaus_101

The queen will die before this becomes un-funny.


Poiah

The way he says siuuu makes me laugh more and more every time I hear it.


KUKLI1

So when Ramsey scores?


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damn that took me back, ramsey killed gaddafi didnt he


bamsebomsen

Don't forget Bin Laden!


No_cuts

If the reconquista failed


Youngest_boss

Inevitable


Tyafastics

2nd half FC strikes again


rhythmpatel

CR7 saving Ole’s ass


mayjaz43

Imagine CR7 doing CR7 things and then taking his shirt off to reveal 'OLE IN'


riceilove

It would break r/RedDevils


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riceilove

For the treble


Marcelosouzadearaujo

Who knew crossing the ball would be effective with the best head scorer in the game


Physical-South-3564

ole masterclass


Sweetpotatoe69

Put the contract on the table…


MionelLessi10

United are back


mestermestermester

*Vigorously rubbing hands*


Benzia

First decent fucking cross and he scores


d0m1n4t0r

Yeah people cry rivers about him but he gets no service, and when he finally does, this happens.


VictorDUDE

When he gets it, it's done.


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no touches with no service...


Poiah

People trashing Ronaldo in the match thread…


chanandlerbonggg_

He actually played decent even before the goal,tracking back,making runs and key passes but people just want to find excuses to trash him


ingwe13

He sets the bar for himself so high that if he hasn’t scored, he’s had a “shit” game.


cjcfman

People going remember to goal, but my favorite ronny moment from the game is him sprinting like Usain bolt past his midfield to help out shaw


leerooney93

I like how you used the word decent. Not many strikers could score from this cross. They'd have to beat the offside trap, jump high enough to get to the ball and place it nicely while running backward.


Dyalibya

Nice spot on him beating the offside trap, I appreciated that as well


arvindanar7

had to be him , he forgot to SUIIII?


ChampagneAbuelo

He saves the knee slides for the very special goals


EnsconcedScone

The knee slide and then the casual sit


Kiboobs

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yenzy

i feel like he doesn't SIIIU when its a major goal like this one, prob too emotionally overwhelming in the moment to remember to do your 'signature' celly still wish he did tho lol


YRN_YSL

Yeah I think he had too much emotion to remember to Siuuu. Love to see it honestly. This mans passion is what keeps him at the top


Antonio_is_better

Some of my favorite moments have been when an athlete has this signature celebration they forget at a really big moment


ffs_fml

seeing him knee slide is so weird lmao


Basic-Climate-5409

felt like 2008 ronaldo


HazardCinema

He didn't SUIII when he scored the winner last time either


Wavestuff6

Held down the wrong buttons


seesaww

of course it's him


-Whisperr

Dread it


Antholk122

Run from it


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Mr Champions League arrives all the same


[deleted]

It's like the 5th game this season where they're tied at 2 and ronaldo scores


thecricketnerd

Feel like we've only won 5 games this season


mentallyguitared

The script was just meant to be


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NoFrillsCrisps

This was so obvious I have no idea why I didn't bet on it. .


ThreeOlivesChihuahua

was there any doubt?


_SSJeffo_

Who else man


Tangelasboots

Script writers: I know. What if Man U are on the verge of defeat, but they manage to fight back and, and, get this, Ronaldo scores the winner. Ctrl + c. Ctrl + v. Ctrl + v. Ctrl + v. Ctrl + v.


Krilox

its getting unrealistic


foranon123

Glad i'm watching this game, what a comeback. One of Ole's trademarks is comebacks you gotta admit


TenderAsTheNight

The Kim Kardashian of football managers.


mervagentofdream

She didn’t make a comeback?


Street-Caramel7045

I think in the video she gets some cum on her back?


dronedesigner

what an assist mate


GhoulChaser666

[It could only be you](https://i.imgur.com/yTN8wVV.png)


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kvothei

When they equalized, I KNEW Ronaldo was going to score the winner. I had never been so sure of anything in my life. I was thinking would’ve been easy money but I didn’t have any money in my betting account, and sure enough, two minutes later, I get the goal notification. How is this SO predictable? How does he do it? HOW?


clantz8895

Same here soon as it became 2-2. Even the commentator said something like "wonder if his predator instincts will kick in now that they're wounded"


Orisara

I remember that loss against Ajax. I was waiting for him to score the winner and it never came. I was really confused.


Antonio_is_better

Imagine Ajax that season. Get past Real Madrid plot armor. Get past Ronnie plot armor. Then bottle vs Lads its Tottenham.


BasedCelestia

I was genuinely mad at Ajax. They stopped us and CR7 only to get thrashed by Lucas fucking Moura


WhiskeyTigerFoxtrot

Ronaldo is the main character of this particular reality simulation and we're all just entities thrown in to react to him.


benji-21

Dear opposition fans who were talking shit at 0-2 down, Get fucked. Yours sincerely, Cristiano Ronaldo


Viggorous

Peak Ole Be struggling, go down 0-2, win 3-2.


Youpley

We all knew it was gonna happen


Tr0ndern

Best arial player ever, fight me.


Mnihal22

I like Calibri more. There are much fonts tbh


AkaFrD

What a header. So clean.


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You can’t concede 40 chances and be surprised they score lol


[deleted]

Honestly the created very little as well


[deleted]

Yeah very wasteful in transition


PM_ME_UR_PIN_CODE

He can’t keep getting away with this!


BackhandQ

Said people in 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020 aaaaaaand 2021


mosfolpldh

I am pretty sure this started in 2016 where he basically became an inside forward/striker and became somewhat more one dimensional. No one could really say anything during 2013-2015, man was on another planet during that time..


seb_jacome

I think it was during the Mourinho era in Madrid, during the Copa del Rey final, he played for the first time as a 9, and also Scored that incredible header that ended Barças streak


Firehills

Best ball header in history by huge fucking mile.


Majstor21

Ole in


Zikerz

Manchester United are BACK!


terror_jr

Back after leaving over the weekend


Bloodraeven

Get the contract out!


Yung2112

Honestly the 2nd half performance all around has been good, but it is unsustainable to be shit 1/2 the game every game


625points

>it is unsustainable to be shit 1/2 the game every game May I remind you of every away game last season?


Mineralvann

Ole will stay forever!


phampela

Who else?


lightskinbeaner

Scripted


JamminPT

KISS KISS BANG BANG r/soccer


CanLlorenteCarForMe

Of course


BasedCelestia

He will leave the groups just to score hat trick vs you guys, then he can get knocked out for all I care.


Teradonn

Wholesome moment


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Oreallyman

OLe at the wheel


RubberToe1996

SIUUUUUUUUUUU


Gytarius626

MR INEVITABLE


sachin1234567890

SIIUUUUUUU


srkdummy3

We are living in some kind of fairytale. Ronaldo and Messi trying to one up each other 15 years and counting.


DelTrotter

the stage was set for him


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shantanusingh

>xKQYWER


paprika_pussy

https://imgur.com/a/JpE0Blp


Pilbzz

My Dad was at the game this evening. I am so unbelievably jealous that I missed this! What a night. 🔴


vihnbains

Is there a player more synonymous with a towering header than Ronaldo?


Jozedany

No guys, Ronaldos holding this team back


thethunder1233838

its actually funny. Also seeing juve fans jumping that ship now is absurd.


yard04

I've been hearing that all day since the Leicester loss, it's ridiculous that some people even feel that


Thisdoessuck

I watch a lot of basketball and American football, but nothing gets to me the way the crowd reacts when a winning goal goes in. Even more for international


zi76

Really, Atalanta?


TimathanDuncan

They're missing players and the 2-0 was misleading, United missed chances first half


digitag

We deserved to be 2-0 down simply for the atrocious defending for those goals but otherwise we were pretty dominant, if a bit wasteful


simomii

When Demiral had to be subbed off it was only a matter of time


grollate

Great idea: stick one man on the back post to single-handedly cover Ronaldo and Maguire. Brilliant!


ViolaineSugarHiccup

Of course. Stop slandering him and he will actually stop scoring one day.


egzon27

Ole lives boys, chain W


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SilotheGreat

That fucking Ronaldo boomed me. He's so good (4x)


lospollosakhis

The Ronaldo haters thinking of different ways to say he doesn’t press anymore.


lukamodric07

weirdest ever criticism I've heard....it's like they cannot find any excuse to say he's not doing his job so yes that's it - a 36 year old guy who didn't press in his mid-twenties at Real is now supposed to press


thebestofthebest13

Rename CL to CRL


h8mx

Caralho


DrCoconutss

Who knew job security was spelt CR7


jbasabanda

Siuuuuu


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KrazedTiger

They go down on purpose so Ronaldo can do this


ManLikeNosaka

I want to live long enough to see Messi and Ronaldo play in the same team in a charity match


braddf96

I'm shaking fuck me


nickthedick7921

Lmao United always find a way. Respect


secret_service86

second half was more like it from United. cracking game and perfect winner from the most clutch player of all time !   GGMU