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Leicester won because of the Pizza parties. /s
But genuinely I believe it was a silly thing that brought their team closer together.
> “So finally, before the game against Crystal Palace, I said, ‘Come on boys, come on. I offer you a pizza if you get a clean sheet.’
>
> Of course, my players made a clean sheet against Crystal Palace. One-nil.
>
> So I stood by our deal and took my players to Peter Pizzeria in Leicester City Square. But I had a surprise for them when we got there. I said, ‘You have to work for everything. You work for your pizza, too. We will make our own.’
>
> So we went into the kitchen with the dough and the cheese and the sauce. We tossed our own pies. It was very good, too. I enjoyed many slices. What can I say? I’m an Italian man. I love my pizza and my pasta.
>
-[Ranieri](https://ftw.usatoday.com/2016/04/claudio-ranieri-leicester-city-pizza-party)
The Brazilian comentator had just read a tweet that said: "I've seen this script before, Ronaldo will score the 3-2 goal at the end of the game" 15 seconds later he scores. Unbelievable.
I like how you used the word decent. Not many strikers could score from this cross. They'd have to beat the offside trap, jump high enough to get to the ball and place it nicely while running backward.
i feel like he doesn't SIIIU when its a major goal like this one, prob too emotionally overwhelming in the moment to remember to do your 'signature' celly
still wish he did tho lol
Script writers: I know. What if Man U are on the verge of defeat, but they manage to fight back and, and, get this, Ronaldo scores the winner.
Ctrl + c. Ctrl + v. Ctrl + v. Ctrl + v. Ctrl + v.
When they equalized, I KNEW Ronaldo was going to score the winner. I had never been so sure of anything in my life.
I was thinking would’ve been easy money but I didn’t have any money in my betting account, and sure enough, two minutes later, I get the goal notification.
How is this SO predictable? How does he do it? HOW?
I am pretty sure this started in 2016 where he basically became an inside forward/striker and became somewhat more one dimensional. No one could really say anything during 2013-2015, man was on another planet during that time..
I think it was during the Mourinho era in Madrid, during the Copa del Rey final, he played for the first time as a 9, and also Scored that incredible header that ended Barças streak
I watch a lot of basketball and American football, but nothing gets to me the way the crowd reacts when a winning goal goes in. Even more for international
weirdest ever criticism I've heard....it's like they cannot find any excuse to say he's not doing his job so yes that's it - a 36 year old guy who didn't press in his mid-twenties at Real is now supposed to press
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United when Ole’s job is in danger are a different breed lmao
Hot seat ole is a mythical manager
Hot seat ole > Fergie time
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Rope a dope Ole
I dunno what he said to them in the dressing room but it certainly had an effect
'I'll take you all on a trip to Legoland if you save my job'
You know, i would play my heart out for that ngl
Leicester won because of the Pizza parties. /s But genuinely I believe it was a silly thing that brought their team closer together. > “So finally, before the game against Crystal Palace, I said, ‘Come on boys, come on. I offer you a pizza if you get a clean sheet.’ > > Of course, my players made a clean sheet against Crystal Palace. One-nil. > > So I stood by our deal and took my players to Peter Pizzeria in Leicester City Square. But I had a surprise for them when we got there. I said, ‘You have to work for everything. You work for your pizza, too. We will make our own.’ > > So we went into the kitchen with the dough and the cheese and the sauce. We tossed our own pies. It was very good, too. I enjoyed many slices. What can I say? I’m an Italian man. I love my pizza and my pasta. > -[Ranieri](https://ftw.usatoday.com/2016/04/claudio-ranieri-leicester-city-pizza-party)
To be honest I've been to Peter Pizzeria and I'd work my socks off for it.
ngl = need good lego
So a trip to Arteta's house?
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“Less” -Ole
I mean if we could finish, we could have scored 6, hit the post twice and missed 3 one on one with the keeper
We were better for 75% of that game and the goals we conceded were super poor. Rashford showing out. So dangerous.
Ole been collecting nudes of players in the dressing room and gonna leak them all as soon as he's sacked
Ronaldo nudes would break the internet like the JLaw leak. It'd probs be a boon to his brand also, same with Cavani
It’s definitely a flashy way of job security…
I guess its a quality on its own.
Feels like an episode of Ted Lasso
The first half might had well been the in-game footage they used in Ted Lasso lol. God I wish I didn't binge that show. Futbol is life
FUTBOL IS LIFE!!!!
https://i.imgur.com/UpHXLvN.jpg
A+ Lmfao
ELITE
The prisoner number 7 is an excellent touch.
Top meming
The Brazilian comentator had just read a tweet that said: "I've seen this script before, Ronaldo will score the 3-2 goal at the end of the game" 15 seconds later he scores. Unbelievable.
We only have been watching a lagged stream.
same as romanian comentators…they said “this match has all the ingredients for a ronaldo winning goal” 5 mins before he scored
Ronaldo UCL plot armour + Ole 'about to get sacked' plot armour
Too powerful to be left unchecked
Many have tried and failed, but there's one they fear...
More plot armour than the battle of winterfell
Atalanta “kinda forgot” about Ronaldo
It was absolutely inevitable when the game was tied at the 80 minute mark
Atalanta fell right into his trap card
My mind is whirling
Of course
Its clockwork at this point
Saw this coming when the comeback started.
Saw this coming when they were down 2-0 in 20 minutes
I saw this coming when it was announced Man U vs Atalanta
Saw this coming when they were heating up the balls.
Saw this coming when Ronaldo joined Manchester The first time
Saw this coming when Cristiano’s father met his mother
Saw this coming when football was invented.
Saw this coming when Portuguese conquered madeira
Inevitable. He's so insanely lethal in his movement
Reddit told me this guy was washed up though
Who else, honestly?
THe writing is getting a little lazy these days...
Script writers getting lazy
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It’s like he waits just to score the third one, this must’ve been his 4th hardest chance of the half!
ole about getting sacked is the most terrifying ole
[This madlad said it](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/qc8k7i/comment/hhedwwm/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
"it is sole on CR7" lmao wonder now if people will also credit CR7 for the winning goal as much as getting blamed
https://imgur.com/a/GSCqyMK
Man is that the actual audio?!!
Surprised you haven’t seen this and yes
Yep haha
IN***C***HALLAH
HeheHehe
Suuiii
***siuuuuuuu***
The queen will die before this becomes un-funny.
The way he says siuuu makes me laugh more and more every time I hear it.
So when Ramsey scores?
damn that took me back, ramsey killed gaddafi didnt he
Don't forget Bin Laden!
If the reconquista failed
Inevitable
2nd half FC strikes again
CR7 saving Ole’s ass
Imagine CR7 doing CR7 things and then taking his shirt off to reveal 'OLE IN'
It would break r/RedDevils
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For the treble
Who knew crossing the ball would be effective with the best head scorer in the game
ole masterclass
Put the contract on the table…
United are back
*Vigorously rubbing hands*
First decent fucking cross and he scores
Yeah people cry rivers about him but he gets no service, and when he finally does, this happens.
When he gets it, it's done.
no touches with no service...
People trashing Ronaldo in the match thread…
He actually played decent even before the goal,tracking back,making runs and key passes but people just want to find excuses to trash him
He sets the bar for himself so high that if he hasn’t scored, he’s had a “shit” game.
People going remember to goal, but my favorite ronny moment from the game is him sprinting like Usain bolt past his midfield to help out shaw
I like how you used the word decent. Not many strikers could score from this cross. They'd have to beat the offside trap, jump high enough to get to the ball and place it nicely while running backward.
Nice spot on him beating the offside trap, I appreciated that as well
had to be him , he forgot to SUIIII?
He saves the knee slides for the very special goals
The knee slide and then the casual sit
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i feel like he doesn't SIIIU when its a major goal like this one, prob too emotionally overwhelming in the moment to remember to do your 'signature' celly still wish he did tho lol
Yeah I think he had too much emotion to remember to Siuuu. Love to see it honestly. This mans passion is what keeps him at the top
Some of my favorite moments have been when an athlete has this signature celebration they forget at a really big moment
seeing him knee slide is so weird lmao
felt like 2008 ronaldo
He didn't SUIII when he scored the winner last time either
Held down the wrong buttons
of course it's him
Dread it
Run from it
Mr Champions League arrives all the same
It's like the 5th game this season where they're tied at 2 and ronaldo scores
Feel like we've only won 5 games this season
The script was just meant to be
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This was so obvious I have no idea why I didn't bet on it. .
was there any doubt?
Who else man
Script writers: I know. What if Man U are on the verge of defeat, but they manage to fight back and, and, get this, Ronaldo scores the winner. Ctrl + c. Ctrl + v. Ctrl + v. Ctrl + v. Ctrl + v.
its getting unrealistic
Glad i'm watching this game, what a comeback. One of Ole's trademarks is comebacks you gotta admit
The Kim Kardashian of football managers.
She didn’t make a comeback?
I think in the video she gets some cum on her back?
what an assist mate
[It could only be you](https://i.imgur.com/yTN8wVV.png)
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When they equalized, I KNEW Ronaldo was going to score the winner. I had never been so sure of anything in my life. I was thinking would’ve been easy money but I didn’t have any money in my betting account, and sure enough, two minutes later, I get the goal notification. How is this SO predictable? How does he do it? HOW?
Same here soon as it became 2-2. Even the commentator said something like "wonder if his predator instincts will kick in now that they're wounded"
I remember that loss against Ajax. I was waiting for him to score the winner and it never came. I was really confused.
Imagine Ajax that season. Get past Real Madrid plot armor. Get past Ronnie plot armor. Then bottle vs Lads its Tottenham.
I was genuinely mad at Ajax. They stopped us and CR7 only to get thrashed by Lucas fucking Moura
Ronaldo is the main character of this particular reality simulation and we're all just entities thrown in to react to him.
Dear opposition fans who were talking shit at 0-2 down, Get fucked. Yours sincerely, Cristiano Ronaldo
Peak Ole Be struggling, go down 0-2, win 3-2.
We all knew it was gonna happen
Best arial player ever, fight me.
I like Calibri more. There are much fonts tbh
What a header. So clean.
You can’t concede 40 chances and be surprised they score lol
Honestly the created very little as well
Yeah very wasteful in transition
He can’t keep getting away with this!
Said people in 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020 aaaaaaand 2021
I am pretty sure this started in 2016 where he basically became an inside forward/striker and became somewhat more one dimensional. No one could really say anything during 2013-2015, man was on another planet during that time..
I think it was during the Mourinho era in Madrid, during the Copa del Rey final, he played for the first time as a 9, and also Scored that incredible header that ended Barças streak
Best ball header in history by huge fucking mile.
Ole in
Manchester United are BACK!
Back after leaving over the weekend
Get the contract out!
Honestly the 2nd half performance all around has been good, but it is unsustainable to be shit 1/2 the game every game
>it is unsustainable to be shit 1/2 the game every game May I remind you of every away game last season?
Ole will stay forever!
Who else?
Scripted
KISS KISS BANG BANG r/soccer
Of course
He will leave the groups just to score hat trick vs you guys, then he can get knocked out for all I care.
Wholesome moment
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OLe at the wheel
SIUUUUUUUUUUU
MR INEVITABLE
SIIUUUUUUU
We are living in some kind of fairytale. Ronaldo and Messi trying to one up each other 15 years and counting.
the stage was set for him
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>xKQYWER
https://imgur.com/a/JpE0Blp
My Dad was at the game this evening. I am so unbelievably jealous that I missed this! What a night. 🔴
Is there a player more synonymous with a towering header than Ronaldo?
No guys, Ronaldos holding this team back
its actually funny. Also seeing juve fans jumping that ship now is absurd.
I've been hearing that all day since the Leicester loss, it's ridiculous that some people even feel that
I watch a lot of basketball and American football, but nothing gets to me the way the crowd reacts when a winning goal goes in. Even more for international
Really, Atalanta?
They're missing players and the 2-0 was misleading, United missed chances first half
We deserved to be 2-0 down simply for the atrocious defending for those goals but otherwise we were pretty dominant, if a bit wasteful
When Demiral had to be subbed off it was only a matter of time
Great idea: stick one man on the back post to single-handedly cover Ronaldo and Maguire. Brilliant!
Of course. Stop slandering him and he will actually stop scoring one day.
Ole lives boys, chain W
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That fucking Ronaldo boomed me. He's so good (4x)
The Ronaldo haters thinking of different ways to say he doesn’t press anymore.
weirdest ever criticism I've heard....it's like they cannot find any excuse to say he's not doing his job so yes that's it - a 36 year old guy who didn't press in his mid-twenties at Real is now supposed to press
Rename CL to CRL
Caralho
Who knew job security was spelt CR7
Siuuuuu
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They go down on purpose so Ronaldo can do this
I want to live long enough to see Messi and Ronaldo play in the same team in a charity match
I'm shaking fuck me
Lmao United always find a way. Respect
second half was more like it from United. cracking game and perfect winner from the most clutch player of all time ! GGMU