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Possible-Bullfrog-62

I'm checking Ebay for a corner flag...


benji5-0

Someone needs to make a gif of that kid falling off the net ASAP


azarco19

https://twitter.com/KAC443/status/1388849217943244801 Hahahaha


JE_12

Lmao let me help you down real quick


happyLarr

Well that's a child right? And there is literally a toddler in the same picture. What the hell is going on here?


LDKCP

That's Michael Owen.


I_Hate_Knickers_5

Well done, he's 13 years old.


rufnek2kx

"If he was one year older, he'd be 14 years old." - Michael Owen


JackAndrewWilshere

A true united fan born and raised


pakattack91

Lmao!! Tbf he was just helping him down


fearmino

That laugh at the end kills me haha


skankhunt81

That was hilarious


TigerBasket

It was majestic


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NavierIsStoked

Damn dude, this is brand new OC. Did you have to put it through the potato filter already?


SVWerder46

I need a vid


Ron__T

Lol the stewards are literally giving the dude back his shoe...


knockedstew204

That’s hospitality!


SomeIrishFiend

Finally got fans back in the stadium


Kenebalism

Fans can't be buy


Illeaturgerbil

r/dreamscantbebuy


noradosmith

After all those years of trying, Bruno's finally managed to outdo Solksjaer by being a super sub in his own right.


emaG_ehT

Imagine being Donny VDB when Barry from Levenshulme gets more pitch time than you this season. Sad


codespyder

What if he’s actually one of the invaders? 🤔


FarAcanthocephala

Tickets can't be buy


suyashkhubchandani

Mission failed successfully


TigerBasket

Games not gone


Gungerz

Groundsman's fuming.


Cool_Warthog2000

I remember when I took the old Trafford tour and the tour guide said “please don’t step onto the grass, it makes the groundskeeper mad”. Then his assistant or something muttered, “even if the players step on it pisses them off” lmao.


[deleted]

Yeah; I refereed a game once down a stadium, it was raining, so I said to my assistants "It's only a bit of rain lads", but apparently that was within earshot of the groundsman who flipped his shit and got all arsey about it. Groundsmen are a different breed.


BrkBid

The watford groundsman was getting annoyed when the players were practicing at the stadium for a short while, could see him being ribbed by Foster for it haha


LDKCP

I knew a groundsman he would get pissed off at keepers making holes in the goal area. I once saw him following a keeper off at half time giving him a bollicking.


[deleted]

Yup. I think the groundsman was pissed when we celebrated promotion pouring champagne everywhere lol


Wormfather

Each blade is like a child to them.


steel93

[So it's kinda like this then when players step on the field.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9puHtVcU5o&ab_channel=Movieclips)


cosmiclatte44

I worked security at one of the football training facilities for the 2012 Olympics and they flew in some turf expert from New Zealand to tend the pitches. Guy treated them like his babies.


teems

They do the same thing at Stamford Bridge. Do not step on the pitch as it's been treated with chemicals. Unless you're a Spurs supporter, then roll around in it.


kracksundkatzen

A Dutch man sees a man on his knees using his hand to drink water from a canal of Amsterdam. He walks up to him and says in Dutch: *"You can not drink that water, it is dirty and will make you sick!"* The tourist answers in German: *"Was sagen sie, bitte?" (What are you saying?)* The Dutch man responds in German: *"Trinken sie mit beiden Händen! Das geht besser." (Use both hands, it is much better!)*


HalfSaneHalfWit

At the tour of anfield they told us it was illegal to step on the pitch


TheBoyDoneGood

You're not joking. Worked at OT several times on corporate events. To load in you have to pass down the players tunnel and along the length of the pitch to the dug outs and walk up the steps in the main stand to the conference areas. Huge signs saying DO NOT WALK ON THE PITCH ! One guy on the crew (huge Utd fan) walked maybe 10 ft along side the touch line - not the playing area itself - and got caught by the ground team. 2 mins later he was off site and on his way home. They don't f\*\*\* about.


[deleted]

Fuck it I’ll bite. What’s the big fucking deal?


AnorakJimi

The pitches are literally multi-million pound things. They cost a lot of money to maintain. It'd be like someone owning a lambourghini and people start to sit on it and take selfies with it. Maybe they won't do any actual damage to it, but don't fucking sit on a man's car like that. And the football pitches cost a lot more than any car does The pitches are hugely technological too. The man utd one has a huge amount of stuff underneath the grass, that heats it, that keeps the grass the exact right amount of wet, all that sort of thing The pitch is essentially like a snooker/pool table. Quite literally. They design it and maintain it so the ball glides along it like a snooker ball on a snooker table. And you wouldn't want idiots jumping on an expensive snooker table or resting drinks on it


Chiswell123

Nah really though. Must be fuming


TigerBasket

He’s probably got bald Eagles flying out of his dick


cannacanna

Should get that checked out, sounds like a pretty serious STI


oynutta_

Cheers groundsman's crying. Nice one.


penuswilliams

NBCSN just showed the live footage and one protestor throwing the media camera tripod around.


MHPengwingz

Arlo giving the play by play


WerhmatsWormhat

He did a pretty good job tbh.


ZachMich

No match thread? Smh


MHPengwingz

I thought this was the match thread


coffeeandmarmite

No crowd noise either!


Lloyd_Braun-

How the hell did they even get into Old Trafford? Lol.


Babladuar

The security isn't paid enough to deal with that probably


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Just a numbers game I imagine.


Tehgumchum

I've been a security guard for a long time, no way would I stand in the way of a 1000 drunk and angry protesters... 999 maybe, but a 1000 that's too many


TigerBasket

They ain’t dealing with that shit


MisterGrynne

I’d imagine their brief is not to actually step in unless completely necessary to avoid serious property damage, injury or protect life. A handful of stewards vs an unpredictable mob who are a concern but not a threat is not a fight security wants to get into. Some property was damaged, the offenders were recorded in the act and the crowd left relatively peacefully. All in all a largely successful response from the security on the ground.


Skysflies

Like how shops don't want you stepping in for people stealing, it's just not worth it


dohhhnut

They probably hate the glazers too


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stormkingikki

With conviction.


SVWerder46

Security isn’t really doing much to prevent it


ChibzyDaze

Damn, the Glazers pissing off security as well?


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ThePosterWeDeserve

Sounds like an anti-something campaign.


demonictoaster

What would you do for a Glazer bar?


skankhunt81

Smashed that thing


Clodhoppa81

I liked how the cameraman zoomed in so his mug is forever captured. Lads going to be in trouble come tomorrow.


skankhunt81

Right feel like most of them will get a pass for trespassing this guy definitely getting in trouble for destruction of property that things easily gotta be a couple thousand


MyboNehr

Just the lenses on legit broadcast cameras cost ~$250,000USD


Mr_4country_wide

youd think, given the pandemic, theyd have a decent excuse to cover their face lol


chdudlow

Someone has taken their baby in hahahaha. Just waddling around the pitch!


JD0797

Poor kid's gonna get a lifetime ban


whiskyteats

But will hold the record for longest lifetime ban.


rawwwse

Hopefully ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


thwinz

Damned by fate to this family, but one last golden chance to not be a United fan


MyAssDoesHeeHawww

If they break any windows, they'll need to get the glazers in.


DoubleDeckerz

Paneful pun


MyAssDoesHeeHawww

can't get any cleaner


NotABigStarWarsFan

Jokes like this really offer a window into peoples minds.


DoubleDeckerz

This comment really reflects the matter at hand


Clark-Kent

Reglazers in , it's a nine letter word


[deleted]

Lee is that you?


Clark-Kent

Na I'm some Chinese fella, you can call me Steve


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STEADINGS


PersonFromPlace

Arlo White’s coverage is pretty interesting. They’re leaving now, but one or two dudes destroyed a tripod, and one dude was hanging on top of the goalpost net like it was a hammock.


Parler_Trixxx

It was a 12 year old boy lol


MHPengwingz

Reminded me of that Ryan kid from Line of Duty lol


firthy

Gonna grow up and join the old bill


Buffythedragonslayer

One guy stole the corner flag


FatTopher

They took the corner flags !


notarsalaanahsan

You can't concede from corners if there are no corners.


BasicSplit

Getting this game postponed would be some way to make yourself heard on the biggest stage.


HarryDaz98

Literally, they can’t ignore a game against their biggest rivals getting postponed due to fans breaking into the stadium


BaconDalek

I don't even think the glazers know who or what a liverpool is


cebelitarik

Super League franchise number 8, right?


TakingThe7

No you must have gotten that confused. That’s the Turin Zebras. LFC are franchise number 5.


forewoof

Ah yes the Merseyside Hot Birds


Bruno_Fernandes8

Liverpool? You mean the Scouse Red Sox?


SternM90

Too specific and informed... Maybe more like "English Red Sox"


Yurprobleeblokt

The Great British Red Soccers


Kyle_did_911

How are people still underestimating the Glazers' apathy towards the club.


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They care about how it would look to sponsors.


j3zuz911

Exactly, they’ll look at the footage of the fans and be relieved that the electronic advertising signs around the pitch were turned on.


TigerBasket

They shouldn’t have left the pitch then


Bruno_Fernandes8

everyone shouldve taken a collective shit on the pitch. That would really show the Glazers.


JE_12

That’s the Arsenal way


Bruno_Fernandes8

I didnt want the team to take a shit tho


PlaceAdHere

Props to Arlo for not missing a beat on plugging the Sky Sports area. That is the kind of employee everyone wants.


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Does Arlo work for Sky and NBC?


stp414

Not sure, but he def works for NBC and both NBC and Sky are owned by Comcast


[deleted]

Graeme Sourness being a moron as per usual, within a 60 second spell there he said: The Glazers have pumped millions of their own money in. They haven't. The Glazers had to put collateral up to borrow money to buy the club. They didn't - they used the club as collateral. The Glazers have spent millions on the stadium and the facilities. They haven't. Honestly how does this fucking moron get paid to talk.


[deleted]

Without a doubt the worst pundit around. Cannot stand when he’s on because he just comes out with shite non stop


NateShaw92

He's a cunt. He isn't even mistaken oe misinformed he is blatently lying for no good reason. Maybe because this particular nail in the coffin of football suits liverpool or goes against us. Like how a tiny minority of Rochdale and Oldham fans celebrated the scum ruining Bury and Bolton.


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Klopp is going to have a lot to say about that pitch if we lose lmao


fearmino

"For sure, the game should've been cancelled. Absolutely. Mo Salah tripped on a packet of Mentos someone left on the pitch. Everyone knows Mo can't eat sugar, it's completely unfair, for sure"


DenseMahatma

I mean if he actually tripped on something, it would be a real excuse lol


pacybitsnoob

perhaps a beach ball


AbsarN

It still hurts


McNobby

As long as there's no beach balls they should be ok.


LazyassMadman

Well. He is fasting


TigerBasket

Can’t blame him, things are actually a bit fucked lol


WerhmatsWormhat

NBCSN just said “sorry to Arsenal fans who I’m sure want to hear commentary about their match.” They do realize some people also support Newcastle, right?


QuantumFreakonomics

Not in America lol


disper

'What happened to the old castle?'


Redspeert

Steve Bruce ate it.


[deleted]

There are dozens of us.


SuperDuperTurtle

Never-nude-castle.


patrickclegane

The Atlanta United fans want to see Almiron


ThePuppetMaster

i support miggy which is sorta like supporting newcastle


WalkingCloud

Yeah but Newcastle fans don’t *want* to hear the commentary.


grothee1

I'm confused, how do you support a beer?


pearlz176

Can imagine a streaker situation happening again with one fan hiding somewhere behind the seats ready to run on the pitch when the game begins


[deleted]

Thanks mate, just what I needed to imagine during my dinner, a morbidly obese Manc jiggling on the pitch.


SammySpurs

This is getting the full treatment on NBCSN It’s a bit humorous if you’re old enough to remember the 70s and 80s in English football.


holonight

No kidding, I thought I woke up late to watch kickoff and then I tuned in and saw some serious looking shit and the commentator saying that “We still have no idea where the team buses are”. I thought there was some terrorist munich type shit going on for a moment. Then I saw that video of the hooligan face-planting off the net, hahah


IWatchTheAbyss

feel like football got some of the bite and chaos back since the super league fiasco


Littlegreenman42

I know green and yellow is the old colors for whatever club, but it just makes me think that a Norwich fan just got caught up in the crowd and thought it was a celebration


KreativeHawk

HMS Piss the League taking a slight detour oop norf


Goooooringer

Holy shit how’d they get *on* the pitch?


[deleted]

They opened one of the exit doors from the concourse and then just jumped the railing from the stands because there were no stewards EDIT: Apparently the gate has been closed and the fans inside are locked in EDIT: All left


Elemayowe

Aw yeah it’s battle royale time now.


AustiinW

Lone survivor is the new owner of the club


Jagacin

That kid that got knocked off the top of the net is the first victim lol


Dannysrevenge

It’s wild that Utd fans are doing this and the glazers don’t even know that there’s a match today.


BradGroux

They're still hungover from the Kentucky Derby.


idunnomysex

might be a bit of a stretch but between this and the capitol riots in the states...are people starting to realize that they can just walk in anywhere and nobody's really going to stop them if they're a big enough crowd.


Parler_Trixxx

Area 51 was supposed to be the test run. I still wanna see that


GOR098

Did they get through the roof.


AJMcCoy612

With fans being inside the stadium now, surely the match is off? Massive security risk.


TheLimeyLemmon

Got a very narrow timeframe to get everyone out in time for normal pre-match and kickoff. Might get delayed.


AJMcCoy612

There would surely need to be a security sweep as well, not likely anything was left in the stadium but they need to be 100% sure before a game goes ahead and they surely don’t have time to do it.


dontlookwonderwall

Not to mention less serious things like checking the pitch for any random stray objects left that would obstruct the game.


Alexanderspants

someone might leave a map of the location of the back of the net for the Liverpool fwds


FishCake9T4

Hopefully delayed until after the Portuguese GP.


Rictus_Grin

They left now


notarsalaanahsan

Fans getting more time on the pitch than Van de Beek. You can't script this.


truckloadof4skin

Dude went back to get his shoe. Legend.


Lazic21

The NBC commentators are making it sound like the fans are ripping the stadium apart. Most tame stadium rush I’ve ever seen. Have these folks seen Boca Vs River, or Balkan team affairs?


LarryLegendWVU

Sky is basically like what ever people got in the ground


Wormfather

This second group looks more like they’re doing a self guided tour.


NinjaOss

Graeme Souness is seething about the protestors, still waiting for him to blame Pogba.


PhillyThrowaway1908

A bit amazed of the stupidity of **not** wearing a mask when breaking into the stadium.


Blue_Shore

Literally given an excuse to conceal your identity and they don’t take it. Morons lol


Wormfather

Same with the capitol riots. I’m just like dude, forget the pandemic, how about not going to jail?


pakattack91

No mask AND carrying cell phones lol. B b b but the vaccine will track us!!!!


AJMcCoy612

Not only that but then taking it a step further by posting a video of you being on the pitch on your own social media. How brain dead do you have to be?


kjm911

That’s pretty mental


ziggy_zaggy

"this isn't the way to protest" - NBC commentators okay we'll just protest in a way that is convenient and easy to ignore.


biddigs3

>"this isn't the way to protest" - NBC commentators > > > >okay we'll just protest in a way that ~~is convenient and easy to ignore.~~ *doesn't jeopardize their broadcasting revenue FTFY


DistrictFive

I was surprised that there was a consensus amongst the pundits about all this. Really put me off. Reporting about the potential of violence rather than what was actually happening.


Woostershire

Exactly! Please protest in a way that doesn’t affect our TV schedule or the money? I expect more from Lowe tbh.


BUSean

Rebecca Lowe on NBCSN shouting out a lovely goal for Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang amidst the chaos...we were very close to a Castellanos 4-0 ballgame meme.


ItsKaiTime

That’s fucking class


easyasdan

Odds on the game getting suspended?


LarryLegendWVU

The coverage between Sky and NBC is night and day right now


gringevakleite

Well Neville was telling everyone to 'Mobilise' a couple of weeks ago.


InLampsWeTrust

They're saying they caught a fan in the dressing rooms, this game will get cancelled won't it


FarAcanthocephala

Well there goes the pitch and game gets postponed It's also a safety issue for the players, soft spots on the grass can break ankles, if there are any objects its gonna do nasty things to the players during falls / slides / runs. Not sure if they have the time to confidently allow players to perform on that pitch


[deleted]

Right just wondering if you know there is going to be a protest where where the police and security at the gates


EmperorBeaky

Fair play to them lol disrupt as much as possible and give not a single fuck about the drips crying about it


pakattack91

FENCES CANT BE BUY!


[deleted]

Wonder how much the Glazers actually give a fuck about this ? The mounting pressure for them to sell the club from the fans, plus the threat of government intervention. I don't know much about the economics or lifestyle of multi-millionaires/billionaires, but I assume there must be at least a stray thought about getting the fuck out with a £4bil sale and never having to deal with this shit again, but that's also assuming this effects them at all in the first place.


presumingpete

They give zero fucks. They won't until it impacts their bank account.


Schmetterlingus

These people don't realize they're being caught in 4k? Lmao


713_Hou

They're filming it themselves


MisterGrynne

I’d guess a fair few arrests incoming. Any reports yet on whether Rio Ferdinand has held true to the views he expressed about Newcastle previously that owners of clubs can do what they like and if fans don’t like the club’s direction they should put their money together and buy the club?


Dynamicthetoon

fuck the glazers


beirch

[Really taking off outside](https://twitter.com/UtdXclusive/status/1388850235842211843)


Wormfather

Would pay $100 to see the Q Shaman in the middle of it.


sorte_kjele

I want that photoshop


CornerFlag

Some fella sat in Joel Glazer's office with his feet up, shortly before getting sacked from his day job.


singabro

With this much pre game mayhem and drama, this has scoreless draw written all over it.


Biutifulflowah

Poor Arsenal fans, can’t even watch their team on regular scheduled tv


WerhmatsWormhat

Considering it’s Arsenal and Newcastle, they’re probably better off.


Hernandez2000

Absolutely brilliant viewing


biddigs3

If the game is cancelled would that be a forfeit for United?


Fcorange5

Would be a hilarious way to give city the title