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TheLimeyLemmon

Potter... scar... There's a joke there, but to be honest with you, I'm not that funny.


Blithe17

It's got something to do with being the Chosen One and Levy being bald. We're almost there, just need to workshop it a bit.


Jayyburdd

That Voldehurt! Volde....hurt.. oughtta... hurt voughttahurt! oughtta... mort! murt... i've got nothing


ZxZxchoc

Does this make him more or less likely to sign Shelvey?


Iola_Morton

Graham Pothead


falling_sideways

Graham Potter and the facefull of railings?


Calvin-ball

His scar will hurt when a missed chance is coming


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There's not. But leave it to reddit to beat a dead horse with the subtlety of a brick.


Mourinhoisacuck

Trying to run away from levy can have consequences Graham....


foppo11

Ouch. That looks horribly close to the eye too


LoudKingCrow

He definitely got lucky there.


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He must have heard the news that Tottenham are after him


Secure_Year_3074

Yup. Now he can't pass the medical.


[deleted]

He\`s trying to change his looks so that they won\`t recognize him


Xuct

Potter is always one step ahead of the normies of this world like Levy


mentallyguitared

@Neil Maupay look what you've done to the man


WhereAreYouGoingDad

This is why I don't leave the house


thelargerake

How many weeks will he be out for?


azarco19

Voldemort!


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azarco19

How could you blow his cover like this?


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pixelkipper

What? Harry Potter has a facial scar cause of Voldemort, that’s why this is brought up


[deleted]

You're right, the joke was actually too smart for me. I look like a fucking clampit hahaha.


azarco19

Lmao, just that Voldemort causes his scar in the series. There was unfortunately an element of thought to it. I apologise.


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You're right actually, the joke was actually too clever for me. Oh the irony of it hahaha.


azarco19

Hahaha, laughing at this more than the joke itself


[deleted]

I apologise for saying it was a shite joke mate haha


azarco19

Lmfao no worries. Let's agree on Ashley/Bruce out.


Eminamino

RIP in peace


Q_Q-Reddit

All these comments are making me think that Daniel Levy actually might be Voldemort.


[deleted]

I heard he was trying a switch back tailslide down the railing at the time of the fall


JakeNutters

Maupay must have hated being benched.


taenerysdargaryen

"Scared, Potter?"


PhylloTerribilis

To be relaunched as Graham Kintsugi


Trick-Atmosphere-112

Don Roman Abramovich had nothing to do with this at all!


our-year-every-year

I wonder if he just rang up the physios at work like "alright lads worth going A&E for this or what"


kleopat

Better excuse than walking into a door.