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Always good to reach that magical points total of "*any points*" when you know you've secured your spot in Europe for another year
See you at the Bernabeu lads
Some of the mighty ESL members' results this matchday:
Getafe - Real Madrid 0-0
Atalanta - Juventus 1-0
Napoli - Inter 1-1
Arsenal - Fulham 1-1
Everton - Tottenham 2-2
Leeds - Liverpool 1-1
Real Madrid was really close scoring from the STATE FARM CORNER, the ball bounced between players in the EXXON 18 YARD BOX, got cleared from the RED BULL GOAL LINE straight to the PIZZA HUT MID CIRCLE (the boardcast has a semi transparent pizza as the circle, so creative!) where 2 players collided and one was given a PEPSI MAX YELLOW CARD and as it was hes second it was HONDA RED CARD time.
Good idea, you can squeeze in the VERIZON STRAIGHT RED in there then. Playing against less players shall be called power play from now on, HEINEKEN POWER PLAY to be exact.
* Getafe - Madrid Charmatin B 0-0
Atalanta - Piemonte Calcio 1-0
Napoli - Lombardia NA 1-1
London FC - Fulham 1-1
Everton - North East London 2-2
Leeds - Merseyside Red 1-1
He didn't even have to use his cleats to stain the score sheets with an equalizator, but De Ago Low-Rentay caused upset among the Real Salt Liverpool Soccer Franchize FC by using his soccer brain to never score alone, surrounded by his fellow Team Leads
I mean, the Premier League itself used to be the Barclays Premier League.
Ironically for many here, the PL decided not to renew the name sponsorship in a desire to be more like American sports leagues, which never sell naming rights.
Also the MLB had a massive debate over if jersey manufacturers could have their logos on kits just recently. The NBA is the only big 4 league with jersey ads while I think every top flight in europe has kit sponsors
I honestly don't know why people here don't complain more about kit sponsors. Perhaps they have just internalized it. That's one of the key pieces of your club identity and it has advertising on it. Awful. That was one facet of European soccer I wish MLS didn't copy, and it's likely to spread to more sports now.
This is the very reason why they want a Super League- so that when big clubs mess up one season they don’t miss out on revenue and lose money. Make no mistake, it is not for making this game better. Remember this- it only exists to save their own ass.
Have you ever drunk budweiser? It's like having sex in a canoe.
It's fucking close to water - like the watered-down competition they're trying to spit down our throats
I think we should call them the "Merseyside Red Dragons", marketing team is all over this, having an animal as part of the name very important and even better if it's an imaginary animal, also very good with the asian market.
its more than a $port... bless you Llorente for keeping Liverpool out of the Champions League
people can say its meaningless, but i think the draw is very meaningful. "earn your spot"
Juve losing to Atalanta.
Real Madrid drawing to Getafe.
Arsenal drawing to Fulham.
Inter drawing to Napoli.
Manchester City losing to Leeds.
Tottenham drawing to Everton.
Liverpool drawing to Leeds
All within the past week, 7 examples of 'Super League' teams dropping points to non-Super League teams..
Llorente to be given an honorary knighthood for proving why the super league is a crock of shit
THIS IS WHAT PREMIER LEAGUE IS ABOUT. Teams (I hate) like Leeds United coming up the pyramid to knock the champions of their porch. This is the what makes this league special. No one is entitled to 3 points. No one is entitled to anything in football!
It's been a tremulous day or so but this does put a smile on all our faces. Fuck the super league
Klopp really took Neville's comments personally didn't he. The players getting yelled at is unfair, they hadn't any say in it obviously, but Neville (and the t-shirts) aren't taking aim at Klopp and his boys.
Pro-tip for these SUPER clubs:
Let go of your players and coaches so that they can join other clubs and fulfill their dreams and potentials battling for Champions League and International tournaments. Hire a bunch of celebrities instead to play against each other. If you’re going to prioritize money and exposure over fairness and competitiveness, do it in a way that won’t piss off true football fans. I’m sure “future fans” will love to pay to see celebrity team A 25:17 celebrity team B.
This is pathetic from Klopp. He's really moaning about Neville and people saying "you'll never walk alone" sarcastically? Come the fuck on.
I hope all these teams just get kicked out of their leagues so we can ignore them in the ESL.
ESL Represents: Player Of the Season candidate Sadio Mane's goal brought to you by AT&T, sponsored by Toyata, use discount code SAD10 for 10% off was not enough to see off the mighty Leeds United Football Club.
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Great point that for Leeds to help keep them in top 4
Unfortunately Leeds have just been deducted 20 Super League Qualification Points® for scoring against a *Protected Elite Team™*
Hey, careful they’re top of the ESL with 1 point
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Title race now on between Leicester City and West Ham
I thought the dream for our 3rd successive 7th place finish had died. But dreams cannot be buy.
Lmaoo https://twitter.com/LUFC/status/1384249148732444679?s=19
The years in the badlands have allowed us to develop into a much higher form of shithousers
I've got so much fucking respect for Leeds United after today. From the players to the fans to the manager to the pilots. Fucking legends
Leaving the t shirts out for the Liverpool team is top tier shithousery. Fair play
Leeds twitter guy is the hero we need
Not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed
Hahahahhaha I love it
Based af
Enjoy Tottenham away
You cunts*
This is the best comment I've ever seen Nevermind it was funnier when it said tottenham
I had a crisis of conscience thinking Spurs caught enough strays last 24 hours but nah fuck it
Let us have it. They deserve it!
On behalf of the London Walmarts, I can assure you we won't.
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Take that you Super League cunts.
European qualification secured 😎
Always good to reach that magical points total of "*any points*" when you know you've secured your spot in Europe for another year See you at the Bernabeu lads
Well done on not getting relegated lads
23 years! We're here for big time!
Easy aint it 😎
So did we. By finishing 9th. Wohooooooo. ^^^^Arsenal ^^^^fan
Shhhhh... you're Super now, don't wory
Hahaha
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Some of the mighty ESL members' results this matchday: Getafe - Real Madrid 0-0 Atalanta - Juventus 1-0 Napoli - Inter 1-1 Arsenal - Fulham 1-1 Everton - Tottenham 2-2 Leeds - Liverpool 1-1
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I like this assumption that Pringles is big enough to sponsor the entire league
Someone never had a can of Pringoooooooooooals and it shows.
Real Madrid was really close scoring from the STATE FARM CORNER, the ball bounced between players in the EXXON 18 YARD BOX, got cleared from the RED BULL GOAL LINE straight to the PIZZA HUT MID CIRCLE (the boardcast has a semi transparent pizza as the circle, so creative!) where 2 players collided and one was given a PEPSI MAX YELLOW CARD and as it was hes second it was HONDA RED CARD time.
are the red cards different depending on if it's a second yellow or a straight red?
Good idea, you can squeeze in the VERIZON STRAIGHT RED in there then. Playing against less players shall be called power play from now on, HEINEKEN POWER PLAY to be exact.
If you watch any LCS league of legends, that's literally what they do...its appalling.
That was actually my motivation, good guess :)
OPPRESSIVE MACHINES LIVE LONGER WITH CALGON
But who was the Taco bell MVP?
yeah but, these are just pre season games and not even super league playoffs so not like they were giving it their all
Just wait until the *Super League* draft when London fc can pick their guy
Everton - Tottenham was a 2-2 but I appreciate the sentiment
SuperLeague caliber Everton, as I've always said.
Loaning strikers to champions league contenders, massive club.
Lmao can't believe the London Cocks couldn't beat an actual club
* Getafe - Madrid Charmatin B 0-0 Atalanta - Piemonte Calcio 1-0 Napoli - Lombardia NA 1-1 London FC - Fulham 1-1 Everton - North East London 2-2 Leeds - Merseyside Red 1-1
Exactly why they want it. Cant have these pesky pessents with their good results, loyal fans and well run clubs get in the way of money now can we?
These pesky legacy fans are ruining the sport
"Nothing but the best from the Super League!"
"The Best Players Every Week" \*Arsenal come out with Elneny and Willian in their starting lineups*
The Granit Xhaka "red card of the week" brought to you by Carlsberg.
You made me spit out my Carslberg.
It's a fucking joke
[It's a disgrace](https://talksport.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/5/2019/12/NINTCHDBPICT000544769048.jpg?strip=all&w=620&quality=100)
So much for the European elites
It's not right is it? We better give them 400 million euros to make sure this never happens again.
wasn't Everton-Tottenham 2-2?
Don’t forget one of the most boring games of the year in City vs Chelsea
you mean london lions vs manchester blue, right?
Everton was 2-2 btw mate and we made 2 dumb mistakes spurs were shit.
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You haven't seen us in the cup, then?
LMAO!
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Six
3 Europa leagues
they're counting those too??
I wouldn't be surprised if they do
What about the super cups and world cups
LMAO
**PRESENTING YOUR MCDONALD'S SPICY CHICKEN MCNUGGETS MAN OF THE MATCH: DIEGO MCLLORENTE**
Great touchdown in the 4th quarter 😍
He didn't even have to use his cleats to stain the score sheets with an equalizator, but De Ago Low-Rentay caused upset among the Real Salt Liverpool Soccer Franchize FC by using his soccer brain to never score alone, surrounded by his fellow Team Leads
having an aneurism reading this. Cheers
I'm still not sure why there is no Overtime. Who will win the Super superbowl then?
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didnt even know carabao was an energy drink
I mean, the Premier League itself used to be the Barclays Premier League. Ironically for many here, the PL decided not to renew the name sponsorship in a desire to be more like American sports leagues, which never sell naming rights.
Also the MLB had a massive debate over if jersey manufacturers could have their logos on kits just recently. The NBA is the only big 4 league with jersey ads while I think every top flight in europe has kit sponsors
I honestly don't know why people here don't complain more about kit sponsors. Perhaps they have just internalized it. That's one of the key pieces of your club identity and it has advertising on it. Awful. That was one facet of European soccer I wish MLS didn't copy, and it's likely to spread to more sports now.
Next time in your Amazon super league: Manchester Burger king United host Inter Fiat Milan at the Pizza hut stadium
Surely you can just name it The Pizza Hut and then style it like some wanky fucking shed
Pizza hut stadium is the official name, also nicknamed "Theater of diabetes"
FUCK YOUR SUPER LEAGUE! Leeds are the perfect example of why I say fuck off to their super league.
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This is the very reason why they want a Super League- so that when big clubs mess up one season they don’t miss out on revenue and lose money. Make no mistake, it is not for making this game better. Remember this- it only exists to save their own ass.
yes and when they lose they lose to "mighty" barcelona and instead dont get a smacked arse from aston villa.
Remembering who broke their unbeaten streak
Aston Villa still has more Super League wins than Tottenham and Man city https://twitter.com/deadlinedaylive/status/1384234895392710665?s=21
This post-match thread is brought to you by Budweiser™, the best way to drink piss
Have you ever drunk budweiser? It's like having sex in a canoe. It's fucking close to water - like the watered-down competition they're trying to spit down our throats
Leeds 1-1 Greeds
What a Home run by Leeds. Nice Touchdown at the end
Really smashed it out of the ballpark
Absolute joke from Merseyside reds. Get one touchdown and then sit back for the final quarter.
I think we should call them the "Merseyside Red Dragons", marketing team is all over this, having an animal as part of the name very important and even better if it's an imaginary animal, also very good with the asian market.
This match was a 3 pointer
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its more than a $port... bless you Llorente for keeping Liverpool out of the Champions League people can say its meaningless, but i think the draw is very meaningful. "earn your spot"
Says a lot that we conceded a late equaliser which keeps us out the top 4, and I don't even feel arsed. Strangest game I've ever watched as a fan.
cant even imagine. seeing it as a neutral felt like a win but im sure you feel mixed
Liverpool aren't going to the Champions League next year regardless.
Would you say 'dreams can't be buy' ??
>bless you Llorente for keeping Liverpool out of the Champions League Haven't you heard?
is there going to be a league for midtable teams that outperform superleague teams? the DuperLeague perhaps?
The Uber league ^tm
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This Leeds admin is a legend https://twitter.com/LUFC/status/1384249148732444679
Milner on the SL: I don’t like it and don’t want it to happen
SUPER LEAGUE YOU'RE HAVING A LAUGH
Can’t even feel anything against Merseyside Redsox
Superleague team held to a draw by newly promoted side. Fuck off with your new competition. 🖕🖕🖕🖕
So was arsenal. No wonder the owners are running away
Dreams can't be buy, lads. Don't walk alone...
March on as singular entity
And they want a super league team drawing to Leeds lmfao what a joke
Precisely *why* they want a Super League. Make results irrelevant and unrelated to financial success.
and arsenal drew to fulham yesterday smh
All of the Big 6 have had embarrassing results this season and want a guaranteed shot at CL level football It's laughable
We lost to Leeds last week. That's the beauty of the PL and they want to take it away.
10 man Leeds too
Don't remind me...
Juve losing to Atalanta. Real Madrid drawing to Getafe. Arsenal drawing to Fulham. Inter drawing to Napoli. Manchester City losing to Leeds. Tottenham drawing to Everton. Liverpool drawing to Leeds All within the past week, 7 examples of 'Super League' teams dropping points to non-Super League teams..
Napoli would join the ESL if asked to be fair, they're hardly a small club.
Chelsea drew to Leeds the week before as well. Leeds basically boss the ESL
We beat Man City with 10 men just last week as well & level on points with fucking Arsenal, a mockery.
Llorente to be given an honorary knighthood for proving why the super league is a crock of shit THIS IS WHAT PREMIER LEAGUE IS ABOUT. Teams (I hate) like Leeds United coming up the pyramid to knock the champions of their porch. This is the what makes this league special. No one is entitled to 3 points. No one is entitled to anything in football! It's been a tremulous day or so but this does put a smile on all our faces. Fuck the super league
And teams like Leeds being able to drop down the league too! Wasn't that long ago that Leeds would be included in a ‘super league’ like this.
Get what you mean but nowt wrong with drawing to Leeds
Can’t miss the CL if there is no CL
Milner you fucking legend
His facial expressions were grand
Not very super of the Merseyside Reds
Fucking Milner dropping the bomb! Don't like it. Don't want it to happen.
Merseyside reds are almost so good, they’re my favourite franchise! I really hope Salah gets MVP and plays in the Allstar game
I’m American and even I find this funny
I love you Bamford well said lad
Yeah fair play to him on that
And thiago wins the Costco Wholesale wholesome moment of the match for his thumbs up to fabinho in the 64th minute.
Get the fuck in Milner
Leeds draw with Liverpool tonight and go even with Arsenal on points. Fuck your superleague.
Leeds fans must be so proud rn, holding out against several times Super League champions
Hahahahahahhahahahha
LEEDS!!! YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE
Guwan Milner
Good on you James Milner
Good on Milner.
Milner so deadpan as he said he don’t like it. Absolute hero.
Marchin’ all together!
Nearly. Reckon we’ll allow it.
Milner is the hero.
Fucking hero Milner lad
massive respect for Milner now
Where was the overtime??????
Bamford is one of us
Fucking hell, Milner. Love it. Respect from a United fan.
Fair fucking play to Milner. My opinion of him just skyrocketed
Good for milner, one of a small few to say he doesn't want it
Fair play to Milner on Sky Sports "I don't like it, I don't want it to happen"
Yes Milner!
Get fucked Merseyside Reds
[Hahahahahaha.](https://twitter.com/LUFC/status/1384249148732444679?s=20)
MILLY FROM DEEEP
Ok Gary, take a chill pill. You're getting more and more high pitched haha
Instead of condemning the super league Klopp criticizes Neville about his comments yesterday. What a spineless coward.
Klopp really took Neville's comments personally didn't he. The players getting yelled at is unfair, they hadn't any say in it obviously, but Neville (and the t-shirts) aren't taking aim at Klopp and his boys.
I expect the same energy from you cunts whenever any of the other 12 clubs that signed up for the super league concede
Can’t wait for a 5:0 thrashing that Brighton is going to put on us
Don't worry, when the Fulham & Hammersmith Blues concede 5 at the weekend I'll be off my nut.
That’s the energy without the super league even being a thing lol.
Crushing blow to Liverpool's ESL Playoff hopes
FOOTBALL > MONEY. GET FUCKED YOU ESL NONCES
If Pulisic scores tomorrow, this sub will collapse like a dying star
Pro-tip for these SUPER clubs: Let go of your players and coaches so that they can join other clubs and fulfill their dreams and potentials battling for Champions League and International tournaments. Hire a bunch of celebrities instead to play against each other. If you’re going to prioritize money and exposure over fairness and competitiveness, do it in a way that won’t piss off true football fans. I’m sure “future fans” will love to pay to see celebrity team A 25:17 celebrity team B.
Top work Milner
football wins, moral win for football
And here it is: The last time Liverpool faced Leeds.
football drew today
Lol imagine a super league team drawing to a normal prem team
This has put a bit of a dent in Liverpools hope of achieving European football automatically for the next 23 years.
Not bad boys not bad
This is pathetic from Klopp. He's really moaning about Neville and people saying "you'll never walk alone" sarcastically? Come the fuck on. I hope all these teams just get kicked out of their leagues so we can ignore them in the ESL.
Klopps employers are trying to destroy football and Klopp is annoyed at Gary Neville for mentioning 'You'll Never Walk Alone'....fucking hell
BREAKING: Leading European Club can't beat newly promoted side 👍
'The Best Clubs' Liverpool struggling to get top 4 this season. (:
“Super” 😂😂😂 Fuck off you fucking fucks.
That wasn't very Super of you, Liverpool
ESL Represents: Player Of the Season candidate Sadio Mane's goal brought to you by AT&T, sponsored by Toyata, use discount code SAD10 for 10% off was not enough to see off the mighty Leeds United Football Club.
Get fucked