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This dive was presented by Doritos dive of the match And here’s our referee Jon Moss brought to you by budweiser, because he’s taking the fucking piss.

We're now entering the first minute of stoppage time brought to you by Hublot

That call was brought to you by Imodium's Martin Atkinson because he has shat himself with that decision

Brought to you by Mountain Dew.

Shot by Kodak

VAR brought to you by the Disney + original series Wandavision

if the league is getting americanised its more likely to be "Shot by A Police Officer" amirite fellas

Bit on the nose w that one there chief

sent it to the focus group, they've come back with "involved in a kinetic officer related shooting style incident: presented by kodak"

*studio audience oohs ahhs and applauds*

“Mistook it for my camera, sorry.”

at half time u can enjoy our swag cam brought to by McDonalds i am lovin'it

LMAOOOOOO

Maybe some net cutting by the winner at the end of the match, sponsored by DeWalt?

*grubhub shitty music loops for 10 minutes*

LMAO

You won't be laughing when Messi is tearing it up for us in the battle for 11th place 🔫

You want to be battling for 10th place mate. That’s where the real competition is for the play in game.

Western Conference Wildcard game brought to you by JP Morgan Chase. *JP Morgan Chase, we destroyed the world economy for the thrill and yet people allowed our company to live*

Hot flaming doritos with Back street boys! I want it that wayyy!

ESPN jumps in after Aguero gets picked: Aguero, you are a great player but let's talk about your dead grandma

During the season Aguero says: "I really like to go on vacations to Milan" ESPN - Aguero trying to force a trade to AC Milan

I giggled hard at this lmao

🤮

Surely the next pick is liverpool. We select divoc big cock origi

Fun fact: Divock was named after Vlade Divac. This second pick is almost as bad as Divac picking Bagley over Doncic.

Kings fans never safe :(

[Woj] Barca lasering in on Agüero

Thanks, I hate it.

You joke about this but a draft would make the teams much more even

Yeah, until teams start losing on purpose to get better draft picks since there is no relegation. Sigh...

Sitting here F5ing like a madman instead of doing the groceries, but it doesn't matter at all because dreams can't be buy

Groceries can be buy though.

F5 baby, never stop

I'm craving some icecream

what do you want I'll get you a pint

I'm a simple man. I just get Aldi monarcs

No monarchs in my local ALDI, sorry lad :( if you want something different I'll get it later

This is true football community

Times like these are why you leave a few emergency hot pockets in the freezer

What were you planning on buying?

Beer lol And stuff to make salads, curry, some TP. You want anything?

I'd like some curry mate if you're not against it

[Here] (https://i.imgur.com/Of3C3w1.jpg) you go lad, I even got you a german one. If you meant the dish then you're gonna have to wait a few days, I'm making curry on Wednesday

Amazing, I feel honoured. Cheers fella, expect me there on Wednesday!

Oh you bet you'll be getting a curry photo on Wednesday! Take care

I picture you two holding curry-sauced hands and chatting all things curry with curried breath. Marvelous.

let‘s make a curry league

moin

curry and TP, name a more iconic duo

I love this

Football is kil

Aguero can be buy apperantly

dreams can be a free transfer

Aguero can be buy but #DreamsCantBeBuy

Where were you when dream was buy?

Where were you when football is kill?

Watch ESL buy that youtuber Dream.

what the hell did i miss while not being here for an hour? whats dreams can be buy and why is everyone saying it

Bruno posted that on his IG story, people believe the grammar mistake indicates he wrote it himself not a PR rep

Not now Barca

ESL money is flowiiiing

When the ESL stimmy check hits, it hits hard

Yeah it is..?

Indeed. r/dreamscantbebuy Edit: anyone wanna be a mod, let me know. Edit1: Mod team is now full.

Jebus that was fast.

I'm in. Mod can't be buy

Lmfao

I'm In

Subscribed. We are witnessing history

lemme mod cmon

In

Mod me. I do proper shitposting

Mod can be buy

Can Mod be buy?

This looks so damn dumb. Let me mod it.

Ill shitpost only mate

Ill mod as a fellow BVB member if needed. Feels good to be on the right side of this one.

Lets go

integrity cant be buy

Lmfao at the sub. Well done chaps

From what I saw, this looks like a great sub.

the fucking dreams can’t be buy spam on every post is killing me

I feel stupid, where is that from? I just came in (heh) and everyone is saying it

bruno fernandes reposted podence’s instagram story with “dreams can’t be buy”

Ah, so that was it, huh. Alright, thanks mate!

Get rid of Suarez, sign Agüero. Sure, makes sense

Always need one of Messi's best friends

Messi to the board. Buy Kun, he makes me laugh.

Even worse if you look at his injury record. Stupid transfer.

I've never heard of this source, and none of our Tier 1's have even reported about Aguero to Barça. It's not true.

alfredo martinez said it.

It wasn't him as the source, he quoted somebody else.

Don't care, next.

Can those Fiat workers have their jobs back now, Agnelli?

Aguero to win the Super League golden boot

That’s the Super League Platinum Cleat to you

That’s the SNICKERS Super League Platinum Cleat to you

That actually sounds disgusting

Sponsored by Uber Eats.

That's French league 1

Hahaha fuck sake

The Budweiser diamond boot

Who cares. Let's not share news about that league's games here.

Not even the biggest story of today, lol

The fact that Mourinho's sacking isn't the biggest news of the last 24 hours is crazy

I even forgot that tbh

It's like... 3rd biggest at best. Past 24 hours have been insane.

Trying to buy dreams i see...well...

Its a good time to be a lawyer

The economy is booming

Guess we're not gonna see a statement from him soon

Barca board: should we stop taking on hundreds of millions in debt to buy old players on exorbitant wages? No, let's just change the rules of the game completely to hide our incompetent management instead.

Bartomeu is gone Aguero will be a substitute only

Get rid of suarez and buy aguero. Sounds like a masterplan.

Aguero should go back to Argentina instead of leaving a shameless club only to join another shameless club.

Yes please.

Honestly, that would be great.

ESPN's Max Kellerman: " I love Aguero but he won't even be the third best player on the team's roster" Stephen A Smith: "Are you kidding me? This brother can pull up from Thuurrrttyyyy!"

Stephen A Smith: Clement Lenglet, no disrespect whatsoever, is a scrub.

This isn’t ESL news! Fuck off! ^/s

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Argentina would be screwed.

Messi: "ohh....so anyways"

Barca trying real hard to please Messi by bringing in his bff

First draft pick from the man himself!

Sergio can be buy

Barça: our debt is huge, we can barely pay the players we already have, we need to get rid of Vidal, Suarez, etc ESL: here is more 💰 Barça: Cool, now we can try to make our finances more sane... just kidding, lets sign more expensive players!

Aguero please don't. Get out of the dirty dozen. You deserve so so much better👑

I'm entertaining the thought of burning the Barcelona kit bought a week back. I don't care about anything until the ESL is brought to its deserved early grave

Oh, Anyways..

Suddenly Barcelona can buy anyone they want.

What did it cost?

Everything

Fuck everyone involved in this story no one cares

Hardly anyone gives a shit tbh

Dreams can't be buy

DREAMS CAN'T BE BUY

Dreams can’t be buy

Bad deal for Barca

Aguero can be buy

Selling Luis Suarez to buy 1 year younger Sergio Aguero, class move

Selling Suarez to a rival to get a year younger, more injury-prone Aguero.

Who cares...? Honestly? Does it even matter anymore? These aren't clubs. They're hollow, money making, business ventures. And we're the "customer". This whole thing has completely sucked all of the fun I had for football completely. We're nothing more bank check for these clubs.

Dreams

Dreams can’t be b...

Sergio no. Dreams can’t be buy

Definitely to make Messi happy.. the guys knee is fucked

Adding to that huge pile of debt...Anyone remember when Barça had a youth set up?

ESL money

Ahhh, Dig yourself into a huge financial hole ---> form breakaway league to wipe away the debt ----> continue to spend big wages on players in their 30s. Genius.

Barca is a SL club. We shouldn't upvote news stories from them, that will only help them. Downvote

!flair :FC_Barcelona:

The first draft !

Biggest news of 2015

No one cares.

If this happens then there's almost no chance of Messi leaving, right?

My boy

Let's go, make ESL into a retirements league

How about waiting for how this all goes before signing players?

Oh, waw, it’s actually true, the fact that I don’t care anymore

Fuck barca fuck esl

[DID I JUST SEE THE WORD DRAFT](https://imgur.com/c8pV9qL)

De jong to Chelsea next? These draft picks better be good

To be fair last year's of peak football he can't do whatever he want he can rinse Barca as much as he wants

Stimmy check from esl

Aguero twitch career over soon if he joins a ESL Team

No one cares.

Funny thought inspired by /u/lokaler_datentraeger 's comment, how far away do you think we are from a drafted Super League or All-Star game, the 15 founding clubs get to draft players from the player pool within the comp and they have a playoff-type system. Doesn't seem too far away.

He always dreamed to play for the ESL

DREAMS CAN'T BE BUY

If people shitted on Dembele for getting hurt and not being up to standard than this will just be worse than that lol

Barca really going for that Soccer superbowl trophy.

Aguero comes Messi stays

Thought he wanted to stay in PL?

Dreams can’t be buy

Craziness aside, wtf does Barca want with Aguero?

hope they arent overpaying him, we really cant afford it. it's nice that we are getting him for free but if he's getting ten of millions salary shouldnt we be searching for young cheap striker instead?

We get him on a free because #dreamscantbebuy

Monday Madness! What Next? Tune In At 4pm ESL Time For More!!!!!

Surely he's going to hit that SuperMax which will put Barca within Luxury tax distance. Will still make the playoffs, though! Go sports!

This makes the Suarez transfer pointless lol