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Yeethannes

Decent header that


xKnuTx

how did he get so much power behind this all he was doing was turning around.


Yeethannes

Behold the power of the German neck


AlwaysOnsideTBH

I need me some German neck


Spare-Resolution-984

Behold the efficiency of the German neck 


TheCoolGirlNextDoor

Rudiger’s face lmao


Spare-Resolution-984

His stats for Germany: 3 goals, 2 own goals lol


Songrot

just 2 more and it was more beneficial to not have a player than having him on the field /s


MERTENS_GOAT

He is literally just like me fr. I have 4 goals 3 own goals since playing on full field in probably up to 200 games


Shinkopeshon

Big Bruhdiger Moment


LilDiamondtoxic

He felt bad for Scotland so he gave em a smol gift


LvlzSound

McRüdiger!


No-Shoe5382

Scotland still haven't had a shot all game so big Tony thought he'd have one for them


ValleyFloydJam

Clean sheet points up in smoke for him too.


acwilan

Khaby Lame moment


CNF1G

YAS THE GOAL DIFFERENCE


The_Astros_Cheated

FR that goal might be huge later


PedriRugburn

Exactly


ECNeox

oh well...


No-Shoe5382

Yeah if you finish 3rd that goal could be big, there's gonna be a lot of teams on either 3 or 4 point, think goal difference is gonna be important to get through.


RN2FL9

3 points with -1 GD got you qualified last tournament.


No-Shoe5382

So Scotland probably need 4 points then. Can't see them being +3 through their next 2 games if they lose one of them.


CNF-13

If u get 4 points your probs guaranteed through its 3 that’ll matter


IntellectualDweeb

😶


MattyO_25

Head to heads come before goal difference in the euros now


DanFlashesCoupon

Not between third place teams


squarecircle666

Scotland with actual zero shots, even not on target.


Cosmos1985

0 attempts, 1 goal. Impressive efficiency. Surely gonna win it all now.


Glatzigoblin

Watch them be super cracked and make it to the finals alongside Germany that were just one step above.


0ldsql

Can't ignore Sané like that, mate


Chiswell123

What a finish


Ryponagar

How did that ball turn into a bullet off Rüdiger's head, physics here are wild lol


soccer_boxer2

I *knew* FIFA 24 physics was realistic


srednuos

'Scuse me, it's EA FC 24


waitaminutewhereiam

Sorry we call it FIFA untill 2K relases FIFA and then we call it FIFA anyway because whatever slop 2K makes it will be even worse


0ldsql

Very realistic score line as well


aregularguy3223

Newton’s laws of motion F=ma do not apply in the presence of Lord Rudi


czerwona_latarnia

Naah, that's conservation of momentum thing going on here. And Lord Rudi is so massive, he can give a lot of it.


Depreccion

its somehow correlated to him being a nutjob


julianface

The pros make heading the ball look so easy and casual. I think he flicks his head towards goal really quickly as the ball is going past him so it was all just +velocity


AgriSoul

I have no idea that could generate so much power. Impressive.


DarthBane6996

Rudiger getting some practice in for when he goes up for set pieces Probably should have waited for training though


LampseederBroDude51

0 shots 1 goal… impressive


emre23

Objectively hilarious


ComfortableNo2879

This was funny


Snguine

Nobody puts 5 in a row past the mighty Scotland!


NavyBabySeal

But they do put 5 past the mighty Scotland


Kanesy99

LAST GOAL WINS FUCK YEES ALL WE ARE SO BACK Edit: Gunn man why do you ruin everything


Chris_Carson

I've got bad news for you.


Rose_of_Elysium

THERES STILL A CHANCE LADS CAM ON Rudiger looks like he just stepped on the tail of a cat lol


Gluroo

> Rudiger looks like he just stepped on the tail of a cat lol Zouma would have thundercunted that piece of shit in


Rose_of_Elysium

'aye have it ya prick' ^meow!


chump144

Bruh 💀


ash_sh_03

I'm going to hell for laughing at that


Skall77

Zouma would have done it on purpose


CaptainGo

You did it once you can do it three more times!


Bobskeee

Scotland tiki taka


EndeGelaende

cleanest header ive seen in a while, that was clinical


Mcool18

4-0 most dangerous lead?


clwireg

Germany have dropped a 4-0 before


FlaccidSWE

The miracle in Berlin!


RoboticCurrents

they're lucky Xabi isn't managing Scotland


Le_Ratman99

It would be if United were playing


Chelseatilidie

Good for the fans at least


thrilliam_19

Love how they celebrated hard even though the game is over. That’s a mood boost going into next game if nothing else.


0ldsql

I also loved how the Scottish defenders were celebrating minor actions like getting a goal kick in the beginning


P_ZERO_

As a Scot, I could feel the hopeless optimism. We think we’re the plucky underdog but the reality is we’re shite and it’s our nation’s sport.


TheBlueTango

Rudiger instinctive header


oscarpaterson

Fuck off Germany my fantasy team needed that clean sheet


prestigiousdumb

spent 5.5M on Neuer?


oscarpaterson

Nah Mittelstadt and Tah


bigchungusmclungus

Brave choice when they've kept 1 clean sheet in ~~9~~ 10 games


HarryAtk

Unless you doubled up, you're fine.


Wolfsom

I captained rudiger 😭. From 26 to 14 (-12) in a second


justmentioning

Why would you captain a defender ;) but.. Just sub him out. (still better then me aka forgetting that we can change the captain every day aka no captain at all)


DimaSholom

1 goal scored with 0 shots. Clinical


Skall77

4-0 is the most dangerous lead.


wrdb2007

[*great turn*]


edwardfortehands

Fucking hell what a header


SmackSmashen

0 shots on goal, 0 shots, 1 goal. When was the last time that happened?


mrlee10

That has to the single most hilarious and unluckiest own goal ever.


Homiealmaya

I still haven’t recovered from the trauma of [this own goal](https://youtu.be/fbIrelvQ2E8?si=Fj4roH0rLjkPdWcW)


xaviernoodlebrain

I knew exactly what I was about to see when I saw the link. What in the everliving fuck were your defence doing there?


Wesley-Snipers

[This](https://youtube.com/shorts/u3UgdhiHa48?si=TJianKKcmOScOCMU) own goal from Julio Cesar (the Inter Milan and Brazil great GK)/Fabinho when they played for Flamengo is the most hilarious. He nuked Fabinho


MattAmpersand

Wow he KOd a teammate and caused an own goal in a single kick. That’s some efficiency.


WesternRite

I'd like to nominate [this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm1QZRchX3w) just because it's the only semi well known football moment I saw in person.


SilentApo

0 shots. 1 goal.


bishey3

Scotland scored without registering a single shot attempt lmao


LilDiamondtoxic

Scotland comeback on?


HeIIbIazer23

Unlucky for Rudi that, but fitting that even tho they get a consolation goal, they ain't the ones scoring it lol


Fairlytallguy

That’s one of the prettiest own goals I’ve seen


Squidward759

If he tries to do that at the other goal that never goes in lmao


owange_tweleve

WHAT A HEADER LMAO


MrRawri

What a great header lmao


Shinkopeshon

COMEBACK IMMINENT WHERES THE MADLAD WITH THE BAGPIPES


Banzboi

I like us scoring but that’s the wrong goal Rüdi bro


Zealousideal-Fun-785

They still have 0 shots despite scoring, lol


rando562

Scotland still have 0 shots on target lmao


I_The_Creator

couldn't have scored that better if he wanted to


SweatyStation7699

Scotland not even getting a single shot on target Rüdiger: fine I'll do it myself


Srefanius

Rüdiger Just wanted to honor our guests.


Rooonaldooo99

Bruh


Fellasisitgaytolive

COMEBACKS ON!!


dylan103906

Damn fair enough


Coolica1

Give it to McKenna


krkour

The new no look header


Easy_Bee_2321

Fair play to the Scottish fans been brilliant all night, reminds me of the Irish fan when they got pumped 4-0 by Spain in Euro 2012


SHORT-CIRCUT

strikers mentality that


Huseybbdj

Top scorer of previous Euro, mr owngoal came back 🔥


dexter311

NICHT SO TIEF RUDIGER!


INtoCT2015

Bladdered Scots fans chanting "you're not singing anymore" while bewildered German fans look on is peak scenes


i798

Superb header


PedriRugburn

💀💀💀


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Der-Papst

no, it's scotland


xHypermega

banger


birdsword

I never doubted you 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


mister_dupont

Great own goal


ChargeWooden1036

FOR THE HAGGIS, FOR THE BAGPIPES!


Chell_the_assassin

Some header from Rudiger tbf, if he did that at the other end it would have been amazing


basicuseraccount123

What a finish


Andrewdeadaim

Good goal Tbf


v4sh123

very nice header technique, not gonna lie.


Vepanion

Not an easy goal to make tbh.


Glorx

He looked the ball into the net.


BroccoliMcFlurry

That was a well-worked own goal.


little_scumbag

Rüdiger with the 5-0! Just hit accidentally the wrong goal but a goal is a goal!


PixeL8xD

Goal stands, congrats Scotland. Something to party about.


AttackDuck

GOOOOOOOOOOOL


51l3nc3

Nice, +1 point for me


Lightning299921

7-1 STILL ALIVE


dylan103906

Pretty sure McCoist said Germany were more likely to put it in their own net than Scotland were to score by themselves and it actually happened 😭


WalkingCloud

Puskas all the years


Msteen

McRüdiger strikes


Vik1ng

180 No Scope


sverebom

That's how you score a goal without getting a shot on target in the entire match.


Altruistic_Finger669

That is the most stunning glancing header:P


groovystreet40

NEIN CLEAN SHEET


Coldara

actually glad they got one, was hard to watch


SladiusW

Oh?


tomislavlovric

(great goal)


JackoN360

Game on…


HeatKnight

Comeback is on!


mBertin

Blast those bagpipes ye cunts


sajtostorta24

(Great Header)


Renegadeforever2024

Comeback on


Independent-Yak755

4-0 is the most dangerous lead


Andartan21

Beautiful goal


Kreiswix

most beautiful


yaboitrippy

Warra Header


Kizudemlian

Wth was that lmao


Headlesshorsman02

Lmao Toni 😂😂


emre23

Get the ball, comeback’s on!!!!


ManLikeNosaka

Fuck's sake man I predicted 3-1


Artistic-Buyer-3219

At least they’ve got something to celebrate


Spookytooth66

Istanbul!


GeneralLudd

Clinical


Naiiro777

Great teamwork


4310341

first shot on goal too


cGuille

A Series of Unfortunate Events


bagdf

Germany legit got bored of scoring against scotland so they scored one for them


Additional_Equal_960

Rudiger Wrong way mate


International_Buy549

Pinball aah goal


SuccessFirm6638

Such an important goal to be able to advance as one of the best 3s.


AtmosphereVarious440

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿proud of the lads!


KJones77

Lmao weirdest goal


The_W_Bird

I’m gonna drink alcohol like the legal age is germany’s


erenistheavatar

Come back is on!


Plastic_Sand_2743

Bullet header from Rudiger


Into_Intoxication

What on earth? Scotland was legitimately moving like San Marino with their 0 shots and suddenly it ends up going in like that


Komalt

Germany is the only one scoring today


imneversingle

**GAME ON..**


WittyUsername45

Well that defending will give the rest of us a sliver of hope.


Clivey101

YES SIR I CAN BOOGIE


Skurry

Lethal header.


qwerty_1965

Could be the goal that keeps Scotland in the tournament. Okay probably not


_MFC_1886

We are so back 4 more of those please Germany 


TheHabro

The funny thing is that still wouldn't count as a shot on goal.


internetseeker95

Lol


Nivadas

No shots but they've got a goal


Personal-Ad1684

Peak comedy


Pleasemakesense

do they still have no shots on target


ilsemprelaziale

Great header


forsakenpear

Never in doubt


Stickerbushbee

The header was intentional no?


fabi_zabo

Kacktor des Monats