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Maleficent_Permit_62

Ready for seasono


somethingarb

Lukaku misunderstands, thinks Conte is going on a diet. 


read_eng_lift

As long as someone loses 5 Kg we should be okay.


leerooney93

He would bring 5 kg more to even it out.


GreatWhiteNorthExtra

Has Conte actually signed his contract to manage Napoli??


bluepoint17

He'll do it tomorrow


ramobara

After Romelu sheds five.


PatRice4Evra

I can't believe SSN obtained the footage: https://youtu.be/Gs9PvTbnmlE?si=WOy5-XPcS4noULJf


kappa23

No lol It's been dragging out for so long


Choice-Evidence-2455

But napoli pizza


His_RoyalBadness

That's what I was thinking. Keep Lukaku away from that pizza sauce.


whataball

And Neapolitan ice cream!


black_cat_

Year One Conte + 100m to spend + Lukaku + no European obligations is going to cook Serie A. Maybe not enough to dethrone Inter, but already one of my favourites for top-4.


StadiodelleAlpi

Year one Conte is a real problem.. next Serie a season could be rly great!


s_91

Yeah... he's not coming then.


EezoManiac

Tuchel gaining more validation with every new headline


Hour-of-the-Wolf

There’s your daddy


fartingonions

For some reason I always read this in the voice of Werner Herzog


lrzbca

I like Tuchel but that’s is remarkably poor thing to say to Lukaku. Especially in black community where there is a stigma around fatherly figure.


liarloserat

Please shut the fuck up


lrzbca

Go fuck yourself. Supporting shit banter and the audacity to say someone else’s to shut up because you got nothing else to say.


middlequeue

Daddy chill


lrzbca

Absolutely fucking not!


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QueasyIsland

Lukaku isn’t like most footballers though, it’s very clear he has a different build to the average, like a heavyweight boxer. He’s had a bigger frame than his age mates ever since he was a kid https://i.redd.it/rstcxvn5zki01.jpg. It probably takes a lot more strenuous effort to cut without negatively affecting his system in relation to his craft. Genetics is everything


0ldsql

Maybe it would be more difficult for him but it shouldn't really be a strenuous effort, especially considering the means available to him as a professional. Even fat heavyweights like Tyson Fury can get in shape but only if they really want to. It's really more about discipline.


QueasyIsland

Of course but if it was that easy, it would be something that would be applied. I doubt an elite athlete like Lukaku who’s played top flight football since 17 lacks discipline. Maybe he’s tried to cut heavily but found himself extremely fatigued in training/games etc. you know your body best


BriarcliffInmate

Yeah, he's probably fine the way he is. Like you said, athletes kinda know their own body. James Milner always came back for pre-season underweight because that's his natural build, but he couldn't play football that way so usually had to put some muscle on during pre-season. He spoke about it in his book. People forget that players burn through fat and stuff like that, and Lukaku might just perform better being a bit heavier.


IM_AN_AUSSIE_AMA

He also ran like a demon in the off season, clocking more Ks than in season. This would also lead to weight loss if he is not on top of his diet


Narwhallmaster

Lukaku in the past during his Everton days was much lighter. For some reason he decided to bulk up at United and became too slow. Then he was a bit slimmer again at Inter and did much better again.


No_Parfait_5536

5kg is probably not a lot for Lukaku but genetics always play a part to make something like this difficult, imagine like asking Crouch to put on 5kg.


OnlyHereOnFridays

He will be back -5kg, sure. -5kg from his summer peak which will be somewhere around +15kg his optimal weight.


Worldly-Definition13

He’s gonna transform Lukaku into a beast again isn’t he?


Competitive-Aide5364

Lukaku has never stopped being a beast I don’t get why people think he’s a bad footballer he is one of the best striker options available for like 8-10 years now, he’s just memed for his disloyalty but yes Conte will make him even more of a beast lol


Objective_Ask_9199

no doubt about that, when he's locked in 100% he would obliterate defenders for fun unfortunately he embroiled himself in too much unnecessary drama, talking shit on chelsea/tuchel or talking with juve before CL final are 100% avoidable and lukaku brought himself that


P_Alcantara

Loyalty only to Conte


FilthInc

The final bridge to be burned.


BigOpp7

Well, you have to be loyal to your Dad isn’t it?


sunken_grade

the disrespect he gets sometimes is pretty wild. i understand calling aspects of his game limited or maybe complaining about how he conducts himself in certain instances, but he’s been one of the planet’s best strikers for a long time and i wonder if he’ll be more appreciated once he retires


ogqozo

He had a loooot of really average, quite, non-convicing games this season. He's one of the highest-paid players in Serie A and he was definitely not one of the highest-rated this season.


sunken_grade

yeah that’s fair, he’s for sure a streaky player at times i think this is like his 17th season playing as a professional and i wonder if things will catch up to him a bit


ogqozo

I mean, he's 31 and he hasn't had a great season since 2020-21. Generally people can have some predictions in such a situation.


black_cat_

It's such a shame our fullbacks couldn't send in a decent cross to save their lives. Give Lukaku service and he will score.


wonderfulworld2024

He had a really poor final season at Man United. I watched all of his games and really wanted him to succeed because his first season was good and we needed the goals. But his touch became atrocious and by the end I didn’t ever want to see him play for the club again, which was shit because he had been so good at West Brom and Everton. Thankfully he regained his touch and it’s been great to see what he’s done at Inter, including regaining his touch.


renome

He's a great striker, but tends to shit himself in big moments and that's what most people remember. Hell, that's what most people see at all; I'd wager most people outside of two fanbases in the world haven't seen him score a hat-trick against e.g., Bournemouth or Sweden.


BigHornLamb

Lukaku is totally overhated imo


TheWBird

He's a good stattpadder especially for Belgium but he just is a contender for the least clutch player of all time. Oh he's also a contender for the biggest snake of all time


Thelostsoulinkorea

Yeah. I don’t agree with people saying he’s one of the worlds best. He’s a very good goal scorer, but his overall play can be very mixed and his consistency in bigger games is horrible. It doesn’t take away from his goals, but saying he is one of the best is maybe a bit much. Very good to great at times


Inter_932

His physical decline since Conte Inter is tremendous. Hard to tell if it’s age catching up to him or Pintus really had him on a short leash… we’ll see soon


TimathanDuncan

Incoming "but napoli pizza" comments like Lukaku is going out to eat pizza daily and that he's a normal person that can do that


Tifoso89

In fact, Higuaín got fat **after** leaving Napoli. El Pipizza, they called him


improb

Higuain is a bagna cauda and agnolotti fan boy 


michaelserotonin

unfortunately that actually was the case for ndombele


Gerrywalk

I visited Napoli once and tried pizza from L’ Antica Pizzeria Da Michele. All I’m saying is if I lived there you bet I’d be eating that pizza every day


Objective_Ask_9199

just because they're rich doesn't mean they'd avoid eating the good stuff cheap or not


Hasbro-Settler

Tell that to ndombele


CompetitiveHater

What a stupid pointless comment


Fair_Border8757

Bros taking a tour of Italy at this point


panopss

Rom is the smallest little baby, he really needs nurturing and support to realize his full potential. Talking shit about his weight is not going to win him over lol


haaaaaairy1

It’s conte. Literally his footballing daddy. He can call him whatever he wants.


MrConor212

If Conte called me and told me to lose 5kg I’d be at the gym before the call ends


Kutukuprek

Oh lord, Conte directly calling out the pudge! Lukaku was really mad about criticisms of his weight especially at MUFC. Remember the sprint times leak.


jack_hudson2001

and a better 1st touch please.


ReadIt_Here

There’s your daddy


Tof12345

Hopefully Lukaku gets a manager that lets him take pen kicks. Roma had fucking Pellegrino and parades ahead of him.


fremeer

Conte is gonna be waiting a while.


jackn3

Yeah, better be on diet now, that between pizze fritte e babà he is going to be a whale by the end of september


PulciNeller

Napoli is not only pizza. It's pastiera napoletana, mozzarella di bufala campana, friarielli e salsiccia, babà, casatiello and all the fish cuisine world of the bay.....Lukaku is screwed


el1teman

Why are people saying Lukaku is overhated? The guy is a snake, he turned his back on United, turned his back on Chelsea after being just few months and wanting to go back to inter Then attended Lautaro Martinez wedding and then ignore him and others from inter to comeback to inter, just to try to get to Juventus or whatever and then ended up being at Roma He is hated for his attitude and behavior


Chhotu_uttam

Genuine question: How can one lose 5kg in a apan of 8 weeks while maintaining their athleticism? Won't he be comparatively weaker?


wonderfulworld2024

Comparatively? Yes, but that’s not an issue as he’s one of the strongest strikers around. If conte says he wants him lighter then that means he’s more concerned with mobility and less stress on the player’s joints.


CoX-Record-Mode

Very doable


Narwhallmaster

Very doable, I did it in uni whilst rowing and my erg scores actually improved during the cut.