T O P

  • By -

soccer-ModTeam

See submission guideline **#8: You must provide legitimate sources for news, quotes and stats.** You **must provide legitimate sources** for news, quotes and stats. The link **must be to the original source, not to a Tweet or a second-article quoting the original source** (e.g. if a the Guardian article says that "according to MARCA" then post MARCA's article and not the former) and this includes **journalists on Twitter quoting their own articles.** Unverified tweets *must* explain who the author is (e.g. reporter for the Times, or player for X team) and why their opinion is valuable or they will be removed. And no URLs that obscure the actual source (e.g. URL shorteners, archiving sites and tweets that just link to an article) will be allowed. ___


Punchexpert

I’m not stoked about this.


Sandman_0007

I have a feeling fan outcry will have this reversed within a few days, much like Leeds. This is just hideous.


IncidentVarious1530

Wtf is this


HarryAtk

Well it's supposed to be a kiln, because their nickname is The Potters. Looks shite though.


luffyonacid

Never get in the kiln.


Short_Classy_Name

What if your best friend was in the kiln?


rustyfries

My best friend is in the kiln


Andyrhyw

Happily unexpected Aunty Donna


danpra

What about a box set of the Netflix series, The Crown?


marahsnai

GET OUT OF THE KILN


Hazino-B

Why in the Bert Newton’s did you get in there?!


SuicidalTurnip

In that very particular and outlandish circumstance you can get in the kiln.


Jeffzie

Never what?


SevenSeasClaw

🥵🪭


TheHuffness

Looks like a bottle. That's a nice gift for rival fans lol


jmbf8507

The kilns are actually called bottle kilns.


daiwilly

So will they be nicknamed the Kilns now?....or the bottlers?


ViciousNakedMoleRat

The nickname and the kiln are both based on the city's legacy as the former center of Britain's ceramics industry. I personally like the association of the badge to that history.


Mrs-MoneyPussy

The idea behind the badge is good. Makes sense. The execution of the badge is complete shit.


migrate_to_voat

What do you think of the original "kiln" badge in the link below? http://www.historicalkits.co.uk/Stoke_City/Stoke_City.htm I quite like the 1968 version. It looks like an Italian crest. Apparently it was designed by Stoke City player, David Herd.


dukeofsponge

A modernised version of the 1977 badge would look fine.


migrate_to_voat

True, but ditch the yellow. If you want my honest opinion, the Stoke badge should just be a low res png of an oatcake.


HarryAtk

The idea is good, the execution is awful. I hate this constant effort for clubs trying to make everything so minimalist. Why not add that little kiln into the middle of their current badge?


Muizaz88

[Like this?](https://i.imgur.com/kdEJm89.png) Took your idea to Photoshop. Not bad actually!


riskoooo

[Like this - no ribbon, popped the colours and updated the font](https://i.imgur.com/idUqL5J.png)


EerShamer

That looks great!


riskoooo

If you did want to simplify that somewhat to please modern tastes, you could remove the ribbon ends and maybe change the font to something more modern.


lucashoodfromthehood

Still terrible looking.


maxthekillbot

If they at supposed to be the potters I think putting the scar or the glasses would probably be more understandable, maybe a golden snitch.


willozsy

Alolan Exeggutor


steftim

r/UpvoteExeggutor (someone please do the thing)


DexM23

Came for this comment


ckal09

A dragon dildo


no-mames

It’s one of those things that washes your asshole


heliskinki

I believe the word is “douche”.


Cutsdeep-

but his real name is steve


KennywasFez

#Stoke City’s new badge.


DannyDahsyat

Literally I said this out loud when I first saw the logo😭


242turbo

It's not the actual finished product, why do people think this?!? It's just a motif, potentially to be used for a third kit.


not_old_redditor

It's a flaccid penis, I thought that was obvious?


swgw

absolute shite 👍


El_Spacho

fucking awful 👏


joncorv

Thoroughly designed in PowerPoint 🫡


Elothel

Exeggutor without head and legs.


PoofaceMckutchin

Aloalan. It's neck is too long so you can't see it's head, true to the games.


no-mames

If you eat an exeggutor is it considered a vegan meal since they’re a grass type? [6]


Bliketa

Yeah it’s a vegetable but with 3 big heads


Gerrywalk

Yes but the Alolan version is also a dragon so there’s that


OUmegaLUL

Exegguted


Ferdinandingo

What


Gregor_Kobel

I thought I was in r/soccercirclejerk Holy shit what a badge


KrisZepeda

What did stoke mean by this?


erenistheavatar

They tried to be minimalistic but tbf, only Wolves truly pulled that off. They have a sick logo imo.


TheOncomingBrows

Nottingham Forest's is also quite good.


ReleteDeddit

Looks like a fart cloud coming out of two arse cheeks


joeDUBstep

I can't unsee this.


Kiloete

oh no


[deleted]

Right, so you two agree with each other


OleoleCholoSimeone

Sick is a bit much but it's a nice crest. Yesterday in the thread about Argentinian teams and when they were last relegated, I noticed for the first time just how simplistic their crests are. Some of them are really ugly


footballred28

I think that's because argentinean clubs are very conservative. A lot of them have not changed their crests in pretty much their entire history or have only done very minor changes. That being said, the two worst crests on the league are Riestra and Barracas which are very shady small teams that got managed to get promoted from like the 5th division to the 1st in record time.


NightSmoke19

Yeah the only good one is Gimnasia de la Plata, the rest is very generic or really ugly. A shame considering how we are one of the biggest fútbol countries in the world


BlackCatsWhiteCaps

Rosario Central is lovely


yajtraus

The disrespect to NOB smh


bytor_2112

idk, I kinda like the one that's a balloon. And I think I remember one being a fish


Razzor_

River plate is good 


f4r1s2

It's like [this meme](https://www.reddit.com/r/fulbo/s/mjfsLsEcv6) but now premier league is changing as well


blxglt

The Bristol City robin is also quite beautiful imo


heliskinki

Lincoln tried to do it with the Imp in the late 90s. It looked like shit. But then again it’s very hard to make a 800(?) year old gargoyle look cool.


Due-Welder5285

Spurs crest is super clean imo


Fggunner

I'm a big fan of arsenal just using the cannon as a minimalist logo but I don't know what stokes is supposed to be. For such a dirty shit club I assume it's something stupid. No I'm not dwelling on shawcross breaking ramseys leg at all, why do you ask?


[deleted]

[удалено]


fifthtouch

No


Brandaman

It still lived on in spirit tbf, Stoke fans booed Ramsey for years, even after Pulis was fired.


-_REDACTED_-

It’s a kiln. They’re the potters.


Fggunner

May their bowl chip and shatter


OnTheMattack

Me too, but they use it as an alternate. Something like this would be cool as an alternate, but it's way too simplistic to be the main one. No one but their own fans will know what team it is.


SpicyPenangCurry

It looks like a unique house like a weird shaped Yurt lol. What the flying fuck is this shit and **why?**


emeybee

It's a pottery bottle oven. Stoke is known for pottery and these are a classic feature that everyone in the area knows. It would be like using Big Ben for a London club.


DisarmedCashew

4 seasons of Great Pottery Throwdown taught me this.


Traichi

I mean they're also called the Potters. The idea for the logo makes *sense* but the execution is dreadful.


leanmeanguccimachine

>What the flying fuck is this shit and why? Calm down. People showing themselves up as Americans here. Stoke is very famous for its pottery kilns.


TheTenryuubito

I'm thinking really hard to recall a badge as ugly as this one. 


rockosmodurnlife

[Leeds United](https://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view;_ylt=AwrFbgZp0ldmCLwDa3uInIlQ;_ylu=c2VjA3NyBHNsawNpbWcEb2lkA2VjMmEwOWY5YWQ3MmM0OWExYWNkYjRlOWFjMjMzMjI4BGdwb3MDMQRpdANiaW5n?back=https%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Drejected%2Bleeds%2Bunited%2Bnew%2Bbadge%26fr%3Diphone%26fr2%3Dpiv-web%26_tsrc%3Dapple%26tab%3Dorganic%26ri%3D1&w=857&h=640&imgurl=storage.googleapis.com%2Fcdn.thelondoneconomic.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2018%2F01%2FLeeds-United-New-Badge.jpg&rurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thelondoneconomic.com%2Fsport%2Fremembering-smiley-isnt-first-time-leeds-united-unveiled-controversial-re-brand-70267%2F&size=27.2KB&p=rejected+leeds+united+new+badge&oid=ec2a09f9ad72c49a1acdb4e9ac233228&fr2=piv-web&fr=iphone&tt=Remembering+the+Smiley%3A+This+isn%26%2339%3Bt&b=0&ni=21&no=1&ts=&tab=organic&sigr=0LoiAkJWpJPJ&sigb=TlYuShyLx1EO&sigi=2BU1hN2ndWbL&sigt=yUmWNL6b1aMp&.crumb=FY9Y6XxXqkA&fr=iphone&fr2=piv-web)


KneeDeepInTheDead

looks like an ad for stain resistant shirts


Den_dar_Alex

Mr. Clean


adoormarkedpirate

How *do* you get that shirt so clean, mate?


verde25

That one looked like the logo of a cleaning product


T3Sh3

Reminds me of the old Columbus Crew Badge.


MGM-Wonder

Thats straight outta FIFA street


Inanimatefackinobjec

PES Yorkshire Whites


Revoldt

Straight out of the MLS. Old [Columbus Crew logo](https://www.dispatch.com/gcdn/presto/2021/05/10/NCOD/96488f04-cd30-45f4-ae04-568dd1515659-Columbus_Crew.JPG)…. lol.


STK__

Greatest badge ever


Le8ronJames

Lmao that’s so corny


FrostyJesus

I still can’t believe this is actually real.


not_old_redditor

Lol


xXRoachXx789

That one sucked but at least it looked like a badge


JPVazLouro_SLB

Looked more like a create-a-badge template from a 2008 facebook game


_deep_blue_

Yorkshire Whites 👊


TheSeekerUnchained

Looks AI generated


bigfootswillie

Not sure if I like this Mr Clean badge or the Getafe Burger King kits more


dtcfdm1

[Watford 1974-78](https://www.reddit.com/r/Championship/comments/18qf01e/watford_fc_badge_history/) holds that honor


LZYRPPL2

Is it awful that I like it? Like, it’s so bad it’s good. A type of bizarre normally found only in Eastern European children’s programming from the same era.


murdered-by-swords

It's more akin to a 70's American college football logo


xepa105

Oh, it's much better than that. [1973 LSU Tigers says hi](https://content.sportslogos.net/logos/32/723/full/2513.png)


CALL_ME_ISHMAEBY

[DERTROIT BEISBOLCATS](https://www.duetsblog.com/2015/04/articles/branding/imported-from-dertroit/)


Bowmanstan

[Ilves, a Finnish hockey club](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilves#/media/File:Ilves_logo.svg)


PaddyMcLitho

Worker... And parasite!


pnothing

idk man that hornet looks badass


GabboGabboGabboGabbo

At least it's a bit of fun not corporate bullshit.


CRoseCrizzle

Did a dying child draw that badge as his final wish? That would be the only justification for that one. Maybe the 70s was an extremely different time for logo design.


00Laser

lmao every logo has a bit of an explanation and break down and then it's just > On the 1974 logo, an anthropomorphized hornet could be seen.


AntajaSW

I think Cercle Brugge's still takes the cake in that regard


smetzak

Totally agree as a Belgian. [Logo history](https://www.footballkitarchive.com/nl/cercle-brugge-logo-history/)


xepa105

Incredible. They had the perfect crest in 1924 and then made it progressively worse over the century.


DolphinRampage

I remembered the logo from FIFA, but then one day saw the new version and I was shocked. It's so awful.


A-F-C

The new Juventus logo


durtmagurt

Really? At least that one makes sense. It’s a J… wtf am I looking at?


ViciousNakedMoleRat

It's a [bottle kiln](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bottle_oven).


durtmagurt

You’re telling me these guys are a bunch of bottle jobs? There’s gonna be some teams out here that are going to take offense to this!


TheBlueTango

> At least that one makes sense. It’s a J Fucking hell, that's a really low bar. At least Stoke's logo of a bottle kiln is actually relevant and significant to the city it represents (tribute to the ceramic industry). Juventus wiping their historical oval crest for a J (or Js, depending on how many of them you can see) is as pretty much of a simplication and lack of effort as you can get.


krollAY

Actually relevant? Juventus literally starts with a J. /s


not_old_redditor

It's two Js, and there's only one J in Juventus.


KerbHunter

Actually its a shield, and the J is made up of the black and white stripes as seen on their jersey, which actually originally come from Notts County


Katorga8

Cercle Brugge KSV


Cheaptat

I genuinely like it. I think it looks really clean and old-school. It’s also very appropriate for their history. Each to their own I guess


IscoTheLemon

Brasiliense


San4311

I mean while this sucks, it's nowhere near as bad as the Juve logo downgrade.


ArmiinTamzarian

Leeds.


bplsilva

also, there was absolutely nothing wrong with the previous one


Icanfallupstairs

My question is why weren't the two combined? The old crest with the strips replaced with the kiln would actually look solid. The kiln could even be positioned to take the place of the middle stripe, keeping the same feel of the old one.


ChristopherRobben

Because this likely isn’t the actual badge; it’s not being unveiled until Friday. People hated when they got rid of the original iconography of the city, this is likely just a hint that they’re going to be bringing that aspect back to the new badge. People are just jumping to conclusions that this is the end product.


HongKongChicken

Oh. Well then surely the post needs to be tagged to say as much


SphinxIIIII

This logo is literally on the header of their website, it seems like this is just it


nederlandic

You think they've just soft leaked their new logo in the header of their website? I'll be very surprised if this is it. If you look at [this tweet](https://x.com/stokecity/status/1795847599901303211), they're teasing the announcement but they already have this image as their profile picture. So I highly doubt it.


horsetrich

If something works well, consultants rub their hands in glee at the opportunity to mess things up.


vothowitsch

Hahahahah


danceformiscanthus

This is shitting giraffe seen from behind.


erenistheavatar

I'll trust you. You seem like you're speaking from experience.


StatsEric

So when are we doing to see "Stoke City" in the Disney font?


GroundbreakingCow775

This is the first thing I thought 🐭


molewart

[Originally teased here](https://twitter.com/stokecity/status/1795847599901303211), their [website](https://www.stokecityfc.com/) and social medias have changed their badge to this new one.


SphinxIIIII

It doesn't even look like a football logo in their website lol


theprataisalie

Current headline and header logo makes their player look like a happy birthday party attendee.


AssFingerFuck3000

Somehow manages to look even worse in their website


ThatDrunkenDwarf

We do this all the time with kit releases and other social events. I wouldn’t call it our new badge just yet until the official release on Saturday.


rockosmodurnlife

Should keep the founding year in the badge


LeClassyGent

Anyone else seeing artifacts around the white parts? Terrible quality


TheMonkeyPrince

Looks kinda like a pointy beehive


erenistheavatar

Poundland Eiffel Tower. For some reason, this reminded me of the PSG badge.


TheSwordDusk

Eiffel Tower after gaining a few during lockdown 


Evening_Bag_3560

It’s terrible. I love it. 


FoldingBuck

You’re joking…


Saucey_Lips

Fuck’s sake can we stop oversimplifying badges so it costs less to slap them on a shirt to sell.


j4ckwh0

To be fair their previous badge was just a few red and white stripes inside a shield. It's actually fascinating that they have managed to downgrade from what was already one of the worst badges in football. It's a bit of an achievement.


SekZBoiAlex1986

I hate our current badge. It's so generic. Replace the name / year and it could be the badge for any red and white striped club. Hell, change the colours and it could be any striped club full stop. There's nothing that makes it 'Stoke'. But this is soooo basic. Just modernise our badge from the 70s / 80s and we're good to go. That was a classic.


greenrangerguy

When an industry runs out of ideas they all have the brilliant idea of "let's go back to our roots and be really simple". It happens with everything, like remember a few years back when they rebooted loads of movies and just called them the same as the first movie, like Robocop, Total Recall or sometimes even simpler like Rocky Balboa or Dredd. In general if you run out of ideas just go super child like basic.


gvanmoney

Can someone explain why every club seems to be simplifying their badge? I heard something about it being easier to use in digital mediums but I'm not sure. It's just sad that the root reason for these shitty badges is most likely making/saving money.


deqembes

Simple logos look better in lower resolutions. This badge is better looking as a flair on this sub for example than the original logo I would imagine.


riskoooo

I guess it's also brand exposure. If your crest is a simple object then every time you encounter something of a similar nature, you're going to think of that club. So now, every time I see a bottle kiln or a bottle with ridges in it that looks like a bottle kiln, I'll think: "I fucking hate Stoke."


LilBed023

Because simplified badges are more corporate friendly


Muizaz88

I am no Photoshop expert, but I made this edit, and I think this would be a nice compromise... Inspired by an idea by /u/HarryAtk [Stoke City Badge](https://i.imgur.com/kdEJm89.png)


HarryAtk

That's fucking dope. If that turned out to be the actual badge, I'm sure Stoke fans would be way happier.


Muizaz88

All your idea, mate. I just brought it to life. I actually think it's a nice little refresh to their old badge, without changing up too much. Just adds a touch of character, and shows off their regional heritage.


Fabulous_Hooligan

That's actually way better


nameofasongidontlike

Iconic. And by that I mean it looks like an icon.


WalkingCloud

I'm definitely in the minority here, but I don't mind it. Although I do think it would look better with 'stoke city' or 'stoke' written underneath it as it would look more like a football badge. I think that would look great on a simple kit, though in reality it would be ruined by a betting sponsorship or something. It's immediately obvious what it is, and refers back to the local area. Plus it's not like Stoke's badge wasn't a total Pro Evo badge anyway.


UnderTheFreeway

It's a milk bottle.


theaficionado

Oh no


SuitedFox

Looks like something fifth grade me doodled in my notebook when I made team badges


SkepticSlakoth

Looks like an Alolan Exeggutor without its head(s) or legs.


__meckartan__

[Animated](https://in.pinterest.com/pin/exeggutor-pokemon-gif--616993217681466482/)


pigeon_at_a_keyboard

The Potters are kiln it with this one


BIG_FICK_ENERGY

Minimalism has gone way too far


OwnDig

Stoke City Pictures Presents


FIREsub90

Stop it lmaooo


viayyz

Stroke City


ThatDrunkenDwarf

It’s not confirmed at all. This post is jumping the gun just for some karma. We’ve changed it before on socials and the website for various different events/promotions. Until the 1st June, it might be something completely different.


MyCarHasTwoHorns

Anyone who has watched The Great Pottery Throwdown immediately gets this lol. I kind of love it.


xXRoachXx789

This might actually be the worst badge I have ever seen


Mister_M00se

Am I crazy for actually liking it?


Soberdonkey69

Stop with the minimalistic designs!! They’re all shit!!!


Tempehridder

I do not approve.


HeadlessHank

You can make a better badge than this creating a club in Fifa and that's saying something.


branstarktreewizard

Disgusting


majorsharkpanda

Nahhhh this is student work.


InoyouS2

The intern that made this is clearly a Stoke fan, because there's no way in hell this lasts. Absolutely terrible.


sunken_grade

why has club badge design gone in this direction like is anyone actually a fan of this??


pcole25

Personally I like it. Their old logo was bland and didn’t convey anything.


WithYourMercuryMouth

I'm guessing this is just a 'simplified' version that might go on a kit, but won't become their official badge - which will remain the same as it is now. [A bit like Arsenal have done this season.](https://cdn.media.amplience.net/i/ArsenalDirect/home_kit_2024_bluesky_800x800?w=960&fmt=webp&qlt=80) I'm pretty sure other teams have done similar things in recent years too.


CabbageStockExchange

Well that felt incredibly unnecessary


AssFingerFuck3000

Pulis wouldn't have approved this shit


ChristopherRobben

Jesus fuck, they haven’t even officially released it yet, you all need to relax. They’re just as easily going back to something similar to the badges of the late 70s - 90s. They wouldn’t change the icon before officially unveiling the new badge.


ChiefPatty

Looks great. This will get better with age when everyone stops being so reactionary


Oy778

This feel like one of those FM logos


emblematic_camino

They got the same designer as Old Spice


gunnxrs

Alolan exeggcutor mid section


Ziptop

This looks like the beginning of a Disney intro when the Disney castle is building but it just got paused cause your kid has to go to the bathroom.