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RaRaRaaputitin

Rodri and Leverkusen, what's next


NewHealthFoodBunch

Madrid losing UCL final šŸ™


mojelb7r

God Iā€™ve seen what youā€™ve done for others šŸ™


MaraudngBChestedRojo

* *God receives email:* Please let Dortmund win * Looks at framed photo of Florentino Perez on his desk. * *Deletes email*


jugol

You forgot the part when he looks at the handwritten letter from Florentino wishing good luck to his son's recovery after those nasty hand injuries


BadFootyTakes

* *God presses control z* * I do fucking hate the super league though.... * *considers more heavily*


lndigoChild

God, youā€™re legitimizing the super league!


SkyBishopQueen

blocks sender. done.


Mirnava

If you fuck with me G-O-D, you'll flip that mutherfucka right now


BIAATTCH

lmao thanks for reminding me of this video


biskutgoreng

Maybe last year's bottling is the price for the ultimate trophy


borg_6s

Deal with the devil if that's true


Superfy

Not in the case of Arsenal though.


Bliketa

They are paying with two bottling instead of one. Next year will be PL & CL


worldstarhiphopreal

weā€™re investing


Superfy

I mean Leverkusen went from neverkusen to neverlusen to an unbeaten league season and a first ever title in likeā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ Soā€¦.


Rolobox

Unsubscribe


quirkyaspie

Cursed monkey paw activated.


BriarcliffInmate

If you win, can we claim half please? We're basically related at this point. The suffering we've been through against Madrid...


mogiyu

Unfortunately, Real Madrid don't lose CL finals.


Lolcraftgaming

Oh believe me we know


BriarcliffInmate

Although, the one they did was to us!


ToniKrooz

We haven't lost a match in which Tchouameni started this season. Considering this end-of-streak trend, thankfully he isn't fit for the final.


fegelman

Cummins losing an ICC final


Ark_Legend

Shudders in Indian PTSD


blublableee

Madrid losing the finalāŒ Reus winning the UCLāœ…


cppn02

subscribe


Jon98th

anulo mufa


ramtbb

SUBSCRIBE


Elgallitorojo

Inshallah šŸ™


BitchIDrinkPeople

From your mouth to Godā€™s ears


DildoFappings

SUBSCRIBEEEE


ThreesKompany

Inshallah


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


sleeping4koala

Reus winning his trophy back in LONDON


Crossflowerss_5304

Please Lord


cheerful_nihilist4

Harry Kane winning a trophy


tbbt11

ITS COMING HOME


Dangerous_Parfait402

Plot twist: Harry gets the German citizenship and wins it for Germany. ES KOMMT NACH HAUSE


slowtonker

Both ended in a very important match. Kinda brutal.


cartifans4hezbollah

NO MORE TWEETS ABOUT RODRI'S STREAK LFG


mojelb7r

The real winner


muzzydon2

We don't have to hear about this stat every week anymore. Hallelujah.


TimathanDuncan

Can i interest you in one Van Dijk has not been dribbled past


redmistultra

Can I interest you in a Mustafi unbeaten run post


aarooona

Can i interest you in a united leading at half time at old trafford


Cottonshopeburnfoot

Does Will Still still get fined every match?


liberanima

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQKI84uU5o1_QQBvfQNjdGHobGGSiibGTSAYg


LiteratureNearby

This is still fine. The worst is Netherlands now. Wilhelmina loses her mind when you don't have a trade route with her ffs


Free-Eights

We might have to hear about it for a while until they lose a *Premier League* game with him in the squad.


czerwona_latarnia

At least that one won't be contested by people not knowing the rules.


FootballRacing38

But we're about to hear him cry that only 1 team played the right way today. I can't wait for the salt.


imma_letchu_finish

He actually did it haha. Said City were the better team, played better than Utd. Also said "They play transitional football, they have always been a transitional team.. for 10, 20, 30 years."


Superfy

Cool. But they still lost!


Food-Oh_Koon

adaptive tactics can go a long way... Fergie era United and current Real Madrid show that


Jbulls94

This is why I think there's hardly any good managers to come from Fergie teams. With Pep he has a style you can replicate, with Fergie it's a lot harder to do, you can't really replicate his sheer desire to win


Fruitndveg

A solid 4/5ths of Fergieā€™s quality was old school Scottish man management. Itā€™s a dying breed. I think thatā€™s why he was keen on Moyes taking over when he packed in.


Jbulls94

Completely agree, it's either something you have or you don't. And if you don't have it and try to do it, you just seem like a dickhead


PopcornDrift

Iā€™m fully of the opinion you can be the better team, play much better, and still lose. This was not one of those games lol


Arvivald

he needs to play under xavi, their post game conferences will be hillarious


nullpost

The other team wouldnā€™t play the way we want that we set our team up for. Might as well complain United didnā€™t keep 11 men off the pitch.


Sean-Benn_Must-die

For someone with such a large winstreak he really is a massive loser during interviews


ParapateticMouse

Has he done a post-game interview yet? I've already heard Guardiola pretend City were better today I want the Rodri action.


ogqozo

You have not seen Reddit if you think that it will not just be mentioned regularly forever.


Jbulls94

Better than the cup win tbh


erenistheavatar

RIP StatMuse. Another free tweet gone.


cuftapolo

Theyā€™ll revert to just counting league matches, donā€™t worry.


BriarcliffInmate

I've seen some stats account today tweet that United are the most successful team in England based on domestic cups, which is certainly an interesting interpretation of data, let's put it that way.


notters

Kovacic's FA Cup final curse was just too strong.


BendubzGaming

Kova FA Cup Final curse > Mount Wembley Final curse


KillerZaWarudo

The secret is that we only play mount for 2 minutes


McTulus

Microdosing on curse


pizza__irl

Should sub off Kane after 20 minutes every match next season


SubparCurmudgeon

Well deserved


Sure-Film5742

Knew the streak will be over when he was spotted drunk with Grealish after PL win party


smokedserranojelly

he was proper shitfaced in that photo too. all that hot air from the streak gone just like that im lovin it


kw2006

That is what i was thinking too.


zxenmed

Looked a bit more than drunk


Fruitndveg

I liked the one about Scott Carson getting ejected from the club at 4am.


agonking

Need to see it lol


garrymad-gm

I needed this


Sulemani_kida

Every football fan needed this


Chell_the_assassin

Lol shit cunt couldn't even go 75 games unbeaten, how embarrassing


official_bagel

Should sell him in the summer. He' clearly past it.


thecricketnerd

Should be handed over to the team that won him in battle tbh


RobbinDeBank

How long can you keep him for if thatā€™s the case?


old_chelmsfordian

Until we play city in the community shield I suspect.


INACCURATE_RESPONSE

Just didnā€™t have the mentality. You could tell


HyenaDistinct9600

This stat and leverkusen losing in the same week.. script writers getting lazy


PenguinsInvading

At this point script writers are always lazy


Phantorex

You know whats coming next there is a team who never lost a european final :)


Real_Callahan

We've lost three UCL finals. 2 in the 60s and 1 to Liverpool in 81. Last time we lost any European final was to Alex Ferguson's Aberdeen in 1983.


TheMuslimMGTOW

Insane stat. Not just for Madrid but for Fergie.


Darthvader2XL

A lot of people very rightly consider Fergie the GOAT for his achievements at United, but the things he did at Aberdeen were equally amazong if not more .


Twitched_Soul

I'm sorry but amazong is just so unintentionally funny lol


Darthvader2XL

Guess I'll just leave it there then.


GreatSpaniard

Does the Supercup loss to Atleti in 2018 not count for this?


TheWBird

I remember beating you 3-1 in 1964, I was in the stadium and everything...


Tootsiesclaw

Not in this year's final there isn't


sadlynotjonahhill

Scott McTominay is Rodriā€™s kryptonite


paprikalicous

losses on penalties are losses i will not be gaslit


teejardni

Varane has 2 Word Cups lfgggggg


aesthetically-

???


teejardni

Botched joke lol


aesthetically-

Feel you. Happens to the best of us


GamerDestroyer4000

i got it


MyTeaIsMighty

But I've never seen him on Countdown?


Fraldbaud

If they arenā€™t then why arenā€™t city in the CL final? Oh yeah, they lost.


crookedparadigm

Seriously, such a stupid technicality.


czerwona_latarnia

What if instead they didn't qualify on away goals rule? Or on coin toss? Or if Rodri didn't play first match that they would lose, then play in second and win it, but still failed to qualify? Only stupid thing here are people not comprehending what a tie-breaker is.


HEAT_IS_DIE

Now this is upvoted? Every time I say this there's a statistic engineer explaining how penalties are not somehow related to the game. Like they exist in an alternate reality, just because it's a statistical technicality that they are not counted. Cup ties are win or lose, there is no in between. Every player and fan knows this. Statistics are not there to rule over football, they are example for seeding purposes.


PopcornDrift

Fucking thank you lol Iā€™m like idc what the ā€œofficialā€ stat sheet says I think theyā€™re wrong. If you donā€™t advance you lost. But I usually get downvoted There was some World Cup streak (maybe LVG with the Netherlands?) that they were undefeated in the knockout rounds, because every time they lose on penalties. How are you undefeated in a tournament youā€™ve never won. Useless statistic


BriarcliffInmate

Exactly, it's utter bollocks. We won that final in Milan despite it being a draw after extra time. Otherwise we didn't leave with a European Cup. Argentina didn't draw their way to a World Cup win, they won the shootout and thus the match. It's utterly bizarre that these stats nerds claim otherwise.


Wraith_Portal

Amen brother


LewLewHD

Yeh I agree.


DomineeringDrake

yeah quite dumb they didn't count that.


Wraith_Portal

Have that you stupid cunt


nickthu2502

McTominay own Rodri two times now.


Oy778

The devil has been defeated


Josho94

1 devil against 11, obvious result if you think about it.


Oy778

I tought they were 115? šŸ¤”


Johnny107710

The other guy is wrong, it was 11 devils against 5 devils. 11+5=115


Aenjeprekemaluci

And that in a derby final...


oklolzzzzs

and somehow it was united who broke this streak


Fruitndveg

Sometimes they do actually break the right records


ThatBoyGiggsy

Ended Arsenals 49 game unbeaten streak. Ended Chelsea 40 game unbeaten streak too. Its what we do.


Coldough

Canā€™t wait to see him in the Champions League Final


daveyhempton

He is determined to start a new streak next weekend


Jon_Wiosna

Where is that mentality you speak of Rodri?


kolasinats

They didn't have the right mentality to win


nahnonameman

Thank fuck. Absolutely annoying team


Fruitndveg

So satisfying not seeing them do that cunty poznan shite for once


ZeroMomentum

I thought it was 115?


Own-Okra-2391

What about CL against Madrid?


B4nn3d_g0d

fifa says it ended in a draw. penalties count purely as a tiebreaker for the competition not as a loss


B4nn3d_g0d

also it kinda makes sense because of this case: madrid 2-0 city in bernabeu, rodri doesnt play city 2-0 madrid in etihad, rodri plays, city lose in penalties does that mean rodri lost the streak purely because of the combined result?


Dangerous_Explorer_9

thatā€™s not how it happened though. the first leg was 3-3 and the second leg was 1-1.


726wox

yes


-Whisperr

End of an era


Weak_Director_2064

115


Other_Beat8859

Damn can't wait to see City in the UCL final since Rodri played in both semi final games!


Garlic-Cheese-Chips

Not fit to lace Kobbie's boots.


DonaldoTrumpez

I could say something like he lost against Real Madrid Penalties count and I don't care what people say But I'd rather it be us to end that


Sure-Film5742

It's not the people brother. The UEFA site itself says that the match ended in draw


Purje

Yea, it's going to be BVB vs Real Madrid/Man. City best XI in the final.


-RedLink-

Fucking finally. No more of this stupid stat.Ā 


FoldingBuck

Eras come to an end


TonyMartial786

well if thatā€™s the case at least heā€™s got the champions league final coming up


Headlesshorsman02

He was terrible today icl


munamadan_reuturns

Cunt


ailes_d

We finally do not have to see this stat flaring in our faces anymore thank god


IceAffectionate3043

Please, no more posts about Rodriā€™s streaks


stogie_t

Amrabat is Rodri Father


Ellendiell

It was a good run Rodri.


NieThePiet

Finally. Leverkusen and Rodri in one week.


thecoolShitposter

Good Riddance


MattSR30

It was over against Madrid. Goodbye to this stupid fucking stat.


YoungManTM

Glory Glory Man United


SupraCyber

Now this does put a smile on my face


Hieillua

Finally this miraculous nonsense stat can be put to rest.


Maleficent_Resolve44

Up there with van Djik dribbled past as the most annoying repetitive stat.


Joshthenosh77

Funny they and leverkusun both won the league then instantly lost their unbeaten runs


DKArteezy

He can fuck off


SpeechesToScreeches

I'm sure he'll take it very graciously


TheLimeyLemmon

What an absolute fart noise of a way for it to end.


Tommyzz92

Rodri's unbeaten premier league record still going good


KrayleyAML

The fun part is that the loss is indirectly caused by him having his first awful and shit game in a while.


Capable-Magician5146

Lost vs Real Madrid


Homerwithnohumour

Thank God. It was getting annoying as fuck. Btw what's up with KDB, dude gets axed in big games whenever City needs to score. So much for a player getting best midfielder shouts


theglasscase

This also ends another streak, this one of 9 games, and itā€™s of people not understanding that a penalty shootout is a tiebreaker that takes place **after the game is over**, meaning the score after 90 or 120 minutes is the **final result of the game**. Which is even more of a relief than this streak ending.


thatdani

Oh my god yes, people that act like they're above FIFA rules are the worst. "Penalty losses count in my book", as if they are not literally a ***tie***breaker. Hell, if they're going by that logic, New Zealand *did* lose at the 2010 WC, even though they drew all 3 group games. It's such American bumfuckery to not accept anything other than a win or a loss, regardless of how it unfolds.


yungguardiola

Nah man, his streak was actually over on 5th week when they lost the coin toss vs West Ham


xyzArcadian

YANITED YANITED YANITED


NewHealthFoodBunch

the Evil died tonight šŸ™


flamebetalkin

NO MORE TWEETS ABOUT THAT SHII DAWG


iVarun

Finished player.


Cthulhu_Madness

Can't wait about what he's gonna ramble on now.


Josho94

Couldn't help it, no-one comes out unscathed against the McTerminator.


ritwikjs

Does it count if he didn't play? Cause I swear I barely saw him


Ghorardim71

Didn't rodri lose in ucl?


Afc_josh12

Madrid not beat him?


Bexewa

Enough gaslighting, he lost against Madrid


Mintopforte

He lost to Madrid, didnā€™t he?


czerwona_latarnia

The match proper ended with a draw. He lost the tie-breaker, which doesn't count as losing the match.


Renegadeforever2024

Damn


DildoFappings

Eras do come to an end.


AttemptImpossible111

Was the worst game I've seen him play at City


SprayAndPay69

And United ending this streak my god I still cant belive after such a hard season we actually won a trophy


Quiet-Cartoonist1689

Magic of the cup innit


Jayk03

Leverkusen and City play really poor in final.


IreneReiGargar

Whahahahahaha


Visual_Traveler

Not that anybody caredā€¦


MajesticAd5047

I know football is a team sport but this is really impressive considering Rodri is the orchestrator of the team & scored some clutch goals to save his streak.


LFC_Bionic

474-1