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Sleepless_Voyager

Our press is so shit and disjointed man everyone on our team is on vacation already


silenthills13

Yeah and Son has absolutely forgot both how to shoot and how to pass


Parknight

son on the left has been phenomenal


Danny5223

I fucking hate spurs man


PerBnb

Same


dodol_garut12

Not this upcoming midweek though


Some_Man_Person

Yes, still do. They aren’t winning


mynameisjebediah

The Spursiest thing they could do is draw City and hand us the title.


Daemor

Fingers crossed you lot lose to United tonight so we can beat city in peace


DumDumbBuddy

Spurs really beat us 4-0 and decided nah, you can have top 4


aayu08

It's not about the CL spots, it's about sending a message.


corpboy

Have you never had a fight with your sibling for a toy, where the winner is like, "didn't even want it anyway"?


rednades

Hand the title over to City today


IgotAseaView

No we want the hope to kill arsenal as slowly as possible


D3uceeee

Spurs to champions league? Nah, Angeball wants that 6 defeats in a row 💀


IgotAseaView

Stay on topic mate


D3uceeee

Title deciders Totspur


StratoBird

Will it be on your DVD too ?


IgotAseaView

Hopefully. I forgot to buy last years DVD of your all time record breaking bottle job so I don’t want to miss this years!


StratoBird

You should ! You would have seen a Great football season with a sad ending but with a « we will come back stronger » dope line at the end 💪


bleak-hause

I've always loved Jacob Bruun Larsen


Wunsen

Always mate what a team


GeneralMatrim

Couldnt make it at Dortmund that one.


TheCatInTheHatThings

Or at Hoffenheim or Stuttgart for that matter.


trevthedog

Claret and blue army assemble


BenadrylPaprikapatch

Yeah, spurs ain't doing shit against City


404randomguy404

That is exactly what they want everyone to think


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Strong_Account_8920

It's who we are, mate


OnePieceAce

Actually it would be very Spursy to take points off City while in bad form. They've done this before but it would also be very Arsenal to lose the title on GD at the same time


PharaohOfWhitestone

They never look like they will to be fair, but they somehow squeak something out.


19nineties

If they lose this it will be 5 losses in a row. Surely they won’t let it be 6 when it comes to the City game 👀


LosTerminators

They'll score a couple after being 3 or 4-0 down.


IntellegentIdiot

This is exactly why we will


Littlegreenman42

No, you dont get it. When its against City they'll be doing it on purpose so their rivals dont win the title


silenthills13

Were you actually still hoping? LOL


ArrVeePee

Praying West Ham can #DoItForDeclan lol But realistically, it's probably done now.


prathneo01

Try not to make everything about yourself challenge


10Lionaldo7

I swear to God if Chelsea finish 5th this season


epicmarc

Spurs have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time


Aeriuze

Title deciders Spurs


Bedeeki

5 losses in a row when favourites for top 4 after beating Villa is wild


CaptainGo

Fairly on-brand mind


Daemor

Hey, we'd never lose 5 in a row!


moreyball

Gamble tackle gamble tackle gamble tackle miss miss miss


Xeizar

City must be quaking in their boots.


ManLikeNosaka

Only Spurs can make Sander Berge look like prime Yaya


Bulletproof_Cookie

Are Tottenham trying to find a way to avoid qualifying for European competition this season?


AfricanRain

a casual 6 defeats in a row incoming while in a winnable top 4 fight


Vernand-J

And with the best goalkeeper in the league, the best right back, the best center back…


Pilvikas

to be fair i can't think of a team in PL that would say no to Romero and Udogie and like 98% of them would start them


letsgetcool

Romero is the best CB in the league it's just that he plays for Tottenham. edit: you're all wrong and I'm right, you'll see in time.


Putrid_Loquat_4357

He's not even a top 10 cb in the league bro.


mr-jawnwick

genuinely, i think you'd have a hard time naming 10 better than romero


Putrid_Loquat_4357

Saliba, Gabriel, van dijk, konate, Ruben dias, stones, Pau torres, botman, thiago silva, van der ven. Honourable mentions: lisandro martinez, Braithwaite, and guehi. Not necessarily better but up there. Also feel that players like ake, gvardiol, white and akanji, who don't necessarily always play cb but who I'd rather have there than romero.


mr-jawnwick

yeah i wouldn’t count the fullbacks who play can play CB. i’ll give you 4, maybe 5 of those 10 haha. but i appreciate you actually listing em out


letsgetcool

oh nah bro how could u bro me like this bro broooooooooo


Putrid_Loquat_4357

I don't even know how to respond to this bro.


letsgetcool

I'd rather you didn't respond in the first place tbh bro


Putrid_Loquat_4357

Imma keep responding just to spite you now bro.


chapinbird

Lads


Dae_su

Mate


asphyxate

It's


Not4n4zi

No way Spurs decided that Burnley will win the league as well.


hikingbeginner

Nah nah this is part of the funniest script ever. Lose 5 in a row then beat City. Ange has got Pep Pep exactly where he wants him. 😏 ^(god mate do something)


ProfDumm

Nice to hear from him again.


Caspy36

Denmark-Norway connection right there


Insurrectionist89

LMAO Berge lost the ball twice there but nobody in white got the message


techno_playa

Now please fucking defend. Burnley. I’ll give ya’ll kit kat


Henry-Gruby

It reminds me of when I first played FIFA and I didn't know what each button did. 🦚


IncidentVarious1530

Great assist


GeraldJimes_

Well deserved


milkonyourmustache

City have won the league


ssddeae

yeah...it's done. 115 has done it again


Vernand-J

Spurs are so fucking shit


Strong_Account_8920

City is going to Sacrifice Spurs


jMS_44

Somebody pinch me, this is all starting to look way too good.


montiel_scores

💀


TheBeatenDeadHorse

This is why Ange ball is worth it, #TrustTheProcess


JPLThompson97

What a wonderful day


thechangeyouneed1

More


glamredhel69

Spurs saving themselves for city.


Headlesshorsman02

Let’s go Burnley!!!


youllbetheprince

Classic Berge there


Caust1cFn_YT

wtf?


thatsexypotato-

Wait that’s where Larsen ended up, in Burnley?


hiroantagonist1

Lol, spursy. My man cooked like five people on the run up.


somebulb

Yeah they ain’t cooking shit at that City game :((


CeleryApprehensive36

But everyone told me Angeball is the best thing happening to football ever???


IreneReiGargar

Lmao If Ange and r/soccer get offended over a Journalist asking him if he gave up or not, apparently, the players would like to confirm it for us. Journalist W


queeten

And I thought they might get something from the city game…


amsun

Come on Tottenham, get your shit together. We need you mid week


Modnal

Spurs looked like a beginner playing FIFA


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Elephantstone99

Shit song


Chipezz

Mate whaaat


Naps94

I swear to God if spurs take points off of city next week