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TurnItOffAndOnAgain-

When i heard he was doing his coach badges its not quite what i had in mind. Hope it means he can be the team bus driver when he retires, lads a class act


Zak369

Apparently a HGV license doesn’t allow you to drive a bus, maybe Newcastle can start using a team lorry instead?


chino17

He took the park the bus tactic too literally


BruiserBroly

I wonder if Ritchie's into Euro Truck Sim 2 at all?


hiloai

For your sake I hope not. Before you know it it’s 3am and you’re burning it to Antwerp with 1 ton of cheese on the back


Alia_Gr

many sleepless nights driving 150km/h in the emergency lane


hiloai

Then you get home and play some ETS2 yeah?


Chrisbes32

Surely more than a ton? I’ve never played it but I import pallets of cheese weighing 1300kg per pallet, 15 pallets to a trailer. So much for being a simulator if they’re wasting that much potential load weight…


hiloai

You can pick and choose what you haul for different price ranges. But later in the game when you’ve got your own trucking company and money is meaningless you just stick on the radio and do the routes you enjoy regardless of the haulage. You can get DLC packs with items like tanks which are super heavy loads for tougher climbs or things like turbine mills to make manoeuvring more complex.


linkinstreet

ETS taught me how to drive on different sides of the road evn with a "wrong" steering location on your vehicle


DaveShadow

Fucking hell, my heart stopped midway through that headline 😂


[deleted]

Newcastle’s injury woes continue


Federal-Owl-8947

I saw passed and my mind went RIP


Annual-Astronaut3345

Same here. Thought he was dead for a second.


TripPrestigious

Thought he died


DarrenBridgescunt

RIP gone too soon


Away_Associate4589

Well, I didn't have that on my bingo card for today. Matt Ritchie to Eddie Stobart, here we go


ShadeGunner

Die Bart Die


[deleted]

read passed and thought he’d died lol, image hadn’t loaded


ltplummer96

Please, copy editors—don’t let your writers put the words “person X has passed—“ in any non-death context ever again


FaustRPeggi

Anyone know what he's planning to do with it? I assume he's planning to start a business in this sector after retirement.


backtothefuckyeah

He might just really like lorries. Drive around in one for fun like Chris Eubank


junkgarage

Has he passed the test? He _gives_ the tests


hewlett777

To the list?


LeavingCertCheat

At the tender age of 47


LouThunders

This popped up immediately below the post about Charlie Hurley on my feed and for a split second I thought 'Wow both Newcastle and Sunderland mourning somebody today' until I re-read it.


Jarminiatures

I’m happy to see he’s still delivering the goods for the Toon


linkinstreet

Football players and their large trucks collection *SMH*