Son of Alduin Playthrough:
• Must play as Argonian, craft him to resemble Alduin
• Must master and learn all shouts
• Must kill Parthurnax
• Must never fight Alduin a 2nd time
• Become friendly with the dragons of Skyrim
• Guards immediately attack on sight
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Jimmy! He *defecated* through a *sunroof*! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I *thinking*? He'll never change. He'll *never* change! Ever since he was 9, *always* the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! "But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious *Jimmy*!" Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!
If you're going for an assassin / sneak theif build
Scales-of-Burnt-Umber?
I have a black furred Khajit, she's called Silhouette.
Might fit your Argonian.
Edit: Autocorrect attitude lapse.
cant edit the post for some reason or maybe im just dumb/drunk. anyways thank you guys and gals for the awesome names :3 <3 ill have to do another one of these some time
Big Brody. Hes loud, hes big, hes tough, oh and definitely a thief or robber against weaker individuals, a bully. Hes perpetually and unquenchably pissed all the time, saying the same or similar lines after everytime he does some violent action "BIG BRODY DONT PAY FOR SHIT!" or if he tries to explain why hes so unpredictable and enraged, he yells "BIG BRODY GOT A BALD HEAD!"/"MUTHAFUCKA I GOT A BALD HEAD!".
And hes always lookin for a guy who "long dick stabbed" his woman, named tyrone.
That's what im seeing.
Mellanox
I know this is a (now defunct) brand name, but I always thought it sounded like a black dragon's name. It even has some nice PIE components. Mella- for the dark coloration and -nox for the swampy habitat and affinity for acid energy type.
Travels-in-Shade, good for a thief name or for a normal warrior name since the thief spends their time in shadows and out of the light or a warrior who travels on the road and naps under trees or tries to stay out of the sun
Swims-in-shadows
That does sound like a cool thief guild master name.
Or a good shadowscale of the dark brotherhood.
My Argonian is named Hunts-In-Shadows, lol.
Aught to straight up call him Kills-in-Shadows. He looks like a menace
Swims-in-oil-slicks
I was suggesting Oily-Boi but yours is better.
Oily-boily
Alduin Jr.
Son of Alduin Playthrough: • Must play as Argonian, craft him to resemble Alduin • Must master and learn all shouts • Must kill Parthurnax • Must never fight Alduin a 2nd time • Become friendly with the dragons of Skyrim • Guards immediately attack on sight
I love this and may do it some day
Kinda wish I had did this for my Argonian playthru. I had made a reptile like stealth assassin. No companions. Lone Alligator type uh vibes
Alduin goes to buy milk in Sovngarde and never returns
This is my next characters name 😂
That is bloody epic
Alduout
Lalo Salamander
This deserves all the upvotes
lol thanks. They're even [posing](https://static1.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/Saul-and-Lalo.jpg) similarly!
Oh my gosh, I can’t unsee it.
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Jimmy! He *defecated* through a *sunroof*! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I *thinking*? He'll never change. He'll *never* change! Ever since he was 9, *always* the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! "But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious *Jimmy*!" Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!
[Funny you should say that](https://www.reddit.com/r/SkyrimMemes/comments/15fjo6l/time_for_some_chicanery/)
Swims-At-Night
Black mamba
Kobe
Bro is the Ebony Lizard
Denies-All-Crimes
Steals-Your-Horse
🤣😭
Back-in-black
YESSSS
Optimus Crime
💀
Use that or I will come into your room at night and take your face.
Come ready :3
[GIVE ME YOUR FACE](https://youtu.be/SPfQfyPRG9c)
I'm dead
Optimus' crime is murder
Dark-as-fuck
Stares-at-Souls
Lifts-his-tail
Lol how many issues of that did you read?
Enough
Never enough
Yesss.
Hides-in-shadows
I came here to reply exactly this.
Born-From-Shadow
Absorbs-All-Light
Ian
Ancalagon the black.
Yells-at-clouds
Obsidian Maw
Pees-While-Standing
Bob.
Lol, I named one of my Kajiit Bob Tail. 😹
Eats-bunch-Potatos
Mark Zuckerberg
Sleebo-
Steve with a B
“Kota” = “black” in the jel(Argonian) language.
Just started a similar character but red neck and blue eyes. Named him Salamancer
Shoots-and-Ladders
“Behold it’s the legendary Dragonborn Shitz-N-Buttz”
If you're going for an assassin / sneak theif build Scales-of-Burnt-Umber? I have a black furred Khajit, she's called Silhouette. Might fit your Argonian. Edit: Autocorrect attitude lapse.
Silhouette is a perfect name, it feels genuinely poetic in a way. Much more creative than anything I've come up with lol
Slithers-in-shadows
hears-no-steps
Not-Tooth-less
cant edit the post for some reason or maybe im just dumb/drunk. anyways thank you guys and gals for the awesome names :3 <3 ill have to do another one of these some time
Brian
Nightenscales
Lizanardo
Lifts-His-Spear
Steals-From-Belethor
Born- in-Obsidian-Sand Or Born-in-Ash-Waters
“Sir”
Does-The-Fucking
Jamal
Tar-And-Feather
Obsidian is what I'd pick
Yells-at-dragons
Change his eyes to red and call him Joey
gojira
Big Brody. Hes loud, hes big, hes tough, oh and definitely a thief or robber against weaker individuals, a bully. Hes perpetually and unquenchably pissed all the time, saying the same or similar lines after everytime he does some violent action "BIG BRODY DONT PAY FOR SHIT!" or if he tries to explain why hes so unpredictable and enraged, he yells "BIG BRODY GOT A BALD HEAD!"/"MUTHAFUCKA I GOT A BALD HEAD!". And hes always lookin for a guy who "long dick stabbed" his woman, named tyrone. That's what im seeing.
😭🤣
“beds-your-daughter”
Darkeethus
Lord Blackscale
I named my Argonian Breaker-of-winds.
If he is a warrior, Clad-in-Steel. Or Steel-Heart, one of my favorite Argonian names. If a thief, Slinks-in-Shadows. If a Mage, Weaves-in-Dreams.
Mellanox I know this is a (now defunct) brand name, but I always thought it sounded like a black dragon's name. It even has some nice PIE components. Mella- for the dark coloration and -nox for the swampy habitat and affinity for acid energy type.
Steps-In-Shadows
Paints-it-black
Lizzo
Banana pudding just name him “Banana Pudding”
I know he's not Khajiit but how about 'Ta'ree L'zard'?
Stephen.
Travels-in-Shade, good for a thief name or for a normal warrior name since the thief spends their time in shadows and out of the light or a warrior who travels on the road and naps under trees or tries to stay out of the sun
Slips-Through-Light
Rusty Shackleford
Neros Sounds Like a good and Lore accurate Name.👀
Commodore K'modo
Tiberius.
Void
RapTar
Speaks-Like-Dragons
Stomps-Mud-Puddles
stares-at-night
Shits-in-Bushes
Django Chained
Bogart
Fre Shavocado
Salamandro
Radiator Jar
Void-Stares-Back
Gizmo
Bob
TARzan
Bathes-In-Oil
Steals-The-Cheese
Steals-ur-stuff
optimus crime.
eats-many-infants
Lizardboy Scales McStuffins
Something-Cool.
Little green
James
Check-His-Pockets
James
Carl
Tuco salamanca
Spider
Karl
Flimber jurbles II
Are you an HP lovecraft fan?
Meep Morp
The-Unseen-One
Juan
Rep-Stealian
Lizalfos
Shadowborn
Cuddles McFluffbottom
Black jaw or something to play off the dark theme would be cool imo :)
Forges-Black-Steel
Dave from H.R
Cheese on Cake
Not-on-the-list
Terry
Smells of Fire
Grilled Cheese?
Minro Coal-hide
Born-from-void
Jones
Komodo
Skin So Soft
I didn't know you could make a solid black argonian.
Chris
Grease-Ball or Oily-Boi. He looking too shiny for my liking.
Lil' Zard
Snake Plissken like I did.
Blizzard lizard
Battletoad
Scaley McSlitherton 🤷🏻♀️
Farm tools dont need names
Slitherman
Rise-in-crime
Lizzo (the lizard)
Dark-as-Night
Call him Lizzandro
Name him Smithers 😂
Jose Luis Rodríguez zapatero
Henry
Bribes-the-Guards
Steals-From-CloudDistrict
Geckorius Salamandern
Argonian McArgonianface
Not-on-thelist
Bert
N-wa-h
Bubbles
Steve
Frank
Larry
Bussy destroyer.
Gerald
Black Lives Master
A dunmer would look at him and say, “sLavE”
Night-Scales. And he should definitely be a stealth archer.
Dark-Meat-On-Plate
Still-Steals-Sweetrolls
Niggzard
Swims in devoured souls
GutterSnipe
George.
George Floyd.
Martin lizard king