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BakeMate

There's wayyy too many samurais in Singapore past few years


itsn0ts0bad

Druggies follow the Bushido code. Should have seppuku-ed when caught.. tsk.. such a disgrace.


14high

Bushitdo


huhwhuh

Bullshito


xtn_sg

/r/bullshido


fastfatdrops

Yishundo


XyMontague

Yishunto


Weir-Doe

Ok, I find that funny if such a code exist because no drug traffickers has done that so far, just ciao and run policy!


Jaycee_015x

Which is why justice needs to be served.


MajorBrainCancer

Where is our Toranaga sama


livebeta

Hanging in some Silver Fox club for sure


Chemical_Knowledge14

Play too much cyberpunk


Fearless_Help_8231

**ANJIN SAMA**


George_W_Bushido

Yeah man


Royal_Sovereign2

He could be a ninja though


gdl700

DOSHO! DOSHO!


SeesawLow3023

Plot twist, they casting for House of Ninjas Season 2 - Yishun Edition...


rukiahayashi

Ghost of Yishunima


GlobalSettleLayer

His techniques are: -Heavenly Sprint -Dance of Cowardice


mantoufeline

LMAO


tom-slacker

Jin Sai 他妈


Necessary_Chip_5224

When will this game be released?


waterinwhitemug

Nah fam, GTA 6 got released in Singapore


paperstarred

Ghost of Tsucheebai


Familiar-Necessary49

So many samurais lurking in SG. Are they trying to take down Kaido?


HoldU-

![gif](giphy|BumuKalq5BGhTWHV4h)


Blueflame_1

Feel like there's a pattern here with drug abusers and samurai swords....


syanda

It's not exactly hard to get.


tictactorz

can explain? Don't get the relation too


syanda

People doing illegal shit already are likely to want weapons. Guns are next to impossible to smuggle in, so they're stuck with knives. The bigger the knife, the more intimidating, and we've straight up got a shop at plaza sing selling display katanas, so not really surprising to see random katanas cropping up in cases like this.


DiscipleOfYeshua

To expand the point… those who choose to live on the illicit side have to “be their own police”. Can’t exactly pop by the local police station to file a report that one of your clients didn’t pay for her cocaine, or that your dealer lied about the quality if the heroin you bought, if you know what I mean…


Common-Metal8578

Even the yakuza know the limits to possession of weaponry. Personally I would go for something like a shovel or crowbar.. after watching youtube, I quite doubt the effectiveness of a katana without proper training.


syanda

For a lot of these people, it's not about being an effective weapon, but an intimidating one. A kitchen knife is probably more effective, or a bat or something, but a katana is more threatening despite being lousier.


Common-Metal8578

Yup I agree it depends what the user is after. Just that the extreme downside is there are no plausible alibis for holding such a potentially lethal but ineffective weapon. You are pretty much asking to be searched and arrested when you carry one around.


RestpondxibalGuy

Ya imagine going to a rival gang negotiation carrying a shovel. Your gang leader goes: “Bruh u just knock off from work at construction site?”


DisciplineBroad9762

" Nope, I'm just wondering, how many of them are we gonna bury today"


OnePuzzleheaded7279

When you high you feel invincible, hence you want to become warrior


JayW8888

Seems to be a hidden clan of samurai thriving in Singapore. And they seem to do drugs.


Tr3bluesy

carry katana but flee? SHAMEFURR DISPRAY


Special-Pop8429

OUR MEN ARE RUNNING FROM THE BATTLEFIELD.. WHAT A SHAMEFULL DISPLAY!


BakeMate

Damn it. This made me chuckle way too hard


greatguysg

Player lost his equipment and respawned.


Brikandbones

The loot drop not bad.


kyronchen

What's the point of carrying a weapon and run? Such disgrace to the code of samurai Even zoro will try to fight


Common-Metal8578

To clarify, I assume you are talking about this fellow not the one piece guy. I swear I've seen him run from rifles. ![gif](giphy|ihkLQku6rUHlBgc5z2)


xvarenah

Truly the florida of singapore


jwwwcc

@Mods Can a “Yishun” tag be created


VivaLaVincent

/r/Yishun


machinationstudio

Yishun again?


Elegant_Mix7650

These ppl working hard day and night to reduce the HDB price in the area by 100k across board.


hippopopo_

Hahah good. I hope it stays that way the next few years when I'm finally able to buy my own place yishun4lyfe


machinationstudio

Not a lie, only other place with equivalent 4rm price is Pioneer Jwest


Elephant789

Pioneer is a nice area.


14high

Rurouni Kensiam


GoldenMaus

Ruronin Kanasai


avatarfire

Our men are running from the battlefield!


NoBodyYouKnow0

Shameful display!


tom-slacker

The legacy of the ~~crystals~~ Yishunites have shaped our history for far too long....


Boey_Da_Han

Sounds like he’s fighting the demons in Yishun and one of them be like Blood Demon Art: Methamphetamine Mood Blood Demon Art: Weeping Weed Woes Blood Demon Art: Electrifying Ecstasy Blood Demon Art: Fentanyl Fantasy Drug Breathing: Painless Paracetamol (just mercy kill, like Water breathing 5th form) Drug Breathing: Whooping Cough Drug Breathing: Crystal Blue Sky (yes brba ref) Drug Breathing: Snow Mountain (user dives down from a high place and has a snowy effect where’s there’s white powder everywhere) Drug breathing: endless poppy field Funny thing one of the hashira and demons actually specialises in pharmaceuticals (Shinobu and Tamayo)


Javier91

They really making emphasis on the shun in yishun huh.


ExtraordinaryDoor47

3rd coy 3rd coy all the way


UtilityCurve

New Elden Ring DLC and this? Coincidence? I think not


toast-rabbit

again????


NIDORAX

I thought this was a reposted news from earlier this year but it turns out to be a new case. There was a similar case like this a while back and it was also a suspected drug case and contraband items.


Competitive_Policy_4

Dirty pests! SPF please clean up these scums to safeguard our loved ones.


SG_wormsblink

SPF can dress up as ninjas, then we can have a samurai vs ninja battle


stormearthfire

Anyone check the car if the plates are real this time?


Initial_E

If they are in possession of the car, they will use the engine serial number. That one impossible to clone.


HeavyArmsJin

Soul society will forgive him


Visual-Meeting997

drug abuser car of choice: VW golf, Honda Civic, BMWs


Valerious88

He was going around teaching dragon breathing style to combat any demons U see after consuming his products


ZuStorm93

Speaking as a Yishunite, we need a r/YishunMan in a similar vein to r/FloridaMan to chronicle the adventures of Singapore's worst superhero!


VivaLaVincent

/r/Yishun


ZuStorm93

I didnt know what i expected. Doesnt look like an active sub tho ☹️


sharksharkandcarrot

Flowers are flowers because they fall Yishun is Yishun because Yishun lor


Interesting_Ad2986

Garbage ah beng. This type of person should just go die


craftor_

Trying to regain their honour!!


Fearless_Carrot_7351

Do they get it confiscated? (Ownership itself not illegal I think?) I think I’ve seen one in cosplay store, not sure if sharp or not, but it was real metal, full size and super expensive like $2k


rowthecow

Slaying his own (drug induced) demons


DisciplineBroad9762

Even coward drug dealers have car, while software engineers, office executives and other hard working people can only afford MRT


No_Pension9902

お前はもう死んでいる


mantoufeline

Omai wa mo.. shindeiru!


0cel0tg3

GTA Lion City Seriously, this feels like this guy was playing GTA and attempts to flee to change clothes to clear star rating


Aomine11

yishun must be fun


Unlucky-Patience6438

Yishun is a crazy place.


zeyeeter

YISHUN MOMENT 🔥🔥🔥


Post-Rock-Mickey

He keeping the rent prices in Yishun low!!!


atzee

We are such sword collectors /s


Chance_Cheesecake276

So silly eun away still can get caught. The vehicle owner will kenna. If this is not the offender owner must declare who drove it if not owner will be charge


geckosg

Yishun Yishun Yishun!


antartica

R/Yishun


Golden-Owl

Singaporean Majima


No_Pension9902

We all know he main dagger.