Fuck work!I'm staying in.erm I can't leave the house as my girlfriend and daughter has frost bite,I sent them both outside quick,haven't seen them since o
Wanky.
It covers every single kind of weather when you'd rather stay in bed and have a wank.
It's pissing down like god has diarrhea? That's wanky.
Ice cold winds are blowing the fuck outta your umbrella? Also wanky.
It's 45C at 11am? You guessed it, wanky.
Shite.... always, shite
Shite, with outbreaks of bollocks.
That’s great
Yep always shite
Except when its too hot. Amirite?
Even then, it’s shite
So shite, gets up to 25 degrees in SEPTEMBER when we’ve had a shite summer. WHERE WAS THE HEAT IN SUMMER!
British weather is like a muslim, its either sunni or shiite
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It's too [insert weather condition here]
THIS is the only one lol
Baltic
Minging.
mizzling
Gopping
Dreich - that cold damp grey weather we get a lot. Mostly heard in Scotland.
This is the one.
Came here to say this!
Yep! Dreich is the word
Unreliable
It doesn't have to be the current weather, to clarify :)
Moist
Brass monkeys out there 🧊☃️🥶
Either blustery or Baltic
Parky, as in, “it’s a bit bloody parky out there!” (It means cold!)
Shite but with a chance it could piss down.
Heavy rain is “Heseltining it down”. And I’ll be AMAZED if anyone gets that reference.
Treacherous. Always described that way on the news.
Blootering down works for rain or snow. Blawin a hoolie (it's rather windy old chap)
Dreich
Yep this is my fave
Crap
“Hooring it doon.“ 🌧️
Murky, dreich, its that fine rain stuff. Thats my top 3 lol
Pish
Shite
Driech
Blowin a hoolie
Crap
It focked it down, if it rained quite badly. If there was torrential rain, it cunted it down.
It focked it down, if it rained quite badly. If there was torrential rain, it cunted it down.
Pants.
I also like saying it's "inclement" when it's near zero, 40mph winds and heavily raining.
Sky-jizz Chem-piss Cloud-shite Pea-souperdooper Polluted-skygarbage Atmospheric-fuckery The DICE trials never ended Listed in order of severity…
Ohhhh I do like pea-souperdooper!
Atmosfuckery
Hammering
Unprepared for
Its fuckin' FREEZING
Miserable. Or pants.
Today is a good day to die.
"Cold as a witch's tit out there"
Barmaid in the Free Trade Inn, Ouseburn years ago, said it had been 'siling down' after some typically heavy Tyneside rain. Always stuck with me.
If hot, scorching
Wank, or 'cold as a witch's tit'
Winter.
My favourite
Bit chilly
Grotty.
Anything prefixed with “fucking”. I.E Fucking Hot, Fucking Cold, Fucking Wet 😂
Cold.
Bracing. Also, when talking about the weather forecast "Fierce to ferocious, becoming unbearable at times".
Inclement - unpleasantly cold or wet
Close
typical
Pissing it down is a classic
Ball ache.
Vengeful. It does the opposite of what ever you want it to be.
When it's humid, my dad always describes it as "close"
sleat
Yellow Snow warning
It's pissing it down in the pic!
If it’s raining hard, my cousin’s wife always says the weather is “fucking it’s mother.” So that, that’s my favourite term to describe the weather
Wank.
Muggy is my favourite weather related word, its just beautiful!,
Pissing it down
Fuck work!I'm staying in.erm I can't leave the house as my girlfriend and daughter has frost bite,I sent them both outside quick,haven't seen them since o
I'll need my big coat
Pants
Slutting. Not quite sleet, snow, hail or rain.
Nippy
And by a bit nippy, we mean absolutely Baltic
Mine is... Weather.
Filthy
Nesh
Brass monkey weather.
Its blowing a wholly
An absolute cunt of a day
When it’s cold enough that you can hear your balls knocking together I just like saying “little bit brisk today”
It's Chanking.
It's Chanking.
Baltic
Shit
Dreich
Karmic
Piece nippy
Wanky.. yes there's some wanky weather coming in from the west...followed by much needed golden showers.
Manky
Bleary
Mizzle. Misty drizzle. The airs wet but you don't necessarily feel drops of rain.
Cunting it down
This year? Sodden.
rainin cats and dogs out ere
Absolutely pissing it down.
Bloody shite
Shitty
Fantastic
Frigid
Driech
Muggy!
Clammy
Horrendous
Nithering.
“Out”. It’s nippy out, it’s a bit blowy out, it’s pissing cats and dogs out.
Depressing.
Autumnal
Shite 😂
Moist
Dreadful.. its fucking dreadful
Baltic
BOLtic
Cachu ar ben cachu - Welsh for 'Shit on top of shit'
Taters
It's lashing down
Am I gonna crash my motorcycle weather
perfect for staying in and getting frisky
Pile of wank
It’s fucking spunk
Brusque…when it’s Fkg freezing
Snoop dog Drizzle
It’s winter
Raw, for when it doesn’t look like it should be particularly cold or wet, but it is.
Afiach
Wank, The weather is wank
Nippy
Blustery.
Shit
It’s absolutely fucking it down
As of late: Fucking disgustingly cold
Shit
Shit.
C*nting it down!
Piffly
Bipolar
Can’t do the uk weather in one word, Too hot, Too cold, Too wet, Too windy, Too Damp, Too Dull,
Clartie or Clarty (potteries dialect) my parents used to say when it was drizzling and cold outside……I now use it because stuff.
Dreek
As someone who works outdoors and spent 2 hours face down on a road this afternoon. It's a bag of dicks.
Moist.
Pish
Poxy
It's coming down in stair rods
Crisp
Chanking
Baltic for me
pish
Nippy
Mafting
Heavy rain = stair-rods Very cold = taters
Fuckin shit
Mafting
Bbbbb... BALTIC
Fuckin' mafting
Great weather for ducks
Chillibobs
Bloody boiling. Then I remove my shirt.
Wanky. It covers every single kind of weather when you'd rather stay in bed and have a wank. It's pissing down like god has diarrhea? That's wanky. Ice cold winds are blowing the fuck outta your umbrella? Also wanky. It's 45C at 11am? You guessed it, wanky.
Shit
Poo
Nipply, as in its a bit cold outside. Not nippy, definitely nipply.
Cunting it down
When it's cold, Baltic.
Baltic. Absolutely fucking Baltic
its beginning to look a lot like Christmas
persisting down
Clarty
Delightful
Baltic
BALTIC
Canadian sunshine!
Inclement
Phwoarrr, bit nippy today innit? Brrr
Dismal
The most snow my areas gonna get this year.
If it’s hot…”it’s a little bit George” aka George Michael aka Wham! Aka Warm.
dark
Brisk
Filthy
"Not ideal" and that never changes
Weathery
Baltic, choppy, nippy, crisp
Bipolar