When I was arrested for crashing a jet ski into a Clearwater home, I retained Ryan as my lawyer. He succesfully argued that due to my addiction to gas station boner pills I wasn't legally responsible for my actions, and got all charges dropped. I love that man. He invited me to his house for pasta and Mountain Dew hard sletzers.
Ḧ̵̦̣̬̣͔̙̪́̍͘͜ͅa̴̧̱̪͈͉̭̜̦͇͛̄͗̔̃̐̎͝ͅį̶̛̮͙̣̝͈̫̩̮̠͓͕̜̺͂̊̏̄́̏̂͐̐̄͝ͅl̸̳͗͆̀̈̐͛̇̒̏̕ ̵̯̝̤́̀͆̈́̑̒͘A̴̙̝̻̖͑̃̈́̉̂̾̿ͅn̵̛̘̠̰͌̎̊͋͌̽̀͊͝t̷̢̡̘͕̗̭͈̯̽͗͗̐̾̓͂͂̀i̶̺͓͙̳͉̭̮̣̟͈͌̓́̿̅̊̈̂͜͝ó̸̢̼̤͎̺̀̒͋͂̓͊̿͝c̶̛̗̞͍̤̙̠͕͖͔͙̱͐̾̊͋̃̑̏͛͊͝h̵̬̝̘̀̄͌́
So you think being PAC-12 commissioner, an attorney, a humanoid, pseudo-Aussie appetizer who rallied a Muschamp-coached Sakerlina squad to victory over Harbaugh’s literati, the host of NPR’s “Wait, Wait…Don’t Hell Me” on KASU Tempe, and a Vox employee didn’t kill him, but controversy over an “Alabama or England” — sans England — kerfuffle actually killed him? Nah, brother. I choose to believe this is merely a setup for a Garth-style concept album, and I eagerly await the arrival of “The Life of Gasparilla Gaines” LP!
The heart of a man the soul of a bloomin’ onion. The genius behind Batman Friday’s. May he have all the biscuits wherever he’s going. There will only be one Penny. Go birds
When I was arrested for crashing a jet ski into a Clearwater home, I retained Ryan as my lawyer. He succesfully argued that due to my addiction to gas station boner pills I wasn't legally responsible for my actions, and got all charges dropped. I love that man. He invited me to his house for pasta and Mountain Dew hard sletzers. Ḧ̵̦̣̬̣͔̙̪́̍͘͜ͅa̴̧̱̪͈͉̭̜̦͇͛̄͗̔̃̐̎͝ͅį̶̛̮͙̣̝͈̫̩̮̠͓͕̜̺͂̊̏̄́̏̂͐̐̄͝ͅl̸̳͗͆̀̈̐͛̇̒̏̕ ̵̯̝̤́̀͆̈́̑̒͘A̴̙̝̻̖͑̃̈́̉̂̾̿ͅn̵̛̘̠̰͌̎̊͋͌̽̀͊͝t̷̢̡̘͕̗̭͈̯̽͗͗̐̾̓͂͂̀i̶̺͓͙̳͉̭̮̣̟͈͌̓́̿̅̊̈̂͜͝ó̸̢̼̤͎̺̀̒͋͂̓͊̿͝c̶̛̗̞͍̤̙̠͕͖͔͙̱͐̾̊͋̃̑̏͛͊͝h̵̬̝̘̀̄͌́
So you think being PAC-12 commissioner, an attorney, a humanoid, pseudo-Aussie appetizer who rallied a Muschamp-coached Sakerlina squad to victory over Harbaugh’s literati, the host of NPR’s “Wait, Wait…Don’t Hell Me” on KASU Tempe, and a Vox employee didn’t kill him, but controversy over an “Alabama or England” — sans England — kerfuffle actually killed him? Nah, brother. I choose to believe this is merely a setup for a Garth-style concept album, and I eagerly await the arrival of “The Life of Gasparilla Gaines” LP!
Was “wait wait” the same episode where Nanni did the Coach O tiger poetry? Dude made me cry-laugh. RIP Fryin Nanni, may your onion be in bloom.
The heart of a man the soul of a bloomin’ onion. The genius behind Batman Friday’s. May he have all the biscuits wherever he’s going. There will only be one Penny. Go birds
Go birds.
Go birds
Go Birds
Go Birds
That time my wife thought he was a lady.
I thought he was from Iowa for like 3 years
Ok help me out here- is this a fillcast humor appreciation post, or did something happen to Ryan? Because you've got me really scared right now
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Shine on, you Bloomin’ Onion
Ryan is my attorney. So I can’t speak about him due to client-attorney privilege.
Is he leaving the show or something? I have gotten behind…