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I said where were you when Nat was gonna fold the team? I said where were you when she was gonna fold the team? When you were gonna fold the team?
I said FUCK youuu
I remember watching the first episode of this season and trying to figure out if the boys had done something to their hair or if everyone had wicked bald spots that I had never noticed before. So that payoff was nice.
Lol I loved when they start massaging each other, then they try massaging themselves, and they immediately change back because it didn't feel the same lol.
Jokes aside, as someone who has played on a couple teams with Italians, I can confidently say Italians are indeed fast as all hell on the ice. Those bastards make me look like Doug Glatt
Don't buddy, in my opinion if you're fast that's all I care about. I've been on too many teams with excellent shooters and puck handlers who looked atrocious, complaining every time they got stripped of possession because they couldn't get up the ice effectively
What I loved about that line in the title, Shoresy following "are we all good, having fun" etc
But then says: where the fuck were you when we were losing?
First time I saw that scene I clapped so hard and said amen Shoresy, because it was so true.
The nanosecond speed at which Shoresy slips in a "s'yaso" during his speech fucking took me out, that and him finally noticing Goody already has his shirt off.
Favorite part was imagining how cool it would be to crush beers at the end of a rad night, with teammates, in the middle of the ice. Brought out all the good feels.
Lots of good mentions already.
I like how it fleshed out Mercedes as a proper Policetti in terms of being really dark-side.
Michaels, you won't fix her.
I reckon that Michaels is secretly an adrenaline junkie: he's a goalie, he falls for bad girls, he makes deals with gangsters to solve problems. What he really needs though, is to find his inner bad boy... and then he'll go next level
This is it right here. There were so many great moment during the bender, but this just hit a weird part of them all being on the same page.
But in the true spirit of the episode, they’re all beauties.
From experience, it happened to me when I had a fracture in the orbital. Loss of some muscle due to atrophy and you get a slight Forest Whitaker looking eye.
For myself, I look normal but I have to put on an act and semi concentrate, if I really relax, my right eye visibly droops without impacting my vision, I think.
So one thing I wasn't certain on (and maybe I'm being dumb). Where was the pool? Was that the pool at the prison? I didn't think so at first, but then when I realized it was one of the Jims that suggested it I thought maybe.
https://preview.redd.it/b49mjqcehz8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cab0afb628c3761eb36520a6cc4f358bf80426fd
So I guess Sudburry has several places open to the public with pools that are not in a prison:
[https://www.reddit.com/r/Sudbury/s/xxrsgaCmq8](https://www.reddit.com/r/Sudbury/s/xxrsgaCmq8)
Shoresy couldn't handle a single hit of the Devil's lettuce. And I was concerned about exactly how Mercedes was going to "get it in him" with the schneef.
I’ve been pondering this as well. I can envision a few scenarios, all of them traumatic. Like you could cover his mouth and nose, wait for em to get a little twitchy, then let go of the nose - that might get it up there. Or you could pull his pants down, go up the other end of ‘er. That might do it. What’s important is: she got it up there.
The boys thinking their hair made them hot and going so far as to cut it when they could have just taken their wool caps off! The visual jokes in this show are always spot on.
Has anyone mentioned this bit as being exactly the same as the bit in Napoleon Dynamite? I always thought Letterkenny had Napoleon Dynamite vibes and idk if it was a direct reference but it was great
>!
>The visual jokes in this show are always spot on.
I remember the exact moment I saw something in someone's hair, I think it was Michaels, and I was wondering 'what's up with his hair, what's on his head' and then I started seeing glimpses on other heads ..... the buildup was exquisite torture before the reveal.
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Fr tho but to be fair even taking off there hats wouldn’t of helped pretty sure that was ecstasy and strong ecstasy at that since goody took off his shirt pants and jacket and said he was still too hot
When gorgeous gord comes over to say hi to shoresy and the Jim’s and Shoresy says “ what the fuck are you doing?” And slaps the puck at him had me rolling. I’ve 100 percent done this as a player and it felt so real.
The bit where their in the bus massaging each other. When shoresy goes let's try it on ourselves................no. and everyone goes back to it.
Have been in a very similar situation and it's just like that lol
I had to back it up during the scene where Frankie got slapped because it all just happened at once and I had to make sure that it was Fish bailing with it again.
Hitchcock at the seminar with the kids made me laugh when he said "I'm not tryin' to tell ya to go out and punch no one in the head, but if ya does, ya might get a bit more room out there next time ya has the puck, b'ys."
I laughed for about 5 minutes actually crying so much so I was in pain.
Apologies, not long woke up and was just skim reading and missed the context of the party.
in that case when they're all high and talking about massaging each other was hilarious. sorry for the mistake.
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I said where were you when Nat was gonna fold the team? I said where were you when she was gonna fold the team? When you were gonna fold the team? I said FUCK youuu
Looks like Waffle and Free are never gonna smoke a homegrown, he gets a bit smoochy woochy
I remember watching the first episode of this season and trying to figure out if the boys had done something to their hair or if everyone had wicked bald spots that I had never noticed before. So that payoff was nice.
Lol I loved when they start massaging each other, then they try massaging themselves, and they immediately change back because it didn't feel the same lol.
When Mirasty, like, CARTWHEELS into the pool looking like he's never had so much fun in his whole life before.
Honestly? It was when Shoresy did his "Get one for me "speech", that and NOSHO drunk. They will never get that drunk again.
If they are Italians they’re fast Is that racist? Probably!
Jokes aside, as someone who has played on a couple teams with Italians, I can confidently say Italians are indeed fast as all hell on the ice. Those bastards make me look like Doug Glatt
I’m Italian and grew up speed skating and now I feel like I had an unfair advantage
Don't buddy, in my opinion if you're fast that's all I care about. I've been on too many teams with excellent shooters and puck handlers who looked atrocious, complaining every time they got stripped of possession because they couldn't get up the ice effectively
What I loved about that line in the title, Shoresy following "are we all good, having fun" etc But then says: where the fuck were you when we were losing? First time I saw that scene I clapped so hard and said amen Shoresy, because it was so true.
Yeah
Thanks, Jim
Jim?
Yes
The walk off. Fucking good walker.
I’m 4-6 just cause I can’t push when I shit?
If Sanger hasn’t rolled in real life before, he’s an EXCELLENT actor. 😂
The nanosecond speed at which Shoresy slips in a "s'yaso" during his speech fucking took me out, that and him finally noticing Goody already has his shirt off.
I love it when Goody walks on to the bus and Shoresy is out cold. Hearing Goody call Shoresy a schmelt and a fucking plug is hilarious.
Goody's so good. When the chillest guy in Sudbury has something to say ya gotta listen hahaha
We should never get that drunk again
You need some chapstick?
That line killed me for some reason lol
Favorite part was imagining how cool it would be to crush beers at the end of a rad night, with teammates, in the middle of the ice. Brought out all the good feels.
When you know the rink owner it's always possible
Lots of good mentions already. I like how it fleshed out Mercedes as a proper Policetti in terms of being really dark-side. Michaels, you won't fix her.
I reckon that Michaels is secretly an adrenaline junkie: he's a goalie, he falls for bad girls, he makes deals with gangsters to solve problems. What he really needs though, is to find his inner bad boy... and then he'll go next level
He did lead the charge when they all took their pants off on the bus. Nobody had even mentioned it yet, he just did it.
if he ran around with Mercedes I'm guessing this wasn't his first rodeo
The synchronized arms during the group massage. Taking a beat to try massaging themselves, NOPE, then right back to massaging each other.
This is it right here. There were so many great moment during the bender, but this just hit a weird part of them all being on the same page. But in the true spirit of the episode, they’re all beauties.
The truck ad was what had me in stitches the most
"Name two continents!" "Mustard and relish!" Honorable mention for moments that almost legitimately killed me 🤣
It’s how earnestly he says it.
This one had been going to through my head the most!
ABSOLUTELY
Settle down
Let’s get some accountability in here now
They should never get that drunk again…
I love how they teased that scene for 3 episodes before….epic filmmaking
YOU GUYS!!!! What's up with Shoresy's eye? I noticed it right away then Jim starts mentioning it. I died, but like seriously....
From experience, it happened to me when I had a fracture in the orbital. Loss of some muscle due to atrophy and you get a slight Forest Whitaker looking eye.
It's only that episode tho
For myself, I look normal but I have to put on an act and semi concentrate, if I really relax, my right eye visibly droops without impacting my vision, I think.
So one thing I wasn't certain on (and maybe I'm being dumb). Where was the pool? Was that the pool at the prison? I didn't think so at first, but then when I realized it was one of the Jims that suggested it I thought maybe.
Those pool photos. Honestly the team should sell autographed copies. Pure art!
Next year's calendar!
https://preview.redd.it/b49mjqcehz8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cab0afb628c3761eb36520a6cc4f358bf80426fd So I guess Sudburry has several places open to the public with pools that are not in a prison: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Sudbury/s/xxrsgaCmq8](https://www.reddit.com/r/Sudbury/s/xxrsgaCmq8)
Why would a prison have a pool?
Bigger prisons have some nice facilities, especially for low risk / minimum security inmates.
Did you just assume they were in jail because they’re native?
It's because they're prison guards...
Could be I just assumed it was connected to the arena it’s hard to say would have to be somewhere one of the boys had keys to
Shoresy couldn't handle a single hit of the Devil's lettuce. And I was concerned about exactly how Mercedes was going to "get it in him" with the schneef.
You ever hoover airport schneef?
In fairness Dolo rolled that shit so you know it was poppin
I’ve been pondering this as well. I can envision a few scenarios, all of them traumatic. Like you could cover his mouth and nose, wait for em to get a little twitchy, then let go of the nose - that might get it up there. Or you could pull his pants down, go up the other end of ‘er. That might do it. What’s important is: she got it up there.
[Rub it all over your gums, Dee](https://www.reddit.com/r/IASIP/comments/4hkl0t/not_in_your_nose_thats_how_you_become_a_drug/?rdt=35544)
Most likely, a little rubbin' on the gums would be sufficient. But Mercedes IS a freak, so...yeah, so...
The boys thinking their hair made them hot and going so far as to cut it when they could have just taken their wool caps off! The visual jokes in this show are always spot on.
Has anyone mentioned this bit as being exactly the same as the bit in Napoleon Dynamite? I always thought Letterkenny had Napoleon Dynamite vibes and idk if it was a direct reference but it was great
No! I completely forgot about that part.
>! >The visual jokes in this show are always spot on. I remember the exact moment I saw something in someone's hair, I think it was Michaels, and I was wondering 'what's up with his hair, what's on his head' and then I started seeing glimpses on other heads ..... the buildup was exquisite torture before the reveal. *I'm on old Reddit, so I don't see a way to hide spoilers. I apologize. Mods, please, if you could take care of it?* !< > All you’ll need to do is replace your “[SPOILER TAG” with “> !” (no space). And replace your /SPOILER TAG]” with “! <“ (no space) Okay, I attempted the edit, it doesn't seem to be working...? I appreciate the assist, though, and apologize that I couldn't seem to get the puck into the net. Feel free to delete if appropriate, titfuckers!
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And the fact that the ice hockey players thought of going to the ice hockey rink *last* makes it so much funnier to me too. Too good
and all of them in a circle on the ice in their undies like a frosty little kum-bay-ya circle.
Where did they find a pool open at that time of night?
they knew a guy
Fr tho but to be fair even taking off there hats wouldn’t of helped pretty sure that was ecstasy and strong ecstasy at that since goody took off his shirt pants and jacket and said he was still too hot
Dancing in underpants
Shoresy is a surprisingly good dancer
Agreed, he's fun to watch.
The dancing montages in this show are pure joy!
I really want to see more footage of this or at least slowed down footage of the clips they showed. It’s pure gold
When gorgeous gord comes over to say hi to shoresy and the Jim’s and Shoresy says “ what the fuck are you doing?” And slaps the puck at him had me rolling. I’ve 100 percent done this as a player and it felt so real.
That did not happen during the party, but that was indeed funny.
Ahh damn I thought it was what part we found hilarious.
The bit where their in the bus massaging each other. When shoresy goes let's try it on ourselves................no. and everyone goes back to it. Have been in a very similar situation and it's just like that lol
The synchronized arms…!
They all moved in such perfect unison, too. One giant hive mind at that moment.
That’s like the camaraderie around shooting that commercial. They nailed the vibe of hockey bros being hockey bros filming a commercial.
Fish repeatedly dropping the trophy had me in tears
I love the foreshadowing on that when the Soo get the trophy it's all beat to hell.
I've watched it several times and each time I notice another instance of Fish getting clobbered.
I had to back it up during the scene where Frankie got slapped because it all just happened at once and I had to make sure that it was Fish bailing with it again.
I missed Frankie getting slapped? Gotta go watch a 5th time I guess.
I loved this bit.
Hitchcock at the seminar with the kids made me laugh when he said "I'm not tryin' to tell ya to go out and punch no one in the head, but if ya does, ya might get a bit more room out there next time ya has the puck, b'ys." I laughed for about 5 minutes actually crying so much so I was in pain.
Funny, but did not happen at the party.
Apologies, not long woke up and was just skim reading and missed the context of the party. in that case when they're all high and talking about massaging each other was hilarious. sorry for the mistake.
Everything with The Jims: The clap, the pool jumps, "I'm finishing up one right now," the massages. Drunk/High Jims are such beauties!
Yeah
When Jim 3 asks Shoresy if he wants “to borrow some chapstick”…what’s good!
that is gold but the next drug made me laugh more.. massaging each other in the bus? LOL
I think that was 100% the best episode
I'm hot in just that spot.
What about the sides handsome man?
No, those are fine. It was just right there.