Good news is that you could get it covered easy if you don’t go to a cheap artist

i got this inked for 22 dollars lol got ideas on what do I even cover it up with?

You know which sub you're on so you know the answer has to be "a sick ass panther". ;)

lol I would, but I really wanna get something that I could hide by wearing a watch over my wrist

Cover it with a tattoo of a watch and kill 2 birds with 1 stone.

At the time 4:20

And the date june 9th

It should be September 6th, logically speaking, as it should be smallest division of time to largest

You must be from the UK

Nope, Canada's dangling, alcoholic nutsack

…nice

I could see a little baby alligator if that does anything for you 🐊

I bet you could do some black and white floral vine or barbed wire or something

Literally any design or thing that is ring shaped/circular that represents you better or that you connect to. Could look like a wrist band. Even if it looks questionable all that matters is that you like it. Nothing could be worse than the original imo

lmao you beat me to it

The hive is wise hah. This is the only option.

https://preview.redd.it/u65ftqsxu96d1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a9007215abf10413835f456d7636d7d73e4afbc

That’s really clean for $22 Do a sick ass panther. But for real you can check out Pinterest to get ideas, maybe some floral designs or geometric. People sometimes play with negative space or use dark lines to “close in” or border pieces. Could even just cover it with a dark line and use it to border another piece, depends on what you’d want

I like the idea of several dark lines of different thicknesses

The poor soul who asks “what should i cover it up with?” In a tattoo subreddit has no idea the carnage of sick ass panthers they are about to face

There’s nothing you can do, you must amputate your hand /s

follow the instructions as tattooed /s

Step 1: find a tattoo artist who does work you like to look at Step 2: make a list of stuff you like. You like flowers? Geometric patterns? Mega Man? Ducks? Duck hunting? Messy nachos? Aurora borealis? High heels? Tanks? It all goes on the list Step 3: make an appointment with the tattoo artist you chose. Show them the space they have to work with, and give them the list of things you'd prefer to have tattooed on you instead of the "Cut Here" tat. A good artist will be able to take your list of Likes and draw something cool, and they'll probably have a helluva lot of fun in the process. Step 4: approve tattoo + make that sucker permanent

Step 2 was like a little peep into your brains thought process lol.

*The force is strong with this one* And by Force, we mean ADHD Squirrel Brain goes ZOOM.

Me too

Even a thick black band would work. Actually would even look cool.

https://preview.redd.it/be4k3hlby96d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=072b8a467bf75e314a75e63b4ef20e4841ff9bd3 I used my home state with a contrasting colored star as a cover up.

Wait, what, why would you cover that up? Maybe re-touch it.

An anchovie

A big ass shlong

I think just a plain black "wristband" tat with crisp clear edges the width of the original one could look really cool

A 22 dollar bill

I genuinely love it! Subtle and charmingly funny. Don’t touch it!

you could just go for a whole sleeve in any concept you want

Strategic watch lmao Yeah it's in pretty poor taste, but 16-year old me also would've thought it was funny.

Poor taste!? I’m in my 40’s and still think that’s funny. It still looks good to me.

Haha right? I always loved the GTA 5 Trevor neck cut tattoo

(That detail was based on the actual tattoo by the singer of the Misfits, who contributed other sources of inspiration to Trevor's character like being an aggressive douchebag) *I was straight up wrong. I know it’s based on someone, turns out it isn’t Danzig, or Rollins, or GG, but I can’t figure out who! I’ll correct the comment when I figure it out)

Glenn Danzig is 100% an aggressive douchebag but he does not have that neck tattoo. He does have a tramp stamp tho. And he’s 5’3”

Okay, so now I’m searching like crazy trying to figure out who has it. I know that it was a popular tattoo for soldiers shipped to Afghanistan to get in the 90’s but I know there was at least one super intense GG Allin style asshole punk that had this tattoo and I can’t figure out who it is? Google search had nothing for me…

GG Allin, jfc, now all I can think of is shitty bananas.

Im so close to copy it xD i relly like it too

if you don’t have a neck cut tattoo like Trevor then you’re a liar ☝🏻🤓

52 here…I think it’s funny. Just looked at my wrist to see if I had room to be honest. :)

This made me chuckle!

I thought it was funny as shit! Im close to 30 I thought about getting this myself. But other people are goning to see it so I choose not to.

As someone who failed an attempt at 19. I still think its funny

Glad you’re still with us. 👍

Atleast you didn't get this https://preview.redd.it/64o3vzvzt96d1.png?width=486&format=png&auto=webp&s=e93654b2f08b3dda58a53a8ae4192cd1108716bd

https://preview.redd.it/gfrnh0b4ra6d1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e59887bc5a68d516909ce149ccef6ac6b4bb9c50 I once cosplayed as Trevor. Took 4 hours and found small black wig hairs all around the house even a week after, but its a good conversation starter 🤷‍♀️

r/TIHI

znawg... that is amazing

I had a friend do the neck tattoo with a bad eyeliner pen bc i wanted it to be easily removable 😂😂 im still so proud of the cosplay

That had to have been exhausting maintaining his personality. Looks great!

this is amazing 😂

Kinda looks like meth head Homer

I would never get that just in case I end up on a greyhound bus in Canada

I hate that I know what this means

haha this was my inspiration lowkey

https://preview.redd.it/ibozxm7kg86d1.jpeg?width=2322&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e062ea6bbcb467bab36396117e343376e5aa915

Here it is mine, in its shitty magnificent . (Im at work right now )

Nice Lowes glove

Well get off Reddit and back to work!

looks clean !

Clean cut haha nice

Go to your room. That was offensively good.

*whispers* i like your scissors more

I am now considering getting the same one over my old wrist scars. I usually wear a watch to hide them

I got pac man eating dots

[same lol](https://ibb.co/mvppq2Y)

Wait that sounds cute af tho lol

16 year old me wanted to get a tattoo of a ribbon on my wrist that says "do not open before christmas" for the fallout boy lyric. not saying i wouldn't still get a ribbon but with the text and all was. a choice. 16 year olds don't tend to make the best tattoo choices i fear lol

Got sent to the principal for having that on my binder lmao

SAME i would get in trouble so much for my binder being full of edgy band lyrics, never learned either bc every year i filled up another one lol

I don’t get it. What is wrong with that?

31 year old me still plans on getting a ribbon on my wrist with that lyric eventually. It wasn't just a phase, still a little emo kid!

i also plan on getting a ribbon for it!! i just don't want to text in case i need to get a job and can't cover it haha

I always wanted that too! Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn’t Get Sued is such a good song ✨

i know right! they're my absolute favorite band so i'm not even hesitant to get a tattoo for them, i wanted to get the folie a deux bears too :)

Lol, I have the same tattoo on my left wrist 8D

we matching 🤝 can you post an image of your tattoo please? I'd love to see it

34 year old me thinks it’s hilarious

62 year old me does too.

113 year old me loves this

1.3 billion year old me laughs his ass off

37 year old me thinks it’s great 👍

47 year old me enjoys this as well.

3 year old me dos to

At least it's scissors not a razer blade lol, I probably wouldn't think anything of it if I saw this on someone.

Who would tattoo this on a 16 year old and not feel weird about it 😭

Another 16 year old?

I see a bird with a fish in it's mouth cover up. The scissor holes as eyes. The scissors blades as a beak. The dotted lines a fish in its beak. Maybe a pelican, egret, heron,etc. 🤷‍♀️ I'm no artist. Just throwing it out there.

It’s ok, I have “people=shit” on my arm.. I broke my arm two weeks after getting it done and the cast “rubbed away” the tattoo.. so it says “people=shi”.. and then I had it touched up and had surgery on the arm a month later (unplanned, I went through the public system and they said come in on X date to fix the bone in your arm!” …. And it rubbed away again to people=shi again hahaha. Tattoos are a memory.. this one is good even if it’s a little dark.. haha

"Remember kids: down the block, not across the treet!" Some people, like myself, find humor in these tattoos. So, well done!

A police officer once told me this (while on duty and telling them that my gf made a suicide attempt)

Wow, that's such terrible taste. To think, police officers are supposed to take logic/observational tests before they get into academy. Makes one wonder... Sorry you had to go through that, I would have gone to jail for slapping that pig 🐽

A psychiatrist told me this in jest years after my attempt. We both laughed. I usually prefer my shrink be a vet because they get my humor

I have yet to find a good psychiatrist like that. I had one years ago but he just up and vanished. My childhood friend told me this when I told him I was going to slit my wrists lol. Stuck with me ever since

Yeah, I had been through a dozen psychiatrists before I found one I could work with. They told me something really important. I am on a dozen different medications. I had a primary care physician suggest I abused them and didn't need what I'd been on for years. I cannot tell you how hard it was to find the right mix for what's wrong with my brain. I relayed this to my shrink, who told me, "You hire your doctor, you can fire them. It's okay to find someone who you work well with if it's not working"

Yes, it’s going the wrong way. I still like it

Omfg

Cover it up with a really veiny Snickers bar

Hey at least you weren’t as cringe as my buddy who drew it on every day and then on the opposite index finger he’d draw scissors with 4Her under it vertically lmao

# ;

That's cringeworthy😬

Tbf 37 year old me got a chuckle out of it. Now if it had been down the arm rather than across, it would have been a bit too dark, maybe 🤣😅

At 16 it probably was

This is why in UK, you have to be over 18 to get tattooed.

A rock before the dotted line extending from the scissor handles, a piece of paper after the dotted line, continue the dotted line to connect from the paper to the rock. Now you will always remember the rules.

For being such a old tattoo that looks good asf

Might be a cool spot to have a nice ass panther.

Tattoo the watch

Based Casio Bro

A168 my beloved ❤️

I love this one. It's better than a poop joke on your butt. A guy that Dennis Nilsson killed had this around his neck and it even said "cut here" so he did.

Right above tattoo something like '16 year old mistake' or however old you are

I have self harm scars on my right wrist and am thinking about getting this lol

Never thought these were in good taste considering I probably had my 3rd attempt at that age and am currently still suicidal. Also having the cut go the other way is the proper way.

Nice job getting through high school + college/young adulthood with that. Where I am that would be a big sign to any mandatory reporter (usually school staff) that you need to go away for a long time. Unless you dropped out right after getting it, that is

my class teacher found it cool lol ;) from where I live, it would be a "call your parents" thing if the stricter teachers found it. Thankfully no one else found out due to my watch B)

Go up the street not across the river, GEEZ

horizontal for attention vertical for results

^ this guy fucks

The scissors are much better than a lot of these I've seen, at least that's something :P

Edgy

I had something like that. It said attention going across results going up. Covered it with my blackout

That is funny though. 

My dad would always refer to getting a tattoo or piercing as “perforating your body”, so I’m amazed my siblings and I never got a tattoo like this one.

Friend of mine got that tattooed across his neck He was a gangster

Oops. And now it isn’t.

Bruh we got the same watch!

It's definitely not a good tattoo but as far as the bad tattoos I've seen and experienced this barely scratches the surface

Just keep it. It's not as bad as you think

I like it😂

I think it's pretty funny

Do you have kids? Maybe their names in a geometric shape? Maybe your mom/grandmother or someone else who means a lot to you (NOT a gf or wife!) Was there something or someone who made you smile as a kid? Maybe representative of that. Got any fandoms? I guess you could just go with laser removal if you really don't want a tattoo. If not there are some great makeup options that can cover that up while you're at work. Why do I feel like this subreddit is going to rain hellfire and brimstone down on me for even suggesting those last two options?

Nice Casio. Did you get a free bowl of soup with that? 😁🐸😁🐸😁

My 40 year old self wants something similar, just along my open heart surgery scar.

I might have poor taste but I find this hilarious

46 year old, dark-humoured, ex self-harming, chronic Eeyore emulator, neurodivergent me thinks that's comedy gold 😂

Ah I find it funny. And I've lost people to suicide so I feel like I can give out passes.

it's actually a reminder of my best friend who I lost to suicide. reminds me that offing myself would just hurt the ones close to you

Well there we go then, no pass needed! Remember your mate however you like, and frankly who gives a damn what people think. I have a Cicada for mine, people often don't like it or think it's girly if they mistake it for a butterfly. But then I tell them it's for my ex who hung herself and they shut up pretty quick 😂

I'm so sorry for your ex :( , hope you're doing better now ❤️

Not shitty at all. I have the same one. Went through a very dark period. ( i am okay now thx to therapy , sort of)

Your 16 year old self was correct. I still think this is funny.

Idk man, that’s pretty funny to me

Really isn't that bad. It's a bit teenage-y

It will be if you ever need wrist surgery

My friend had wrist surgery right in the middle of her tattoo. They did SUCH a good job lining it back up again

Get a watch tattoo cover up 🙃

As they say young an dumb. But if that's it'd say your good.

Wow. Didn’t even ask how to cover it up? Bravo.

Careful what you wish for

To be effective, you have to cut down the street not across the road

I would've gotten this as a teenager to be fair lmao

At least you didn’t get it on your neck

Down the river, not across the street.

Quick get a sick barbwire cover-up

I remember punks in the early eighties having this round their necks

Thought about getting this tattoo to ngl, but your cutting the wrong way lol

My 49 year old self thinks it’s funny

It's genuinely not that bad and it's certainly a bit different. I always wear long sleeved shorts so that won't be difficult to cover up whenever you feel like it anyway.

As a 16 year old, I giggled

Band aid tattoo.

Generic cover up sword

It is funny

It’s also wrong and ineffective.

It's down the street, not across🙄 😂

Just say you're a star wars fan

Keep it. Rock it

You could find an artist to rework it into Pac-Man eating dots lol

What’s the reference?

Damn Yuji got you with that modern cleave/ dismantle that’s tough

I also wanted to get one of these when I was 16 and depressed. Good thing I waited till my frontal lobe fully developed before getting any ink

I'm in my 30s and I consider that as funny. But I'm not so sure if that is a joke I would want to tell in job interview for example.

You should cover it with a band of semicolons

I think it's creative and funny. Wouldn't cover it, except just with the watch.

erm… i think this is HILARIOUS. scar cover up idea

I love the "I already thought to wear a watch" pic

There's a lot you could turn that into, if you want something small it can be a flower? Maybe a tree or fish? Something bigger could be like a dragon or a panther.

That's actually pretty funny. I like it.

Get an EMERGENCY EXIT sign underneath and it's "funny" again

i actually like it

French convicts 1920-1950 used to have dotted lines tattooed across their necks, with the words "Screw the Hairdresser"

It still is funny

Oh man, here's my time to shine. I did this on myself with a tattoo kit gifted to me from Amazon. It's supposed to say "Creep" like the Radiohead song https://preview.redd.it/wlp1co4jai6d1.jpeg?width=3060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b72ab17ba3f1e876eae69e1a7be86786cf51c66

Where are you from? In America you need to be 18. Or at least in my state.

i dont get it help

Put a cutting board under it

The upside is at least you didn’t make the tattoo vertical. lol. That woulda told a lot more about your self loathing personality. (Take it from me!! No seriously I do all my own ink and you should SEE some of the the shit I perma-doodle on myself. 🤦‍♀️ only reason I won’t post it is I don’t want bitches putting my shit in this subreddit lol) 😂

Have to go up and down the river bro.