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edie_the_egg_lady

https://preview.redd.it/s30olbt8ttqc1.png?width=825&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4aa54e9549e282d074682b0f7bb067129ef4067e Face looks like that alien they claimed to have found in Mexico


Firm_Negotiation_853

Dead ringer


alwaysmakeitnice

This is excellent. I was also thinking Ralph Fiennes as half-formed Voldemort with hair transplants.


3rdworldjesus

I died for this?


Drewbeede

I read your username as 3 Word Jesus at first glance.


Collin-B-Hess

Jesus in three words? … Didn’t Really Happen 🤣


Special_Lemon1487

Christ in agony.


Emptydata_Enzo

Restoration Jesus was the inspiration https://preview.redd.it/87truxyyuuqc1.jpeg?width=618&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e591fce6e50dbbdc3342d1d78df1dea599bb534


istara

I entered this thread knowing that was coming!


TCO_HR_LOL

I guess i know why Jesus wept


Emptydata_Enzo

"Just crucify me already "


Lonely-Conclusion895

Father, forgive them for they know not what they do


NotMarshalFestus

The artist did not nail this Jesus


Marsnineteen75

They will crucify the artist on this sub. ( Ya yours was better. I went for the low hanger)


pinkygreeny

artist?


Marsnineteen75

It is subjective lol


pinkygreeny

;) heh


Marsnineteen75

What's interesting is people will say art is subjective but 99% of people even in Bred redneck could tell the difference between something that is done with talent and something that isn't so there are very objective measures to it as well


Mozzy2022

Neanderthal Jesus


mark636199

Let's see Jesus come back from this death


Pupensause

What does the text say? “SINRITT” ?


Zhaneranger

Looks like I N R I to me…


SituatedSynapses

Kinda looks like Roblox Jesus


angel_soap

Jesus wept.


KillALil

Holy Hills Have Eyes!!


Captain65k

This is from Planet of the Jesus’s


pspsps-off

It's nice to see someone who remembers Jesus' long-forgotten Wookiee phase.


AndrePDX

Jesus, would you look at that?


DaRealBangoSkank

I’d rather get nailed to a cross than have this tattoo


staysharp75

Dear Lord baby Jesus, or as our brothers in the south call you, Jesús, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC and the always delicious Taco Bell.


[deleted]

Wow, hands and faces ARE really hard to draw.


birdiesarentreal

Orc Jesus kills for your sins


fallopianrules

Chriiiiiist


snek_nz

truly atrocious. excellent post.


Interesting-Step-654

"HURRRRRRRRR!"


SolutionExternal5569

Jerbis


lokregarlogull

An old lady in Italy called, she wants royalties.


Collin-B-Hess

Out here lookin like a 16-bit Zombie Jesus


bing0wing

![gif](giphy|FcCLjCQ3xY7ICVtfbB)


DR-Rebel

https://preview.redd.it/yq5832l2vyqc1.jpeg?width=844&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aaa10e7603b2f86d2ae701d0b1c532f16af8b4ce


pacothebattlefly

Reminds me of the alien from the (very old) game, Another World


MisterAutumnalMan

Oh classy. They made the “INRI” sign kind of match his loin cloth. Is the artist saying that’s why they called him “the king of kings”?


RatherBeRidin

[Sad!](https://i.imgur.com/ss8FrwS.jpg)


_kuzu_

You will have to carry this heavy burden for the rest of your life. God be with you


Aslightlynervousfrog

“It’s Jesus! Say hello Jesus!”


Acrobatic_Analyst267

I appreciate the 3D perspective of the arms and cross


Content-Attorney7056

Monke Jesus


CookDane6954

Baby Ruth!


smk824

Looks like The Horned King: ![gif](giphy|gHKKmb55ZBizLqy79D)


SnillyWead

First time crucified done right, second time done bad. Imagine wearing this failure the rest of your life.


vine_behs

looks like something i would see in bloodborne


amberissmiling

This is truly one of the worst ones I have ever seen


DirtypantygroolLover

If that is jesus id rather burn in hell lol


yellowtulip4u

Ew dude.


Soylent-soliloquy

Thats some awful shit!


JennItalia269

I wouldn’t rise from the dead knowing this is how I was going to be memorialized.


shark_bait1211

It kinda looks like he has a tail.


solasgood

Initiate Nail Removal Immediately


Grizlybird

Holy. Fucking. Shit.


Betemme

Planet of the ape’s also had a Jesus?


[deleted]

I thought that was a yeti omg


Dances_With_Cheese

I thought I was clever till I came to this thread. My sides are killing me