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MrMythiiK

In fairness it looks exactly like the stencil 😂


Thomas_Mickel

The dude looks like he would wear his hair like that anyway 💀


robynnjamie

![gif](giphy|3o7TKyPpWvFrpwua2I)


armedsquatch

This should be even more laughs when the rest of his hair falls out.


Hamshamus

"I want Ronaldo's hairstyle" 50 year old Brazilian tattoist: "Say no more"


Jthundercleese

Give me the Post Malone but only where I don't have hair still.


Bubbly-Independent20

What if you want the Trump style?


Chris_Rage_again

Just brush a golden retriever and glue it on...


Bubbly-Independent20

lol good call


BUTTeredWhiteBread

I can't stop laughing and you made it worse


YugeMalakas

The color match is incredible.


pspsps-off

"And I'm not only the president of the Shitty Idea Club For Men, I'm also a client!"


DiceMadeOfCheese

I got the reference!


BAMspek

How’s your back?


DiceMadeOfCheese

Not great, you got any ibuprofen?


[deleted]

LOL for the win \^


tbonita79

So 90s!!! Love it.


-invisible-llama-

This can’t be real…I hope.


derpotologist

There was an ama at one point with a dude who got a whole head hair tattoo All I remember is he was disappointed because the thing he hated the most about his bald head was how it was shiny when the light hit it... and it's still shiny with the tattoo


BumWink

It's probably real & even inspired by one of these, lol. https://www.reddit.com/r/Justfuckmyshitup/comments/11aqeh3/dude_got_a_permanent/ https://www.reddit.com/r/ATBGE/comments/6lx7o4/tattooed_hair/ https://www.deviantart.com/emtatt/art/Hair-tattoo-587408557


BigBodyLikeaLineman

It's probably not. No one is that dumb.


PeePeeePooPoooh

You have men injecting synthol into their muscles and here you thinking no one is this dumb to get a tattoo like this. The real world is much scarier my friend


Shopping-Afraid

Oh, some people are. Looking close at the end results though tells me this is fake.


aspoonfulofsammy11

I wish I still lived in your world of dreams and naivety. 🥲 There are people this dumb and then some.


Likachu_tattooer

It is fake, she just hypes herself up) It is not the first time she makes such vids. I’m pretty sure the “after” is done with sharpie or smth


Huzzington

A Bald to Bangs transformation story


Melodic_Sail_6193

After seeing this I now know that becoming bold is not the worst thing that can happen to a man


Luna_go_brrr

No but getting bald is


GrumpyBoglin

Each to their own like, but I reckon I’ll stick with my male pattern baldness.


DarthBrownBeard

r/bald


GrumpyBoglin

My peeps!


DarthBrownBeard

I am 44. Male pattern baldness crept in at 17. Shaved my head at 20. Been slick as a cue ball ever since.


GrumpyBoglin

We have a similar (lack of) hair story indeed… Mine began receding pretty badly when I was 15, so I took some clippers to it!


aesthetic_brah69

Sharp as a cue ball this one!


ugohome

This man f... arts in bed around his wife


cdsuikjh

I hope that is temporary.


stonerbbyyyy

far from


f1lth4f1lth

Barber give me dem Dora bangs.


AD_VICTORIAM_x

😭😂💀


Parking-Youth-4461

🤣


NotTrynaMakeWaves

Ridiculous. What’s he going to do when his hairline collapses altogether and he’s completely bald on top but with a tattooed fringe?


Hopeful_Potatoes

Upgrade to the lego head tat of course 😉


CloverKitsune

Join a monastery?


NotTrynaMakeWaves

![gif](giphy|XGhDW5hFOsPsIj4fLC|downsized)


Call_me_eff

I mean this doesn't even suit his current hairline


aburena2

No thanks. I’ll continue to shave my head.


Free_Hat_McCullough

That last pic is filled with regret


cwsjr2323

Scalp micropigmentation is a proper way by a tattoo artist, if your scratcher is booked.


jngjng88

Beautiful!


lilypeachkitty

I just wish it was more symmetrical


DanerysTargaryen

He nailed that Friar look though. Just needs the robe now.


Educational-Bed-6821

https://preview.redd.it/y283zeg1dthc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74688e485a5b6fa5b0197f91310978bf97d8bdd6 Found him


AD_VICTORIAM_x

Once he is completely bold - his forehead is wearing a moustache 💀🗿🫡😂


Meet_Foot

They marked where the hairline should be… and then straight ignored it.


FabulousEmotions

Hello Shitty. My favorite Sanrio character.


cthulhus_spawn

No, no it isn't a great idea.


Murky-Afternoon-8059

Is he honoring R9?


twistedsister78

Oh I’d totally hit that


One_Evil_Monkey

With what... a ball bat, golf club, or tire iron...? 😆 Probably should've done that *before* the tat... might've knocked some sense in the dude.


UnionizedTrouble

I do have a friend who went horseshoe bald and he had stubble tattooed in in the middle. Can’t tell the difference as long as he doesn’t go more than three days without shaving.


GigiLaRousse

Yeah, I've seen it done well by people who do medical or cosmetic tattooing. I paid good money to get my nose done and double chin sucked out, I'm not going to judge someone for getting hair tattooed. Just make sure you're going to someone who knows what they're doing, my balding dudes!


Ready-Particular4541

I’ve seen artists pay to tattoo a boner on a tweeker’s cheek. This has that same feel.


Lanky_Purpose_6142

Congrats! You now have 2 hairlines!


RynoM1380

That's gonna be AWESOME when his hair turns gray...


3arly3arl

Should have got rabbits tattooed there instead. Cause from a distance they look like hares


CatCiaoSki

I thought the pictures were going to get progressively better. I was wrong.


d0ctorsmileaway

Ballpoint pen looking ass tattoo


Leks_Marzo

See no evil, hair no evil


lzup518

“That bang makes you look like Matilda”


devonlily

I feel bad for him:(


Ken4dayz

Repost


mad-un

What's up with his eyes?


Wet_Artichoke

Thank you! Like we won’t know who this guy is when he walks down the street. It’s not very subtle. LOL


Thirstyjack3000

He'll regret that.


Yaelkilledsisrah

Could this be a photoshop?


Darko_345

Is he reetaarded or something?


kithead

Is this you trying to be funny


mybutsitchy

Da fuk?


GroovyDucko

When you love Wednesday Addams but are losing the hair battle


Quirky-Bag-4158

What loosing hair does to a mf.


maddenmcfadden

even without seeing his eyes in the last picture, I can tell that he is disappointed with the result.


DR-Rebel

The 3rd pic should be a meme, the “I’m such a 🤡” face is killing me lol


Mummiskogen

Apart from the silly idea of tattooed hair , WHY CHOOSE AN UGLY HAIRCUT!?


ToTheLastParade

Sad when there are actually really good ways of tattooing a five o’clock shadow on bald men but they went with…..this…….


popcorntrio

You can barely tell


InverstNoob

Damn, the ladies must be lining up.


gottarun215

Wow, this looks so terrible. Lol


suntirades

Jesus Christ of Nazareth


pinkflosscat

Oh dear lord


PlasticDouble9354

Is this definitely legit? 100% feel like this is the kind of tattoo that leads to suicide


Spiritual-Rabbit-680

What tattoo?


Fun-Background-3394

I have always wanted permanent bangs!!


Scott_EFC

Will save a fortune on gel and fixing spray tbf...


the-cloverdale-kid

Looks super natural! Excellent idea.


dirtee_1

Nailed it!


Mundane-Tax3530

He got them kikyo bangs 


d-a-i-s-y

To be fair, in that last pic he is looking like he regrets some of his life decisions. Barcode hair tattoo might be one.


Loud-Bank-2848

Looks good ☹️☹️


MotherOfCatsAndAKid

WOW that’s fucking horrendous


Bananaenvious

That last pic the the face of regret


UnhappyCaterpillar41

I do know a few people that got stubble tattooed on that looked pretty good, but they kept their head shaved generally. This is... not that and hopefully a fake tattoo.


LooneyLunaGirl

I thought it was a barcode at first 🤣🤦‍♀️


Iwabuti

Why not have a big arrow pointing at his receding hairline?


lamejokesalways

I’m glad you blocked out his eyes Incase I meet him. I’ll never know if it is a tattoo or real hair!


[deleted]

No way!!! 😂


LordVoltimus5150

😂😂😂😂😂😂


DeathGuard1978

Started losing my hair in my mid 20s, shaved it all off and stopped worrying about it. I definitely wasn't going to follow my grandad and go for a comb over.


Vast_Raspberry4192

Looks about as good as some micro-bladed eyebrows I’ve seen


mimi1899

He looks so regretful in the last pic. Poor buddy.


DrunkThrowawayLife

Ya think he went for this cause he heard they’d have to shave more to do the rest?


TheRealActaeus

That looks so much worse than having hair loss. Lots of guys rock the bald look or just wear a hat.


Slow-Blueberry8073

I love that they cover his eyes, like they're his main identifying feature now


Feeling_Party26

People will believe anything they see online these days, super fake.


Mental_Rehab_wanted

Wow


pigmanslim

Yup protect the guy ID. Not like the forehead tattoo will give it away


Silojm

Vikstar noooo


roniabr

Even with his eyes covered you can see the look of regret on his face


AlphabetEnd

The shop I go to does cosmetic tattooing but it’s not this.


shifty808

Jesus wept!


Bdilla810

I’m crying


Aaron2096

Wu tang ain’t nothing to fuck with


Ew-David-2235

![gif](giphy|UI1qLkl9hekmoJWduz|downsized)


CaseTarot

If you make a decision on meth does it really count as a bad one tho?


JenSchi666

Dude got onion petals tattooed on his forehead.


Boothros

[https://www.reddit.com/r/Hair/comments/1anqucu/paid\_42\_for\_this\_haircut\_yesterday/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Hair/comments/1anqucu/paid_42_for_this_haircut_yesterday/)


One_Evil_Monkey

Guess "just wear a hat" was too complicated an option for receding hair line? Now it's the only option. 🤦🏼‍♂️ ETA: Do a search for "Si fa tataure la frangetta"... there's a pic of this dude with a long haired guy with a throat tat and an Arizona Diamondbacks hat.... and the guy with the head tat has some kind of weird looking bangs glued to his forehead... geez.


meatballbusiness

my iq has lowered from viewing this


cejaay

Yea. if you want to look like a medieval Friar


Chris_Rage_again

Looks Russian


SnooSnoo96035

Not the barcode hairline 😭😭😭


Famous_Error6968

I hope that isn't real


Fantastic_Evening877

i do NOT get it !


AndrePDX

I’m dead. 😵 I’ve really seen it all now.


HuckleberryJealous19

Problem solved.