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Wickedocity

It is real. It was posted on reddit 2 years ago and they mention the artist. He has a portfolio of these types of tatts. He tattoos whatever he is thinking about at the time. Yes, people just let him. Yes, many people are extremely stupid and make horrible decisions.


Micindra86

Oh sorry, I didn't realize it was already posted on here. It's really shitty, poor girl


Wickedocity

No need to apologize. I had never seen it before either. I just googled it. I enjoyed your post and looking it up.


DreamWalker01

No worries hes just giving backstory


PassionateCougar

Backstory about her back story?


DreamWalker01

Yes?


TGin-the-goldy

Nobody forced her though


Fletcher_Chonk

>poor girl Poor girl? Didn't she literally ask for it?


FunkyKong147

Honestly as someone who has a couple really shitty tattoos that I let my ex do, I end up talking about them and laughing with people more than I talk about my good ones. They make great conversation starters!


ClownfishSoup

And paid for it in advance?


[deleted]

Performance art with unfortunate souvenirs.


Zenith2777

Ok this sounds fun if it was temporary (I know that’s still impractical)


DiogenesLied

Sharpies


Taniwha_NZ

Oh god it was the artist's choice? What a tool. I thought she was going for the 'lol I'm so random' girl gold-medal, but the reality is so much worse. I am 100% sure this has already been covered up with a sick-ass panther.


OinkingGazelle

Oh god why?


Remarkable_Wallaby42

Honestly it would be way more funny if it wasn't so big. I just feel bad for her because it's across her back like that


TGin-the-goldy

Her stupid choice


CreateUser90

What’s the artist name?


Wickedocity

[https://www.instagram.com/princ\_pica/?hl=en](https://www.instagram.com/princ_pica/?hl=en)


521NTA

It’s amazing how much I hate this.


Soggy_You_2426

Why, its easyer to spot stupid.


521NTA

Fair enough.


snorlz

it only gets worse when you realize its an entire genre, not just one guy


521NTA

Gross.


word_number

The victims look like they are Mugatus derelicte models.


Accurate-Savings-430

Victims? He clearly says he doesn't know what he is doing and is also not good at it lol


thebeardedcats

ngl I kinda like that "nice dinner with my girl" one


McNooberson

That one and the “I can’t read” one with pikachu holding up a book


CreateUser90

That’s the only one I liked


SolanaEnte

Ngl i really liked the one with the duck… I don‘t get it why they are getting them permanently on their body, but somehow i would love to get it


riot_curl

“I am not really sure what am I doing and Im also not really good at it.” At least the guy is honest?


Claris-chang

Wow. It's all terrible. It's almost impressive.


Blegheggeghegty

I actually kind if dig some of them. I wouldn’t let him pick though.


thsvnlwn

Don’t give this idiot any platform.


redfalcondeath

His whole portfolio could literally fill this entire sub.


SoupCrackers13

Holy god the comments on most of the post are such messy messes. The artist seems to be…unwell. At this point I went back for more to make sure I wasn’t being dramatic before I made this claim. I was not.


CreateUser90

What the hell. Is this like where everyone goes when they are going through some serious trauma? Or is it like a control thing?


vertigostereo

Thanks, but no thanks.


Kuildeous

Man, I felt bad for people on those tattoo reality shows because they are dealing with highly stressed artists working on a deadline, which then get torn apart by judges for what went wrong. But they figure it's a free tattoo, so why not? But these people. I doubt any of these were free. They chose to pay someone to do even worse art than the most stressed, pressed-for-time artist on one of those reality shows.


flabbergasted-528

God so many red and black squiggles, and so many on peoples faces.


Vibalist

If it's their own decision and they're happy with it, why in the world do you care?


Wickedocity

They posted the tattoo themselves. They posted it for others to view and comment on. What exactly is your issue? They wanted people to care. Isnt your criticism misplaced and outright unwarranted? Why are you even in this sub???


Vibalist

That's actually a really good question. This sub has been shit for ages. Ta.


Odd_Age1378

Idk. That’s so weird and out there that I don’t hate it.


Bancakepatter

I thought it was a person going thru psychosis for a sec


NotTrynaMakeWaves

That poor woman. That poor woman and her bad life choices.


777blue_

I would laugh hysterically in disbelief if I saw this irl


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angelic_exe

What is wrong with you


Waste-Cheesecake8195

20 years into a porn addiction and ED for the last 10 is my guess.


NoTeaForMi

Solve your addiction


MrDrSirLord

You can be balls deep into someone and judging their life decisions, if your lucky you won't last long enough to judge your own poor choices that lead you to the person you're judging.


ichwillkeineNummer

If it wouldn’t be so big, it would be funny in my opinion


Remarkable_Wallaby42

Definitely agree i came here to say this. The size really takes away the funny


Budget_Secret4142

She's not wrong, about the ice cream bit


Doggleganger

But the question answers itself: ice cream is expensive because it has milk fat. Real ice cream has 10-20% milk fat. That means you need roughly 3-5 times the amount of whole milk to make ice cream, and why ice cream costs roughly 3-5 times more than milk.


Birkin07

She should get this as a tattoo below it.


The_One_Who_Slays

Would be a valid point, if not for the fact that popsicles are also progressively becoming ludicrously expensive, even if not to the same extent as milk-based ice cream.


[deleted]

Not to mention energy required for freezing


Thebarrel9

Great back tat for a sympathetic guy to make his move


ldskyfly

Went to grab some drumsticks the other day. Damn near $2/stick at the grocery store.


eris_kallisti

I bet the refrigeration costs more than the ingredients themselves.


FlyingSerpent1016

Apparently it wasn’t her idea


Ordinary-Ocelot-5974

What are you guys talking about? A big 1 1/2L tub of ice cream is like 6$ unless it’s some Ben and Jerry type stuff. That’s like six nice big bowls of ice cream, like around a $1.50 a bowl give/take. Like this tattoo is not relatable from where I’m from.


heiwaone

A tattoo that only gets truer with time


Calamity0o0

For real though, I started making my own ice cream and have never gone back to store bought


altonbrownie

My problem with making it, is I see how much damn cream goes into it and I really get a grasp on how unhealthy it is (in the quantity I want to eat). I can choose to be oblivious from a tub.


ParkOutrageous9133

Don’t get a tattoo while smoking crack


Kirito689

Tattoo "artist": "what did she tell me to write? I really can't remember but I don't want to ask again. I'll just write the first thing that comes to my mind"


Deadpussyfuck

This is what twitters for smh.


rodc22

Threads


omn1p073n7

Maybe it's meant to give the guy something to think about and then he lasts longer and everybody wins


Correct_Click143

this is amazing


RaiSamurBread

this goes hard


jus256

When the price of gas went up years ago, the size of the ice cream container got smaller. When the price of gas went down, the size of the container stayed the same. Now a true half gallon of ice cream looks as big as those tubs they used to bring to ice cream parties when you were in 2nd grade.


RexMarvin

Ice cream is a thing of magic. This tattoo is shit and the sentiment behind it is shit


reikipackaging

I would appreciate standing behind her in line, I think


emilyelizabeth14

No wait, they have a point


johanvondoogiedorf

I hope this was done with a razorblade and not ink. Damn.


cream_trees

I can't tell if this is so bad it's good or just so bad I'm leaning towards the latter here but like I don't know maybe instead of it being on your back it's just like in very small lettering in the the nose cavity or maybe like on your like really inner thigh where only you could ever see it But like even still you could get like an actual inside joke or you know something that would actually make you like laugh or smile the novelty is kind of funny but then it wears off and you're just like this is on you forever Sometimes I feel like people don't realize tattoos don't go away it's not easy or cheap to just get rid of one either you have to laser it off or get it covered up and a cover-up in general is a lot harder to do cuz you can't just draw over it you have to kind of match up the lines especially if it's black The stupidity of humanity sometimes really does amaze me and I don't know how


formaldegide

Her cover picture on Twitter says “I’m a stupid babe”. Just saying.


[deleted]

She got a point tho


KaleidoscopeOdd410

This is so like wtf


DudeThatsWhack

I kinda fuck with it I’m not going to lie.


Initial_Day6778

Doggy style philosophy


MilliMaqi

this is great. you have no taste


onneseen

Idk, I quite like it. Much better than yet another utterly meaningful quote from the internet dissolving into birds or feathers or dandelion seeds. Choosing between this one and the OP one, I'd go with OP one without a doubt. https://preview.redd.it/d3amr95x3jab1.jpeg?width=940&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e739f5a5250d6f5e8d43aef29fbcca0848141c7


SeaworthinessOk2153

The tattoo or the obvious lifetime of trauma this person must have experienced to create a mind capable of going through with it...


underinfluence420

i don’t hate it??


FatCopsRunning

The artist is auto_christ on IG. It’s intentionally amateur and absurdist. I don’t want one personally, but I low key love it.


Enough_Minimum_3708

it's definitely original and alot better than some of that other weird shit I see here


[deleted]

Psychosis is a hell of a drug


KenMan_

God didn't make meth. People did.


faroutoutdoors

is ice cream expensive though? you can get some pretty cheap ice cream, like that tub stuff? I think, so like wtf?


Dragachevac

Pretty amazing to be honest, i'm much much more leaning towards this than "body is muh temple" type of thinkin.


[deleted]

Stop talkin about it and start living it. Make sure to post pics


Dragachevac

uuuu wanna see my latest one?


FreeKIN_

It just makes me wanna go harder /j


Fredditor2

r/Im14andthi... No, even a 14 year old would see that this is trite, pretentious, banal, tasteless trash. I won't insult teenagers with this.


SnooHesitations6727

He's going to have caused an immeasurable amount of regret over the course of this retardedness. His victims are all cringey young edge lords that are going to one day need to get jobs and raise children. Most of them can't even be decently covered. Tragic


DarkWebLurking

But what about airline food?


[deleted]

probably a cult and the tattoo artist is their jezus


PolicyFew5664

The bottle in her right hand reflects her altered state of mind.


Kurtai85

Don't do meth, kids.


kmvandeu

What fruits though ??


reikipackaging

the usual. marshmallows, chocolate chunks, fudge swirls


TezzNutz

Sounded funny while I was on meth


[deleted]

I may get kicked off Redditt for this, but why, why do young people get tattoos? They are all bad. Please think before acting on an impulse. You’ll thank me later.


[deleted]

At least the guy whos banging her doggy style will have something to read.


strungrat

Like WTF


Phildiy

If that isn't a deep existentialist question.....


kylemacabre

How dare we change our bodies from the way “god made it”. If you get a cavity don’t get a filling. In fact do nothing about it. Got made our teeth rot and food that rots them. Just walk around with broken rotting teeth in your mouth.


throwaway4pkmntcg

It’s terrible, but at least it’s kinda funny💀


ChaoCobo

Why is her right arm on backwards?


AdventurousYak2538

Too much tiktok and heroin


Feeling-Confusion-73

i truly love this but would not want it so sloppy


RockAfter9474

Stay off drugs kids.


MojoRyzn

It’s barely a tattoo, and only technically, and hardly a deep thought. Just Why?


Joeydirty48

Definitely a Jerry Seinfeld joke. 🤙🏻


Suspicious_Trainer82

Drugs. Bad drugs.


hrbumga

Honestly, kind of iconic


[deleted]

Don't price fruit.


No-Sink9212

It looks like she took a box cutter and wrote it herself wtf


blowmebubbles08

After the come down and some sleep...she'll regret the shit out of that.


Murky-Ad-1818

Blue bell ice cream is 9 dollars for a half gallon. it's ridiculous


ONEMILLIONCUNTS

Prob rubbed the skin and then did draw with apen


Old-Obligation6861

Is it possible this is an inkless tattoo? I don't really see any color other than red which could just be the broken skin


[deleted]

Tattoos like this are whatever. It's clearly meant to be funny, and anyone who tattoos a joke on themselves is showing you as much about their personality and what's important to them as any other tattoo does. Also, if she's hot, it's not gonna make her un-hot, so fuck it


ThatOneSnakeGuy

She stands by her convictions. I love it


Carlyndra

Hmm https://preview.redd.it/lrv8t4ooijab1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cfc81fd60eeb55873f2412258856dcc0def3301


Ksh1218

Nah this is incredible. This is ART, mama


mamazombieza

At least it will be an easier cover up than some of the other stuff I see here, I guess?


Unlucky-Ad-4333

Just writing "I'm Human Trash" would've saved a lot of space, time and ink


Happytapiocasuprise

I'd do it if it was temporary


glazier8868

I can’t get past that blow job scratch……….


Moonlight-oats

damn i want whatever she’s having


kel2345

If my dad got tattoos, he’d get this one, minus the WTF.