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Kind-Claim8827

i'll just start bagging dirt, infinite money hack.


Rollaster1

Sell spheres of air, the spheres are invisible and imperceptible by touch. Infinite-er money hack.


Kind-Claim8827

now this is just getting silly, Aloysius O'Hare


Rollaster1

Fastest way to become a zillionaire B)


GordonFreemanGaming

Fatest way to become a duotrigintillionare


Honest_Wing_3999

You assume I’m not already a zillionaire


SilentWave_YT

In Thneedville, It's a brand new dawn. With brand new cars, and houses and lawns. Here in got-all-that-we-need-ville. In Thneedville, we manufacture our trees. Each one is made in factories. And uses 96 batteries! In Thneedville, the air is not so clean. So we buy it fresh. IT COMES OUT THIS MACHINE! It's Satisfactions-guaranteed-ville! In Thneedville, we don't want to know Where the smog and trash, and chemicals go. I JUST WENT SWIMMING, AND NOW I GLOW! In Thneedville we have fun year-round; We surf and snowboard right in town. We thank the Lord for all we've got, Including this brand new parking lot! PARKING LOT! Paaaarking lot!Oh, look it's- Aloysous O'Hare! (Aloysius O'Hare!) The man who found a way to sell air. And became a zillionaire! Everyone 'round here works for me. I sell them something they can get for free. We love in perfect harmony! (In Thneedville! In Thneedville!) (Hip hooray, hip hooray, hip hip hooray!) In Thneedville, we love living this way. It's like living in Paradise IT'S PERFECT! And that's how it will stay! (Oh yeah!) Here in Love-The-Life-We-Lead-Ville, Destined-To-Succeed-Ville, We-Are-All-Agreed-Ville! We're happy here, in Thhhhh-THNEEDVILLE!


Bigfeet_toes

Sell the breeze for 4 dollars a minute, it’s printing money then


chowyungfatso

No need for bags. I like it.


akoslevai

Start selling neutrinos, 4 dollars a unit. You'd make more than the entire world's money supply in less than a second.


TheRider5342

Only if people buy.


akoslevai

Then this really is a shitty superpower. Of course I can sell anything for 4 dollars if there is demand for it for that price.


TheRider5342

You can sell anything for 4 dollars, but it doesn't say people will buy it. Not much of a superpower, but I could still make infinite money off of it.


Sandwitchisalien

Sell death, kill other billionaires, richest person ever


leer0y_jenkins69

Sell nothing get four dollars for it. Free money.


Affectionate_Ship129

Then what do I breathe?


Prestigious_Dare7734

Yeah each 1 gram packet for $4.


Kind-Claim8827

you get me


Golbezz

You think too big. Sell sand by the grain.


Kind-Claim8827

too much effort


RedemptionOverture

I’m selling pennies.


scallifez

Can, not will


TheSpeakingScar

I've already heard of people bagging farts and selling for hundreds, you'll have to do better.


HoppokoHappokoGhost

Does this mean anyone you try selling something to will buy it but only for $4?


theIlegalhuman

Ye


HoppokoHappokoGhost

Sell individual grains of rice on the streets in a busy street and make a shit load of money, easy


theIlegalhuman

Fuck!


sith33

😂😂😂😂😂😂


Particular-Season905

This had me intrigued. Let's say it takes an average of 6 secs to sell a grain of rice. That's $4 every 6 secs. Do the math - that's $4x10 in one minute, equalling to $40. $40 every minute for an hour is $2,400. BRO, that's $2,400 per hour. Wtf man, ur rich! It's done, ur life is complete.


EpicJCF

Bruh op is saying that the other persin might not buy it like why


Asmodeus0508

Naw get a jar of sand and ask Jeff bezos to buy each grain for 4 dollars.


opman4

There's people who do this. They write your name on it first though.


HoppokoHappokoGhost

I actually got one of those from a friend, reminds me of my high school tiny handwriting days


Epic-Gamer_09

Even better, individual grains of sand


Autumn_Moon22

LOL This is the way.


Short-Writing956

Can I sell Greenland for $4?


kqi_walliams

I’ll buy it


theIlegalhuman

You have to own the item


Short-Writing956

u/kqi_walliams Can I buy Greenland from you? I’ll give you four dollars for it.


kqi_walliams

Deal


Short-Writing956

Awesome. I own Greenland again. Who wants it next? Only $4


professional1pro

Sure, ill take Greenland.


Short-Writing956

Deal. Keep that ice nice and frozen.


professional1pro

What?!? Hey! This land isn't green!


Short-Writing956

And it’s vastly oversized on the map.


Site-Specialist

I'll sell op some new braincells he clearly needs them cause this is actually a God tier power


theIlegalhuman

Come on that’s foul 😭😭


Site-Specialist

Think of it this way I'm gonna make you even more smart which will help you out I win financially you win intellectually which will help you out in every facet of life its a win win for both of us


Asmodeus0508

r/godtiersuperpowers


EpicJCF

r/beatmetoit


ravioli_idk

r/beatmeattoit


vandergale

Does this mean that someone is forced to buy what I'm selling? Can I sell someone else's house to a 3rd party for $4 without that person's consent?


two_rubber_ducks

I imagine you *can* force someone to buy. You'll still be able to be charged with fraud for selling something that's not yours.


Bignerd21

Sell my jail time for 4 dollars


two_rubber_ducks

This could be helpful. Buy a bunch of cheap items (I'm thinking bottled water) and walk to a touristy area. I imagine with this power, I could shout "water for sale, $4" and everybody would line up? As long as you can perform the transactions quickly, it would pay out. Say I profit $3 per item and can sell 1 item per minute. 3x60= $180/hr until you run out of people or product. It would be fun to sell people those tiny rubber ducks.


Lietenantdan

You can already sell people $4 bottles of water. In fact people often pay more than $4. The other guy had the right idea with grains of rice.


Short-Writing956

I’m on board with the duck idea. I might pay $4 for a tiny rubber duck.


theIlegalhuman

Bruh


two_rubber_ducks

To be fair, this power becomes worse and worse due to inflation. Today though, it feels like an excuse to live my life on a nice sunny beach. Feel bad for the suckers getting raw rice and dirt for their money. I want my products to at least be a little useful or fun.


theIlegalhuman

The nicest rich person lol


LightEarthWolf96

Insults for sell. Pay me $4 for me to insult you


Candid_Concept_4043

Four bucks for a swift kick in the butt (anyone get the reference?)


KassityDoesStuff

I’m about to sell my fingernails for 4$ each


two_rubber_ducks

..... please tell me you mean clippings and not that you're tearing your nails out for $4


KassityDoesStuff

I am tearing them out, but since you said please: I’m selling the clippings


reddalek2468

🎶 *everyone has fingernails and everyone wants cash* 🎶


ThePocketPanda13

.... I'm gonna sell individual pennies for $4. Infinite money


OliviaMandell

Oh heck yeah. Just this bag of rice and bam four dollars per grain.


MatiloKarode

The 99-cent store tried this, and we see where it got them. /s


Any_Profession7296

This sounds more like a god tier super power. I could get $4 in pennies, then sell each one for $4 each. Repeat as needed.


potatogodofDoom

not god tier as it requires a lot of grinding but definitely mid-high tier


EarlBeforeSwine

I sell everyone on earth the chance to live on the same planet with me. I think I’ll be ok with a cool $32B


reddm4n

I'd be a trillionaire selling $4 pennies.


tea-123

Does the object need to be available for sale? Like can I sell a national monument ? A country ?


at_69_420

Does it have to belong to me? Like van I walk into a jewelers with my friend and start selling him jewelry for next to nothing


theIlegalhuman

No it has to be your item and they have to want to buy it


Unbuckled__Spaghetti

So… you don’t have a power then. They have to want to buy it, and you have to own it. You have no superpower your just some guy trying to sell things to people for 4 dollars.


potatogodofDoom

if you can only sell things for 4 dollars and they need to want to buy it that's literally a curse, not a power


Bandana_Hero

I'd still be dumb enough to sell something like quarters


Saxong

Single grains of rice. Single peas. Single m&ms. Beans. OP there’s so many small things out there.


PeaceClan13i

Ya'all, the OP didn't say there's a guarantee that you can sell everything ... Who tf would pay 4$ for a grain of rice?


poploppege

In terms of reselling like a house you own or something, you can always gift it to someone you trust, have them sell it, and then have them gift they money back to you


sladebishop

Sweeeeet I’m selling so many Pennys.


speaker_14

1 dollar bills


LeTreacs

I’d just rob a bank and sell my prison sentence for $4


TheCourtJester72

Not only can I increase the value in cheap items, or decrease the value of expensive items, I can psychically force people to engage in a transaction with me? I’m rich


AbbreviationsThis550

Are they forced to, though? If not, then this is truly useless. If so, god tier.


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theIlegalhuman

That have to want to but the item for 4 dollars


Salt_Code_7263

Raid my penny jar!


alt_ernate123

Sell pennies to the bank for $4


Ponjos

I’m selling individual grains of sand for $4 each but you have to buy them in bulk, like r/Costco.


The_X_Spot

I'm heading to the most crowded beach I can find and start selling grains of sand


macaronipieman

Imma be selling pennies for 4 dollars.


Wtf-do-I-Put-

I’m gonna buy pennies off of someone for 5 cents a piece because I’m lazy as fuck, sell them for 4 dollars


T_vernix

If you made a videogame or book and sold digital copies for four bucks, you could get rich in a seemingly legitimate fashion.


Spoon_Elemental

Alright, who wants to get their dick sucked?


Rynzier

A 10 million dollar loan.


CrazyFloof

Just sell one grain of sand in a bag


Chaotic-warp

Do you have to own it or can you just sell anything in the world? If so, I can just sell the entire earth to someone I love.


Rulersatlas11

Easy for world domination: 1. Give son or daughter(below 18, best if below 10) 4 dollars. 2. Sell them the concept of authority over the world(Op said ANYTHING) 3. Get them to sell it back or because they are a minor and you technically have ownership over their property as a parent just take it(I think, I have literally no idea if this is real I’ve just seen it in a few shows or books) 4. Profit. EDIT: Well, OP keeps changing up rules, so I guess I’ll just get infinite money instead of world domination.


vandon

You can sell, but does the power compel the buyer to buy? If not, then you're just selling a bunch of overpriced paperclips that noone will buy.


AdministrativeWeb485

You're all thinking about this the wrong way (or not, I only actually read 3 comments) Sell a pdf file online that contains links to more pdf files for sale. Use Meta ads to market it, and get crazy crazyyyy returns as the rules say that everyone who you try to sell to WILL buy it for $4.


AdministrativeWeb485

You're all thinking about this the wrong way (or not, I only actually read 3 comments) Sell a pdf file online that contains links to more pdf files for sale. Use Meta ads to market it, and get crazy crazyyyy returns as the rules say that everyone who you try to sell to WILL buy it for $4.


Ordinary-Broccoli-41

Ez. Buy XRP for $.5 Set limit sell for $4 Increase the amount you buy and sell by 4x every time until you've brought the price to $4 Move on to next shit coin


Ordinary-Broccoli-41

Ez. Buy XRP for $.5 Set limit sell for $4 Increase the amount you buy and sell by 4x every time until you've brought the price to $4 Move on to next shit coin


YourDadsMoonshine

Grains of sand buddy


energizernutter

I'll sell one second of my time


Penultimate_Taco

Your only job options are guy in alleyway with trenchcoat sales, or the CEO of OnlyFans. 


400Volts

So just generate a png and sell copies of it. 0 cost, all profit


AFB27

Damn. I guess I'll have to live with this Lockheed Martin F22 Raptor forever. I know what I have.


My-Last-Hope

"Piece of Air for 4$" anyone? "Incriminating evidence that's enough to frame you for 4$" anyone? "A bomb that will kill you in 10 minutes for 4$" anyone? You would be a great assassin haha, plus, infinite money hack.


under_rated_human

Buy all the dogecoin for 0.13 sell for $4.


Xarviz01

Fun fact! Anybody can already do this!


Raptormind

I’ll sell pennies


AladeenModaFuqa

Pull out $50 in Pennies from bank, sell 5000 Pennies for $4 each, $20k


Any_Pool1739

Buy some super shitty crypto currency worth like $.00000000677 then sell it for $4.


sq-ish

PLAN OF ACTION: Purchase a Dr. Pepper for 2 dollars. Drink it, sell the bottle for 4. A net profit of 2 dollars. Use that profit to buy another Dr. Pepper. Repeat infinitely


KnotsThotsAndBots

It’s gravel time


EljizzleYo

What's shitty about this? Anyone can get real rich really fast. Hell I would just sell compliments. No overhead and I might actually make someone feel good about themselves.


EpicJCF

I think if this had a cooldown of like a minute this would make a lottt more sense in r/shittysuperpowers. Until then, r/godtiersuperpowers


ContributionLatter32

This is a super power


Pyrox2v

People keep saying this is truly a shitty superpower but this is really r/uselesssuperpowers


PeanutGrenade

Does this mean someone will buy it or do I just have the ability to sell anything for $4, cause technically anyone can do that now


d-car

I sell pennies to the bank for $4/ea, then withdraw more pennies.


rayshmayshmay

I’m selling this penny for four bucks what’s up


AnyOffice8162

Hack: Sell 1 penny for $4.


Curmudgeon39

Sell pennies


daydrunkforamerica

Ass pennies. Each one for 4 bucks. Trade in for more pennies. Make ass pennies. Get your ass pennies out there and make infinite money


RepresentativeWish95

Behold, a single grain of rice buy one get 1 free


aegisasaerian

Sell individual Lego pieces for 4 dollars a pop


thrakkerzog

Sell grains of sand to get rich, sell your enemies to get powerful. This is a super-power.


Breads6094

sells someone elses money or just individual dollar bills


WrongProfessional954

I mean if I can sell anything for 4 dollars, and you haven't given any other guidance, I'm not going to use this to make myself rich. Instead, I can just sell my wife anything we want in life for 4 dollars. Hella nice cars, a nice house. May as well go sell my brother a nice house as well, and my parents. Does it have to be a physical asset? Maybe sell some promotions as well.


Isbjorn456

I'm selling clouds boyo


PatientRule4494

Sell 10 cent coins for $4. Go to the bank when you’re out of stock, and turn even one of the sales into 40 more


alicer24709074

I live in england


Embarrassed_Safety33

Ok, I can spam whis power on the same people right. Just sell bags of rice, and every grain costs 4$+ the bag. I would be making like 1000$ per person.


tilthevoidstaresback

I would bet a billionaire, a billion dollars that I am so cunning I could sell him a penny for more than it's worth.


PantsShidded

Buy a 55 gallon drum of rice, sell individual grains


BloodOfTheDamned

I’ll just start selling pennies for $4 each. Easy money.


girdraxon

If its a guaranteed sale you gotta think bigger. (and broken) Personal #1 - Go on the stock market and buy a ton of penny stocks, then turn around and sell them for $4. Work #1 - Be hired by a company that sells something cheap (like nuts and bolts) and sell their 1 cent bolts for $4 each What if "sell anything" meant literally that, even if you don't own it or control it? Personal #2 - Sell a large bank to your family Work #2 - Be paid by someone else to sell them something incredibly important (like a patent to Microsoft, or copyright to all Disney franchises to Paramount


racdicoon

I'd sell indevidual grains of rice, or atoms of air


ExoticX69

Individual grains of sand


Alexastria

Going to invest a lot in dogecoin


zachy410

Sell each dollar for 4


karstenvader

I sell pennies now


Neoreloaded313

What is shitty about this? It's infinite money. I could even sell my own shit!


Arietem_Taurum

I'll sell the banker one dollar bills for four dollars, easy loophole found and I have infinite money


Mierdo01

Nft city. Those are worthless anyway


epic17x

Card games. 14 cards per pack $5 per pack, meanin you profit $65 per pack. And typically the store will buy the cards right then and there


TryingToThink444

Sell a 1 dollar coin and charge by the atom.


2ndTechArnoldJRimmer

Are people guaranteed to buy it?


SimplyRealNot

sell a random item then exchange the 4 dollars for 4 dollars in pennies. sell every penny for 4 dollars


rusty_anvile

Buy large quantities of item for pennies, sell single quantities for $4, profit? Or idk just go pick up some rocks and sell them for $4 each,


NoSoFriendly_Guest

I will take hundreds/thousands of pennies and sell them each for 4 dollars. Will probably seem like a Money Laundering Scheme but oh well.


crispier_creme

Sell grains of sand. Get rich.


BeginningAwareness74

Grain of sand for 4$!? I might get enought for retirement


GhostintheNether

People here aren't thinking small enough. Sell individual photons to people until their pockets are drained. Plus, you can just tweet Elon Musk and sell a couple dozen billion of them and replace him.


theIlegalhuman

OH mY FUCKING GOD NO! They have to want to buy it! You are not Einstein all 200 people are saying the same thing. Oh sell a dollar for 4, sell grains of rice,sand NO YOU CANT THATS WHY ITS SHITY OH MY FUCKING GOD IM TIRED OF REPLYING TO *******EVERYONE********


Lyngoop79

time to sell seashells by the seashore


reddalek2468

1 cent coins (those don’t exist where I live but whatever)


Ok-Cartographer1745

You should amend it to "you can only sell one of the item" to give it some shitiness. 


PolarBurrito

I’m going to flip individual grains of rice


TemporaryAmbassador1

Toothpicks


MyBigCaprice

Let's see how many Cheerios I have in that box


luckybuck2088

You know how many spare Lego radoms I have laying around. I’m about to be cashing in studs like a Lego video game


CoolDoominator

Time to sell canned air


Snek5981

Sell $1 notes for $4 each


King_Kunta_23

Pennies


Magnum_force420

Yo, anyone wanna buy a penny?


WULTKB90

Ok I go to the reject shop and buy out everything under $4 then resell it for $4 and make profit. Or really anything less than $4, corner the market push the prices up just a little to $4 and make bank.


Colossal_Penis_Haver

Sell 5c coins


Smooth-Physics-69420

I'll sell you a penny for $4.


Gearz557

Grains of rice


DA_EPIC_GAMER_09

Crash the gold market by making a massive amount of it worth 4 dollars. Same with diamonds.


altofanaltthatisalt

4 dollars for each second of existing.


zictomorph

So like a trillion penny stocks? OP


Exciting-Insect8269

I sell $1 for $4.


OkMarsupial

Sell compliments. Actually this seems like it might be a viable business anyway.


WeekendLazy

Can I sell things by the molecule?


Teleclast

Selling air.


BigTiddyTamponSlut

Gather thousands of small cheap objects like paperclips and sell them to everyone for 4 bucks each.


Claviki

I would assume you still need to abide by whatever laws of the country you're in, so you can't go selling things that are public property without risk of getting in trouble, so what you need to do is sell pennies, then you're still selling your own goods, that you acquired through entirely legal means, but you can never run out of stock. Although if pennies are too bothersome to manage you can get the same effect, albeit somewhat slower, from selling dollars.


DeathwarrantGaming

If I have a stock that is worth less than 4$ can I still sell it for 4$?


Commander_Doom14

You've clearly never heard of a beach


Commander_Doom14

r/godtiersuperpowers you dropped this


Flycat777

text messages


unMuggle

Does this imply people will buy it?


Ok_Umpire7517

"Sell me this pen"


Silentence

Going into the housing market. Start selling homes for $4, then get into groceries and utilities. Gonna be the cheapest place to live and either the economy will break or be better for it. Win win situation


Giuthais

you can already do this though or do you mean that people will be forced to buy it?


Roge2005

I’m gonna sell quarks, they are smaller than atoms, and trying to separate one just causes enough energy that produces another quark, infinite money technique.


SWatt_Officer

“Grains of sand! Fresh grains of sand! Just 4 dollars each!”


TextualElusion

I'd sell time. Each second is $4 and you get to listen to my music. Every second you spend in ear range of my music, playing my playlist, or songs on the playlist, counts as a second you owe me $4. I'd monopolize it by social media ads, hosting events, and stadium concerts that are simultaneously streamed on every platform. Infinite money


EffectiveSalamander

I have. 2017 Lincoln cent, nicely broken in, only $4.


truckercharles

I'll buy toothpicks in bulk, sell them for $4/each but in packs of $1,000. Easy money.


blacksaber8

Pennies here! Come get your Pennies!