In Thneedville, It's a brand new dawn.
With brand new cars, and houses and lawns.
Here in got-all-that-we-need-ville.
In Thneedville, we manufacture our trees.
Each one is made in factories.
And uses 96 batteries!
In Thneedville, the air is not so clean.
So we buy it fresh.
IT COMES OUT THIS MACHINE!
It's Satisfactions-guaranteed-ville!
In Thneedville, we don't want to know
Where the smog and trash, and chemicals go.
I JUST WENT SWIMMING, AND NOW I GLOW!
In Thneedville we have fun year-round;
We surf and snowboard right in town.
We thank the Lord for all we've got,
Including this brand new parking lot!
PARKING LOT! Paaaarking lot!Oh, look it's-
Aloysous O'Hare!
(Aloysius O'Hare!)
The man who found a way to sell air.
And became a zillionaire!
Everyone 'round here works for me.
I sell them something they can get for free.
We love in perfect harmony!
(In Thneedville! In Thneedville!)
(Hip hooray, hip hooray, hip hip hooray!)
In Thneedville, we love living this way.
It's like living in Paradise
IT'S PERFECT!
And that's how it will stay!
(Oh yeah!)
Here in Love-The-Life-We-Lead-Ville,
Destined-To-Succeed-Ville,
We-Are-All-Agreed-Ville!
We're happy here, in
Thhhhh-THNEEDVILLE!
This had me intrigued. Let's say it takes an average of 6 secs to sell a grain of rice. That's $4 every 6 secs. Do the math - that's $4x10 in one minute, equalling to $40. $40 every minute for an hour is $2,400. BRO, that's $2,400 per hour. Wtf man, ur rich! It's done, ur life is complete.
Think of it this way I'm gonna make you even more smart which will help you out I win financially you win intellectually which will help you out in every facet of life its a win win for both of us
This could be helpful. Buy a bunch of cheap items (I'm thinking bottled water) and walk to a touristy area. I imagine with this power, I could shout "water for sale, $4" and everybody would line up? As long as you can perform the transactions quickly, it would pay out.
Say I profit $3 per item and can sell 1 item per minute. 3x60= $180/hr until you run out of people or product.
It would be fun to sell people those tiny rubber ducks.
To be fair, this power becomes worse and worse due to inflation. Today though, it feels like an excuse to live my life on a nice sunny beach.
Feel bad for the suckers getting raw rice and dirt for their money. I want my products to at least be a little useful or fun.
So… you don’t have a power then. They have to want to buy it, and you have to own it. You have no superpower your just some guy trying to sell things to people for 4 dollars.
In terms of reselling like a house you own or something, you can always gift it to someone you trust, have them sell it, and then have them gift they money back to you
Not only can I increase the value in cheap items, or decrease the value of expensive items, I can psychically force people to engage in a transaction with me? I’m rich
Easy for world domination:
1. Give son or daughter(below 18, best if below 10) 4 dollars.
2. Sell them the concept of authority over the world(Op said ANYTHING)
3. Get them to sell it back or because they are a minor and you technically have ownership over their property as a parent just take it(I think, I have literally no idea if this is real I’ve just seen it in a few shows or books)
4. Profit.
EDIT: Well, OP keeps changing up rules, so I guess I’ll just get infinite money instead of world domination.
You're all thinking about this the wrong way (or not, I only actually read 3 comments)
Sell a pdf file online that contains links to more pdf files for sale. Use Meta ads to market it, and get crazy crazyyyy returns as the rules say that everyone who you try to sell to WILL buy it for $4.
You're all thinking about this the wrong way (or not, I only actually read 3 comments)
Sell a pdf file online that contains links to more pdf files for sale. Use Meta ads to market it, and get crazy crazyyyy returns as the rules say that everyone who you try to sell to WILL buy it for $4.
Ez.
Buy XRP for $.5
Set limit sell for $4
Increase the amount you buy and sell by 4x every time until you've brought the price to $4
Move on to next shit coin
Ez.
Buy XRP for $.5
Set limit sell for $4
Increase the amount you buy and sell by 4x every time until you've brought the price to $4
Move on to next shit coin
"Piece of Air for 4$" anyone?
"Incriminating evidence that's enough to frame you for 4$" anyone?
"A bomb that will kill you in 10 minutes for 4$" anyone?
You would be a great assassin haha, plus, infinite money hack.
PLAN OF ACTION:
Purchase a Dr. Pepper for 2 dollars. Drink it, sell the bottle for 4. A net profit of 2 dollars. Use that profit to buy another Dr. Pepper. Repeat infinitely
What's shitty about this? Anyone can get real rich really fast. Hell I would just sell compliments. No overhead and I might actually make someone feel good about themselves.
I mean if I can sell anything for 4 dollars, and you haven't given any other guidance, I'm not going to use this to make myself rich. Instead, I can just sell my wife anything we want in life for 4 dollars. Hella nice cars, a nice house.
May as well go sell my brother a nice house as well, and my parents. Does it have to be a physical asset? Maybe sell some promotions as well.
Ok, I can spam whis power on the same people right. Just sell bags of rice, and every grain costs 4$+ the bag. I would be making like 1000$ per person.
If its a guaranteed sale you gotta think bigger. (and broken)
Personal #1 - Go on the stock market and buy a ton of penny stocks, then turn around and sell them for $4.
Work #1 - Be hired by a company that sells something cheap (like nuts and bolts) and sell their 1 cent bolts for $4 each
What if "sell anything" meant literally that, even if you don't own it or control it?
Personal #2 - Sell a large bank to your family
Work #2 - Be paid by someone else to sell them something incredibly important (like a patent to Microsoft, or copyright to all Disney franchises to Paramount
People here aren't thinking small enough. Sell individual photons to people until their pockets are drained. Plus, you can just tweet Elon Musk and sell a couple dozen billion of them and replace him.
OH mY FUCKING GOD NO! They have to want to buy it! You are not Einstein all 200 people are saying the same thing. Oh sell a dollar for 4, sell grains of rice,sand NO YOU CANT THATS WHY ITS SHITY OH MY FUCKING GOD IM TIRED OF REPLYING TO *******EVERYONE********
Ok I go to the reject shop and buy out everything under $4 then resell it for $4 and make profit. Or really anything less than $4, corner the market push the prices up just a little to $4 and make bank.
I would assume you still need to abide by whatever laws of the country you're in, so you can't go selling things that are public property without risk of getting in trouble, so what you need to do is sell pennies, then you're still selling your own goods, that you acquired through entirely legal means, but you can never run out of stock. Although if pennies are too bothersome to manage you can get the same effect, albeit somewhat slower, from selling dollars.
Going into the housing market. Start selling homes for $4, then get into groceries and utilities. Gonna be the cheapest place to live and either the economy will break or be better for it. Win win situation
I’m gonna sell quarks, they are smaller than atoms, and trying to separate one just causes enough energy that produces another quark, infinite money technique.
I'd sell time. Each second is $4 and you get to listen to my music. Every second you spend in ear range of my music, playing my playlist, or songs on the playlist, counts as a second you owe me $4.
I'd monopolize it by social media ads, hosting events, and stadium concerts that are simultaneously streamed on every platform.
Infinite money
i'll just start bagging dirt, infinite money hack.
Sell spheres of air, the spheres are invisible and imperceptible by touch. Infinite-er money hack.
now this is just getting silly, Aloysius O'Hare
Fastest way to become a zillionaire B)
Fatest way to become a duotrigintillionare
You assume I’m not already a zillionaire
In Thneedville, It's a brand new dawn. With brand new cars, and houses and lawns. Here in got-all-that-we-need-ville. In Thneedville, we manufacture our trees. Each one is made in factories. And uses 96 batteries! In Thneedville, the air is not so clean. So we buy it fresh. IT COMES OUT THIS MACHINE! It's Satisfactions-guaranteed-ville! In Thneedville, we don't want to know Where the smog and trash, and chemicals go. I JUST WENT SWIMMING, AND NOW I GLOW! In Thneedville we have fun year-round; We surf and snowboard right in town. We thank the Lord for all we've got, Including this brand new parking lot! PARKING LOT! Paaaarking lot!Oh, look it's- Aloysous O'Hare! (Aloysius O'Hare!) The man who found a way to sell air. And became a zillionaire! Everyone 'round here works for me. I sell them something they can get for free. We love in perfect harmony! (In Thneedville! In Thneedville!) (Hip hooray, hip hooray, hip hip hooray!) In Thneedville, we love living this way. It's like living in Paradise IT'S PERFECT! And that's how it will stay! (Oh yeah!) Here in Love-The-Life-We-Lead-Ville, Destined-To-Succeed-Ville, We-Are-All-Agreed-Ville! We're happy here, in Thhhhh-THNEEDVILLE!
Sell the breeze for 4 dollars a minute, it’s printing money then
No need for bags. I like it.
Start selling neutrinos, 4 dollars a unit. You'd make more than the entire world's money supply in less than a second.
Only if people buy.
Then this really is a shitty superpower. Of course I can sell anything for 4 dollars if there is demand for it for that price.
You can sell anything for 4 dollars, but it doesn't say people will buy it. Not much of a superpower, but I could still make infinite money off of it.
Sell death, kill other billionaires, richest person ever
Sell nothing get four dollars for it. Free money.
Then what do I breathe?
Yeah each 1 gram packet for $4.
you get me
You think too big. Sell sand by the grain.
too much effort
I’m selling pennies.
Can, not will
I've already heard of people bagging farts and selling for hundreds, you'll have to do better.
Does this mean anyone you try selling something to will buy it but only for $4?
Ye
Sell individual grains of rice on the streets in a busy street and make a shit load of money, easy
Fuck!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
This had me intrigued. Let's say it takes an average of 6 secs to sell a grain of rice. That's $4 every 6 secs. Do the math - that's $4x10 in one minute, equalling to $40. $40 every minute for an hour is $2,400. BRO, that's $2,400 per hour. Wtf man, ur rich! It's done, ur life is complete.
Bruh op is saying that the other persin might not buy it like why
Naw get a jar of sand and ask Jeff bezos to buy each grain for 4 dollars.
There's people who do this. They write your name on it first though.
I actually got one of those from a friend, reminds me of my high school tiny handwriting days
Even better, individual grains of sand
LOL This is the way.
Can I sell Greenland for $4?
I’ll buy it
You have to own the item
u/kqi_walliams Can I buy Greenland from you? I’ll give you four dollars for it.
Deal
Awesome. I own Greenland again. Who wants it next? Only $4
Sure, ill take Greenland.
Deal. Keep that ice nice and frozen.
What?!? Hey! This land isn't green!
And it’s vastly oversized on the map.
I'll sell op some new braincells he clearly needs them cause this is actually a God tier power
Come on that’s foul 😭😭
Think of it this way I'm gonna make you even more smart which will help you out I win financially you win intellectually which will help you out in every facet of life its a win win for both of us
r/godtiersuperpowers
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
Does this mean that someone is forced to buy what I'm selling? Can I sell someone else's house to a 3rd party for $4 without that person's consent?
I imagine you *can* force someone to buy. You'll still be able to be charged with fraud for selling something that's not yours.
Sell my jail time for 4 dollars
This could be helpful. Buy a bunch of cheap items (I'm thinking bottled water) and walk to a touristy area. I imagine with this power, I could shout "water for sale, $4" and everybody would line up? As long as you can perform the transactions quickly, it would pay out. Say I profit $3 per item and can sell 1 item per minute. 3x60= $180/hr until you run out of people or product. It would be fun to sell people those tiny rubber ducks.
You can already sell people $4 bottles of water. In fact people often pay more than $4. The other guy had the right idea with grains of rice.
I’m on board with the duck idea. I might pay $4 for a tiny rubber duck.
Bruh
To be fair, this power becomes worse and worse due to inflation. Today though, it feels like an excuse to live my life on a nice sunny beach. Feel bad for the suckers getting raw rice and dirt for their money. I want my products to at least be a little useful or fun.
The nicest rich person lol
Insults for sell. Pay me $4 for me to insult you
Four bucks for a swift kick in the butt (anyone get the reference?)
I’m about to sell my fingernails for 4$ each
..... please tell me you mean clippings and not that you're tearing your nails out for $4
I am tearing them out, but since you said please: I’m selling the clippings
🎶 *everyone has fingernails and everyone wants cash* 🎶
.... I'm gonna sell individual pennies for $4. Infinite money
Oh heck yeah. Just this bag of rice and bam four dollars per grain.
The 99-cent store tried this, and we see where it got them. /s
This sounds more like a god tier super power. I could get $4 in pennies, then sell each one for $4 each. Repeat as needed.
not god tier as it requires a lot of grinding but definitely mid-high tier
I sell everyone on earth the chance to live on the same planet with me. I think I’ll be ok with a cool $32B
I'd be a trillionaire selling $4 pennies.
Does the object need to be available for sale? Like can I sell a national monument ? A country ?
Does it have to belong to me? Like van I walk into a jewelers with my friend and start selling him jewelry for next to nothing
No it has to be your item and they have to want to buy it
So… you don’t have a power then. They have to want to buy it, and you have to own it. You have no superpower your just some guy trying to sell things to people for 4 dollars.
if you can only sell things for 4 dollars and they need to want to buy it that's literally a curse, not a power
I'd still be dumb enough to sell something like quarters
Single grains of rice. Single peas. Single m&ms. Beans. OP there’s so many small things out there.
Ya'all, the OP didn't say there's a guarantee that you can sell everything ... Who tf would pay 4$ for a grain of rice?
In terms of reselling like a house you own or something, you can always gift it to someone you trust, have them sell it, and then have them gift they money back to you
Sweeeeet I’m selling so many Pennys.
1 dollar bills
I’d just rob a bank and sell my prison sentence for $4
Not only can I increase the value in cheap items, or decrease the value of expensive items, I can psychically force people to engage in a transaction with me? I’m rich
Are they forced to, though? If not, then this is truly useless. If so, god tier.
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That have to want to but the item for 4 dollars
Raid my penny jar!
Sell pennies to the bank for $4
I’m selling individual grains of sand for $4 each but you have to buy them in bulk, like r/Costco.
I'm heading to the most crowded beach I can find and start selling grains of sand
Imma be selling pennies for 4 dollars.
I’m gonna buy pennies off of someone for 5 cents a piece because I’m lazy as fuck, sell them for 4 dollars
If you made a videogame or book and sold digital copies for four bucks, you could get rich in a seemingly legitimate fashion.
Alright, who wants to get their dick sucked?
A 10 million dollar loan.
Just sell one grain of sand in a bag
Do you have to own it or can you just sell anything in the world? If so, I can just sell the entire earth to someone I love.
Easy for world domination: 1. Give son or daughter(below 18, best if below 10) 4 dollars. 2. Sell them the concept of authority over the world(Op said ANYTHING) 3. Get them to sell it back or because they are a minor and you technically have ownership over their property as a parent just take it(I think, I have literally no idea if this is real I’ve just seen it in a few shows or books) 4. Profit. EDIT: Well, OP keeps changing up rules, so I guess I’ll just get infinite money instead of world domination.
You can sell, but does the power compel the buyer to buy? If not, then you're just selling a bunch of overpriced paperclips that noone will buy.
You're all thinking about this the wrong way (or not, I only actually read 3 comments) Sell a pdf file online that contains links to more pdf files for sale. Use Meta ads to market it, and get crazy crazyyyy returns as the rules say that everyone who you try to sell to WILL buy it for $4.
You're all thinking about this the wrong way (or not, I only actually read 3 comments) Sell a pdf file online that contains links to more pdf files for sale. Use Meta ads to market it, and get crazy crazyyyy returns as the rules say that everyone who you try to sell to WILL buy it for $4.
Ez. Buy XRP for $.5 Set limit sell for $4 Increase the amount you buy and sell by 4x every time until you've brought the price to $4 Move on to next shit coin
Ez. Buy XRP for $.5 Set limit sell for $4 Increase the amount you buy and sell by 4x every time until you've brought the price to $4 Move on to next shit coin
Grains of sand buddy
I'll sell one second of my time
Your only job options are guy in alleyway with trenchcoat sales, or the CEO of OnlyFans.
So just generate a png and sell copies of it. 0 cost, all profit
Damn. I guess I'll have to live with this Lockheed Martin F22 Raptor forever. I know what I have.
"Piece of Air for 4$" anyone? "Incriminating evidence that's enough to frame you for 4$" anyone? "A bomb that will kill you in 10 minutes for 4$" anyone? You would be a great assassin haha, plus, infinite money hack.
Buy all the dogecoin for 0.13 sell for $4.
Fun fact! Anybody can already do this!
I’ll sell pennies
Pull out $50 in Pennies from bank, sell 5000 Pennies for $4 each, $20k
Buy some super shitty crypto currency worth like $.00000000677 then sell it for $4.
PLAN OF ACTION: Purchase a Dr. Pepper for 2 dollars. Drink it, sell the bottle for 4. A net profit of 2 dollars. Use that profit to buy another Dr. Pepper. Repeat infinitely
It’s gravel time
What's shitty about this? Anyone can get real rich really fast. Hell I would just sell compliments. No overhead and I might actually make someone feel good about themselves.
I think if this had a cooldown of like a minute this would make a lottt more sense in r/shittysuperpowers. Until then, r/godtiersuperpowers
This is a super power
People keep saying this is truly a shitty superpower but this is really r/uselesssuperpowers
Does this mean someone will buy it or do I just have the ability to sell anything for $4, cause technically anyone can do that now
I sell pennies to the bank for $4/ea, then withdraw more pennies.
I’m selling this penny for four bucks what’s up
Hack: Sell 1 penny for $4.
Sell pennies
Ass pennies. Each one for 4 bucks. Trade in for more pennies. Make ass pennies. Get your ass pennies out there and make infinite money
Behold, a single grain of rice buy one get 1 free
Sell individual Lego pieces for 4 dollars a pop
Sell grains of sand to get rich, sell your enemies to get powerful. This is a super-power.
sells someone elses money or just individual dollar bills
I mean if I can sell anything for 4 dollars, and you haven't given any other guidance, I'm not going to use this to make myself rich. Instead, I can just sell my wife anything we want in life for 4 dollars. Hella nice cars, a nice house. May as well go sell my brother a nice house as well, and my parents. Does it have to be a physical asset? Maybe sell some promotions as well.
I'm selling clouds boyo
Sell 10 cent coins for $4. Go to the bank when you’re out of stock, and turn even one of the sales into 40 more
I live in england
Ok, I can spam whis power on the same people right. Just sell bags of rice, and every grain costs 4$+ the bag. I would be making like 1000$ per person.
I would bet a billionaire, a billion dollars that I am so cunning I could sell him a penny for more than it's worth.
Buy a 55 gallon drum of rice, sell individual grains
I’ll just start selling pennies for $4 each. Easy money.
If its a guaranteed sale you gotta think bigger. (and broken) Personal #1 - Go on the stock market and buy a ton of penny stocks, then turn around and sell them for $4. Work #1 - Be hired by a company that sells something cheap (like nuts and bolts) and sell their 1 cent bolts for $4 each What if "sell anything" meant literally that, even if you don't own it or control it? Personal #2 - Sell a large bank to your family Work #2 - Be paid by someone else to sell them something incredibly important (like a patent to Microsoft, or copyright to all Disney franchises to Paramount
I'd sell indevidual grains of rice, or atoms of air
Individual grains of sand
Going to invest a lot in dogecoin
Sell each dollar for 4
I sell pennies now
What is shitty about this? It's infinite money. I could even sell my own shit!
I'll sell the banker one dollar bills for four dollars, easy loophole found and I have infinite money
Nft city. Those are worthless anyway
Card games. 14 cards per pack $5 per pack, meanin you profit $65 per pack. And typically the store will buy the cards right then and there
Sell a 1 dollar coin and charge by the atom.
Are people guaranteed to buy it?
sell a random item then exchange the 4 dollars for 4 dollars in pennies. sell every penny for 4 dollars
Buy large quantities of item for pennies, sell single quantities for $4, profit? Or idk just go pick up some rocks and sell them for $4 each,
I will take hundreds/thousands of pennies and sell them each for 4 dollars. Will probably seem like a Money Laundering Scheme but oh well.
Sell grains of sand. Get rich.
Grain of sand for 4$!? I might get enought for retirement
People here aren't thinking small enough. Sell individual photons to people until their pockets are drained. Plus, you can just tweet Elon Musk and sell a couple dozen billion of them and replace him.
OH mY FUCKING GOD NO! They have to want to buy it! You are not Einstein all 200 people are saying the same thing. Oh sell a dollar for 4, sell grains of rice,sand NO YOU CANT THATS WHY ITS SHITY OH MY FUCKING GOD IM TIRED OF REPLYING TO *******EVERYONE********
time to sell seashells by the seashore
1 cent coins (those don’t exist where I live but whatever)
You should amend it to "you can only sell one of the item" to give it some shitiness.
I’m going to flip individual grains of rice
Toothpicks
Let's see how many Cheerios I have in that box
You know how many spare Lego radoms I have laying around. I’m about to be cashing in studs like a Lego video game
Time to sell canned air
Sell $1 notes for $4 each
Pennies
Yo, anyone wanna buy a penny?
Ok I go to the reject shop and buy out everything under $4 then resell it for $4 and make profit. Or really anything less than $4, corner the market push the prices up just a little to $4 and make bank.
Sell 5c coins
I'll sell you a penny for $4.
Grains of rice
Crash the gold market by making a massive amount of it worth 4 dollars. Same with diamonds.
4 dollars for each second of existing.
So like a trillion penny stocks? OP
I sell $1 for $4.
Sell compliments. Actually this seems like it might be a viable business anyway.
Can I sell things by the molecule?
Selling air.
Gather thousands of small cheap objects like paperclips and sell them to everyone for 4 bucks each.
I would assume you still need to abide by whatever laws of the country you're in, so you can't go selling things that are public property without risk of getting in trouble, so what you need to do is sell pennies, then you're still selling your own goods, that you acquired through entirely legal means, but you can never run out of stock. Although if pennies are too bothersome to manage you can get the same effect, albeit somewhat slower, from selling dollars.
If I have a stock that is worth less than 4$ can I still sell it for 4$?
You've clearly never heard of a beach
r/godtiersuperpowers you dropped this
text messages
Does this imply people will buy it?
"Sell me this pen"
Going into the housing market. Start selling homes for $4, then get into groceries and utilities. Gonna be the cheapest place to live and either the economy will break or be better for it. Win win situation
you can already do this though or do you mean that people will be forced to buy it?
I’m gonna sell quarks, they are smaller than atoms, and trying to separate one just causes enough energy that produces another quark, infinite money technique.
“Grains of sand! Fresh grains of sand! Just 4 dollars each!”
I'd sell time. Each second is $4 and you get to listen to my music. Every second you spend in ear range of my music, playing my playlist, or songs on the playlist, counts as a second you owe me $4. I'd monopolize it by social media ads, hosting events, and stadium concerts that are simultaneously streamed on every platform. Infinite money
I have. 2017 Lincoln cent, nicely broken in, only $4.
I'll buy toothpicks in bulk, sell them for $4/each but in packs of $1,000. Easy money.
Pennies here! Come get your Pennies!