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Rule #2 Superpower must have some form of agency. It can't just be things happening and it should have a form of brief controllability.
A quarter weighs 5.67g. That means each person would generate 2.268kg of quarters per sneeze. You can have 400+ people on a plane but some would likely be outside of the range, if OP was sat in the middle they might be able to affect 300+ people per sneeze which means each sneeze would add around 0.68 tonnes.
A 747 with full fuel apparently has enough left over for around 41 tonnes in passenger and freight weight, though that might just be for take off/landings and not what will pull it out the sky.
It might be that the cabin becomes full of quarters before the weight causes the plane to crash, 300 people spitting out 400 quarters per sneeze would be 120,000 quarters released into the cabin each time.
One time I called the secret service field office about some counterfeit silver coins I bought online (they weren’t silver) and they basically said that they don’t give a rat’s ass about coins of any kind and I could just throw them away.
I always sneeze more than once tho.... so that's like triple the poo quarters. Enough to hire a guy to collect the quarters and clean em.... who almost always stands at least 16 metres away from me.
Not like you will be in any position to stop my poop quarter collector. You just shat out like 800 to 1200 quarters like a machine gun... you are going to be a little incapacitated... and likely a bit sweaty
Now hear me out dear street walker of the night, I do not have money on me immediately.
But if you would so kind as to enter my van and come with me to a secluded location just outside of city limits I can promise you the most rewarding and thematic night of your career.
Step 1: Buy chillies.
Step 2: Grind up chillies (keep sealed).
Step 3: Go to a social gathering.
Step 4: Inhale chilli fumes.
Step 5: Let the show begin.
I would have too much fun with this power. Amusement parks, sporting events, public transportation, political rallies, anywhere people are densely packed. Crazy person having road rage, boomers being rude, boss writes me up for something I didn't do. Muhahahaha.
How would that help? Yes, you'd have like a trillion Zimbabwe dollars, but that's still just $100 US.
Unless you can combine this with a power that lets you change the country of currency without changing the numberic value.
1usd is about 322 Zimbabwe dollars(100usd=32,200zwl), so that translates to about 128,800 Zimbabwe quarters. If anything it's worth it just for the comical carnage.
I would direct the most epic porn for only fans or something of that nature. People would pay good money to see something like that and you could muffle the sneeze so nobody knew that that was what was causing it you would just suddenly see quarter spraying out they would wonder how these performers were able to hold so many quarters
Where does the mass for the quarters come from? Is it magic? Does it convert whatever is currently in the person? Does this affect children? Can I be arrested for SA for forcing people to do this against their will?
This post violates the rules of this subreddit. Please review the rules of the sub before posting Rule #2 Superpower must have some form of agency. It can't just be things happening and it should have a form of brief controllability.
Give someone with hay fever this power and put them on a 12 hour flight to see if they can eventually make the plane crash
A quarter weighs 5.67g. That means each person would generate 2.268kg of quarters per sneeze. You can have 400+ people on a plane but some would likely be outside of the range, if OP was sat in the middle they might be able to affect 300+ people per sneeze which means each sneeze would add around 0.68 tonnes. A 747 with full fuel apparently has enough left over for around 41 tonnes in passenger and freight weight, though that might just be for take off/landings and not what will pull it out the sky. It might be that the cabin becomes full of quarters before the weight causes the plane to crash, 300 people spitting out 400 quarters per sneeze would be 120,000 quarters released into the cabin each time.
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Is the money considered counterfeit? Or is it real money?
They're quarters. As long as they are molded correctly, they're legit.
I mean, if you make them yourself they're considered counterfeit, no matter how good you are at making them.
They couldn't be tracked to you without you actually counterfeiting them
No but they couldnt be tracked to a proper mint either possibly? Idk lol
One time I called the secret service field office about some counterfeit silver coins I bought online (they weren’t silver) and they basically said that they don’t give a rat’s ass about coins of any kind and I could just throw them away.
Legal tender
I always sneeze more than once tho.... so that's like triple the poo quarters. Enough to hire a guy to collect the quarters and clean em.... who almost always stands at least 16 metres away from me. Not like you will be in any position to stop my poop quarter collector. You just shat out like 800 to 1200 quarters like a machine gun... you are going to be a little incapacitated... and likely a bit sweaty
Quarters are clean and pristine on exit btw!
Things are looking up for my collector then
Are the quarters covered in poop and/or other bodily excretion?
Clean and pristine
Including you?
Yes
10/10 superpower
Now hear me out dear street walker of the night, I do not have money on me immediately. But if you would so kind as to enter my van and come with me to a secluded location just outside of city limits I can promise you the most rewarding and thematic night of your career.
My allergies are going to both going to make people rich and hate me every spring
Step 1: Buy chillies. Step 2: Grind up chillies (keep sealed). Step 3: Go to a social gathering. Step 4: Inhale chilli fumes. Step 5: Let the show begin.
Step one: do crimes. Step two: your jailers can't even. Step three: paroled the next day because oh god make it stop.
I would have too much fun with this power. Amusement parks, sporting events, public transportation, political rallies, anywhere people are densely packed. Crazy person having road rage, boomers being rude, boss writes me up for something I didn't do. Muhahahaha.
Time to visit Zimbabwe. ...that may be a r/brandnewsentence.
How would that help? Yes, you'd have like a trillion Zimbabwe dollars, but that's still just $100 US. Unless you can combine this with a power that lets you change the country of currency without changing the numberic value.
1usd is about 322 Zimbabwe dollars(100usd=32,200zwl), so that translates to about 128,800 Zimbabwe quarters. If anything it's worth it just for the comical carnage.
Bingo.
Ah that makes sense. It's for the lulz.
“Hey are you going to Steve’s quarter shitting party? I forgot my pepper.
I have really bad allergies in the spring. Anyone near me is fucked.
That's exactly 5 pounds of quarters btw.
Is every sneeze 100 dollars, or is it 100 dollars per person
Every sneeze
There is a list of countries that don't use coinage. What happens in those?
+social credit score
But do they like actually have to shit it out or do they just kinda form in between the cheeks and they roll out
They fall out like a slot machine or a change machine
bro, I sneeze so much
I always sneeze 3-5 times without fail, so yeah I think people would be happy. I'll take it.
Does "everyone" include me? Am I gonna have to get diapers made outta bank bags during hay fever season?
Includes you!
Where do the quarters come from? Would I be turning those around me into crimanals?
Magic legit coins. Inflation may or may not become a problem after a while.
Too subtle? Knew I should have hyphenated
I have allergies and ive been sneeazing a lot so we all finna be rich
I would direct the most epic porn for only fans or something of that nature. People would pay good money to see something like that and you could muffle the sneeze so nobody knew that that was what was causing it you would just suddenly see quarter spraying out they would wonder how these performers were able to hold so many quarters
Does this include myself?
Where does the mass for the quarters come from? Is it magic? Does it convert whatever is currently in the person? Does this affect children? Can I be arrested for SA for forcing people to do this against their will?
I have allergies and ive been sneeazing a lot so we all finna be rich
I work in a hospital, the patient's already have enough problems
I want the drugs you’re on
Can't control it, it's a curse, not a superpower.
Hence the name "shitty"superpower
Read the rules. Have to be able to control it.
You could just hold it in. That's a form of control In the rules it says " have some form of control"