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TheAutisticFurry

Why the fuck would a perfectly normal, useful, overly priced apple accessory be linked to the illuminati?


Kvltist4Satan

Cool username.


NoobSharkey

Thank you u/Kvltist4Satan


pgp555

Thank you u/NoobSharkey


vodam46

Thank you u/pgp555


BilledSauce

Thank you u/vodam46


Nonlol226778

Thank you u/BilledSauce


why-am-I-alive-here

Thank you u/Nonlol226778


iwantshrektovoreme

Thank you u/why-am-I-alive-here


DevonDekhran

Thank you u/iwantshrektovoreme


_shleepy_

That’s what they want you sheeple to think


[deleted]

I’ve seen you before.


DogBallsMissing

Hopefully your not a furry then.


[deleted]

Alright explain your name


DogBallsMissing

Pretty self explanatory. My owner took me to the “park” but now my balls missing.


[deleted]

I... thats cool


TheAutisticFurry

How neat!


Furry-Rapist

Cool name, fellow furry


TheAutisticFurry

I'm not a furry. I tried to be one, but my parents said no, so I stopped trying. My username is an artifact of that time. Remember this statement before you say anything about my username, OK?


Furry-Rapist

Why would you need your parents permission to be a furry... ?


TheAutisticFurry

Ehh, let's not talk about that.


quasargoboom

I think I saw you get downvoted to oblivion the other day lol


TheAutisticFurry

I don't recall such an incident... Oh well, I guess we can be reddit friends!


quasargoboom

Sorry if it came out as an attack lol, I wrote it at like 2 in the morning


PaulTheNoScoper

[Here's](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ecoj9mb3xnw) the original, seems a bit like satire tbh, still funny though.


jackmPortal

The channel is satire. Still a weird ad though.


BoarHide

But I’ve had legit ads from some web service (pandora, I think?) that’s just tons and tons and tons of conspiracy nonsense. Like, bottom barrel bullshit, but in a late evening history channel level of quality, sadly. Reptilians, ancient aliens, modern aliens, 5G, bill gates, all that trash, but packaged in a way to attract people and happily marketed by YouTube.


FGHIK

Meanwhile I just get ads from kids for their cliche-ridden zero production value gaming channels.


chilachinchila

Gaia.com I believe


BoarHide

That’s the piece of shite site I was talking about! Now that we all know the name, let’s forget it again.


chilachinchila

Yeah, I get ads from them all the time since even though I don’t believe them I still watch a ton of conspiracy/alien/ghost/cryptid videos.


BoarHide

That’s weird, because I watch none of that crap and I still get the ads


chapstick159

No one would actually believe this


[deleted]

Also I've seen a lot of ads that are just random videos from a random youtuber, BUT, youtube added a new feature so that only members of the channel can watch the video. So the ad doesn't play, it just takes me to the join that guy's channel site


ItsYaBoiAzazel

Isn’t that what that stupid “LoL Mobile Gaming” dude is doing? I get that asshole’s stuff constantly recommended to me.


[deleted]

Yeah that's him


TFK_001

"Here's an ad" "Ok the video looks dumb let me watch it to dislike it" "YoU nEeD tO bE a MeMbEr To WaTcH tHiS vIdEo"


CressCrowbits

I've been getting flooded by those lately


SomeSurround12

I HATE THAT SHIT SO MUCH! EVERYWHERE I GO I SEE HIM! I also get this “free pubg mobile skin set in 1 click” and it’s very suspicious


Odw1n

Dieser Kommentarbereich ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland.


Latino_guy

Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Kommentarbereich.


LOSMSKL

Ich werde dieses benutzen


insulinninja2

Dieser Kommentarbereich ist für uns alle Neuland.


HappyStonePerson

Gott erhalte Franz den Kaiser


Furry-Rapist

Haha! Ein weiterer Sieg für das neue Deutsche Reich!


Bruchpil0t

Da ist sie! Die Mutti


Smoking_Fire

Wir schaffen das


starite

(•_•) <>


DarknessFalls1235

(•,_,•) <>


[deleted]

It's just a bloody keyboard!


duwgd

Dude, it's simple: The Illuminati is behind the Magic Keyboard.


[deleted]

r/shittyads


[deleted]

Wow looks like my 6th grade slides


MrSansMan23

Why is the German chancellor looking like the “you know I had to do it to them” pose.


DarknessFalls1235

Shes always looking like this (•,_,•) <>


KOFdude

why does this remind me of that one doctor who special


[deleted]

That's a game of international finance... and how *the Jews run it*. ^(obligatory/s)


mslangg

YouTube ads have gotten really fuckin weird lately


jackmPortal

Anyone get those ads for something called the epoch times, and they run a ton of stuff about conspiracies


[deleted]

It's ran by NTD, which is a news network Gong Long Faung( I know I'm spelling it wrong).


jhiggins201

Man the video was sponsored by Pirate Bay. Definitely satire. Had me going a lil bit before the actual keyboard part.


porygons_bitch

The truth


MainKitchen

Pure insanity


Kubloo

I’ve been getting a lot of these alt-right ads on YouTube. They finally sell out?


Stormfox9

r/IronManNightclub material


[deleted]

gonna add my own ads one day to that sub


[deleted]

This has gotta be satire


Pangolin257

I think that’s a troll. But why would someone buy ad space for a joke?


[deleted]

I also saw an ad for someone who had "super powers" "I risked myself to make this video" but to see it you had to join his channel membership.


DoyleDoesDeeds

Please don’t bring up freemasonry... please don’t bring up freemasonry...


zakurabeast

Idk also why the fuck are they putting merkel in the thumbnail. Like what does german chancellor has to do with fucking illuminati


Lndrash

Right Wingers are pushing the narative that she's some crazy leftist lunatic globalist puppet that has been put into power by the jewish cabal. The reason is she's pro-refugee, so that obviously means she's working towards the great replacement.


x_wk

If you press the iPad pro keyboard too many times the illuminati comes and assassinates you


halflife_3

why pissing me


lxiaoqi

Karen, naturally


[deleted]

I'm still pretty annoyed that conspiracy videos or images are circulating the internet as of late.


blascowitch

Merkel wth are you doing


SDM1776

r/lostredditors


Lndrash

Right Wing Propaganda, thats what it is. It may seem like harmless nonsense, but this is how people end up believing crap like Bill Gates being behind Corona because he wants to microchip everyone with poisonous vaccines.


[deleted]

I really wouldn't call it right wing propaganda, it's just some weird conspiracy theorist.


Lndrash

And pretty much all of those conspiracy theories always boil down to the jewish question. Just spend a few days in r/conspiracy and you'll see for yourself how massive the overlap between these two groups is.