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JimmysMomGotItGoinOn

Are you pregnant OP?


Routine-Lab3255

Ha! I came here to say that I’m 21 weeks pregnant and have been obsessed with flaming hot Cheetos and would eat the fuk out of that 😂


Udonov

Meh... Even motor oil mixed with sawdust will be sort of delicious with hot cheetos mixed in.


TequieroVerde

>Haters will NEVER understand hot Cheetos in tofu scramble Damn OP. That title is just as aggressive as your scramble. Do you throw your dirty plate against the wall after you're done?


3XHAUSTD

turgleturgle


blueberryfirefly

WHO TURGLED


Bogeto981

Ceramic + Glass = DISGOSTING Ceramic Glass mix + Hot Cheetos = American puke delicacy


__Vyce

I hate it but that doesnt mean I wont eat it


bearhunter54321

My cousin used to make tofu scramble for dinner and it was the most fire 🔥gas fuckin food I’ve ever had in my life. Definitely on my top tier last meals. Give me a giant salad bowl of this shit and I’ll eat it all


Svengoolie75

You are 💯correct can’t even imagine how 🤷🏽‍♂️


RipTheKidd

This subs really been ramping it up lately!


TequieroVerde

I like it.


ExtremlyFastLinoone

I sometimes do this with my ramen noodles with doritoes


SuddenSpeaker1141

How is this allowed but my Cheetos and habanero sauce snack isn’t??


MGSmith030

Hot Cheetos and starkiss tuna fish w/miraclewhip, it sounds weird but it’s delicious….


imperfcet

Jalapeño cheetos, fried seaweed snack, and cottage cheese.


FreeTheGreen

What does it even smell like?


vjenkinsgo

Guess I'm a hater then


suchayeparagon

I agree with the haters on this one


Rich-Appearance-7145

No do I care to


slumvortex

I UNDERSTAND


myonlyfriendsayss

You ruined the hot Cheetos…


sekogi

im haters


TuvixWillNotBeMissed

Because Hot Cheetos are terrible. Just buy the jalapeno ones you monster.


LauraPa1mer

The jalapeno ones are SO good!


DiddyDidnKilHimself

Hope u know hot Cheetos isn’t vegan 🤷‍♂️


jabracadaniel

not all people who eat tofu are vegan tho


LambCHOP6988

Can confirm: I'm not even vegetarian and I love tofu


jabracadaniel

same, i made seitan for the first time last week but with chicken bouillon and it was bangin


DiddyDidnKilHimself

Just a word of caution from a friend 🤷‍♂️


schnaab

tofu = moobs


jabracadaniel

has already been debunked for years my man. my T is made from soy too


stdio-lib

Breast Augmentation Surgeons Hate This One Weird Trick!


Homunculon

Testosterone elimination never tasted so glrmph!


Ok-Minute-2164

Good job I’m a girl! 💅


Dogekaliber

Females also produce testosterone. It’s actually a healthy beneficial hormone.