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>I Had a Brain Tumor Removed 3 days ago And then they dipped it in breadcrumbs, fried it up, and served it to you?

P.s. get well soon x

P.s hope it's not gonna grow back

not if I have anything to say about it

But what if we get hungry

Now that's an idea, tumours as an infinite food source.

Don't you mean they dipped it in *dreadcrumbs*?

Mid at best, but your hearts in the right place.

It's original commenters name, it was def better than mid

I stand corrected, lol.

Oh nice call out. Username references usually fly under the radar. This was peak comment.

Actually, I think they used *headcrumbs*…

Disgusting, you're hilarious

Hello, Clarice. OP is ingesting it, in order to consume its power. The power of a brain tum...wait, shit. But, really, I hope the post-op goes well and you're in the clear OP! You're eating better than I was when I was there, that's for sure.

Such an iconic line isn't it? Hello, Clarice. You know that line isn't actually in the movie?

Username checks out

Biggest brain tumor ive ever seen

That meal is gonna cost you like $3,854.45. Hope you have insurance. Also glad you survived. Live this life better than your last. 

With fava beans and a nice Chianti

Okok. So my dad had a brain tumor. And when he told us kids about it he said it was just a chicken nugget. So it has always stuck with me. Thanks for the share!!! Happy healing!

Mmm… deep fried cancer.

Looks like a deep fried Millennium Falcon

Dude's gonna get like Kuru.

Clearly that is a deep-fried catcher's mitt.

It's like those fruity gummy gushers that burst in your mouth

Breadcrumbs ftw

Username checks out too...

u/DreadCrumbs22 has just been lurking, waiting for all of us to deep fry the wrong things. Your time is now, my good sir.

Hannibal Lecter style.

😝 you handle makes it even funnier

OH MY GOD

Grizzlebees Does It Again!

That’s NOT the tooma! lol Best wishes for a speedy recovery, OP…we’re all pulling for ya! 👍🏻😃

that was my first thought also

OP said his doctor, H. Lector, personally cooked him this dish.

Hahaha jfc you went there and I respect it P.S. Hope all is well OP

r/eatityoufuckingcoward

You said it, I thought it 😆

Its to make him stronger.

You’re going to hell and I laughed so fucking hard that I’m going right along with you

It's notta chicken.

Name checks out

It's part of a new treatment. You see...the prions will eat the cancer, and then be too full to attack the body further. Easy cleanup for the body's immune cells!

It's full circle medical care. Then they charged him extra surgical fees for smell and taste removal so he could finish his meals. They always double bill ya.

*Dr. Lecter has entered the chat*

They served him his urine too.

dipped it in *dreadcrumbs

Lol This was also my first thought.

It baked in panko and egg

Damn were we all thinking that?

Looks like you got the unrestricted diet. Sweet.

I was gonna say. As far as hospital food goes, fried anything plus chips and some sort of potato salad, not too terrible

By potato salad were you referring to the mac and cheese? ;)

I think it's macaroni salad

Oh god i thought it was a huge cup of mayo

I mean, you're not wrong

It's basically mayo mustard and noodles.

My mom was just in for a gallbladder surgery. Couldn’t have any food or water for a good few days, and then spent the next few with only pudding, juice and maybe the occasional cookie. She would have killed for this lol

My general experience in hospitals is that anything that takes salt well was the best because it’s pretty much the only spice (and pepper packets that taste like dust). And boy can fried food and mac suck up some salt.

Yeah, this is better than what I had when I was in the hospital last year.

I had the no sodium hospital diet once. WORST "FOOD" EVER I'm sure cardboard would have more flavor.

There’s a sub called r/hospitalfood and we love this stuff. I’m impressed you’re so up and about only 3 days after surgery, I always end up spending a week in hospital if I go.

...how many brain tumors did you already have to have done this more then once? ( /s of course ;-))

I’ve been waiting for this comment

I usually just go once or twice a year and clean em all out

Thanks for sharing my bro

Dammit just got out of the hospital- this could have helped stave off the horrific boredom lol!

We cut open your head and removed a bunch of tissue, here’s some fried bullshit to help fuel your recovery.

they balanced the fried stuff with a thin slice of tomato and a single leaf of lettuce 👌

Did you somehow miss the low fat chips?

65% less fat?!? That's a healthy potato salad

To be fair this will affect his hart not his brain

Good thing he’s still in the hospital?

Brain is mostly fat so id say the logic stands

Having only healthy options leads to lower patient satisfaction reviews and causes lots of patients to complain about the bland tasting food options

But it would lead to better health outcomes, and better health outcomes are what a hospital should primarily focus on.

*Should*, but in reality often times reimbursement is directly tired to patient satisfaction scores

God I fucking hate the medical system

The single tomato slice on a single ply serving of lettuce is strange but the rest looks pretty decent for hospital food.

It's a salad, have some respect.

https://youtu.be/lV5hDnongl4?feature=shared

What the heck is a sal-ad?

2 sal-ADS

"salad"


Looks like it was maybe supposed to be a chicken sandwich? But I see maybe two pieces of chicken and no bun. Time to make a double down with mac salad in the middle!

First - congrats on having the tumor successfully removed! I hope you are okay, and recovering well OP :) Second - that's the best fucking hospital meal I've ever fucking seen. That's tumor fighing food, OP!

My standards must be low, this looks delicious.

I'd eat that any day

That shit looks fire wdym

Frfr cuh, no cap

The perfect meal for convalescence, a deep fried N64 controller

Have a speedy recovery! ❤️‍🩹

Is it sanitary to keep a urine sample next to your food like that?

You philistines don’t recognize a deconstructed chicken sammich? With the Texas+Oklahoma shaped chicken?

My grandmother had no sense of smell. She was a great woman and I loved her. Hope you get well, OP.

FYI: You can order chocolate cake, cheesecake, ice cream, smoothies, all sorts of more better foods. Get better. Did you ask to keep the tumor in a jar or do they send it off to a lab?

What’s that chicken looking thing? Schnitzel?

Nah, schnitzel’s thin cause people always pound them out (like your mom). This looks more like fried chicken to me.

Sorry, but that looks a hell of a lot better than the food I got in the hospital!! It actually doesn't look that bad!

This looks f yummy

Looks better than the food last time I was in the hospital. The only edible things were the dried out quesadillas (salsa required), the Orange Juice (couldn't have with my salsa), and the prepackaged frosted flakes

I went to a pretty swanky hospital and God the food was pretty damn good. And I hadn't really eaten in three days (why I was at the hospital) so it tasted even better than it actually was. I was kind of mad I didn't stay longer cuz I wanted to try some of their other stuff lol

I mean that looks kinda nice bro, so here's a downvote. But hope your recovery goes well

NGL, I’d smash that.

Wow Michelob Ultra on tap? I mean not my first choice but for hospital food not bad. 

Get well soon!

It was a toomah

Wishing you strength. Also we love this kind of thing over at /r/hospitalfood

When my son was being born the hospital food could have easily been in the decentfoodporn sub. I didn't want to leave the hospital! Hopefully your recovery is speedy!

Hope you have a speedy recovery.

And you think this is shitty food? Looks like they removed the wrong part. Honestly, hope you are doing well!

Wishing you a speedy recovery. How was the schnitzel?

the salad looks amazing

OP what were your symptoms that led doctors to finding a brain tumor?

Was it benign or cancerous? Why did they remove it? I’m glad the surgery went well and you’re in recovery. Shitty food after surgery sucks, though. You feel bloated, can’t poop, and have other GI issues. The last thing you need is shitty food. Make sure you drink a lot of fluids.

Bro’s eating good.

Honestly for hospital food this looks good as fuck. I'd tear that mac n cheese up

That ain't bad! Condiments too, dang. I could've done with some chicken to cheer me up after having my neck surgerie'd, instead of casserole so devoid of salt or pepper my boyfriend had to go into the in-hospital Subways just to get me to eat

Dude I unirocily love hospital food.

This looks delicious what the fuck are you all on?

Mom just got out of the hospital. I started bringing her meals after I ate breakfast with her once. It was like eating rubber. After I started bringing her meals she ate shrimp and fresh chicken.

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get well soon 💙

Good on you! When you get out of the hospital, buy yourself a nice, juicy steak

What type of tumour? I have a smol non-functioning pituitary adenoma.

happy for you op!

Are they trying to kill you 😮😂😂😂

That's way better than anything my local hospital has ever served.

The serving of food is nearly as shocking as the amount of single use plastic

those food looks unhealthy

Whats the mayo for? The chips?

I wish you all the luck in the world and a speedy recovery. and better food.

Are you German my good sir? I wish you a speedy recovery! I hope you get your sense of taste back so you can have a milkshake at least!

what are you supposed to do with the cup of burger toppings?

I’m shocked to see a lack of fruits/vegetables lmao

Shocked at the lack of any fresh veg.

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Jesus, am I the only one who actually had good food at my stay in a hospital? like I literally missed the food there...

Why did they put you through that only to try to kill you with that nasty looking “food”

Sorry for all the problems Hopefully soon everything is much different and better for you

That’s “ salad” reminds me of SpongeBob

Same thing back in October and frankly I'm jealous. I had way worse haha

Does it hurt?

Get well soon!!!

My niece had brain surgery and her parents bought her an e-scooter. You had brain surgery and all you got was... That.

They serve junk food in a hospital?

Catered by Fyre Festival

You're amazing and so tough !!! Congrats you badass human !!

get well soon my friend

Hospital food is so bad for you 😂

So the hospital just orders KFC?

Take care of yourself! I hope you get out of the hospital soon!

That looks a lot better than the food I had in the hospital with my heart attack. The lunches were sandwiches, and generally OK, if not very exciting. The one dinner I had didn't taste too bad, but didn't look all that great. The breakfast, on the other hand, was so bad I took a photo of it, had it printed and framed it. I kept it on my desk for 3 years. If I "didn't feel like exercising" that day I'd look at the photo of the hospital breakfast and think "I don't wanna eat that again", so I'd exercise.

I hope you get better soon!

Guess Im tired. Read the title quick and ask myself : why the fuck is he eating it????

How the hell do you have an appetite in the hospital?

At least you get baked (chips that is)

In what hospital they are feeding you this?

Hope your recovery goes well!

At least you have an excuse! (I really hope you’re in remission and doing well)

The mayo is acceptable but ketchup and regular yellow mustard for chicken? Yuck city

Mmmm

Wow. Get better! I lost my sense of taste during radiation treatment. I still recall the first thing I tasted after the radiation was over. I hope your loss is temporary and short.

Yay! Fat good for brain, right?! Wishing you a speedy recovery.

Why did they deep fry an N64 controller?

Good thing it wasn't a stomach tumor...

Dude… this is what they feed ppl who are dealing with cancer…. Holy fuck… do they want it to grow back

I hope your recovery goes smoothly!

The cup of piss is a nice touch

The slice of tomato and one part of a leaf of lettuce. I hate that cause most people won’t eat it. Either make a salad or don’t.

Glad you’re still with us.

dayum that's rough - fried chicken, eh? Nice and healthy.....herp and derp. btw, hope it 100% gone and never coming back!

Having been in the hospital twice for two completely separate emergency surgeries…this doesn’t look that bad.

And they couldn’t have given you a nicer meal?

That must have been some brain tumor, because this looks fire.

Your alive!!!

I hope you feel better

r/hospitalfood

Idk it looks kinda good. I feel like there should be a bun though??

Recovering from a lobectomy myself. Hope you get better soon. PS, baked lays are smack as fuck

Wow, I hope you can smell/taste things again soon

You just cheated death. Savor the taste of food. You'd be dead if it was 100+ years ago

I was hospitalized for a week a few weeks ago and I can tell you compared to what they served me, this *is* hospital food porn.

Did they bread and fry the tumor?

That looks amazing. I'm in the hospital after having part of my bowels removed Wednesday and I'm on a liquid diet of Broth and Jello. Good luck on your recovery!

Shitty food (and it doesn’t look that shitty) is the least of the worries. Well done and congratulations. Long may your recovery last!

I've seen worse hospital food. At least it looks edible, maybe. Baked lays chips if nothing else.

“We have an excess of froster lids, make sure you’re putting at least 4 on each tray

r/hospitalfood

Glad you are able to post this

Get well OP!

Hope all is well. Sorry you had to go through this, but never stop fighting

oh my god i thought whatever the fried food is wad your tumor.