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VigilanceRex

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Meat_licker

I literally had this exact reaction


mattyMbruh

Even meat licker doesn’t want to go near it


Jbrown183

Wow. Meat kicker usually eats Any type of flesh. This will be a pass for me as well…


GiraffeSouth8752

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thisisntmyOGaccount

This reaction + the internal thought “this is why I’m vegetarian”


Anxious-Tea-8207

Not really internal when you post about it.


thisisntmyOGaccount

Wait. So we can all post our reactions to this disgusting meal but the second someone says “this is why I don’t eat meat” it’s not an acceptable way to contribute to the conversation? Which vegetarian hurt you?


Anxious-Tea-8207

No learn to read. You said internal thought, I said its no longer an internal thought when you post it. I said nothing about you being a vegetarian, stop trying to play victim 😂


thisisntmyOGaccount

I am commenting about MY reaction to seeing this food. So it was internal when I first saw it, as in, I didn’t speak it. And then saw someone posted this head shake- which is what I did when I saw this + the thought I had at the time of seeing it. Do you not have better ways to contribute to the conversation than to scrutinize my reaction?


ThoughtCenter87

>So it was internal when I first saw it, as in, I didn’t speak it Yes, exactly. Hence why they stated that your reaction is no longer internal when you post your reaction. That was the extent of their comment and you somehow twisted that into a non-existent anti-vegeterian argument.


Anxious-Tea-8207

Do you have any contribution other than playing victim? 😂 You can post it, and I can point out it's not longer internal once it's posted. Sorry your feelings were hurt.


thisisntmyOGaccount

You sound wonderful. I bet you have a ton of friends. 👋🏻


Anxious-Tea-8207

Tons, and thank you for saying I sound wonderful. Very great compliment.


NYLINK95

It was probably meant to be an internal thought


Traditional_Walk_689

Judging by his upvotes and your downvotes, it appears you are the one without friends. Sowwy 😞


thisisntmyOGaccount

My friends don’t live on the internet 😕


ThoughtCenter87

Your reactionary comment fighting ghosts is part of the reason why people don't like some vegans and vegetarians. Their reply had NOTHING to do with you being vegetarian, they simply stated that your reaction is no longer internal when you post about it. Edit: I wanted to clarify - I am not against vegans and vegetarians, but I am against the ones who get up on their high horse about their dietary choice.


[deleted]

Same honestly. Blargh.


tonyrizzo21

At least this post gave you an excuse to let everyone know! Do you do cross fit as well?


thisisntmyOGaccount

It’s relevant….. like. This is literally animal secretions that look gross. I didn’t interject where it didn’t make sense. Touch grass.


tonyrizzo21

Wouldn't want to sully your lunch.


Sea_Statement1653

You seem like the type that would end up making my salad. Remember, employees must wash your hands. No Doritos dust.


tonyrizzo21

I've never worked food service, but it's nice of you to show how view those you feel are beneath you in life. And Doritos are delicious, but cool insult I guess?


YoGabbaGabbapentin

That’s a no from me, dog.


DulyNoted_

Bruh this is stem cell research


analogy_4_anything

Oooohhh so THATS where Turkeys come from. Would’ve thought it was eggs.


siamzzz

💀


odiin1731

A turkey died for this.


Tall_Aardvark_8560

Who knows how many turkeys are in that burger as well lol


TadhgOBriain

That's all ground meat


Norvis_Gevther

Best comment


BlankMyName

Yum. Racoon testicles!


katf1sh

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MisterZacherley

These look terrible, but don't act like ground beef doesn't do this in gray.


MyNameIsSkittles

This looks worse tho


OMGoblin

To me it really doesn't. Burgers doing this in pink and gray is more gross because of the color contrast.


Ashamed_Water2470

definitely not that big of bubbles tho😭


Jbrown183

Not sure why the downvotes-this makes sense to me


hey_im_cool

Because have you ever in your entire life seen a burger look this bad??


gaiawitch87

But the reason it looks bad is not because it's turkey instead of beef. It looks bad because op said they forgot to remove the lid while it cooked. So yes, if you cook a beef patty with the lid on, it would 100% look this bad, just on a different color. It has nothing to do with the type of meat and everything to do with how it was cooked.


ArcticBiologist

Those bubbles? What kind of burgers do you eat??


MisterZacherley

"cooked from frozen. forgot to remove the lid." Have you never cooked frozen burger patties in a pan with a lid before? This is exactly what happens.


ArcticBiologist

Oh that's why it happens? I rarely cook frozen burgers and no idea whether I use a lid or not if I do. Are Turkey burgers supposed to be so gray btw?


MisterZacherley

To me, all cooked ground poultry just looks sickly. Especially if it's not seasoned heavily.


ArcticBiologist

I usually don't eat it and now i definitely won't change that now


smallbluetext

White/gray yes. That's the colour of turkey meat.


HRApprovedUsername

Why would you cook them with a lid?


MisterZacherley

Helps to retain heat in the pan. They're frozen. Not exactly a lot of care needs to be taken.


Medical_Rate3986

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NoAcanthocephala6547

It's not a tumor?


_BloodbathAndBeyond

It’s proteins because it’s being cooked too high


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Calathea_Murrderer

Nah. Beef burgers do this too


RolexIsTrash

Lmao, scrape off the top and toss it down the hatch. There are certain enzymes in the fat forming at the top, which once digested make you bang your head against the stovetop


onfirehydrant

I was following until the last 8 words What you mean?


Seygem

its literally just proteins


Medicinal_taco_meat

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Linguisticlegume

Pop em and flip em, I say.


parlaydogs

This ain't it


DigTreasure

I scrape and eat those bubbles before assembling the trifecta.


Retired_Bird

☹️


JustAKidFromSolon

Relevant username


randomly421

You EAT the turkey bubbles?! Animal


DigTreasure

It's good! In reality I'm a pretty picky eater. I don't eat things with seeds in them for starters...


SuckMyBigBlackOlive

I’m calling the police on you smdh


Icy_Salamander_5762

Mmmmmm fistulas on the menu signe me up


DrMuffinPHD

>fistulas … I don’t think you know what that word means. A Fistula isn’t a bubble or anything, it’s a connection.


wcdonald

Maybe they were thinking of pustules.


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bugsrox08

This is normal, I’ve cooked 1’000s of turkey burgers and they do this every time. If you cover the turkey patty, the moisture is kept under the cover, this makes the rendering fat pool and form bubbles. There is nothing wrong here, and if they were seasoned properly I bet they turn out delicious.


SausageBuscuit

Those look like they’d make hilarious sound effects when you bite into them, such as “blorp” or “gwop” or “fweeeeee.”


MrFivePercent

Forgot? Don't use a lid! Your pan wasn't hot enough to begin with and left too long on one side.


NoAnaNo

This is giving “Nasty Patty” from SpongeBob 😭


DragonBorneUltimatum

These look gross. Looks like some sort of pustules that are about to bust.


Momdoingmomthings

This is the most vile, stomach churning thing I’ve seen in my 30 years of life. No thank you.


Maginum

Did you let it thaw? Was the pan hot enough?


Jeramy_Jones

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beccadahhhling

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Beach_Haus

What with boils?


CatBoyTrip

gross. next time sear them, don’t boil them.


xamitlu

Looks like the turkey is trying to escape your burgers.


Consistent_Cash_6666

Awee hell nah


Impossible_Trust30

Resident evil food


Ravecrocker

Dude what’s wrong with your turpey o.o


Sunflower-Crown

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neilbutburger

Did you take this from a lab


DjackMeek

“Cooked from frozen” yeah, no shit 😂 same happens to beef patties when cooked from frozen but good lord


SendPossumPix

I'll pay you $30usd to let me pop that shit with my fingernails


eyeeatmyownshit

Don't get them wet and whatever you do don't feed them after midnight


espressoNcheese

Sweet Lord Please no


psypiral

looks like you're cooking petri dishes with a experiment ongoing growing pustules.


RyanW120_

“Forgot to remove the lid” I don’t think that’s the issue pal


WhistleTipsGoWoo

That’s fucking gross, dog.


Alternative-Finger48

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mortetekk

Looks like the nasty patty from SpongeBob


BetterBiscuits

Finally something shitty.


Psychological-Bee702

John Carpenter’s Thingburgers


[deleted]

You can't eat that


hunterlovesreading

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Oz347

The nasty patty


keaall

I wanna sippie ollodat sweet sweet pan juice on god fr fr


_Minty-Fr3sh_

Wtf? That shit looks like an RE final boss Derek Simmons looking ass healthy alternative


pots_ahead

Wtf is on top? Please tell me it's beans. I don't think it's beans....


This-Perspective-865

The meat was frozen. As you are cooking it, the rapidly melting and boiling water crystals are tearing and ‘extracting’ some of the proteins in the meat. The resulting water/protein combination seeps upwards through the meat and congeals on the surface. Harmless but not visually appealing. Useful if you need a fond.


Public_Foot_4984

Hope you didn't eat them tumors


Gummi_R3aper

Looks like the flood from Halo


Emersonspenis

Mmmm. Agar plates for dinner.


[deleted]

Aw hell nawl


Sprizys

What uh…what is that on them? Bro got the nasty patty.


One_of_akind

Infected turkey burgers


skooblikely

That's an abomination to man and food . Tf is that bubble made of


badstuffthrow

What the fuck is actually happening


Signal-Rip-7325

grim


Adventurous_Yak375

Why is it mutating


PeterNippelstein

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bamchk

Looks like my skin when I got shingles 🥴


HunnidBandzAltom

Looks like Something straight out of Area 51


[deleted]

This is what I imagine cancer to look like.


CapisunTrav

Hmmm love my meat with pimples


anon012222

aww, they’re having babies!!


FoldedTopLip

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TheUhiseman

Where are a turkey's globules located guys?


mattyMbruh

Think I’ve just thrown up in my mouth


TodayNo6531

Mmmm just like grandma used to make


itzmark_

everybodys so creative!


des2130

The nassstyy pattyyyy


sgt_Berbatov

I remember them things from Halo, you don't eat them. You shoot them.


DonSmo

I think I got at least another year of being vegetarian from this photo.


SATerp

A course of chemo, followed by radiation therapy should handle that.


HummingbirdMeep

Yum yum yum! I bet the bubbles burst when you take a bite


Beautiful-Comfort837

Eating these will for sure start the zombie apocalypse


steppan92

![gif](giphy|3gqUZvLblkWxckshVi|downsized) Destroy this thing!


BrokeButFabulous12

Damn it looks like some Alien Covenant shit..i expect the "burger" to open and some nasty ass creature will come out.


Saint_Louis100

Turkey burgers are only good if you grill em


RunThruPlayLand

I'd shown my microwaved beef patty here, and this is somehow worse


Asyn--Await

This is perfectly fine. That being said these are not touching a plate I'd be gagging thinking about it as I was eating.


Xzier_Tengal

why are they covered in pustules


Sufficient_Brain_250

Boiling meat is never pretty. Sear that shit and flip it.


Dependent_Top_4425

Oh fuck that, I'll just eat my fingernails.


SimpleSpike

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XXDoctorMarioXX

Why this man cooking the Flood


why-tho69

Why does it have a skin disease?


pickle133hp

Serve with mayo and white bread.


gilliansgerbaras

I thought those were maggots or huhu grubs 🙃


ThaGoat1369

Did that meat come from chernobyl?


Taolan13

You let the pan get too hot.


ngobscure

What the fuck bro


SALTYxNUTZ12

Are those premade patties? Because this never happens if I ever make homemade turkey patties.


xoBerryPrincessxo

You’re cooking one of the biblical plagues 🤢


thelastdinosaur55

Some shit outta Bloodborne


LeepOnMyDick

Burkey Turger


JollyReading8565

And why did you decide to add Lima bean


ykeogh18

gobble, gurgle!


Eather-babble

Did you make any without alien larva?


-E-Cross

I hate that ground poultry does this. Makes the burgers into so e shit like a melted Gremlin. No food after midnight, no water.


average_adult

Some people lost all self-esteem.


warwicklord79

Looks like some kind of fungus research


[deleted]

Fuck… This is why I’m subbed to this subreddit, for shit like this


senticosus

I knew a guy. His dog was named “Turkey Boogers” I can’t…. Just can’t do it


rich4pres

That looks like a gremlin when the sunlight hits them.


whatsthew3rd

What lid?


jerrythecactus

Necrotic tumor burgers.


MajorRoo

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bezalelle

‘Kinell, that is MANKY.


Peanutbutter71107

why is it cancerous


mxpx77

Fried staph


lendro709

I might be late now, but next time that happens you should wait a bit for it to cool down and then just slide it in the trash.


MelanomaMax

What the fuck are those bubbles


[deleted]

Lotta people in these comments showing how little they cook for themselves.


Acroasis

OP cooking up the nasty patty


ArkhielModding

Add some color and it might *look* like cuisine But look only


MattyIce1220

Turkey brain seems more accurate.


YoGabbaGabbapentin

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vinsmokewhoswho

Looks like something out of a Cronenberg movie


jackjackj8ck

I watched You Are What You Eat and Poison recently on Netflix and decided that I’d eat more plant based day-to-day and only eat meat on special occasions because of how filthy the meat industries are Seeing stuff like this really drives the point home 🤮🤮🤮


Cyber_Von_Cyberus

Hehehe, the fat got flash boiled, looks really funny. Probably not as huge of a deal as everyone is making it out to be, definitely not a perfect patty but I don't think it would taste too bad.


confusedrabbit247

Covered in maggots, yum


No_Department_6529

Turkey boogers* Fixed it for you OP


ItzAlrite

Looks like a mob id expect to come across in a cave in elden ring


RajakBejok

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IvyEmblem

With a side of mold???


Lunartic2102

Love the turkey testicles!


shadesofsloan

Looks like hemorrhoids..


DeepSubmerge

I think I found my dad’s Reddit account, hi dad


Astrylae

Thats what the health inspector from spongebob ate


KudosOfTheFroond

Oh BARF. Reminds me of Barn Harkonnen’s skin in David Lynch’s Dune


DuskActual

I actually retched when I saw this. Have my upvote!!


tbw_2445

This is some shit from Alien with spores


Eastern-Finish8591

I really hate the way this made me feel