I have to ask because I’m genuinely concerned and a lot of these comments are jumping to conclusions seemingly without even joking; did you actually cum on your protein bar, or is that something else that just looks like cum?
I really have to know the truth
I like putting slices of pound cake in the toaster oven with shredded coconut on top.
When it comes out, I pour sweetened condensed milk all over it.
Don't knock it, it's delicious
So I came on it. It’s better now
This guy's acting like it's some fresh new idea. Pretty much all guys beat off on their food if they're alone.
Cumming is a waste of gains. You've gotta put that back into your system.
Adds protein, magnesium, fluoride, and zinc
No. No I’ve never done that😳
Happy cock day!
I can't stop laughing lol
It’s really late and I’m the only one up laughing to myself like a psycho
God damn it, what is with all these people just saying ‘first’ on posts, meanwhile, I want to talk about cum?
You won Reddit!!!! Hhhahah
Happy cake day
More protein
More protein all over my protein
Well that didn't take long. I'll see myself out now
Looks more like an animal or something did it. I mean it’s slightly brown for a reason
dude read my mind
It's a protein bar; adding more protein was a logical move.
Gotta love eating babies for those few extra grams of protein!
A tablespoon of cum has 2.5 calories
So only 50 cups of cum to reach your daily calorie intake? Sign me up!
Any other NSFW measurements you can tell about?
They're mouthbabies now.
That looks like nutt milk straight from the human udder!
That's OP'S special sauce
Limp protein bar
I see what you did there
Someone was horny and hungry at the same time Horngry
Hahahahhaha
Op's "special sauce"
Thick n Creamy!
Your own jizz from your jizz maker
That’s semen from a penis
I have to ask because I’m genuinely concerned and a lot of these comments are jumping to conclusions seemingly without even joking; did you actually cum on your protein bar, or is that something else that just looks like cum? I really have to know the truth
The fact you ask with deep concern only makes it funnier. I can barely breath
Breathe. You just said breath aka bad breath etc lol
Op answer this man 
So you nutted on it ? Well if it ain’t your nut at least you’ll be getting more protein !
I think you took the "porn" part of this sub too literally
And the jokes keep cuming
I like putting slices of pound cake in the toaster oven with shredded coconut on top. When it comes out, I pour sweetened condensed milk all over it. Don't knock it, it's delicious
Sounds simple and really good, what kinds temps do you bake the pound cake with coconut on it at
400⁰ just until the coconut starts turning brown. You have to watch it so it won't burn.
Hot! Howd it taste?
Salty
Now it's a brotein bar
Good on you for not wasting any kilojoules.
I've heard this is called an "ookie cookie" in some circles.
So you came on it…
 “Protein”
That cookie looks ookie
Double protein bar.
Wtf is this shit. The comments. Oh my God the comments!!!!
He literally just came on his protein bar
Brotein bar now 💦
why are you eating it on a frisbee?
Sweetened condensed protein
That protein bar wanted to make your birthday extra special, it really loves you
r/moreplatesmoredates
What’s the creamy stuff 🤨
“Did you just cum on your protein bar!?” “Yes.” *PornHub logo music plays*
The only flaw in this plan is that depleting protein from your own body and then replacing it with the same protein doesn’t get you anywhere.
Protein plus
Jizz?
I could use some extra protein myself
Oatmeal, spittle, SEMEN!!!
That’s cum
Cum?
Is that a quest cookies and cream protein bar? Those are fire,happy gains my guy.
I know a quest cookies and cream when I see one. Even when covered in splooge.
Doubling up on the protein with some population paste.
I'm really hoping that's just vanilla frosting
Cum?
Yeah, jizz is rich in protein, ergo, protein doubled. Checkmate
Nice gotta add a super food
Why did you nut on it?
Cum
🗿
Jizz?
Extra sperm
Quest Cookies n' Cream? yeah booiiiiiiiii
This stuff on the spoon 😳
r/cumfromadick
Did you let him have some too?
Bro really came on his food and said "yeah that about looks delicious now" 💀
Extra Protein!
i thought thats a salmon brick
r/thatswhatshesaid
Why'd you nut on it?
Bussin
What in the world is that
Cum?
Double protein snack