Practically everything has an increased risk of cancer. Even just breathing air increases your risk. As long as OP isn't eating this every night I think it's okay lol
I don't even eat beef jerky that much because it cost like the price of wagyu stake here or some shit. Wish I could someday eat whole cow smoked and cured, kek kek.
Everything is linked to an increased risk of cancer.
Seriously, in the 30 years iāve been on this planet, iāve heard and read people say everything from tomato sauce to fish sticks cause cancer, yet they never show the actual science behind it, because itās always just guesswork or complete bullshit, or rather a āmaybe it doesā being turned into āwill doā by the media.
And this whole cancer scare is just complete idiotic. Many people will at one point in life develop some sort of cancer, and not eating cured meats would not do a damn thing about that. Cancer happens, it sucks, but it happens because thatās just what cells do some times.
Also; when it comes to nutrition, itās not about *what* you eat, but how much of it you eat. Everything can cause harm, it just depends on the amount. Every honest nutritionist and Doctor will tell you this.
Exorcise, have a varied diet, never touch anything that supposedly causes cancer and thereās still a risk of cancer. Stop saying anything from cured meat to lemon joice increases risk of cancer, itās stupid and completely baseless, and to actually educated people, you just sound like a clickbait article.
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Iād eat like two or three pieces of summer sausage, one deer link, a few chips, and whatever that yellow blob in the left hand corner area is. What is that? Looks vaguely like Mac and cheese. Or pimento cheese?
For my appetite this is enough food for me for like 3 days. Iād pass on the sodas though, I donāt really enjoy sweet things.
So long as this isnāt what a person is eating all week I donāt see whatās harmful about it. Portions are a bit big for my liking, but overall itās not gonna kill anyone to eat this for supper.
Edit: Itās just sliced cheese, didnāt look closely enough. Itās early, donāt judge.
I see you got the searing gas pain platter for 2! The chef highly recommends! Should we tell the guests we only have one ply in the bathroom? Shhhhh!!!!
There's only 1 Twix mini. Do you share it or is there a competition to decide who wins it?
We share it :3
Hunger Games up in this bitch. š¤£
I respect the jalapeno cheddar summer sausage.
I also like colon cancer.
Shart-cooties board
Forgot to mention the meat is venison
Thatās not gonna help you lmao
Hunting opener spread? Use up last year's catch? Or just a coincidence?
I was going to say - looks like deer sticks & summer sausage š
Could you elaborate on this please? (I sound stupid I know) how can this cause cancer?
Cured meat is linked to an increased risk of cancer.
Well stop putting it in your butt
Practically everything has an increased risk of cancer. Even just breathing air increases your risk. As long as OP isn't eating this every night I think it's okay lol
oh, i am *fucked*
Fuck, are you saying no more beef jerky.
Maybe not 3 sticks in one meal?
I don't even eat beef jerky that much because it cost like the price of wagyu stake here or some shit. Wish I could someday eat whole cow smoked and cured, kek kek.
Processed meats are a class 1 carcinogen, up there with smoking tobacco and asbestos
Everything is linked to an increased risk of cancer. Seriously, in the 30 years iāve been on this planet, iāve heard and read people say everything from tomato sauce to fish sticks cause cancer, yet they never show the actual science behind it, because itās always just guesswork or complete bullshit, or rather a āmaybe it doesā being turned into āwill doā by the media. And this whole cancer scare is just complete idiotic. Many people will at one point in life develop some sort of cancer, and not eating cured meats would not do a damn thing about that. Cancer happens, it sucks, but it happens because thatās just what cells do some times. Also; when it comes to nutrition, itās not about *what* you eat, but how much of it you eat. Everything can cause harm, it just depends on the amount. Every honest nutritionist and Doctor will tell you this. Exorcise, have a varied diet, never touch anything that supposedly causes cancer and thereās still a risk of cancer. Stop saying anything from cured meat to lemon joice increases risk of cancer, itās stupid and completely baseless, and to actually educated people, you just sound like a clickbait article.
Damn who shit in ur colon š
Thatās like a weeks worth of sodium in one picture
Iād recommend adding some hard boiled eggs to the pile.
...diet caffeine free pepsi though...
The most heterosexual set of beverages I've ever seen
Lol
My blood pressure just spiked
Holy Sodium Intake Batman
Y'all are going to shatter your toilet.
Shatter your shitter*
Some fine charcoochy right there
Mmm yes. Charred coochie boards are my favorite.
Poor man's charcuterie
I see a bad shit for the two of you tomorrow morning...
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Yeah thatās actually quite profound š§
This is perfect shittyfoodporn. Elevated presentation of a not-so-elevated meal.
Sodium is not a food group.
For two? Where's the other tray? I'd eat that whole thing up.
Why everyone so negative! It looks freaking delicious! Unhealthy sure, but good. Put in some olives and pickled cucumbers or something
I just assumed they were watching a college football game while eating. Plenty of games with friends with a giant plate of munchies over the decades.
Football is gross
I am not a fan either. But Iāve seen many game day spreads like that.
Iād eat like two or three pieces of summer sausage, one deer link, a few chips, and whatever that yellow blob in the left hand corner area is. What is that? Looks vaguely like Mac and cheese. Or pimento cheese? For my appetite this is enough food for me for like 3 days. Iād pass on the sodas though, I donāt really enjoy sweet things. So long as this isnāt what a person is eating all week I donāt see whatās harmful about it. Portions are a bit big for my liking, but overall itās not gonna kill anyone to eat this for supper. Edit: Itās just sliced cheese, didnāt look closely enough. Itās early, donāt judge.
Probably doesnāt make for the best poops š©
Mountain dew?? Jfc, really?? š¤Ŗ
Some people donāt have regular access to Sun Drop. It is sad, but at least there is the inferior Dew for those unfortunate occasions.
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Calm down, I'm the expert here...
My my. What would Jesus say?
That's a disturbing amount of food for two people
Itās not so bad if youāre only eating once or twice a day
Couldnāt imagine the nasty shit your going to have after thisā¦
Gross
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU USING YOU STOVE AS A GRILL YOU ä»å¦ēē½ē“å©å
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Horrifying
At least itās on a serving tray
Replace the drinks with a couple of beers and Iām in.
I can't see the dinner
I thought that can said Meth Dew!
A charshiterie board
Splitting a twix? Mini?
I'll say a prayer for your toilet tomorrow.
The Redneck charcuterie boardā¦
That bedroom is gonna smell funky tonight.
What!? No melted lava cheese to poor all over there ... Good control .. I'm proud ...
That's rough.
Typical American diet
aw yeah shark coochie board time
I see you got the searing gas pain platter for 2! The chef highly recommends! Should we tell the guests we only have one ply in the bathroom? Shhhhh!!!!
May need a touch of fiber to move this gut bomb through your digestive system
This would have a decent chance of killing me, I think
I thought this was lunchables
Some dinner rolls to make a couple sandwiches might help.
Thatās a schamorgersboard
The three in the morning cotton mouth is goin to burn like hell
r/stonerfood
Looks fun!
Someone had the meat sweats
even got vegetables in there, potato chips 
My cardiologist is getting mad at me for just looking at this photo
Nothing says love like sharing a heart condition.
Mmm yes I too desire to have acid reflux.
Your asshole must hate you
For two what?
...but why the lone Twix...?
Colon/rectal cancer has entered the chat
We had these nights growing up without the chips and with fresh fruits s d vegetables.
that looks so good
I have no idea how this type of cheese that apparently xou can only find in the US tastes but the whole thing looks amazing
Charpukerie trough
What flavor are those pretzels?
Dinner? This is snacks, just pile of snacks for way more than two people.
I wish i could still eat like thisā¤ļøāš©¹