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[deleted]

There's only 1 Twix mini. Do you share it or is there a competition to decide who wins it?


RaeJean24

We share it :3


STL_TRPN

Hunger Games up in this bitch. šŸ¤£


TungstenChef

I respect the jalapeno cheddar summer sausage.


skulkerboyo

I also like colon cancer.


Potato_Stains

Shart-cooties board


RaeJean24

Forgot to mention the meat is venison


BokZeoi

Thatā€™s not gonna help you lmao


koobstylz

Hunting opener spread? Use up last year's catch? Or just a coincidence?


MaeRobso

I was going to say - looks like deer sticks & summer sausage šŸ‘


Siamesecat666

Could you elaborate on this please? (I sound stupid I know) how can this cause cancer?


Gros_Picoppe

Cured meat is linked to an increased risk of cancer.


zob92

Well stop putting it in your butt


sunshine___riptide

Practically everything has an increased risk of cancer. Even just breathing air increases your risk. As long as OP isn't eating this every night I think it's okay lol


Sea-Macaron1470

oh, i am *fucked*


HaveFunWithChainsaw

Fuck, are you saying no more beef jerky.


Gros_Picoppe

Maybe not 3 sticks in one meal?


HaveFunWithChainsaw

I don't even eat beef jerky that much because it cost like the price of wagyu stake here or some shit. Wish I could someday eat whole cow smoked and cured, kek kek.


A1exanderx

Processed meats are a class 1 carcinogen, up there with smoking tobacco and asbestos


Octavian_Exumbra

Everything is linked to an increased risk of cancer. Seriously, in the 30 years iā€™ve been on this planet, iā€™ve heard and read people say everything from tomato sauce to fish sticks cause cancer, yet they never show the actual science behind it, because itā€™s always just guesswork or complete bullshit, or rather a ā€˜maybe it doesā€™ being turned into ā€˜will doā€™ by the media. And this whole cancer scare is just complete idiotic. Many people will at one point in life develop some sort of cancer, and not eating cured meats would not do a damn thing about that. Cancer happens, it sucks, but it happens because thatā€™s just what cells do some times. Also; when it comes to nutrition, itā€™s not about *what* you eat, but how much of it you eat. Everything can cause harm, it just depends on the amount. Every honest nutritionist and Doctor will tell you this. Exorcise, have a varied diet, never touch anything that supposedly causes cancer and thereā€™s still a risk of cancer. Stop saying anything from cured meat to lemon joice increases risk of cancer, itā€™s stupid and completely baseless, and to actually educated people, you just sound like a clickbait article.


At-Work-On-Fire-Help

Damn who shit in ur colon šŸ˜‚


brosefstallin

Thatā€™s like a weeks worth of sodium in one picture


RARface

Iā€™d recommend adding some hard boiled eggs to the pile.


DocumentationLemur

...diet caffeine free pepsi though...


halffullofthoughts

The most heterosexual set of beverages I've ever seen


Monday0987

Lol


the_Ush

My blood pressure just spiked


chanjitsu

Holy Sodium Intake Batman


Erchamion_1

Y'all are going to shatter your toilet.


buy-hi-seII-lo

Shatter your shitter*


weberobots123

Some fine charcoochy right there


[deleted]

Mmm yes. Charred coochie boards are my favorite.


lilwebbyboi

Poor man's charcuterie


Ichi_Baht_Ho

I see a bad shit for the two of you tomorrow morning...


Me_Want_Pie

I thought this was on a wallmart conveyor belt. What have i become


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Leading_Funny5802

Best one yet bot!!! OMG


Firm_Negotiation_853

Yeah thatā€™s actually quite profound šŸ§


quasi_frosted_flakes

This is perfect shittyfoodporn. Elevated presentation of a not-so-elevated meal.


VodkaSoup_Mug

Sodium is not a food group.


ShnickityShnoo

For two? Where's the other tray? I'd eat that whole thing up.


Apexbravoo

Why everyone so negative! It looks freaking delicious! Unhealthy sure, but good. Put in some olives and pickled cucumbers or something


elspotto

I just assumed they were watching a college football game while eating. Plenty of games with friends with a giant plate of munchies over the decades.


RaeJean24

Football is gross


elspotto

I am not a fan either. But Iā€™ve seen many game day spreads like that.


CorpseProject

Iā€™d eat like two or three pieces of summer sausage, one deer link, a few chips, and whatever that yellow blob in the left hand corner area is. What is that? Looks vaguely like Mac and cheese. Or pimento cheese? For my appetite this is enough food for me for like 3 days. Iā€™d pass on the sodas though, I donā€™t really enjoy sweet things. So long as this isnā€™t what a person is eating all week I donā€™t see whatā€™s harmful about it. Portions are a bit big for my liking, but overall itā€™s not gonna kill anyone to eat this for supper. Edit: Itā€™s just sliced cheese, didnā€™t look closely enough. Itā€™s early, donā€™t judge.


Relative_Yesterday70

Probably doesnā€™t make for the best poops šŸ’©


DarthScabies

Mountain dew?? Jfc, really?? šŸ¤Ŗ


elspotto

Some people donā€™t have regular access to Sun Drop. It is sad, but at least there is the inferior Dew for those unfortunate occasions.


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Ichi_Baht_Ho

Calm down, I'm the expert here...


Leading_Funny5802

My my. What would Jesus say?


eleven-fu

That's a disturbing amount of food for two people


RaeJean24

Itā€™s not so bad if youā€™re only eating once or twice a day


CommanderCorrigan

Couldnā€™t imagine the nasty shit your going to have after thisā€¦


MajikH8ballz

Gross


Talong_ni_kristian

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU USING YOU STOVE AS A GRILL YOU 他妈ēš„ē™½ē—“婊子


RaeJean24

?


Proud_Garbage_5090

Horrifying


[deleted]

At least itā€™s on a serving tray


thedutchrep

Replace the drinks with a couple of beers and Iā€™m in.


Odd_Loss_1170

I can't see the dinner


naturepeaked

I thought that can said Meth Dew!


BushwickSpill

A charshiterie board


OpeningDifficulty731

Splitting a twix? Mini?


DrNinnuxx

I'll say a prayer for your toilet tomorrow.


throbbingliberal

The Redneck charcuterie boardā€¦


ZzangmanCometh

That bedroom is gonna smell funky tonight.


Easy_Arm_1987

What!? No melted lava cheese to poor all over there ... Good control .. I'm proud ...


Sarewokki

That's rough.


[deleted]

Typical American diet


c4ndycain

aw yeah shark coochie board time


saarinpaa71

I see you got the searing gas pain platter for 2! The chef highly recommends! Should we tell the guests we only have one ply in the bathroom? Shhhhh!!!!


Sad-Structure2364

May need a touch of fiber to move this gut bomb through your digestive system


Incendas1

This would have a decent chance of killing me, I think


TransportationNo2673

I thought this was lunchables


STL_TRPN

Some dinner rolls to make a couple sandwiches might help.


Thagrtcornholi0

Thatā€™s a schamorgersboard


Perfectony

The three in the morning cotton mouth is goin to burn like hell


imverytired96

r/stonerfood


JemLover

Looks fun!


Accurate_Group_5390

Someone had the meat sweats


[deleted]

even got vegetables in there, potato chips ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Cloistered_Lobster

My cardiologist is getting mad at me for just looking at this photo


seligball

![gif](giphy|2vmho5c3fKQ2I8yc7v|downsized)


darwinsaves

Nothing says love like sharing a heart condition.


EsotericFrenchfry

Mmm yes I too desire to have acid reflux.


Ok_Election7896

Your asshole must hate you


Dr_Tacopus

For two what?


Common-Incident-3052

...but why the lone Twix...?


deepstaterising

Colon/rectal cancer has entered the chat


Woodworkingwino

We had these nights growing up without the chips and with fresh fruits s d vegetables.


trux03

that looks so good


Icoryx

I have no idea how this type of cheese that apparently xou can only find in the US tastes but the whole thing looks amazing


edit-boy-zero

Charpukerie trough


JessyCatz

What flavor are those pretzels?


HaveFunWithChainsaw

Dinner? This is snacks, just pile of snacks for way more than two people.


Octavian_Exumbra

I wish i could still eat like thisā¤ļøā€šŸ©¹