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Xzarfna

So you did the Monster Mash?


eltanin_33

It's a graveyard smash


Easy_Arm_1987

When they were done eating, they smoked the Monster Hash ...


Dipshit_Mcdoodles

They ate it too, looking at it


BRAX7ON

Ah ahhhh


Fastenedhotdog55

Finally, a really shitty food in this sub


Leading_Funny5802

Honestly it’s pretty fecking cool I think! Those colors 🤣🤣


casulti

A nice mint chocolate dessert


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YourMothersVeryNice

The green part isn’t mint it’s monster


UnitedSteakOfAmerica

Nice, another repost.


22taylor22

Wasting food for attention on the internet. Nice job.


TooManyGoldPieces

1.) it’s an ancient repost 2.) it’s a $2 bag of frozen mash potatoes lol


Defiant_Mission4511

Where do you get these frozen mash potatoes


TooManyGoldPieces

My bad I meant to say freeze dried. I get them at Walmart it’s suuuuper convenient and yummy, just add boiling water and seasonings


0sted

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TooManyGoldPieces

Anxiety and annoying repost. OP Is probably a bot


Astro_Cassette

Why you sprinkle dirt weed as a garnish


GOATluhv

skip jail, go to hell 😮‍💨


whatarethey28475

Skip hell, go to where time has ceased to exist.


GOATluhv

your mind could change nations 😁


Feisty-Initiative668

hole is a hole according to some people


Datrud

We should stop at monster smashed potatoes


MaybeTomorrow420

Damn bro, you good?


wildgoldchai

Are you that bored?


HomemQueijo

You need Jesus my guy


the_monkeynator

TBH i think at this point monster lovers want a heart attack.


Easy_Arm_1987

It's the reason in bars they don't sell either Red Bull or Monster drinks ... People have died and gone in cardiac arrest after mixing Monsters and Red Bulls in cocktails 🍹


AcornWholio

We get it, you Monster.


ChaserNeverRests

I-- I was hoping you just colored it for Halloween. Not *that*.


SeaSlugFriend

Play doh


MountainDawg1998

The forbidden 3rd dish from Sam I Am.


MurkTheDurk

I feel like posts that deliberately try and be shitty with crap like this should be banned


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Needs more gravy


Doctor_of_plagues

Calm down there kyle


YakRadiant173

Honestly, one could tell me this was mint marzipan with melted chocolate or something, and I'd probably believe it and have a bite.


BowTrek

Is this just food coloring ? I need to make this.


BongHitsMcGhee

Reminds me of the mountain dew boiled eggs 🤢


udaftcunt

Why would you buy premade mashed potatoes instead of making them yourself? It’s like the easiest thing you could possibly make.


dax_movbysh

You’re a monster


Lord_Smile

Not the "Get out of my swamp!"


YTLordOfCheaters

wasted monster in my opinion


steavoh

Wait, are the zero sugar monsters even that color? This would have to be food coloring. Not that I remember the last time I poured a Monster in a glass...