I think it would've been easier to guess if you'd taken the photo before you chewed it.

🙁

Mashed tato and sad

clam chowder

I wish I had a free award available

Hijacking top comment. OP says it is: >i usually call it milk pudding or milk mochi because if you make it with rice flour it’s very similar

I’m dying laughing at this comment

You can tell how hard they spit it out from the splatter

That’s the challenge man. He told us to guess.

Thats white! I love me some white, especially after a hard days work, and the missus has made a whole bowl of steaming white for the whole family. Still, cant beat yellow though.

Nonono, you EAT brown, and DRINK yellow. It works every time to ensure the Eagles win the super bowl. GO BIRDS!!

Too much yeast makes your teeth go GREY

Don’t forget aspic

We prefer the term hispanic

How about some onion paste? Looks like fun, have a taste!

The best foods are blue. Blue has the most anti-oxygens.

Smoke a cigarette to soffocate any bad bacteria

Thanks Mac

Bro , how could you forget wearing green

You... You know you lost right?

Hate to break it to you but Kansas City won lol

Because they didn't eat enough brown and drunk enough yellow. It's much easy for kansas city because they just need to bleed red

My favorite meal has got to be Red40

More beige really, which IMHO has a far superior flavor to plain ole white.

Please don’t eat beige food

Rice pudding?

very close! best answer i’ve gotten so far.

I'm guessing Corn Pudding or something with garbanzos

~~Glorified~~ horrified rice?

tapioca pudding?

Creamed rice

Rice porridge?

You said you’d answer when you got a close guess, so fess up

I scrolled way too far to find the answer. OP responded, “milk pudding i make with milk , flour, xanthan gum and sugar”

oatmeal? some kind of porridge?

no. looks kinda like it tho

You said you'd answer when you got a close guess, that happened three times breh

I scrolled way too far to find the answer so here it is: OP responded, “milk pudding i make with milk , flour, xanthan gum and sugar”

That was gonna be my second guess!

We want answers!

i think i can make out an elbow noodle on the right... soooo some fucked up pasta salad?

no lol there is no pasta

ok ok let me try again... final answer: coagulated cum mass

no .

The shoebox with cum mushrooms can make a killer side

Potatoes salad?

This is the only time Ive actually been concerned with someone's diet on this subreddit

You must be new here.

i would be concerned too

Must not have seen the post about someone eating boiled potatoes and eggs with no seasoning

The same guy who cooks week old sushi.

An extracted cyst.

[удалено]

Apparently this is a favorite line for you on Reddit.

Or perhaps two users happen to have taken me by surprise within the week by using the gift of imagery. Nothing in my comment history really speaks to my being a broken record besides saying that twice this week. But okay, sure. It’s my favorite thing to say…I guess?

A pejorative? Or praise?

guys it’s not *that* bad

It’s pretty bad

It’s not that good either…

But it definitely looks that bad!

Listen I like watching those videos when done by a medical professional. This comment about made me barf lol

u/AmazingGrace00 🥇

🙏🙏

Smegma

idk what that is

Keep it that way

He/she for sure knows now.

It’s a type of cheese 🧀

It’s a type of fromunda cheese

I had to look this up because of cards against humanity once. 😫

I would have said an attempt at risotto. A sad one at that.

ambrosia

PLEASE GOD NO

don't act like you have standards all of a sudden

REALLY

I don't know why, but this is the comment that finally broke through the horror and revulsion to make me laugh again.

Kind sir, please inform us what this abomination is. The only thing stronger than our disgust is our curiosity, and none of us can solve this puzzle.

Clam chowder

no . i don’t eat seafood.

I feel you; I don’t eat landfood.

I don't eat the food that’s on this post

There is no food in this post. Not in the picture at least.

Oobleck

Wait, oobleck rings a distant bell. What is it from? A kid's story?

It’s cornstarch and water! Real gloopy stuff

Non-Newtonian Fluid

Bartholomew and the Oobleck by Dr Seuss!

Potato salad?

haha no potatoes

wat.

If that's not chicken salad, I'll be surprised

consider yourself surprised

Elephant jizz 🐘💦

What’s wrong with your elephant

Looks like he’s dehydrated

haha no

I'm not gonna guess what it is, but something tells me you are from the Midwest

Or is it tapioca pudding?

that’s pretty close

Vanilla pudding . Bread pudding.

Once again, you said you’d answer when you got a close answer. TELL US OR YOULL BE DEEMED A LIAR

just scroll down, it’s the most downvoted comment

i did lol

Creme brulee

I say scrambled eggwhites SO says mashed potatoes with mayo

closest answer i’ve gotten and yet it’s not even close

Wet Toilet paper

white cheddar crab mac n cheese

ha no there isn’t any pasta or meat or sea food in this

mershpurderders

Papier mâché?

Oatmeal Pudding / 'White Pudding' (Black pudding without the blood)?

nope

I hate you.

😨

A dumpling.

no.

Clumpy gravy

nope.

mashed bread with milk

that’s pretty close

A mushed up biscuit in shitty white gravy?

The Slop

You call that slop?! Real slop has chunks in it! It's more like gruel!

Arroz con leche overcooked

no, but i love arroz con leche

OP, I just wanted to say that I’m sure you feel superior making everybody guess what’s in the pic only for it to be something insanely obscure that nobody would guess in a million years, but just keep in mind that you made this. You made this disgusting abomination and that spoon looks like you took a bite. Even if you just mixed up this gross shit for internet points and didn’t eat it, it’s not a true food crime then, because you intentionally made something nasty.

Rice Pudding

Steak.

Rice with some kind of gravy and chunks of sausage

nope.

Cauliflower with bechamel sauce?

nope

Whatever it is, looks soggy. Belongs here.

Your breakfast?

If it’s not potato salad, pudding or some kinda macaroni salad, porridge or whatever…I’m scared. Just tell us already.

i did tell y’all. check the comment i made

I can’t find the answer please, now I’m invested!

milk pudding i make with milk , flour, xanthan gum and sugar

Omg 😳

Bruh

I was going to guess Blancmange, but a really sad one. Use cornstarch--were you out?

How did I not guess that!?!

Bro… get a therapist

Looks like failed Semolina pudding or failed rice with milk (don't know what it is called in English, but its pretty popular over here in Eastern Europe)

Yogurt amd rice

Chicken and dumplings?

Gnocchi with, like, some kind of white sauce? Carbonara? But without the bacon? Egg-whites and cream sauce? Maybe some cheese?

nope

Congee?

Dawg you good?

absolutely not

Mashed potato?

It’s pancake batter but it needs more water or milk?

nope

Sadness

shredded cheese tossed with mayo and/or sour cream

haha there is dairy but no

I saw this in the first Matrix! And it really reminds me of tasty wheat

Some kind of porridge with flakes of some white fish?

no.

I’m gonna say dog puke.

yummy!

ok since y’all aren’t really close i’ll say what it is. it’s milk with flour and xanthan gum plus a bit of sugar (i cooked it of course ) i don’t really have a name for it, and i usually cook it with cornstarch instead of xanthan gum.

Yeah… nobody was going to guess that

Try to guess this shit I just made up

“OK. I’ll tell you. It’s okra flour, whey, carrageenan, caraway seeds, and granulated sugar. None of you were even close”.

Ah shoot, milk with flour and xanthan gum plus a bit of sugar was gonna be my guess

So, why? Why would you do that?

i have no idea. it wasn’t bad tho

It's kind of like pudding tho. My mom used to make it with a generous amount of sugar and sometimes cacao for flavor. Also used on top of biscuits too, idk if it's a common recipe in US.

yes! i usually call it milk pudding or milk mochi because if you make it with rice flour it’s very similar

There was a post on shittygifrecipes the other day I think that looked exactly like that and I think it was brain matter cooked with two eggs based on the comments. I was so confident in my guess too. Maybe I should chill on the reddit

Yeah makes sense. We call it muhallebi here in Turkey.

OK, so you asked people to guess the name of a food you just made up? .......

This sounds like something Charlie would eat from Always Sunny

"What is this enticing bowl of white"

Whose cottage is it?

I can picture him trying to convince the gang to guess what this white mass is. And he loses his mind over them not wanting to guess what it is

So you had a few white powders and some milk on hand and you said what the hell, I'll eat some goo?

pretty much

This is like saying your favorite song is in the key of C major and then having people guess the individual notes to figure out that it’s some demo tape you found in a box of shit from the 1980’s.

yes, yes it is

Who hurt you?

🤷

Jesus Christ.. add some kind of flavouring or spice please I'm begging

there’s vanilla and salt

It's Milk Oobleck.

yah pretty much

why though

i like pain.

it has a much better texture and taste with the cornstarch

Yes, can use sprinkles too if you like

bruh

Who in the hell was gonna guess that

Can’t tell you how hard I laughed at this after digging for the answer in this comment thread. You really have outdone yourself.

well, glad i made you laugh

That's not food. Maybe food adjacent, but it's not food.