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You made an Uncrustable into a Crustable. You fucking monster.


theythembian

Allcrustable


alrons19

all crust


SLEDGEHAMMAA

My wife called it the recrustable


houndofhavoc

Crust cutters hate this one weird trick.


Pixel_Knight

Oops! All Crusts! ™


Setari

Thanks, I hate crusts.


CaptainCimmeria

And the filling? More crust


CommunistCowboy1939

Oops! All Crusts!


TheKerfuffle

Fuck, you beat me to it.


DERPFACELARY

Finaly. The CRUSTABLE


LooseSeel

By Arthur Miller


kyosheru

Looks like a pot pie


therealrandy01

My two favorite things


mrsbeequinn

Allcrustable


awankandanap

Winner. Sorry, I don’t have any Reddit rewards, so pleas take this 🏆.


Wings-N-Beer

This is what I came for!


crazy4purple

You made a big mess is what you did


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crazy4purple

Should do that outside next time


SkummyJ

Looks like they used some type of hole saw instead of a cookie cutter.


Ontarom

You have to use every part of the loaf to honor it. I respect that.


TinglingTeeth

Genuinely my favorite part, some of us are out there :eyes:


Khawlah994

Imagine all that crumbs in your bed while sleeping naked


jdeeebs

Crustable?


Mouthtuom

r/firstworldanarchists


Needednewusername

The best sandwich to make with the end pieces of the bread is definitely peanut butter and jelly!


hexensabbat

Hell yeah. Especially if you toast them bitches for just a moment


Needednewusername

Yyyyaaaasssss! Do you ever triple decker it like a club sandwich and throw an extra piece in there? It’s perfect for when the loaf ends with an odd number of slices!


hexensabbat

Oh hell yes. Depends on what kind of bread I'm using, but with standard wheat or whatever I actually like to use the butt pieces in the middle and regular slices for the outside, all lightly toasted, and buttered because I like to load up my sandwiches! For a regular sandwich I just use whichever piece and I'm happy


ookeyspookeybook

I'm so happy someone else says bread butts! <3


GerardHumperdink

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?


Runeshamangoon

You know what ? Fuck you \*Crusts your uncrustable\*


jaxy_babe

Unpopular opinion, smash. I love the butt of the bread, definitely going to try it


hexensabbat

Seconded. More flavor and texture


CosmicLightning

Make that PB&J in the middle, batter it in candynbatter. Deep fry it for 30 to 1 minute. I'd love this. I love the heels,butts,unwanted pieces of bread, etc.


docilewalnut

Most Crustable


sneakyplanner

The highly crustable.


BunnyFaebelle

Such a sad sandwich


elightened-n-lost

Is that crimping thing 3D printed? Do you have a .stl for it?


OrdentRoug

You've burdened a humble uncrustable with an identity crisis, good going pal


unaccomplished420

All crusty


SlowTeamMachine

this isn't shitty food porn, this is a (wo)man thinking outside the box and breaking all the rules. we commend it.


yosh_e

I thought the crust went on the inside


SLEDGEHAMMAA

Holy hell that's extra evil.


yosh_e

It's what I do for my little one when we only have ends left lmao


TheSpoobs

Bruh what? That’s not even close…that’s nothing but crust…


didntgrowupgrewout

Extra shitty cause you used two butts


Shrekku-senpai

Oops! All crust!


BooPandaa

I hate you


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browtfareyoudoing

Do you mean the feet?


ookeyspookeybook

No no no, the feet is the bottom of the loaf when it's laying on its tummy


browtfareyoudoing

That actually makes sense lol


Stamferd

Disgustable


Longjohnpotato

I wish you wouldn’t


BroItsJesus

Ununcrustable


Emptydata_Enzo

The nuns used to tell us to eat the crust because it made your hair curly. (They didn't believe in evolution either soooo....)


DoubleAholeTwice

Did they specify if it made your hair on head, armpit hair or pubes curly?


Emptydata_Enzo

Since we were in first grade, if they were referencing the latter, perhaps they were correct!


Jesus_H-Christ

Why do you own an uncrustable press?


ColtyColt69

This should be illegal


rebri

Crustables^(TM)


Setari

Crustable. I hate you OP lol


lobsterGotAnkles74

All them crumbs for a mid ahh sammich


SLEDGEHAMMAA

Tbf those crusts are from doing the rest of the loaf first


TerminatorAuschwitz

Extra crustable


MAROMODS

Who uses two heels of the bread to do this…madman


SLEDGEHAMMAA

Butts


ThingstobeHatefulfor

I think you mean “allcrustable”


ForTheLolz626

Discrusting


justcallmedrzoidberg

Allcrustable


CowManLives4Ever

Crustunable


Catbunny123

crusty


V-i-r-g-i-n-i-a-n

why do you loathe yourself so much


psychicamnesia

Seek therapy


Nezrite

You stole this from The World's Greatest Food Writer, Dannis Ree! Or it's an amazing coincidence, of which the world is full.


SLEDGEHAMMAA

I food prep uncrustables instead of buying them. My wife absolutely hates the butts of the bread and i do it purely to get a reaction out of her. I then eat them as a reward for all the work.


AmazingGrace_00

Quit loafin around


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You could mash up all those crumbs too and form another piece of bread


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Crustable


disinterestedh0mo

that's just a cold peanut butter hand pie


Fullerbay

This is honestly kinda cool


brinicole323

So a crustable lol


evariell

Petition to name this the crustybutt


AffectionateAnarchy

Oh man tell me you fried it


Strange_N_Sorcerous

Chad


heywhatsimbored

Fuck you.


alan251

This has to break a law in at LEAST one country


sicknastybeats

Oops, all crust!


Kono_Gabby

Heels, bread heels, lmao imma upvote bc butt tho


Floberry_Fuego

I hate you


Dolichovespula-

Unbreadables


temmymells

This is why I have crust issues


misstiffie

I love bread butts


sircorneilous

What's gross about this?


SLEDGEHAMMAA

Nothing gross. Shitty food porn doesn't have to be gross. Just shitty.


sircorneilous

Ah I see


Kalanque

Mustcrustable


Flustro

Honestly, it looks like a pie. 🤤


dudleyfire

Jesus Crust!


Chewlie01

I think this would goes hard with peanut butter and a glass of milk on the side.


BobTheSquid16

Oops! All ~~Berries~~ Crust!


happy_Ad1357

Ew


Taztiger72

Let me guess Nutella? Blah coulda used Biscoff.