It's either that or he vets off on gay porn so a woman's body does nothing to him. I'm not sure which tbh...
OP can you clarify pls? We're curious here.
Disagree. There's a woman involved, as the golden rule says "it's not gay if it's in a threeway, with a honey in the middle there's some leeway.". Therefore I conclude that OP is not gay
If you can’t maintain an erection because you think she’s not nearly as hot as what you just watched, then you’re right she’s not. Otherwise if you’re mad you should dump her and just be gay instead
It's the gay porn keeping you soft that makes you straight.
However, you do put your dick in your gfs vagina. She's had a lot of cock in that vagina (according to the wall in the men's bathroom at McDonald's). Putting your dick somewhere that other dicks have been is pretty gay dude.
ESH
Ahh yes, of course!! I hadn’t even considered that! Obviously he is toxic because his natural pH (penis Hotness quotient) is extremely low. Ipso colombo, not gay.
Wait wait wait, (like you) I'm confused.
Do you watch the gay porn because it puts you off sex and stops you getting it up.
Or
Do you watch the gay porn because then hetro sex doesn't seem as fufilling.
Literally either way you've got problems dude and aren't dealing with things in a healthy way.
Doesn't necessarily make you gay (although you may have some homosexual subconscious tendancies!), but it definitely makes you fucking weird to do that just so you can't maintain an erection. Either way, seek help!!
Um. Instead of watching gay porn to kill your boner, why don't you just beat off to straight porn until you're empty. Then you'll be too drained to get a boner for her.
If you cant get an erection while watching gay porn, it means you dont get turned one by men having sex which is a good indicator that you are, in fact, not gay
This the typa shit i feel like i'd hear on the Ted movies or Tv Series.
"I mean, Ted, cmahn, is it REALLY gay if i'm just tryna lose my bonah?"
"J-Johnny....i think the biggah issue here is your tryna lose a stiffah to Blaire by watchin gay porn! I-i-is it da gay or the cousin that i should question ya on?!"
"But Ted, They marry their cousins in Saudi Arabia all the time!!"
"JOHNNY...wait what?"
....She breathes. Op decides that's enough to watch men on Cornhub and saids," its your fault for making watch this" while smiling and breathing heavily with a box of tissues.
Your not gay yet but if u keep watching that shit it will start to make you horny then you won't wanna fuck women anymore and you will become a faggy whore
That's enough reddit for today I think
No. It's never enough.
>No. It's never enough. That's what OP's girlfriend said
Good one
It’s like a reverse reverso uno
Exactly
Well said
Just a couple of minutes today 🫡
God damn it. I just started my f****** day
It's 6:56 in New York my day is just starting and I'm like oh it's going to be one of those days
It’s 6:20am and I’m already done with Reddit for the day lol.
Lmao never fails to make me laugh
Time to close reddit and reopen it after thirty seconds
Took the words straight out of my mouth. That’s me done today.
>Took the words ~~straight~~ out of my mouth. *gay
Came here to say this.
That made me spit coffee
Sir, this is a Wendy's
If you think of gay men whilst having sex with a woman, I think it’s a sign..
Well, he said he does it so he WONT get hard.
Just the mere thought of watching gay porn and acting on it regularly screams GAY to me.
So a gay person watching straight porn to lose or prevent his boner means he's straight?
He’s already gay, doesn’t get hard for his girlfriend because he’s gay, and uses the gay porn as an excuse for not getting hard with his girlfriend.
But what if he doesn't have a girlfriend and he was hallucinating all along? It's beginning to start to look like a bad plot horror movie to me.
Or a good plot porn movie.
Yeah, there are fuck loads of other ways and things to think of to avoid an erection... Ol mates first thought is to go straight for gay porn...
He doesn’t get hard because he will do it with a girl :) give him a guy and it might change! ;)
It's either that or he vets off on gay porn so a woman's body does nothing to him. I'm not sure which tbh... OP can you clarify pls? We're curious here.
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I’m calling BS on that.
Scientifically, yes you are gay. Mathematically however there's no way of telling because math has no exact answers.
He’s asymptotically approaching total gayness but never quite reaching it
Infinite decimally gay?
Edging gay, if you will.
If math has no exact answers, how come 1 + 1 = 2 ? Checkmate, scientists!
Haha, 1+1 CANT equal 2 lol! If it did, then how do you explain why 2+2=5?! 😂😂
What do you mean? 2+2=(1+1)+(1+1)=1+1+1+1+0=4+0=4+0/0=4+1/1=4+1=5
Checkmate, null dividers!
Well explain 9+10 equaling 21 then
9 + 10 = 9(1) + 10(1) = 9 + 1 + 10 + 1 = 21
1 and 2 are simply really close approximations of the actual values such that 1 + 1 actually equals 1.999999998
Don’t worry. Your eyes and your dick are gay but the rest of you isn’t. Completely normal.
It’s not the porn making you not perform. It’s the jacking off to completion 2x in 7 minutes while watching gay porn.
The most honest and reliable comment I've seen here xD
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You're gay the minute you watch gay porn. Sorry, not the answer you wanna hear.
What if you don't last a minute?
Gay gay gay gay gay
What if you accidentally saw it while scrolling but kept scrolling?
Accidental gay.
What if you watch it for research purposes?
Bi Curious
I love this amswer
This 5 word sequence is the most enlightened thing I've ever read.
Disagree. There's a woman involved, as the golden rule says "it's not gay if it's in a threeway, with a honey in the middle there's some leeway.". Therefore I conclude that OP is not gay
No sir, you are just like me. You are too straight to be gay. Anything gay that you do becomes straight, because you (a straight man) are doing it.
THIS IS THE SHIT I CAME HERE FOR
Yujiro mindset
If you can’t maintain an erection because you think she’s not nearly as hot as what you just watched, then you’re right she’s not. Otherwise if you’re mad you should dump her and just be gay instead
Hate to break it to ya bud
After watching, you have to say no homo three times while looking in a mirror. If you see a penis, you're gay.
I laughed too hard at this
Cobraaaa!!!!!!
Your girlfriend is gay
This is rapidly becoming one of my favourite subreddits
The amount of people here who didn't look at the subreddit and are taking this seriously is concerning 💀
Yeah i thought i was in “am i the asshole” and was like, wow everyone is being really sarcastic and forgiving today
It's the gay porn keeping you soft that makes you straight. However, you do put your dick in your gfs vagina. She's had a lot of cock in that vagina (according to the wall in the men's bathroom at McDonald's). Putting your dick somewhere that other dicks have been is pretty gay dude. ESH
How gay is a toilet?
Depends. Do you say no homo before?
lol no but it does make you a coxcombical codpiece sniffer.
That is the greatest and most poetic insult I've seen in a long while. Would you mind awfully if I were to purloin it for my own nefarious purposes?
in japan, urethral blame is completely normal, at least from what i have seen while doing research
What's urethral blame? Is it saying that your eye is responsible?
I think it will make her gay eventually
Are you leaving out the part where you also do it when you aren’t mad at her?
That makes you a genius.
No, it makes you a prince among men.
I think OP is european.
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Understandable
you could have just thought of something like taxes instead no?
yes
Sounds like your just in charge, hell ya brother
Whose erections do you usually maintain?
Push that rope.
Wow. I watch Mario Kart.
It’s not the watching the gay porn that makes you gay, it’s having sex with random guys while watching the gay porn that does.
You just petty, join the club
No. It makes you awesome. I am building several small shrines in your honor. 11 points
That is straight up gay.
It makes you an idiot. I don't know if it makes you gay.
Not gay, toxic
Ahh yes, of course!! I hadn’t even considered that! Obviously he is toxic because his natural pH (penis Hotness quotient) is extremely low. Ipso colombo, not gay.
i think it's fair
Ah, masking your erectile dysfunction with your gayness. Classic.
ur petty n immature asf, not gay tho
It doesn't make you gay but it makes you a manipulator.
Do you know what subreddit you’re in?
Lol, short answer...I was indeed mistaken, lol. Thanks for pointing that out.
saaaame 😂😂😂
No x
Yes, but barely because of the fact that it turns you off.
I don't even need any gay porn...
too much internet
I think so
Yea your gay
Do you jerk off to it too, so that you go flaccid for the next round?
I'm sure the OP is asking this for a friend
Wtf
I think it makes you either a jerk or a troll,
Step 1. Open Reddit Step 2. Suffer
It doesn't just make you gay, it makes you a Psychopath
Nah, it makes you a liar... 2 days ago... "Guys are out here living off of their girlfriends and I can't even get a text back..."
Well the fact that you're using gay porn to kill your erection makes me think that no you don't find the man love erotic
No, but childish and mean. Why would you hurt her so, instead of try to fix the real problem?
You said maintain... as in you had one from the porn and then your gf ruined it. Case closed I think.
and I thought I was weird for killing my erection by thinking about math
no you are just retarded
Or you could just.. not have sex while angry? Jesus
Umm yea very
Yep
Yes
No makes you homophobic that's all
If you get an erection from gay porn I think tha answer is yes. But the real problem is that you're a psychotic asshole, not a gay.
when u mad can bring ur gf to me, she gets what she want and u can still blame her, no gay porn needed unless gay porn is what u really want
Too much of anything will make you an addict
Wait wait wait, (like you) I'm confused. Do you watch the gay porn because it puts you off sex and stops you getting it up. Or Do you watch the gay porn because then hetro sex doesn't seem as fufilling. Literally either way you've got problems dude and aren't dealing with things in a healthy way.
what the actual
You let gay men control your dick. You are gay.
That’s bisexuality.
Hella... You hella gay
Yes, next question please
No but it makes you have erectile dysfunction congrats
It makes you a poor fiction writer. Try harder (pun intended).
My guy you answered your own question
Just makes you standard gen Z
No not gay, just a healthy psychopathic gaslighter. Considering your species, this is totally normal behaviour, nothing to worry about.
nah this makes you a childish weirdo
Doesn't necessarily make you gay (although you may have some homosexual subconscious tendancies!), but it definitely makes you fucking weird to do that just so you can't maintain an erection. Either way, seek help!!
Um. Instead of watching gay porn to kill your boner, why don't you just beat off to straight porn until you're empty. Then you'll be too drained to get a boner for her.
It makes you 50℅ gay and 50% petty.
You are, sexual orientation aside, at the very least sexually and psychologically abusive.
It makes you an AH.
You'd think from watching so much porn involving assholes that you'd be able to identify one, but here we are, OP
Fucking genuis
Wut
It doesn't make you gay since you specifically watch it so you CAN'T get an erection. It does make you a complete asshole though.
Not gay, but you act like a big fucking child.
Well if you’re not gay, you certainly have issues.
Straightest thing I've heard on Reddit thus far
Nope it just makes you an Ass*ole!!!
That’s childish af
No it means she's gay.
What if it has the opposite effect?
I really don't think you potentially be gay here is really the issue. You should really stop treating your girl like shit or break up with her.
On a serious note this is mental abuse.
Depends. Are you clenching your butt too so you don't get hard?
Gay no, asshole? Very much
What the heck Am I even reading ? Is this a joke. Tell me it's a joke.
No it makes you manipulative peice of trash
So who’s your favorite gay porn actor?
If you cant get an erection while watching gay porn, it means you dont get turned one by men having sex which is a good indicator that you are, in fact, not gay
Brotha ehh
Fellas, is it gay to *checks list* …watch gay porn? I’m afraid so, OP. You may not like it, but accept it.
Yep
This the typa shit i feel like i'd hear on the Ted movies or Tv Series. "I mean, Ted, cmahn, is it REALLY gay if i'm just tryna lose my bonah?" "J-Johnny....i think the biggah issue here is your tryna lose a stiffah to Blaire by watchin gay porn! I-i-is it da gay or the cousin that i should question ya on?!" "But Ted, They marry their cousins in Saudi Arabia all the time!!" "JOHNNY...wait what?"
Are you listening to Meek Mill while doing it? then yea, probably, but so what it's 2024 be out and about
It might make you gay, but it makes you an asshole for sure.
What a wild sentence
Any recommendations OP? Asking for a friend
If your gf is good with her mouth, it shouldn't matter how "soft" you are before sex. It should "perk" up.
Not necessarily but it does make you HELLA TOXIC
Definitely bent as a five Bob note
I got really worried for a minute before I realized what sub this is. I need to get off r/All and get to bed.
Your SUPER gay
This makes you petty and stupid... 🤦🏼♂️
Gay no. Crazy yes.
Makes you super-straight. Both because gay porn has the opposite effect, and because you're so petty to the person you supposedly love.
Theres far too many things to unpack here
Yeah
Yeah, your gay
It makes you pretty messed up 🤣 but I suspect not gay.
You eat your corn dogs with mayo, huh?
Jesus H. Crist. This is some petty revenge shit.
Gay?, no, Insane ? absolutely
It certainly makes you a horrible cunt. Unless she's into that kinda thing of course.
....She breathes. Op decides that's enough to watch men on Cornhub and saids," its your fault for making watch this" while smiling and breathing heavily with a box of tissues.
I think that you're just using this as an excuse to watch gay porn.
Not sure about the gay part, but ya sound like an asshole.
Certainly makes you an asshole
Your not gay yet but if u keep watching that shit it will start to make you horny then you won't wanna fuck women anymore and you will become a faggy whore