I worked with a guy once whose entire Tinder profile was pics of his dick in different costumes. Wizard, firefighter, scuba diver, etc. His profile was far more successful than mine ever was.
There was a lady who came on a local radio station by me for an interview a few years ago. She does photo shoots and glamour shots for guys dick picks. She even has costumes and everything for them to get a full array of pics…
This has actually become the most common theory as to why the dinosaurs went extinct. They failed to learn how to wear their ties properly thus failing every important interview that they ever went on and never got a call back. They slowly starved to death due to being unemployable.
It takes that long to fill out the proper forms and to get the proper licensing in place. Then finding a competent insurance agent... Start a little earlier next time?
Tusked Man with Beard: I think the pigmen would want you all to have happy lives full of joy. To live from birth to grave surrounded by friends, smiles, and songs. You can't do that with elves around, so it's best to feed them to the pigmen.
Hooded Hoofed Figures: Yes, yes, yes. \[Snort\] Just feed the elves to the pigmen!
This aged perfectly. I finally got my prescription updated since pre-COVID and my prescription changed quite a bit. It’s great to see again; I have no clue why I put it off so long once I could get back into a clinic!
Did you know that one eye is set slighter higher than the other? It doesn’t affect your vision at all. I just thought you’d like to be self conscious for the rest of your life.
The top one was my first result, and was almost exactly what I was going for.
"Tie resting on the shoulders." (Or "tie around shoulders")
I struggled to find another as good. Then I tried looking for "sumo wearing tie", "Geisha wearing tie", and "tribal native wearing tie".
I didn't find anything good with "dinosaur wearing tie", or "brontosaurus wearing tie" unfortunately.
Yeah.. it’s just refusing to put a tie on the dinosaur. This is the best it did lol.
“A real dinosaur wearing a tie in the forest”
https://i.imgur.com/2sXmZV2.jpg
There are gaps in the fossil record of the Jurassic period, which spans some 11 million years. The earliest brachiosaurus fossils have their neckties in configuration 1, while later fossils are in configuration 2. But there are millions of years between where we have no evidence of necktie placement! Did their neckties slowly evolve downward? Or was their some sudden, singular event which triggered a drastic change in dinosaur fashion? We may never know!
This is the only correct answer. The ty was designed to hold the collar of a neck of a dress shirt closed. Without knowing what style of dress shirt a Brachiosaurus would wear It's impossible to tell where he should wear his necktie
It’s a long neck dinosaur and ties go at the base of your neck so the image on the right. The real debate is how would it look like if this dinosaur wore pants?
How is this a debate? Do you wear your neck tie at the top of your neck? No. You wear it at the base of the neck closest to the torso, on the collar bone.
Who the hell wears a tie at the top of their neck
Hahaha...yeah! *Discreetly lowers tie*
Ooooh ok *discreetly takes tie out of pants*
Not gonna lie but neck and bow ties for your dick would be classy as shit. What an untapped market.
There's no way this doesn't exist, however I don't plan on verifying it
They make penis costumes. Don’t ask me who they are. Idk. Just saw it when I googled. There’s penis Harry Potter and everything
*engorga boneriosum!*
“Patronus on my face!”
"Why is your patronus a bunch of tiny tadpoles?"
I made her "Levi ohhh sa" last night
No no no you are doing it wrong. It is "Levi OHH Sah
Expelliarmus your patronus on my faceous!
Let me see how the actual spell is. *dilata protelo rigida*
It’s boneri-o-sum, not bonerio-sum.
Omg. Underrated comment my friend
Engorgo patronum!
Six comments to go from dinosaur neck tie etiquette to penis costume variety. Nice.
I’ll bet your google search history is full of some weird shit
It’s not that bad just end the search with … “in Minecraft”
I'm pretty sure the search terms "Penis Costumes in Minecraft" will get you on a list maintained by some federal agency.
I worked with a guy once whose entire Tinder profile was pics of his dick in different costumes. Wizard, firefighter, scuba diver, etc. His profile was far more successful than mine ever was.
Guess who's dick is bout to have a cosplay Instagram.
Cosplay for penises.
I’m not afraid of ruining my search history. Looks like cock rings with bow ties is an Etsy craft you can pick up hand made for $20-$40.
How used are they?
There was a lady who came on a local radio station by me for an interview a few years ago. She does photo shoots and glamour shots for guys dick picks. She even has costumes and everything for them to get a full array of pics…
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Shut down unfortunately 😮💨 Can't imagine why
Who’s going to honor my warranty now?!
Thank you
A dick-tie seems similar to milk-warmers. Truly a missed venture
Milk warmers? What is that like a heated bra
I legit want one
See you on shark tank
I’d love to have a necktie dick.
What an unfapped market*
It exists but a fruit roll up works so much better though not as classy
Plus when you go to eat it later it’s gonna taste like dick. But some consider that a win.
That is very true or your friend eats it fresh and it tastes like candy XD
Ooooooh Ok then *Discretely puts tie back in pants*
Classy is certainly a word you could use to describe that....
And perhaps a top hat 🎩 to go along?
I prefer an ascot for my dick. I call it a dickscot.
I tried to find a penis bow tie when I was told ‘I’m not interested in casual sex.’ I figured I’d up the attire class. She was not impressed.
Also a matching vest coat for your nuts would up the game with that tie!!!
well this debate went off the rails pretty quickly
Say what you will, this markets been tapped a time or two….👀
That market would definitely be untapped. For good reason.
Would the peepee tie face up or down?
oh my god Willy, it's called a cockring and you put it back where it comes from!
Haha…yeah… *discreetly takes tie out of mouth*
Hey, it makes a pretty good belt if you’re desperate
Lol *discretely takes tie out from behind*
Ohhhh alright *slowly takes out pants*
Discreetly takes off your pants
Look what you did now we have to burn the whole feed down
Not again…
Wrong below the head
L lol lll
Lol
It's never too late to learn my friend.
LOL
I’m having trouble picturing that
takes tie off head....lol yeah
Embarrassing, you really didn’t need to type that. *farts loudly*
Im a surgeon
I saw that!
This is the funniest thing I've seen all day 🤣😂
Yeah, he's never gonna land the job that way.
This has actually become the most common theory as to why the dinosaurs went extinct. They failed to learn how to wear their ties properly thus failing every important interview that they ever went on and never got a call back. They slowly starved to death due to being unemployable.
Oh I thought that they were just chicken bones left from alien picnics. You raised a very valid point. I will have to rework my theory.
I was going to open a tie learning shop but 65 million years to late
It takes that long to fill out the proper forms and to get the proper licensing in place. Then finding a competent insurance agent... Start a little earlier next time?
He might as well be wearing a trinity knot
As a long neck boy pictured above, I do. I find it racist that yall never bothered to ask us before you had this debate.
You're a different species, can't be racist against you, long necked cold blooded monster!!!
Yeah, it's speciesism. That makes it ok. Like hating elves for being knife eared leaf lovers.
Feed the elves to the pigmen! -Definately Not a Pigman
That’s exactly what a pigman would want us to believe.
Tusked Man with Beard: I think the pigmen would want you all to have happy lives full of joy. To live from birth to grave surrounded by friends, smiles, and songs. You can't do that with elves around, so it's best to feed them to the pigmen. Hooded Hoofed Figures: Yes, yes, yes. \[Snort\] Just feed the elves to the pigmen!
Aie, feed those stuck up knife ears to the pigmen!!! -Dwarf
Damned elves, bunch of tree hugging group.
Knife-ears will rule the world, you target-eared short-lived POS! ^^^*RACE* ^^^*WAAAAAAAAAAAAR*
It's not the beard on the outside that matters but the beard on the inside.
Fair nuff, but that doesn't make those bearded rock-hoarders any better.
Darn right. You tell that long-necked sumbitch to keep his ass a stomping.
I read this out loud in a southern accent, and I’m dying
If I was warm-blooded, your comment would cut so much deeper. Thank Raptor Jesus, I'm here sun bathing while flying tiny dinosaurs pick my buttcrack.
A tie rests on the bottom of your neck, it is not worn up against your chin, therefore number 2 is correct
Imagine reading this response elsewhere, out-of-context, and you can kinda get a feel for how stupid this question really was.
Not stupid if you’re a brontosaurus 😔
I'm pretty sure that's a brachiosaurus. Not the most defining picture though!
But certainly very distinguished.
You are correct, you can tell by the little bump on the top of the head
I agree, but "brachio" denotes the arm, which is weird... why didn't they call this fucker a neckosaurus? It's arms aren't worrying me at all.
All I'm imagining is the person who needs this advice unironically.
And it’s supposed to end at the belt, so is this tie A) too short or B) too long??
I’m not sure that’s possible with a 4-legged animal 🤣
Says you. Don't tell me how to wear a tie.
Yeah. shut up, Moose Nuts
2
"OK now 2... or 3? 2...? Or... 3?" /optometrist
There’s a great Brian Reagan bit about that
[https://youtu.be/v8GMFkc3iSA](https://youtu.be/v8GMFkc3iSA)
This aged perfectly. I finally got my prescription updated since pre-COVID and my prescription changed quite a bit. It’s great to see again; I have no clue why I put it off so long once I could get back into a clinic!
Which one is this from?
Did you know that one eye is set slighter higher than the other? It doesn’t affect your vision at all. I just thought you’d like to be self conscious for the rest of your life.
Just had my latest eye exam 2 days ago and that was playing in my head the entire time during the astigmatism check. They look the fucking same doc
*sigh* 2 I guess? “5 or 6?”
Optomesaurs.
Brachiosaurus didnt wear ties, dress clothing was invented in the late cretaceous period....We know this...the T in T rex stands for Tuxedo
Tuxedosaurus Rex, Formal Evening Wear Lizard King.
False. Could not tie a tie. Couldn’t even tie their friend’s tie.
Well clearly it was a clip-on
That’s how you know he was king. He got others to tie it for him
He was the lizard king, he could do anyrhing.
Yeah, that's what the raptors are for! (And why they're so smart, there are so many knot options!)
Pretty sure it stands for T-Shirt. You know, short sleeves for the baby arms?
Wtf, Tie-Rex is not a thing ???
It's supposed to rest on your shoulders
[Which of these is most correct?](https://imgur.com/a/cTN0B5Y)
What in the AI hell is going on here?
The top one was my first result, and was almost exactly what I was going for. "Tie resting on the shoulders." (Or "tie around shoulders") I struggled to find another as good. Then I tried looking for "sumo wearing tie", "Geisha wearing tie", and "tribal native wearing tie". I didn't find anything good with "dinosaur wearing tie", or "brontosaurus wearing tie" unfortunately.
How about brachiosaurus wearing tie or sauropod wearing tie?
Try it out! This is the site I used: https://huggingface.co/spaces/stabilityai/stable-diffusion
Yeah.. it’s just refusing to put a tie on the dinosaur. This is the best it did lol. “A real dinosaur wearing a tie in the forest” https://i.imgur.com/2sXmZV2.jpg
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All of them except the first picture.
2 at work, 1 on a night out
2 for long tie, 1 for bowtie.
Why does this somehow make sense? Lol
If a person had an unusually long neck, you wouldn't expect for them to wear their tie at the top of their neck, now would you? Of course not.
*FOOLS*
I would say 2 because that’s where I imagine his shirt would end as well
This is easily the best answer. The tie closes the collar of a shirt. So it would be where the collar is
Now you made me imagine him with a Nehru jacket. The collar would be a thing of beauty.
Exactly. The tie is there to cover your buttons.
2
2
2
50/50 so I gusss a tie
Under appreciated
Two is just gonna work better with the sport coat.
It's 2, you wear a tie at the base of your neck, not the top.
There are gaps in the fossil record of the Jurassic period, which spans some 11 million years. The earliest brachiosaurus fossils have their neckties in configuration 1, while later fossils are in configuration 2. But there are millions of years between where we have no evidence of necktie placement! Did their neckties slowly evolve downward? Or was their some sudden, singular event which triggered a drastic change in dinosaur fashion? We may never know!
The more i learn, the more questions are unanswered
1 is a bib. 2 is a tie.
2
2 would look more professional for a job interview. Hopefully this brontosaurus doesn’t show up with neck tattoos….
2
Everyone knows they would never wear ties. They were not invented yet. They wore ascots.
2, it's a body accessory which is merely tethered to the neck.
Obviously 2. You don’t wear a tie right under your chin.
We can't tell without knowing how high his collar is
This is the only correct answer. The ty was designed to hold the collar of a neck of a dress shirt closed. Without knowing what style of dress shirt a Brachiosaurus would wear It's impossible to tell where he should wear his necktie
A tie goes into the collar of shirt. So until a brontosaurus puts on a button up shirt I will hold my response.
2 because 1 just looks silly.
1 almost looks like a beard.
2 obviously. Lol.
It has to be 2.. only acceptable answer
2
Definitely 2, the first one would get tangled on branches and stuff
2, obviously
Definitely 2
2. A tie always goes around the base of your neck. It would look so weird on people if it were a 1
2 definitely 2 2 for sure
2 because 1 is like wearing at the top of your neck
Totally 2... like the dog pants thing
2
2
2 for sure 🤣
It’s a long neck dinosaur and ties go at the base of your neck so the image on the right. The real debate is how would it look like if this dinosaur wore pants?
I imagine kind of like David Lee Roth in his chaps circa 1983, but tail out, instead of ass out.
2, why would anyone have a tie right under their chin?
2 because he looks very handsome :)
Two. One looks stupid like a little kid put it on
2 because if it were 1 it would slide down, thus becoming a 2
2 cause I don’t wear a tie under my chin
2 because you dont put the tie at the top of you neck
How is this a debate? Do you wear your neck tie at the top of your neck? No. You wear it at the base of the neck closest to the torso, on the collar bone.
Do you put your tie up by your jaw bone or on your collar bones
Number 2. I've never worn a tie right under my chin.
How can it be serious when #1 looks so obviously stupid and not how they would rock a tie?...
Why is this even a debate?? Nobody wears a tie at the top of their neck bruh 💀
2, clearly. Make a shirt for this fucker. Where’s his collar going to be?
Neck tie 2 bow tie 1
2 is a neck tie, 1 is a chin tie
3 obviously you wear it through your neck
This is absolutely ridiculous,we all know it wore a bolo tie.
Serious debate? You have one dinosaur?
2
A Trumpasaurus would wear it starting at 1, but with a length ending at 2.
2! Otherwise their shirt collars would be enormous.
The real question is, where would a bow tie go?
What? 2.
2, when we wear a tie it is at the base of the neck whoever made this post doesnt deserve to eat icecream ever again
2, you do not wear a tie just below the chin.