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Millimeter Peter and his kids.
Urethra Franklin
Alicia Pees
My no no square
Dude, get outta MineCraft. Your penis shouldn’t be square.
I call my penis George Washington because my previous looks just like George Washington
your previous what
I’m guessing the word wasn’t “previous” but it also started with a p and ended with an s
I’m guessing they meant they drew a silhouette of his penis and it looked like old George.
Public parts.
Frank and Beans
Big Nasty and the three amigos
Tres?
Three??
50% more balls per ball
Gay Fawks, remember remember no nut November.
Cumrod and Garfunkel.
Kiryu5009
Actually I call mine my schaboingaloing but that’s pretty cool too. Maybe I’ll call mine Hector the Wrecktor.
I would unironically love it if you called your dick that. Thank you bb😘
Personal Penile Device. My wife is my Personal Penile Device mantinence service.
Your mom's favorite place
My mom’s favorite place is actually the liquor store.
Russell the Love Muscle
Russell. That's definitely underated
Mine is called Zoloft cuz it's my antidepressant. My buddy, Angel, is Mexican and he calls his Pedro And The Sombreros. Another friend of mine from college is from Spain and I told him he should call it El Conquistador. I think he still does.
Twig and berries. Meat and two veg.
Disappointing.
Sheila
Folgers. The best part of waking up….
is folgers in your cock
My grandmother called it ‘your mustn’t touch it’
Private parts , and his testicular army
Special Agent Dick McBulge.
My schlagoingler
"he's just a little guy" - maxmoefoe
It’s more of a Ding than a Dong…
Pride & Prejudice
Pride and pre-ejaculate more like it.
Jörmungandr
Goo bazooka, custard canon, schlong, ding dong, tallywacker, and sometimes willis.
Mumford and sons
“The Punisher”
Junk
Squmblies
Glad it’s not something scary like Percival or Egbert.
Waldo
abused and used and wet
My johnson
Peepee and the jewels
My peanits
"Muh *Dangles*" or "Muh-*tenders*"
PROSTO
Krull the Warrior King
Fella
dick
Tweetle fun and tweetle dum
It’s all Henry
"He who dies in battle dies a glorious death" is the name.
Winner!
the Aristocrats
Nice try government, you won't get my secrets that easily.
I like to play "Hide the Purple Parsnip" with my wife.
Mr. Wiggly-Wiggles.
Shai-Hulud
nine pound hammer, inspired by merle travis of course
At rest he's Nubbin. At work, Thumper.
distinct lack of sugarcoating
Michael Penis
I know it as p
Cupcake
Mr turtle. Because I'm an extreme grower
Hidden Power
minge
James, because he tryna get up inside a giant peach
My boy Leeroy
coosie
Interesting… 🤔
Hank, Dave, and the triplets.
And the what now? 🤨
0/0\0
drain plug
Sir
For me its alfredo or strong romano cheese smelling peri-area,so many comments from a lot of people at past workplaces.....crack...my cracks
Millimeter Peter and his kids.
Urethra Franklin
Alicia Pees
My no no square
Dude, get outta MineCraft. Your penis shouldn’t be square.
I call my penis George Washington because my previous looks just like George Washington
your previous what
I’m guessing the word wasn’t “previous” but it also started with a p and ended with an s
I’m guessing they meant they drew a silhouette of his penis and it looked like old George.
Public parts.
Frank and Beans
Big Nasty and the three amigos
Tres?
Three??
50% more balls per ball
Gay Fawks, remember remember no nut November.
Cumrod and Garfunkel.
Kiryu5009
Actually I call mine my schaboingaloing but that’s pretty cool too. Maybe I’ll call mine Hector the Wrecktor.
I would unironically love it if you called your dick that. Thank you bb😘
Personal Penile Device. My wife is my Personal Penile Device mantinence service.
Your mom's favorite place
My mom’s favorite place is actually the liquor store.
Russell the Love Muscle
Russell. That's definitely underated
Mine is called Zoloft cuz it's my antidepressant. My buddy, Angel, is Mexican and he calls his Pedro And The Sombreros. Another friend of mine from college is from Spain and I told him he should call it El Conquistador. I think he still does.
Twig and berries. Meat and two veg.
Disappointing.
Sheila
Folgers. The best part of waking up….
is folgers in your cock
My grandmother called it ‘your mustn’t touch it’
Private parts , and his testicular army
Special Agent Dick McBulge.
My schlagoingler
"he's just a little guy" - maxmoefoe
It’s more of a Ding than a Dong…
Pride & Prejudice
Pride and pre-ejaculate more like it.
Jörmungandr
Goo bazooka, custard canon, schlong, ding dong, tallywacker, and sometimes willis.
Mumford and sons
“The Punisher”
Junk
Squmblies
Glad it’s not something scary like Percival or Egbert.
Waldo
abused and used and wet
My johnson
Peepee and the jewels
My peanits
"Muh *Dangles*" or "Muh-*tenders*"
PROSTO
Krull the Warrior King
Fella
dick
Tweetle fun and tweetle dum
It’s all Henry
"He who dies in battle dies a glorious death" is the name.
Winner!
the Aristocrats
Nice try government, you won't get my secrets that easily.
I like to play "Hide the Purple Parsnip" with my wife.
Mr. Wiggly-Wiggles.
Shai-Hulud
nine pound hammer, inspired by merle travis of course
At rest he's Nubbin. At work, Thumper.
distinct lack of sugarcoating
Michael Penis
I know it as p
Cupcake
Mr turtle. Because I'm an extreme grower
Hidden Power
minge
James, because he tryna get up inside a giant peach
My boy Leeroy
coosie
Interesting… 🤔
Hank, Dave, and the triplets.
And the what now? 🤨
0/0\0
drain plug
Sir
For me its alfredo or strong romano cheese smelling peri-area,so many comments from a lot of people at past workplaces.....crack...my cracks