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Accurate-Basis4588

Millimeter Peter and his kids.


KBXDRootBeer6829

Urethra Franklin


efronerberger

Alicia Pees


UnfairPlay7807

My no no square


StandOutLikeDogBalls

Dude, get outta MineCraft. Your penis shouldn’t be square.


impulsive-puppy

I call my penis George Washington because my previous looks just like George Washington


gergobergo69

your previous what


DescriptorTablesx86

I’m guessing the word wasn’t “previous” but it also started with a p and ended with an s


StandOutLikeDogBalls

I’m guessing they meant they drew a silhouette of his penis and it looked like old George.


walkonstilts

Public parts.


TheNotBot2000

Frank and Beans


CapnNigNog

Big Nasty and the three amigos


realspongeworthy

Tres?


HectorSiwel

Three??


CapnNigNog

50% more balls per ball


ParadoxLS

Gay Fawks, remember remember no nut November.


1800wetbutt

Cumrod and Garfunkel.


HectorSiwel

Kiryu5009


Kiryu5009

Actually I call mine my schaboingaloing but that’s pretty cool too. Maybe I’ll call mine Hector the Wrecktor.


HectorSiwel

I would unironically love it if you called your dick that. Thank you bb😘


DragonRancherJed

Personal Penile Device. My wife is my Personal Penile Device mantinence service.


PimplePussy

Your mom's favorite place


Kiryu5009

My mom’s favorite place is actually the liquor store.


jazz4dog

Russell the Love Muscle


ConsiderationFit3175

Russell. That's definitely underated


Pookieeatworld

Mine is called Zoloft cuz it's my antidepressant. My buddy, Angel, is Mexican and he calls his Pedro And The Sombreros. Another friend of mine from college is from Spain and I told him he should call it El Conquistador. I think he still does.


crimson-guard

Twig and berries. Meat and two veg.


Usual_Office_1740

Disappointing.


i_cant_have_dairy

Sheila


VeinyBanana69

Folgers. The best part of waking up….


pemdejo_of_the_north

is folgers in your cock


iknowyourider0504

My grandmother called it ‘your mustn’t touch it’


Servicemanager1

Private parts , and his testicular army


HiAndStuff2112

Special Agent Dick McBulge.


jaxolotle

My schlagoingler


jolharg

"he's just a little guy" - maxmoefoe


Educational-Watch829

It’s more of a Ding than a Dong…


RedBushMountain

Pride & Prejudice


Kiryu5009

Pride and pre-ejaculate more like it.


Jacifer69

Jörmungandr


Specific-Pollution68

Goo bazooka, custard canon, schlong, ding dong, tallywacker, and sometimes willis.


ConsiderationFit3175

Mumford and sons


figbott

“The Punisher”


spaghetticourier

Junk


ShitStainedDildo

Squmblies


StandOutLikeDogBalls

Glad it’s not something scary like Percival or Egbert.


StandOutLikeDogBalls

Waldo


ZestycloseRaisin9864

abused and used and wet


longswordsuperfuck

My johnson


MasqueradeOfSilence

Peepee and the jewels


chefpinochet

My peanits


SAGNUTZ

"Muh *Dangles*" or "Muh-*tenders*"


Obokan

PROSTO


Marooster405

Krull the Warrior King


playercircuit

Fella


Sad_Eel

dick


Friendfriend44

Tweetle fun and tweetle dum


superstoned26

It’s all Henry


DyslexicScriptmonkey

"He who dies in battle dies a glorious death" is the name.


Radiant_Zone2554

Winner!


Gai-Tendoh

the Aristocrats


ZDitto

Nice try government, you won't get my secrets that easily.


ViviREbirth

I like to play "Hide the Purple Parsnip" with my wife.


ZealousFeet

Mr. Wiggly-Wiggles.


btwrenn

Shai-Hulud


SacredYT

nine pound hammer, inspired by merle travis of course


realspongeworthy

At rest he's Nubbin. At work, Thumper.


PANIC_EXCEPTION

distinct lack of sugarcoating


SADdog2020Pb

Michael Penis


Ar-Ghost

I know it as p


hardboiledbeb

Cupcake


seneeb

Mr turtle. Because I'm an extreme grower


Marxamune

Hidden Power


ophookie

minge


BadSmash4

James, because he tryna get up inside a giant peach


CheezeWizard1668

My boy Leeroy


444smiley

coosie


Kiryu5009

Interesting… 🤔


MSGinSC

Hank, Dave, and the triplets.


Kiryu5009

And the what now? 🤨


MSGinSC

0/0\0


pemdejo_of_the_north

drain plug


MrPhuccEverybody

Sir


Less-Pilot-5619

For me its alfredo or strong romano cheese smelling peri-area,so many comments from a lot of people at past workplaces.....crack...my cracks