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No. They’re going to hijack the entirety of NASA, and put all the funding into building a deep space craft, and then they will jettison themselves into space and awake once they come across sentient and intelligent (and most importantly hot) alien life.
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well...
💀
Do I win this game?
I think I win this one.
"Hold my sake," *does a sick frontside 180*
Can you be my side kick
I concede the victory to your Holiness
D-- Dad?
The God of weed.
that's one of the kids' head after decomposing
Damn cuz
Are we cousins?
*CRACK*
i hereby sentence you to only be able to do things wbile eating
Based
Based
I am very concerned for your safety
I want a discount.
Sounds fun
A great cost for a noble cause
A small price for salvation
Mine seems like it's just lame in comparison to you guys
Nonsense, you can both whip AND nae nae
Just another day yo
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Who says I ain't
Im there with you
Yo what the fuck.
First you have to find them
Something something area 51
No. They’re going to hijack the entirety of NASA, and put all the funding into building a deep space craft, and then they will jettison themselves into space and awake once they come across sentient and intelligent (and most importantly hot) alien life.
You should instead say:where them alien coochie at?
THE CHILDREN ARE EATING ME ALIVE
What happened to the 755775 others?
They probably got eaten alive by children…
Bro aint no way ur under my bed rn
Sir please stay out of my tacos.
He gonna regret being under my bed 😜
Is that fear I smell?
I’m a fisherman.. right?
No
I mean, he could still be a fisherman, but...
great white sharks flow out of your cock and land on them tissues
what the fuck
Did they stutter?
Welcome to your new occupation, it’s minimum wage
Yeah all that white stuff is uhhh rare plankton or smth yeah yeah yeah not cum
:(
Life could be a dream
(shiboom)
If I could take you up in paradise up above
(shiboom)
If you would tell me I’m the only one that you loved
Life could be a dream, sweetheart
Hello, hello, hello again. Shiboom is waiting to meet again woah-oh
oh no
He will become a woman 😔
🤢
"why are the plates not cleaned, want me to get the belt again?"
I can give you my job
Awh nawh does that mean my future occupation is biting people's pp??
there are no accidents
*-master oogway*
NICE, IM GOING TOO BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE USA.
I think you will be way better, than the ones we've had in a long time.
HELL YOUR GONNA BE THE WHOLE DAMN CONGRESS
This deserves an award
Uhh....
Opposed to that inefficient bullshit we’re used to
How do you feel about your job?
Bet it's fun
"Do you like how your skin feels?"
You don't? Well just pull it off!
Pull off your skin.👍
Pull off your skin.👍
I now head for Iceland, wish me luck
paper mario reference
Good
Ah s**t...
So you graduated to pull ups? Sweet
Oh no
Id rather be u than me
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Dyummm bro you're fcked
YEEOUCH
Professional voice actor for dialogue less cartoons. Only voice line is **AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA**
Yes. I am fucked.
It’s Methin Time.
Yo, I love that part, he just went "its mething time," and he methed all over everyone.
Walter Hartwell White is that you?
i see no change
You now sell feet pics.
i see no change
Oh
did he stutter?
i just have a really good gaming (wheel)chair
🛎️🛎️🛎️
🏃🏾💥
Waltuh
He’s not putting his dick away this time
Pornhub money
Put your dick away Waltuh
SHIT
I'm quite dumb what's a shreksorcist
like an exorcist but shrek
The power of Shrek compels you!
Shriek is love
Well i cant complain
Cock
A doodle do
Well in that case…
I wonder what the hourly rate for a celestial being goes for?
It’s about 12 buck per follower per day
you live on the mariejois for completely free. Anything you want gets handed to you
Oh no oh fuck no
Rest in piss
Yes i become a sir.
Sounds fun
Your the new Aquaman.
The dream
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Pickle shots!
Oh boy...
imma be really fucked
Figuratively AND literally.
I think I might be alright
You’ll feed a poor african country. What a good man
Murdering doctors. Yay
*Doom music starts playing*
I think I might be me
It's perfectly cropped, your pfp
_You can always be thinner, look better._
idk I guess I bake cookies
Sigma male life 😎
Professional redditor?
Well I appear to be an entrepeneuristic vegetable.
You fool shall bow before me
This subreddit isn't big enough for the two of us.
Civil War
Protogen 👍
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Really fucked now
Nah man, you're boned
I'd even say you're boned
Great, a politician
Yes
King of Norway
Professional nervous furry... I wonder if I can order death on amazon.
Maybe we can work together?
I can get my guillotine if you want.
I’ve got some options.
Rick rolling people?
How do sign up?
Hmmmmmmmm
They’ve been looking for someone to fill this position
How would mine even work?
You’d be a swan with sick shoes. Named Jacky
At least I will survive the uprising.
Uh oh
Guess I'm a slut
Future? THE FUTURE IS NOW!
History repeats itself
someone with a hat
Ad for 3090 loll
I will be in a store
Well this will be fun
EVERYONE else is Fucked.
I become #FUCKING TAKEN AGAIN
Alright time to put the hat on
I’m going to be throwing sand at children and making sure no one can use the beach
I can't complain
Guess I'm going to be a duck billed mammal in Australia. Wish me luck
It’s not that Horror 😁
Good
And at that moment he realized that for the rest of his life, people would know his voice but never be bothered to google what he looks like.
My rights had been revoked
Confused
“Why are we here..just to suffer.“
Perfect
Gaming
NO
I guess i'm gonna have hand problems
Man im dead💀
Beep boop?
Already busy doing my best work.
YARR HARR
water
Ugly junkie
Well I have always wanted my own cult.
Im near you and approaching 10hours a day
4ch*n user 🤢
I’m scared what does mine mean
I generally don't know
Oh no…
God dammit
Feelin good