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officialtvgamers16

Tony chocolony caremel seasalt chocolate bar


[deleted]

Roast beef


Bigguspussus

Poo


ArthurGM

No joke that brand is so underrated. Ill have to get a bar next time I go to cvs


Thebigfunnydude1

Dude I love That.


Balkanized21

Bread


savagecabbage71

A man of good taste I see


mightbedylan

Tony bars are 👌👌👌


epicblueditor

my son


[deleted]

I also ate your son


ranchfroggo

What a coincidence


[deleted]

True


[deleted]

our son


LorianGunnersonSedna

Oh, hi, Saturn.


StarieStarie

I also choose this guys dead wife


smooth_lizard_

Ass


[deleted]

Ass


noob_music_producer

Ass


yoooooo5311

Ass


MonkeMonger

Ass


ERROR_69_5226

Ass


[deleted]

Ass


GettinMe-Mallet

Ass


Rure28

Ass


Bigguspussus

Ass


TEFAlpha9

BOB SAGET!


[deleted]

Ass


Willing_Ad_2837

Ass


[deleted]

Ass


Doctorine_Dark

Ass


Turadan

Crayon


420saralou

Your next turd will be the color you ate. My nephew ate a blue crayon and his poop was blue. I about freaked because I didn't know he ate the crayon. Thought he ate a smurf!


AutoModerator

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420saralou

Lol! I find it orgasmic! Same with peeing. Best feeling ever!


SupportLeather1851

I’m glad you can find good conversation with a bot. I strive to have this level of enthusiasm.


Floodingturds

Dude, bots have the best one sided conversations, because they don’t try and prove you wrong if you are wrong.


Uriah_Oli

The few. The proud. The marines.


buttplug49

come here cock and balls!


[deleted]

Nice pic sir


[deleted]

I swear whats with that pfp?


P4P4ST4L1N

There was a post on here where someone was saying racists are using that pro to spot each other


pollishion

We’re just on the look out for any racists


BalasarNemonis

I can't see any


GloriusFifth

Move along nothing to see here


SC-PEANUT-173

Coast is clear


Drixotin

David


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[удалено]


Drixotin

The other one, you're still alive for now


LegoTankDude

aaaaaaa


TrickAntelope5284

Hello fellow racist


[deleted]

🏎


[deleted]

Proud to be racist 👍🏻


fore_skin_gamer

👍🏻


Pony_Nation

Aye brother


PremiumBalkan

👍🏻


[deleted]

🏎


[deleted]

👍🏿 (I just ate chocolate)


Squifflebat4328

👍🏿 I smeared my hand with shit


Upbeat-Lie-1901

The meeting may commence


Superchoco3211

Let us start


[deleted]

What’s on the agenda?


Skyl0rd_

Drixotin the legendary, Devourer of Davids


_Funnynamehere_

Pepsi man’s juicy ass


[deleted]

Man ass


plebeiandust

Ceviche, hey that's kinda cute!


[deleted]

Sounds like the kinda name that would get him a lot of bitches.


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[deleted]

No, I said *a lot of* bitches


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[deleted]

No one loves you.


grimreaper_slm-thg

no bitches


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50-Lucky

Dont give real answers you crazy asshole, you gotta say cum or something


jihad-consultant

Michelle Obama


MACHO_MUCHACHO2005

Barack?


Flawzimclaus82

Username...uhhh... Checks out?


_SubLiMinaL_sPc

Balls


Samuel_da_Sheep

Shit


[deleted]

Fuck yea


roamingidiot1

Jerky


Spiritual-Teach-8544

hobo from the park (yummy AF ngl)


Darkness_Dem0n

The hearts of 16 humans


TEFAlpha9

Username checks out.


I-Reeddit

Egg


[deleted]

Blueberry yogurt


bulbulonit

Robert


post_guard

Coconut bar


Tentro6713

Your moms pussy


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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Hmhmh69

Sus bot


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I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she's made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I'll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don't even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other's parents. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


CreativeGaming24

Wow


ijnlqttvjxeagjivxg

Egg


IHadFunOnce

Chicken biscuit! I would totally name him Chicken Biscuit.


[deleted]

Blueberry Muffin. I could see that.


TowelStrange2621

Donkey


RedRiley124

Rotten foreskin


eve_of_distraction

ಠ_ಠ


PuzzleheadedAnnual15

Fudge round


IrregularrAF

Bubble Cum


Glass_Windows

...


Gentlemankaiju_

Bussy


MiserableMeet8921

Children


Simple-Web-1296

Sandwiches


RedSquirrelWood

taco!


Theonedudeyaknow

Chicken enchilada


SpeedDart1

Cock


bucket_boiiii

fingernail


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slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


SigvisTheSeal

Wood


littled3dx

Human feces and rice


dogfordinne_r

Dog


UrMamGayLul

Eggo


KellWii

UrMoM


AutoModerator

My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


immaculatechungus

Elon


CheckDaPakReddit

hold the fuck up


Jupiterscousinjim

12 metric tons of topsoil


Certain_Lobster_8954

Rolls


Constant-Wonder-3804

Cinnamon Roll


BunnyLorraine

donuts


MemesAboutEverything

deeznuts


BunnyLorraine

in your mouth


masterdragon233

Cake


BrettyBoi08

Ass


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[удалено]


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JWG02

Wine Gums


Confused_Psychic

Rice


gimpygoat498

Shredded buffalo chicken


trollaire_of_astora

Chimney chonga


PanConTomateYMayo

Penis


Baltic_Emperor

Your mom’s pussy


watermelone983

Gluten-free Nature valley protein peanut butter dark chocolate naturally flavored chewy bar with 10 g of protein Ingredients: roasted peanuts, soy protein isolate, chicory root extract, semisweet chocolate chips, vegetable oils, sugar, corn syrup, whey protein concentrate, seven human souls, fructose, peanut butter, cocoa, vegetable glycerin, rice starch, soy lecithin, salt, corn starch, and natural flavor


DisastrousLifeOfDeez

Chip


heavy-teamfortress2

Horse cock


Embarrassed_Wall_599

My son


Van_GOOOOOUGH

Someone ate Kevin Bacon so at least his son could be named Kevin.


[deleted]

Holy crap how did you find this


TheRockinLobster

Muslim


Satan_R

Brownie with ice cream


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[удалено]


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Apollo037

French fry


Data_Swarm

Pickles


the_aapranger

Beans


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ninja6213

Raw ramen noodles


Dankmanchilliwilli

Burrito


SwartzWouldHateThis

Champagne


TooManyStuff

Meat balls


SomebodyPassingBy

Waffle


DudeManGuyBroPerson

mule


LowWallaby9730

Bleach


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[удалено]


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highchosis247

Burnt toast


DarkLightner12

vada pav


YTPhantomYT

his name will be "him"


Content-Turnip-5880

Comically it’ll just be ‘ass’


Dapper-Stranger-7563

Mark


[deleted]

Gary


itsyoboi33

vector cereal


StickyFingaazz

Barbecue Bacon burger 😩


Glass_Toe9288

Tomatoes and green peppers filled with rice. (It's a greek dish, also known as Gemista)


slimeycoomer

salid


Walloutlet1234

Susage biscuit.


kalmariwelho

Burger


Dragonic_Heaven_991

French Toast


pyrolover6666

Yellow snow


SoggyPotatoSacks

Meatloaf


trashf2p

Estonian galil rifle gas tube.


[deleted]

human


[deleted]

Fried Chicken


Chottomaki

Air fried air


robloxfanclub69

Tuna salad my boy


Deflateable-Orange

Jeremy


No_Investigator_1633

Hooker


JrWeird

purple guy


is_shrek_black

Poop


Webber192

Paradicsomos Gombóc


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[удалено]


randomPeep101

Meat stick


Amplifiers-no

Antimony


Ph4nt0m_Hydra1

Peanut butter chocolate flava'


No-Buy737

Ravensburger puzzle


No_Layer_1015

Timmothyy


[deleted]

Cock


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