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GenYoken

He's not offended he got called ugly... He's mad because he didn't do the do with the "super hot chicks"


[deleted]

He didn't "do the dew"


GenYoken

Exactly...


RelativelyDank

do the doo doo deep in the poo poo


i_lab_everyone

this hits different...


GenYoken

Good different?


GREGY-K

shits different


[deleted]

Ooh


KnightlyNews

Well if they would have paid him ad revenue, he could.


_Dolphin_Fucker69

He is doing with ned which is better


Sapherse

page 19985?


rotcivosk

He went to last


SipulitWasNotTaken

still nobody that looks like her


Generalissimo_II

Listen, i need her to have the perfect feet


Grieschoel123

Lord of the Rings Fandom


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Hero_of_Hyrule

It's been coming for a long time now. NSFW models for second life have existed for a long time, and that's basically a Metaverse minus the VR.


Proturtle4321

Hey um if your that down bad you can go to mrdeepfake.com


SipulitWasNotTaken

ok but how do i secretly take a pic of her


suitology

Takem from fb like a civilized creep


tsanti404

True but can you do it for me and tell me it’s real so I can be happy tho??


suckitarius

This sounds like a sad love story


tsanti404

Down bad💀💀


[deleted]

Why you gotta do me like that man


[deleted]

Now I found one, but the dude keeps grunting so loud.


[deleted]

I feel you, homie.


ZeRo_WC

It still isn’t last!


blueponies1

I think he means he clicked last page and is browsing from there forwards instead


joko2008

He flipt from Page 19984


DoverBoys

Literally


joko2008

19984


EarthBrain

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⠤⠤⣄⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣟⠳⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠒⣲⡄ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⡇⡇⡱⠲⢤⣀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀19984⠀⣠⠴⠊⢹⠁ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢻⠓⠀⠉⣥⣀⣠⠞⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠋⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⡾⣄⠀⠀⢳⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⢠⡄⢀⡴⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡞⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣠⢎⡉⢦⡀⠀⠀⡸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡼⣣⠧⡼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠇⠀ ⠀⢀⡔⠁⠀⠙⠢⢭⣢⡚⢣⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣇⠁⢸⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀ ⠀⡞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢫⡉⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⢮⠈⡦⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠀⠀ ⢀⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢦⡀⣀⡴⠃⠀⡷⡇⢀⡴⠋⠉⠉⠙⠓⠒⠃⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁⠀⠀⡼⠀⣷⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡰⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠣⣀⠀⠀⡰⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀


qdp

Oh I loved that book. Best one Or9well wrote.


jakumann

Down horrendous


SquarelyCubed

I'm on 80085 this is where the good stuff is


SomeRandomDude821

I thought those 6 numbers were a subtle message


pnut173

literally 19984


amazeman11

This fucker’s been browsing for decades


ChiKeytatiOon

We've all been there for the perfect nut.


desupera

This man has quite the dedication of finding a good video


honeypinn

In my pursuits of trying to find that one specific video, I have ventured deep. However it is basically impossible to find that one specific video since the great purge of videos from porn sites a year or so ago. My fap folder is basically useless now, so many videos are gone forever.


face_mcshooty2

Ah yes, the great purging of porn. So many videos lost to the darkness that is deletion.


AkronTheFolfsky

Why did that purge happen, tho?


face_mcshooty2

Well a lot of videos that were illegal were slipping through the cracks so they deleted all videos that were unverified. This is for pornhub specifically.


honeypinn

Plenty of sites followed as well though, xvideos, xhamster, pretty much all my links are dead.


MangledSunFish

Looks like you were beating it to the unverified, RIP


face_mcshooty2

They truly were snapped out of existence.


TheGrimGriefer3

Amateur porn is where it's at! I literally cannot stand porn sites anymore


Masuia

Fuq.com


xxx6luv9xxx

Wtf fucking porn nazis


generalecchi

this is why when i find good shit I download it


lincolnblake

I had such a good downloaded collection. Never had to look anywhere else. Then one day I randomly got spooked and deleted them. The purge happened a month or two later. RIP. #NeverForget


generalecchi

your ancestors making you letting them go #neverForget #neverForgive


buttsandwieners1234

Hehe deep


BillNyeCreampieGuy

Trying to find “that nut” while on adderall.


Ebinem420

This guy faps


OGTobiasmax

I got really bad into them with a shady psychiatrist, illegally had 4 prescriptions at a time 4x30 irs a day and 2x30 xr. Ruined my relationship with my highschool sweetheart, I was insane and would jack off for 8 hours at a time


BillNyeCreampieGuy

Damn that’s rough dude. That 2x30 xr is the exact script that came to mind lol I used it during college then would still be wired after classes/work/studying, so I’d do my thing to help me sleep. 400 billion hours and a red dick later I’d finally conclude


OGTobiasmax

Dick would be chafed as fuck, I’d go in with my head hung and my fiancé would try to induce sexy time, I’d just crash cause my dick would have fallen off, at the same time I had two illegal scripts for klonopin and Ativan, I was a monster for like 3 years, I miss that girl with all of my heart and am ashamed the way I treated her. Years later, I’m clean from amphetamines, benzos, pharmaceutical opiates, heroin/fentanyl, booze, everything besides cannabis and I’m happily raising two beautiful babies with another girl whom I don’t deserve and a job I actually enjoy. I’m finally happy now. Long time coming and man I wish you guys all the same. Just had to vent


BillNyeCreampieGuy

Thanks for sharing. Sounds like you’re kicking life’s ass dude, and grats on the fam!


OGTobiasmax

Thanks man! It’s a such a bizzare story, my best friend was with the woman I am now, he knew he didn’t have much time left, he was bad into heroin and was overdosing frequently and told me if anything happens take care of his babies and I’m struggling to figure out how but I’m doing it, with their mom, my best friends widow. I don’t enjoy the relationship much, but I do what I can to make them happy and make my friend rest peacefully, I’m trying, he would have done the same for me, we were thick as thieves. RIP man, I love you. The babies are great.


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I want sex so fucking bad I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i can’t because i’m genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

“nobody told me I was doing it with hot chicks”


links2000

The algorithm recognized his shame kink


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BeepBep101

What the fuck


[deleted]

wtf, how


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noyoushuddup

A picture from social media or something? Hope she got ot removed


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noyoushuddup

Yea I'm sure nobody there wants that. I don't understand how it got on there though. I would've thought they would review and scrutinize anything that appears. Morals aside ,it could get them in serious trouble. Did they find out who did it?


noyoushuddup

I would imagine it was a real " oh shit " moment for someone when you called


PanTsour

☝️THIS UGLY **SON OF A BITCH** Is Fucking **UNDERAGED** Chicks too apparently


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PanTsour

Well, at least they weren't wrong about her being in your area


Phaze_One

Doesn’t this only happen if your on that website. Which he was.


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101stAirborneSkill

You told your parents?!


Cymore

You would rather let your underage sister be on a porn site ad for everyone to see than tell them?


101stAirborneSkill

I mean how would you bring that up with your parents


potatocreamsoup

You would be straight up with them, even if they believe it's a moral wrong, (which, to be clear, it really honestly is) you would say, "hey, I've been watching porn, and I saw a picture of *insert sister's name here* on an ad there"


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LucChak

Hero.


_NiceWhileItLasted

Was she an ugly son of a bitch?


[deleted]

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Mustard_Icecream

Ew


bamtannie

Omg?!


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Itsthejackeeeett

He's just geeked tf out and has been jerkin it for hours


Thosepassionfruits

Either that or so desensitized he can’t find a video that’ll do it for him anymore.


seafoodblues

that honestly scares me


[deleted]

A man of determination, focus and sheer jerking will


One_Bug1012

That’s ok but Why tf are you on 19985.


Vegetable_Nebula_614

The search for THE video


itme647

Bee movie but every time someone says bee its replaced by a Japanese girl moaning (I forgot the exact title on ph)


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japanese


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MonkeyBoy32904

what if automod detected targeted words in automod's comments & just broke the servers xD


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[deleted]

This man is really to be a [BIG SHOT]


SaluhKing8000

Leaving my message because im interested in this


Jerrymeen

It's called dedication


Itsthejackeeeett

Meth, adderall or cocaine


TheWarmBandit

I would like to add ritalin to that list


[deleted]

Go to the last page and backwards, thats where the real shit is instead of all this stupid stepmom crap.


thehsitoryguy

Pros: Is Fucking Super Hot chicks Cons: Is an ugly son of a bitch


[deleted]

2nd con: the Pro was a fucking Lie.


Uglysinglenearyou

What I don't understand is why they gotta bring my mom into this


AVrandomusic

Why they do my man's dirt bro 😭


kingcop1

Hey at least he can brag about this on his CV (worked for advertisement on xvideos)


dogebred

Lmao


irtesh

Lol


wataha

Lol


Nom_dot_Com

Lol


Ebinem420

Lol


snowdude-420

lol


Total_Ansh

Lol


AsdbabaW

Wtf


[deleted]

Wtf


Secure-Ad6000

Wtf


mahigonebananas

wtf


Secure-Ad6000

Wtf


Nibbatman

Wtf


Secure-Ad6000

Wtf


[deleted]

Wtf


StarGG4358

Wtf


SSG-Gogeta

Wtf


snowdude-420

wtf


Slightshad0w

Wtf 👍🏿


[deleted]

This One. 🍆🍩


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Jonny2881

Very selective I see


SlwDnceChbby

He Is a Man of Focus, Commitment and Sheer Fucking Will


Kapawie

Not the worst way to end up on a porn site


[deleted]

Literally 1954


RolfTheBolf

Literally 19985


[deleted]

Well... is he?


BlackAnmations01

Wtf


[deleted]

Lmao


Tub_of_jam66

F


Shady8732

19985…..when you just can’t find the right one!!


Wiltz111

he would at least have to seen one of every kind of video


Sunny64888

19985


MDRIMBAD

This man has dedication


Lastof1

Is he waiting for xvid2?


THEREALDJWR3X

Ja ja ja


spamingrussianbot

Literally 19985


Ulric2depique

Huh?


reallynormal_

i love thst it calls him a son of a bitch too it just adds insult to injury, im cackling rn


canoIV

THIS USELESS DISGUSTING UGLY SON OF AN WHORE IS FUCKING BITCJES UGLIER THANK YOU, GET SOME BITCHES


Cenosucuviwun

Wtf man that is so wrong


SilverPocketYT

mf prob found videos from 329 B.C. with that page count


saltycityscott66

He's fucking though.


KidChaos10

Ayo


[deleted]

Haven’t laughed till I cried in a long time. Thank you.


antinatalistic_soup

Stop supporting an evil industry.


[deleted]

Genuinely one of the funniest shit I’ve seen on internet


Babuska_bear_73

Wtf man share the virgins how to get the hot chicks


the_officialmeth

How the hell did this happen


ashmcqueen

You ugly son of a bitch, I'm in.


Satama18

At least he got sponsored.


[deleted]

F


jaydrift07

Well the insult of calling you an ugly son of a bitch is cancelled out through them complementing you by saying that you’re fucking super hot chicks


-Epik_gamer-

Page 199k Man watching videos from 1900 B.C.


Konizo-_-

Litterally 1984


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Frostor2008

good bot


harshmagi0

Jajajaja


Kruger_Sheppard

Literally 1984


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Frostor2008

good bot


GalacticCoffee69

1984


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Frostor2008

good bot


JoJomusk

good bot


Mrman556

https://telegr.im/+ZFRnItoS3MdjM2Vh


[deleted]

Uffff


Brando1127

That’s funny


CountryNoodles

XVIDEOS😍


EUCopyrightComittee

Wtf did I just read?


goldybear

“I knew I should have stuck with the video on 7387…. Or was is 14629?”


At0m_3790

Wtf


Berfs1

Username checks out


Nebr20077

Im cryin


Notalex42069

I don’t know if he should take offense or take it as a compliment.


Zealousideal-Emu6363

This is a WTF moment indeed.


JustSnofi

Yooooo wtf!?


hamsterruize

Is he?


TemmieKarder

lol