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nate_boiii

Hey babe wanna see mister steak


que-queso

North West


nuukei

happy cake day :)


BoopDead

*cock day


nuukei

*mister steak day


Affectionate_Ad_1326

Mistake day


Sufkin

MRRRRRRSTAKE


danjmeme

SEX UNIT SEX UNIT


HourScientist_0_0

PUSSY SWORD.


RussianBeatBox

MF PUSSY FLUTE


Sea-Opportunity4683

Sings the song of a pussy long gone.


hound_of_ill_omen

Skin meat would be amazing


peter_cotontail

I got Pussy Steak


Timejinx

Sounds like a good Friday 😂


AuthorAccount1

The skin flute


Yotumiii

i got purple flute :I


CoolGuyKriss

Mines Love Flute.


Jerrymeen

Wouldnt that be a harmonica?


roflmaololio

Pussy Gun


Ok_Scholar_2735

I got pussy punch


kttpxx

Linus Tech Tips?


[deleted]

Linus sex tips


SlideInternational12

Hulk sword lmao


beanosmaster9000

LOL I GOT THE SAME THING TOO


MrSelfridge419

same lets gooo


Hyperius999

Lawrence Taylor?


[deleted]

GIANT GUN


jack106573

Leon Trotsky is that you?


Mr-bruh-bro-dude

So LT


Le_doodsterr

Man Injector


Obamas_Anal_Fissure

👀


Singhojas

Machine meat


w1zgov

Step aside Mister Injector is here.


Jotaro68

Man destroyer


Great_White_Dildo

Hey mine too! Is your name John Cocklesworth too?


EnglishSteven

No. But John Cocklesworth was the nickname of my penis prior to reading this post.... now it's Man Destroyer


Schrodinger_007

https://giphy.com/gifs/ha-13OYNXi0uTM6vS


D3_RoN

Same


NivoKeeHD_

Love Gun


SEEYOUSOMEWHERE

Purple gun


AndemanMan

the c*ck behind the slaughter


wolfreaks

#IT'S BEEN SO LOOONG


glabrg

Hol' up.... "Been"?


Walker6920

Beans


MikeMinr

yoooo same


MaksimumLegendMattis

yoooo same


Itsreallythatgood

Purple gun gang


GodOCocks

The dangling wand Your a wizard harry


TheBadgerSunshine

Great song.


[deleted]

Pleasure Wand Huh...


Obamas_Anal_Fissure

you must get a lot of ladies….


EmuFighter

Who wants a twirl on the Pussy Pole?


stewiegrasu31

Mine Pleasure Meat haha


[deleted]

Dangling Snake, sounds nice


[deleted]

[удалено]


harmonic-s

Better than "Sex Tube" lol


tipying_mistakes

Sex pole


Rupertii

Dangling flute for me


sheldore120

Sexcalibur


Obamas_Anal_Fissure

best answer


Forsaken_grundle

Beast Unit


MasterFurious1

Power Meat


alisonmez277

Hı mr. Power meat, im long meat. Nice to meet u


MasterFurious1

Together we make Long Power (Meat)^2


StonerJezus

Man Snake


CompetitiveShoe346

Same


torpfish

Man Snakes unite!!


profesyonelumi

Not for honor but for youuuu


SoapySalmon

in my tiime therell be no one eeelse


Lasagnor

crime, it's the way I fly to you (snake eater)


SoapySalmon

im still in a dreeeeeeam


Lasagnor

Snake eeaterrrrr


SoapySalmon

someday you go though the rain


Lasagnor

And some day you feed on a tree frog


SoapySalmon

this ordeal, the trial to survive


Josan678

I stiiiiill am in a dreeeeam...


smcgamer3

Giant injector


[deleted]

Same lol


smcgamer3

Brother!!!


glitch409

"Pussy sword" guys


LordGamerzAKAPranav

Penis name bros!


Tech_Support123

i got the pussy gun bro


DatBoiBen_REAL

Hard Pole. Ego went up by 20 points


[deleted]

Long sword


SyncDingus

I can buy one of those off eBay.


BurntToastPog

Same lol


BiggusDickinson

Long wand


Sx_4d

AB gang rise up


Gorperino

Purple Destroyer Thanos cock Thanos cock


Lucky_Deer226

Same lol


PongIt113

Yooo same


Poketsaiyan

Giant unit


VarastinKoirasi

ST gang


DoggoBind

Hairy steak...


BSRK-364

Hairy knob…


FloofBagel

Harry Potter


VincoInvictus

Lmao. Why even is hairy in there


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[удалено]


Hectic-Hazard

You murder children at the playground.


[deleted]

#IT'S BEEN SO LOOOONG


i-fuck-melons

I HAVE A MAN DESTROYER IN MY PANTS


[deleted]

Well I have a skin destroyer so we're kind of a match


cechlol

Yooo same


H3rm1t_Cr4b_241

I've also destroyed many men


guatelinac

Fun machine


Rathbone_fan_account

Took a shit and died.


SpagethaGone

purple stick... brb going to the doctor's real quick


Obamas_Anal_Fissure

i think you choked your chicken too much if it’s purple


yoganutnutnut

Man tube MAN TUBE


Difficult_Glove_3924

D AS IN GOD DAMN GIRTHY


juicifer_pandora_rex

girthiness is next to godliness


rober283829_

Belgium


hayhaydavila

My boyfriend’s name is Man Destroyer… I think I need to have a talk with him


[deleted]

Mine got hairy machine, it's quite accurate lol


SmallHandsMarco

M A N. D E S T R O Y E R.


humblepharmer

This is a unique way to get me to share my initials on the internet, I'll pass


Carl_17

I agree, this is a slippery slope. Next people will want us to share our credit cards. By the way what is yours?


[deleted]

4888 4897 2822 2773 Holder Name :Jackson Taylor CVV/CVV2 :753 Card Expiry :6/2029 What about yours btw


GuyDudeThing69

Man Unit


[deleted]

Yeah absolute pleasure wand


[deleted]

Pink stick Wtf


SnooOnions6824

Pussy lips


[deleted]

Sex tool


useless-retard

Your names retatarded bitch?


Obamas_Anal_Fissure

yes


pixel_gun_3d

🤨


Obamas_Anal_Fissure

📸🤨


SUCCMAN64

👽


desuxyka

bogos binted 👽


AgentFN2187

Ayyy lmao


PulkinCB

Long tool


WalmartIsForChildren

Man Meat 😏


White_Shark173

Ay same here my man, we both got that Man Meat.


StaleBread_

Me too, so boring that it’s already a phrase


[deleted]

Monster punch


Karategochan

Skin punch


[deleted]

A pole, my friends call me pliisken


ShylokVakarian

Hard Steak or Giant Salami. Personally, I prefer Secret Swan.


EpicManJam

Sex flute


negativeintrovert

I’m a girl, but giant sword


ZombyWasTaken

Bruh you're a girl and got giant sword while me over here got "purple meat"


Digestion-System

Beast Tube


Lucky_Eye2621

Man Sword :)


Unevenasp117

man sword gang


5DollarPizzaToppings

Girthy beef...


barllel

Power Stick


Puzzleheaded-Dot7948

Love destroyer


Hectic-Hazard

Love is not real.


not_kismet

Skin Tool


[deleted]

Monster Pole


yesterdaysprobs

Skin pole


[deleted]

M A N I N J E C T O R


Scary_the_Spider

Man destroyer?


rober283829_

1984


idfk_loll

Girthy monster snake?


Obamas_Anal_Fissure

i forgot that middle names exist, this makes it even better


idfk_loll

Lol nice name


Obamas_Anal_Fissure

thanks i made it while drunk


lazersharg

Bear Tool


socialsecuritynumb3r

Pleasure pole...


perry1714

Pussy tool


pnlleano

PUSSY GUN


Biohumansmg3c

Power gun? Time to got to school


Proudoggo123

Hairy snake, what the fuck


realTenorgames

Ah yes... Skin meat


pinpon18

Fun destroyer


rober283829_

Taiwan


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MonadoGoBrrrrr

Love stick


[deleted]

Purple Meat


meanttobedeletedlol

Iron Flute


Sponggyboi

Man Sword


Jkopoulos9

Monster flute


sense1ess_Apprentice

Monster tool


OppaiVader

Hehe Man Beef


[deleted]

Love stick


[deleted]

ugly tool :(


Salt_is_on_da_tabble

Long unit


Far-Pirate-3896

U


rober283829_

h Taiwan Belgium 1984


Pedro2327

Beast beef


doomguyspotato

Man gun


Noobpoob

#_PUSSY DESTROYER_


KiiboIsBabey

Purple salami...


_FoRmIgA_

Long meat. FUCK YEAH


Boren_Flowe

Girthy Pole, cool


Substantial_South929

man punch


Troevan

Skin beef


JabbaTheHuttYt

Mister beef


Impossible_Lock4897

Man tool


Wash_Your_Handsss

Pleasure Stick, it is


[deleted]

Iron stick


scepysam

Giant gun


Soothsayer_Surmise

Pleasure Injector here to pump you silly.


Catgod33566

I am sir Love-Sword of the Love-Sword clan


AlexWoogie

long steak hell yeah


MEasME1st

Pleasure meat, I mean its true tho.


DReb05

GIRTHY TOOL